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Just sent this text to my local barber..

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By *esi tardka OP   Couple
over a year ago

acton

Hello lucky . Spoke to my wife .. She wants full facial,full body waxing including bikini line remove hair from intimate areas ,full

body massage ..hair colour and trim .. On a regular basis . But want a good discount ..

Richard

Has anyone done this before your comments ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm .... What ? ....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Is she unable to make her own appointments? Or text?

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By *esi tardka OP   Couple
over a year ago

acton

This is my local barber he is unisex ... trained at tony and guy .. As I was getting a hair cut and shave ..we started to discuss and he mentioned that he been training to be a masseur .. And if I knew any one for massages .. I took his no .. And sent him that text ..

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"This is my local barber he is unisex ... trained at tony and guy .. As I was getting a hair cut and shave ..we started to discuss and he mentioned that he been training to be a masseur .. And if I knew any one for massages .. I took his no .. And sent him that text ..

"

So he's a masseuse and you want him to wax your wife.....why?

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By *et a roomCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Personally I wouldn't let him anywhere near my intimate bits with hot wax. Unless he has the qualifications that is.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Or are you hoping for more?

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By *herryhott1Man
over a year ago

Cork

These people are professionals, they deal with people's naughty bits all the time but if he's straight he'll have hit the wank bank jackpot based on ur wife's pics in ur profile!!

Only thing that caught my attention was the 'facial' hehe

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By *esi tardka OP   Couple
over a year ago

acton


"This is my local barber he is unisex ... trained at tony and guy .. As I was getting a hair cut and shave ..we started to discuss and he mentioned that he been training to be a masseur .. And if I knew any one for massages .. I took his no .. And sent him that text ..

So he's a masseuse and you want him to wax your wife.....why?"

It gives us pleasure ., and she will have a bald puss and arse.,

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"This is my local barber he is unisex ... trained at tony and guy .. As I was getting a hair cut and shave ..we started to discuss and he mentioned that he been training to be a masseur .. And if I knew any one for massages .. I took his no .. And sent him that text ..

So he's a masseuse and you want him to wax your wife.....why?

It gives us pleasure ., and she will have a bald puss and arse.,

"

That's great I only asked because normally barbers and masseurs don't normally do waxing but your guy might. I hope all three of you enjoy the experience

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By *esi tardka OP   Couple
over a year ago

acton

It's more a kink for me .. He is of Pakistani origin wants to get in my wife pants . So offered all the above service for £55 .. That a wow deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I imagine you are setting a precedent there, op. I'm guessing not many would have sent a similar text to their barber. ..and in all honesty i can't see it catching on either

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

So, indirectly, you have just pimped out your wife?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat here thinking ? Should have been a barber ! Lol

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By *esi tardka OP   Couple
over a year ago

acton

He called .. Coming on Tuesday .. 11am .. Kids in school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

quality... be interesting to hear the outcome... keep us posted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He called .. Coming on Tuesday .. 11am .. Kids in school "

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By *esi tardka OP   Couple
over a year ago

acton


"So, indirectly, you have just pimped out your wife?"

That's a strong word .. I'm paying him to do the service .. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a kinky story - can see the excitement of paying for a service that evolves to something more intimate especially when the barber is gagging for your wife!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it comes to someone who will be smothering hot wax on your bits and then ripping it off....you get what you pay for and I'll pay for well trained staff and a hygienic salon any day. Sorry to be a killjoy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a ' barber'never recived such a text,

... You don't think your hairdresser was just hitting on you...

I'd be interested to know what his reply was.., he gave you his number ? Poaching clients out of the saloon is generally frowned on.,, unless it's his place.

Anyhow ; hairdresser/beautician is what you have there.

Barbers only use really really sharp things to remove things. Not wax,

And pubes is new to me. Teeth , appendix and the odd limb, all over that

barber / surgeon ... Now open wide and say argh

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"When it comes to someone who will be smothering hot wax on your bits and then ripping it off....you get what you pay for and I'll pay for well trained staff and a hygienic salon any day. Sorry to be a killjoy. "

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By *ighting17thMan
over a year ago

Bodmin


"These people are professionals, they deal with people's naughty bits all the time but if he's straight he'll have hit the wank bank jackpot based on ur wife's pics in ur profile!!

Only thing that caught my attention was the 'facial' hehe "

"If he's straight..."?

I don't know if this is the place to say this, but everyone calls our local barber "Flowery Jim"...

No idea why

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

No, never done it, don't know who your barber is or what his number is, even if I wanted to.

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By *layfulserfMan
over a year ago

Northolt

Hey

That thick landing strip is sexy!

