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By *unstuff OP Man
over a year ago

North Cumbria/Edinburgh

When in a situation where you're getting down and dirty with a women at a meet 1 on 1.

You slip a finger into her knickers and they come out totally stinking. I real put off. What's the best tactful way of getting out of it or explaining the problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw up and run out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When in a situation where you're getting down and dirty with a women at a meet 1 on 1.

You slip a finger into her knickers and they come out totally stinking. I real put off. What's the best tactful way of getting out of it or explaining the problem. "

Make her sniff your fingers and see how she likes it?

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By *unstuff OP Man
over a year ago

North Cumbria/Edinburgh

Lol. .nearly did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some smell is natural but I am obsessed with washing before a meet x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suggest you shower together?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea slide your fingers in her mouth constantly then have a coughing fit and make your excuses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly.... I'd find an excuse, any excuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some women have bv and smell but I think they know about it if they have it so shouldn't meet !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She may have bv and not know..i always bath before a meet and expect the same with whoever im meeting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best tactic is probably vagisil!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much washing can actually cause the problem. No need for poor hygiene tho. Just tell her tactfully. Maybe she's not aware she has a problem. I'm sure if dealt with in a mature way you could not cause offence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just look her in the eyes and say " You smell that"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best tactic is probably vagisil! "

Is that meant to be funny? Vagisil and fem fresh is not recommended as it can trigger BV.

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By *unstuff OP Man
over a year ago

North Cumbria/Edinburgh

I adore eating pussy. But just couldn't on this case.

Stopped at the first Mc D and scrubbed my hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When in a situation where you're getting down and dirty with a women at a meet 1 on 1.

You slip a finger into her knickers and they come out totally stinking. I real put off. What's the best tactful way of getting out of it or explaining the problem. "

well thats your fault for sticking it in her arsehole n sniffing it

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By *unstuff OP Man
over a year ago

North Cumbria/Edinburgh

"When in a situation where you're getting down and dirty with a women at a meet 1 on 1.

You slip a finger into her knickers and they come out totally stinking. I real put off. What's the best tactful way of getting out of it or explaining the problem.

Trust you for lowering the tone.lol

well thats your fault for sticking it in her arsehole n sniffing it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best tactic is probably vagisil!

Is that meant to be funny? Vagisil and fem fresh is not recommended as it can trigger BV. "

Hit a nerve!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

When this comes up there will always be posts suggesting BV, which is true , it could be...but it can also be a woman who hasn't washed her jojo.

If it was Mr Ruggers, he would leave the meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would tactfully refuse to play..but id also not come on the forums talking about it! What if she reads this? Not very nice.. or mature..

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By *lack Shoe Red SoulCouple
over a year ago

North Hampshire

BV can be caused by over washing, using perfumed soaps or douching!

It's not contagious for men, but apparently can be paused by women playing together!

You don't say 'what' kind of smell, so in reality could be anything! Just be honest and say or suggest a lovely shower together if you still want to play with her....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When this comes up there will always be posts suggesting BV, which is true , it could be...but it can also be a woman who hasn't washed her jojo.

If it was Mr Ruggers, he would leave the meet."

leave the meat

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"When this comes up there will always be posts suggesting BV, which is true , it could be...but it can also be a woman who hasn't washed her jojo.

If it was Mr Ruggers, he would leave the meet."

Jojo

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By *unstuff OP Man
over a year ago

North Cumbria/Edinburgh

"When this comes up there will always be posts suggesting BV, which is true , it could be...but it can also be a woman who hasn't washed her jojo.

If it was Mr Ruggers, he would leave the meet.

leave the meat

Pmsl...P your the best

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"When this comes up there will always be posts suggesting BV, which is true , it could be...but it can also be a woman who hasn't washed her jojo.

If it was Mr Ruggers, he would leave the meet.

leave the meat

No he would bring his meat home

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

I had this years ago.... on myself :S

One day, noticed I smelt ughhh. washed, and an hour or 2 later, it still stunk. and I mean, like a rotting corpse

A trip to the clinic the next day revealed I had trichomonas (yeah, I'd never heard of it before then either lol). Thanks to the ex having a one nighter several weeks earlier

Anyway, 5 days of anti-biotics and it cleared up. Oh and yes, I dumped the ex

But god, will never forget that smell.

I'd definitely mention it to a woman if I ever smelt it on her !!! Then run.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Were there any clues she might have been unwashed?

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By *lack Shoe Red SoulCouple
over a year ago

North Hampshire

"I would tactfully refuse to play..but id also not come on the forums talking about it! What if she reads this? Not very nice.. or mature..

