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The All New Forum Whinge Sweepstake Game..

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By *obleton OP   Man
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

An now...

Live from a snowy hill in wales....

its time for...

the all new forum whinge sweepstake game!

posters will choose one from the following list (or suggest one of your own) of common whinges that get posted on here and the first new thread that appears on that subject wins a special prize of a big bag of kudos and voucher entitleing them to 3 hours of my patented Tobletonluvvin(tm).

1. I cant get any meets - what am I doing wrong

2. people are rude and never reply to my messages

3. all single males are rude and pushy

4. why is it so hard to find a genuine single bi-fem

5. single males are all timewasters and never show up for meets

6. single males never read my profile

7. single bi fems are mostly fakes

.....errrm I'll think of some more later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if you have nothing to winge about lol

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By *obleton OP   Man
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

that could also count as a whinge depending on how you say it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So could starting a thread complaining of what other people start threads about

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Re: number 2. I think we should have a forum policy of not responding to those threads at all - see how much paranoia we can induce!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

betting no 1 comes up first. can't wait to get me hands on the prize.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So could starting a thread complaining of what other people start threads about "

brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about:

Not reading profiles, you know the sort; 20 yr old lad full of testosterone, good in bed, big cock, lick pussy for hours(zzzz), lives in Truro seeks older woman to show him the ropes

Not in my age range, thinks his sexual prowess is the best way to tell me about himself in a message, Truro about a 6 hr journey from me, ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im with SDM on this one, we should ignore all, noone responds to my messages, threads and invoke paranoia and take bets on how long the OP will take before he posts - oi you fuckers answer this thread

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

how about single bi females,who can't take no for an answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about not enough bi-males......... oh wait....... theres one!

A thread about it that is

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Why won't people meet married men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forum cliques/mafia!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My cam won't work in chat

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By *eorge17Man
over a year ago

Leven

How about people who whinge about people who whinge

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

can i just sod that lot and just whinge about christmas!!! lol

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"can i just sod that lot and just whinge about christmas!!! lol"

...or the weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about crap telly?

Was gonna put tv but thought it might be misconstrued!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should have put my stake on "asking for face pic without having one him/herself"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

X-factor is destroying real music

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By *evonTallGuyMan
over a year ago

Newton Abbot


"X-factor is destroying real music"

it's destroying real television too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Txt spkn 2 mny ppl uzin ffs lol pmsl and SMILEYS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give Fabio a point for the Xmas post!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Txt spkn 2 mny ppl uzin ffs lol pmsl and SMILEYS "

I need a translator and wouldnt you know it, all of em are asleep

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Can i whinge about how few couples want to meet a bi fem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Txt spkn 2 mny ppl uzin ffs lol pmsl and SMILEYS

I need a translator and wouldnt you know it, all of em are asleep "

One doesnt approve of textual parlance, acronyms or the over indulgence in the usage of emoticons... dont you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i whinge about how few couples want to meet a bi fem?"

Personally... Of course you may... After all, like all couples, you know where to find us single males...

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"Can i whinge about how few couples want to meet a bi fem?

Personally... Of course you may... After all, like all couples, you know where to find us single males..."

Thats no use to me,i want a woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i whinge about how few couples want to meet a bi fem?

Personally... Of course you may... After all, like all couples, you know where to find us single males...

Thats no use to me,i want a woman!"

I look jolly attractive in a halterneck and heels young lady...

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"Can i whinge about how few couples want to meet a bi fem?

Personally... Of course you may... After all, like all couples, you know where to find us single males...

Thats no use to me,i want a woman!

I look jolly attractive in a halterneck and heels young lady..."

Now your talking,stockings too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I claimed my prize five mins ago. Toblerone is hiding.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i whinge about how few couples want to meet a bi fem?

Personally... Of course you may... After all, like all couples, you know where to find us single males...

Thats no use to me,i want a woman!

I look jolly attractive in a halterneck and heels young lady...

Now your talking,stockings too?"

Red with the Christmas garters...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about posts asking about the number of penises (or is penii the plural of penis? Maybe I should have said cocks...) that will fit into female orifices? There seems to have been at least three posts on that recently I'm sure, I know cos I can't help but go in and have a nosey at them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im with SDM on this one, we should ignore all, noone responds to my messages, threads and invoke paranoia and take bets on how long the OP will take before he posts - oi you fuckers answer this thread "

I have actually seen that, though it wasnt put so eloquently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i whinge about how few couples want to meet a bi fem?

Personally... Of course you may... After all, like all couples, you know where to find us single males...

Thats no use to me,i want a woman!

I look jolly attractive in a halterneck and heels young lady...

Now your talking,stockings too?

Red with the Christmas garters..."

Kinky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Now your talking,stockings too?

Red with the Christmas garters...

Kinky!"

And that aint the half of it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Txt spkn 2 mny ppl uzin ffs lol pmsl and SMILEYS

I need a translator and wouldnt you know it, all of em are asleep

One doesnt approve of textual parlance, acronyms or the over indulgence in the usage of emoticons... dont you know."

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