Hope his a smooth operator.

Dare you to offer him a condom and say "Something for the weekend Sir" (Do barbers still say that LOL)

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By *esi tardka OP   Couple
over a year ago

acton


"Hey

That thick landing strip is sexy!

Hope his a smooth operator.

Dare you to offer him a condom and say "Something for the weekend Sir" (Do barbers still say that LOL)"

Hey neighbour .. You will see it soon .. Thick landing strip .. We are going to the Desi party tomorrow ..

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By *zbookMan
over a year ago

St Albans

I can do that for 35£ + hair cut and shave to you aswell lol ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's more a kink for me .. He is of Pakistani origin wants to get in my wife pants . So offered all the above service for £55 .. That a wow deal "

Wait are you doing this because he's Pakistani?

Is this that whole weirdness thing between Indians and Pakistanis but now oddly sexual?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a ' barber'never recived such a text,

... You don't think your hairdresser was just hitting on you...

I'd be interested to know what his reply was.., he gave you his number ? Poaching clients out of the saloon is generally frowned on.,, unless it's his place.

Anyhow ; hairdresser/beautician is what you have there.

Barbers only use really really sharp things to remove things. Not wax,

And pubes is new to me. Teeth , appendix and the odd limb, all over that

barber / surgeon ... Now open wide and say argh

"

Hehe it's always funny after working years to get the title Dr how desperate they are to lose it and gain the title Mr :p

Good old babers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello lucky . Spoke to my wife .. She wants full facial,full body waxing including bikini line remove hair from intimate areas ,full

body massage ..hair colour and trim .. On a regular basis . But want a good discount ..

Richard

Has anyone done this before your comments ?? "

So your wifes getting all these treatments for 55 quid...jeez its over 50 for a decent hair colour...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sat here thinking ? Should have been a barber ! Lol "

Sat here thinking...If he pulled her, there is hope for me yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full facial!!! ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably too hairy to text!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off to open a barber shop..........

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By *ancpl05Couple
over a year ago

Bridgend

Sounds like horny situation. Let us know how it goes ?

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"Hello lucky . Spoke to my wife .. She wants full facial,full body waxing including bikini line remove hair from intimate areas ,full

body massage ..hair colour and trim .. On a regular basis . But want a good discount ..

Richard

Has anyone done this before your comments ?? "

I think normally the person doing all that would be paying you for the privilege - I would not trust my body in the hands of someone doing that. Don't ever have my hair coloured anymore, but am careful who I let cut it. Would only go to a woman for those other services - but then again, I am bi .... Mr Law went for a message recently and was asked if he wanted a 'happy ending', refused ... why bother with something that everyone else seems to think is so naughty if you are a swinger? That is what we thought anyway ....

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By *istressZoeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

I'd be interested in seeing the before and after pictures x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think some people get it, and a few others dont.

it seems to me that you have chatted with your barber, laughed and joked and flirted with the idea....

then done the same with your mrs and its all getting a little bit horny, a little bit exciting and the situation for you all is gonna be lots of fun.

enjoy the build up to it....and enjoy it when it happens...and also where it might lead to.

have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like horny situation. Let us know how it goes ? "

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By *esi tardka OP   Couple
over a year ago

acton


"I can do that for 35£ + hair cut and shave to you aswell lol ??"

Are you trained in this field .. If yes . Why not ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classy...can i borrow her to try and get a good price on some fencing down at B&Q...

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By *heorgasmaddictMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Can I do it?? Your missus looks gorgeous!!

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By *esi tardka OP   Couple
over a year ago

acton


"Hello lucky . Spoke to my wife .. She wants full facial,full body waxing including bikini line remove hair from intimate areas ,full

body massage ..hair colour and trim .. On a regular basis . But want a good discount ..

Richard

Has anyone done this before your comments ??

So your wifes getting all these treatments for 55 quid...jeez its over 50 for a decent hair colour... "

Yeah we know ..

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By *heorgasmaddictMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Hello lucky . Spoke to my wife .. She wants full facial,full body waxing including bikini line remove hair from intimate areas ,full

body massage ..hair colour and trim .. On a regular basis . But want a good discount ..

Richard

Where was the happy ending offered???

Has anyone done this before your comments ??

I think normally the person doing all that would be paying you for the privilege - I would not trust my body in the hands of someone doing that. Don't ever have my hair coloured anymore, but am careful who I let cut it. Would only go to a woman for those other services - but then again, I am bi .... Mr Law went for a message recently and was asked if he wanted a 'happy ending', refused ... why bother with something that everyone else seems to think is so naughty if you are a swinger? That is what we thought anyway ...."

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