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"I would tactfully refuse to play..but id also not come on the forums talking about it! What if she reads this? Not very nice.. or mature..

She may not be from here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe it was another mans spunk you smelled...or licked from her.....

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By *unstuff OP Man
over a year ago

North Cumbria/Edinburgh

It was a long time ago.

I don't go on her often, but it was something that just came to mind.

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By *eonardoLoveMan
over a year ago

London

"Suggest you shower together?"

I did it quite a few times. The best option. You do not have to say anything about the smell though, be careful! Women become crazy!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suggest you shower together?

I did it quite a few times. The best option. You do not have to say anything about the smell though, be careful! Women become crazy!?

might be a bit hard as he was dogging...most likely

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By *unstuff OP Man
over a year ago

North Cumbria/Edinburgh

"maybe it was another mans spunk you smelled...or licked from her....."

Wouldn't have been yours p,

Everyone know you canny get it up.

Pmsl.

Just in case anyone starts giving him abuse. Know him for years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always find such question quite odd

Reason being I've never met anybody who smelt good dressed and that bad naked I've had to ask how to leg it

I find it very odd that people can spend time with somebody and everything be perfectly fine, no issues of body odour at all but soon as the pants go to one side

I mean what underwear are they wearing that's been masking that all evening

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By *unstuff OP Man
over a year ago

North Cumbria/Edinburgh

"Suggest you shower together?

I did it quite a few times. The best option. You do not have to say anything about the smell though, be careful! Women become crazy!?

might be a bit hard as he was

dogging...most likely

He he. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smell is a huge part of the biological side of attraction.

The biological mechanisms are based around a desire to produce the healthiest offspring.

Natural odours are a product of the bacteria which live on all of us.

Which bacteria live on an individual is down to that persons unique immunities.

The healthiest offspring come from two parents with diverse immune systems as the offspring gain the widest spread of immunities at birth.

This means that what is perceived as a foul odor by one person could be the most amazing and sexy smell to another....

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Women become crazy!?

Men are that way from the start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best tactic is probably vagisil!

Is that meant to be funny? Vagisil and fem fresh is not recommended as it can trigger BV.

Hit a nerve! "

Not at all! Love how these type of posts bring out the mature response in some people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best tactic is probably vagisil!

Is that meant to be funny? Vagisil and fem fresh is not recommended as it can trigger BV.

Hit a nerve!

Not at all! Love how these type of posts bring out the mature response in some people."

Mature!? I'm called Pinocchio!

I don't use the forums for maturity. Each to there own, stob being miserable

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By *ETSHAVEFUN1Man
over a year ago

bromsgrove

Just love the scent of a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The same van be said for men some guys have the sweetest tasting cum and some are totally rank and would make a girl girl hence spit or swallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The same van be said for men some guys have the sweetest tasting cum and some are totally rank and would make a girl girl hence spit or swallow "

Hurl sorry auto correct strikes again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smell is a huge part of the biological side of attraction.

The biological mechanisms are based around a desire to produce the healthiest offspring.

Natural odours are a product of the bacteria which live on all of us.

Which bacteria live on an individual is down to that persons unique immunities.

The healthiest offspring come from two parents with diverse immune systems as the offspring gain the widest spread of immunities at birth.

This means that what is perceived as a foul odor by one person could be the most amazing and sexy smell to another...."

Your immune system doesn't operate outside your skin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When in a situation where you're getting down and dirty with a women at a meet 1 on 1.

You slip a finger into her knickers and they come out totally stinking. I real put off. What's the best tactful way of getting out of it or explaining the problem. "
ewwww stinky pinky

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"When in a situation where you're getting down and dirty with a women at a meet 1 on 1.

You slip a finger into her knickers and they come out totally stinking. I real put off. What's the best tactful way of getting out of it or explaining the problem. "

It might be nothing to do with hygiene she might have had an infection. It's difficult and I don't think there is a good way to deal with it.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well, I'd deal with it one or two ways, firstly how did the woman look? If she looked unkept in herself then I wouldn't have gone that far.

If everything else about was immaculate then I'd mention it, now as a woman I'd be mortified if someone mentioned it to me but I'd also be very greatful.

I bath as close as I can to a meet and its not natural to smell like that so shortly after so it would mean I'd have some sort of infection that could be easily cleared up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"maybe it was another mans spunk you smelled...or licked from her....."

I doubt it. I hate lack of hygiene but a cum filled pussy is very nice...... Apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i agree with Bella on this 1

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By *arksoulMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

Not very nice is it ?!?! Tell her straight ; minging ming !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could it be a sign of an STD tho? But yeah a good idea is to ask if she got any toys instead to insert in her pussey.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Too much washing can actually cause the problem. No need for poor hygiene tho. Just tell her tactfully. Maybe she's not aware she has a problem. I'm sure if dealt with in a mature way you could not cause offence."

Exactly this

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

My other half always does a discrete sniff test. If she's hot enough he'll still do her, just not oral.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

I don't go on her often"

I can see why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask her if shes been cross training all day...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put your fingers to her nose and ask "does this smell like Grimsby to you too?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best tactic is probably vagisil!

Is that meant to be funny? Vagisil and fem fresh is not recommended as it can trigger BV.

Hit a nerve! "

It's true. Bacterial Vaginosis is an imbalance of natural bacteria in the vagina. It's not caught,it's caused by many things including washing products,semen,lube,dirty hands... And it can smell fishy and cause a white/creamy discharge.

OP if you're still around,what was the smell like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Semen is one of the main causes of BV

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Semen is one of the main causes of BV"

It can also be caused by certain products used to clean toys especially the ones you spray on and leave.

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over a year ago

"Semen is one of the main causes of BV

It can also be caused by certain products used to clean toys especially the ones you spray on and leave."

We can't win really can we

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over a year ago

"Semen is one of the main causes of BV

It can also be caused by certain products used to clean toys especially the ones you spray on and leave."

What, Domestos?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Semen is one of the main causes of BV

It can also be caused by certain products used to clean toys especially the ones you spray on and leave.

We can't win really can we"

No lol. I just use boiling hot water, antibacterial soap and rinse for ages.....on toys i might add not my vagina

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Semen is one of the main causes of BV

It can also be caused by certain products used to clean toys especially the ones you spray on and leave.

What, Domestos?

No lol. You can buy a toy cleaning spray that you don't rinse off, I wouldn't recommend it....or domestics

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Semen is one of the main causes of BV

It can also be caused by certain products used to clean toys especially the ones you spray on and leave.

What, Domestos?

No lol. You can buy a toy cleaning spray that you don't rinse off, I wouldn't recommend it....or domestics

*domestos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Semen is one of the main causes of BV

It can also be caused by certain products used to clean toys especially the ones you spray on and leave.

We can't win really can we

No lol. I just use boiling hot water, antibacterial soap and rinse for ages.....on toys i might add not my vagina

That could be painful

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Semen is one of the main causes of BV

It can also be caused by certain products used to clean toys especially the ones you spray on and leave.

We can't win really can we

No lol. I just use boiling hot water, antibacterial soap and rinse for ages.....on toys i might add not my vagina

That could be painful

I'm sure there's somebody, somewhere for who that is a fantasy described

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yea slide your fingers in her mouth constantly then have a coughing fit and make your excuses "

Gross, but i still laughed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her to shower next time and leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a smelly fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

man woman or couples if unclean would make us walk out there and then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if it was me I would just lick it clean, then carry on having fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if it was me I would just lick it clean, then carry on having fun"

Enjoy licking your discharge if that's what floats your boat!

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By *inchyorksMan
over a year ago

huddersfield

"When in a situation where you're getting down and dirty with a women at a meet 1 on 1.

You slip a finger into her knickers and they come out totally stinking. I real put off. What's the best tactful way of getting out of it or explaining the problem. "

Biggest question is what did you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if it was me I would just lick it clean, then carry on having fun

Enjoy licking your discharge if that's what floats your boat!

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mmmm yes love licking dirty discharge from smelly pussy, love the white bits , something to chew on while you take another breath and dive in again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think she'd just assume I'm not keen after yakking in her face and leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if it was me I would just lick it clean, then carry on having fun

Enjoy licking your discharge if that's what floats your boat!

mmmm yes love licking dirty discharge from smelly pussy, love the white bits , something to chew on while you take another breath and dive in again

Sick, that stringy white stuff all round your face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if it was me I would just lick it clean, then carry on having fun

Enjoy licking your discharge if that's what floats your boat!

mmmm yes love licking dirty discharge from smelly pussy, love the white bits , something to chew on while you take another breath and dive in again

You go fella, I'm sure you'll get plenty of opportunity on here

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By *lack Shoe Red SoulCouple
over a year ago

North Hampshire

mmmm yes love licking dirty discharge from smelly pussy, love the white bits , something to chew on while you take another breath and dive in again

I was just a little bit sick in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was a long time ago.

I don't go on her often, but it was something that just came to mind.

how many times have u visited her grave?

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"Just look her in the eyes and say " You smell that" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stringy white stuff

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