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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

....still better than a good wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....still better than a good wank?

Dunno been fortunate enough never to have had a bad blow job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you are offering I would happily let you give me a bad blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally..no...blowjobs...even good ones aren't better than a good wank, no one knows my cock better than me and blowjobs get a little boring after a while..the mind wanders...no matter how amazing a woman thinks she is at giving head there really isn't much difference..im yet to meet a woman that has made me cum with oral sex without me stepping in and giving a helping hand.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"....still better than a good wank?

No i got tonsilitus of the willie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I've had a bad blow job and I'd rather do it myself than have that any day of the week.

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

I'd rather have a blow job any day compared to a wank. Even though I've had a few bad ones.

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By *tallionExoticaMan
over a year ago

Islington

Especially when the teeth get in the way.

I ask them to end it straight away. Heck, its even put me off having sex at times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be happy to be having one no matter how it is haha

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By *etzPlayCouple
over a year ago

Southend

Had both in one meet, we're sure she was just there for him.

The wank was worse as there wasn't anything in it and I just got sore xx

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bad blowjob is like bad sex. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally..no...blowjobs...even good ones aren't better than a good wank, no one knows my cock better than me and blowjobs get a little boring after a while..the mind wanders...no matter how amazing a woman thinks she is at giving head there really isn't much difference..im yet to meet a woman that has made me cum with oral sex without me stepping in and giving a helping hand."

Is that a challenge?

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Probably because you allow you mind to wander I can't orgasm if my mind is elsewhere instead of in the moment and I find it hard to believe that if she's amazing at it your mind still wanders I'm only thinking about other things if the person mediocre or worse

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

I'd rather have neither.... I can't be arsed wanking and a bad blowy won't do owt for me so I'd politely tell her to foooook off my cock and do one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....still better than a good wank?

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

A bad BJ is just not worth it.

Unfortunately i have experienced too many from ladies at parties and clubs. Like the thread about single guys not being good, same holds true for the ladies.

good sex technique has to be learnt.

i have had ladies give me BJ'S that were so bad i asked them to stop. Yet others have had me coming multiple times.

There's good and bad with both sexes

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I love blow jobs. Never had a bad one. I have only had one that made me come though.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

A Blow-Job....is Better Than No Blow Job.. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Blow-Job....is Better Than No Blow Job.. x"

A few of us would say not if its a bad one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Blow-Job....is Better Than No Blow Job.. x

A few of us would say not if its a bad one!"

I'd say lots would say not if it's a bad one if they're being honest. I've rarely had a good one that makes me cum. Most in my experience can't give a bj that holds your attention long enough...I end up wanking anyway to finish it off.

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

Is that a challenge?"

Same here never been able to cum through oral and some have been amazing. Would love a woman to make me cum without my help. So that is a challenge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. Even a half decent one isn't as good as a good wank/hand job in my opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had plenty of mind blowing hand jobs but yet to have a half decent blowjob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not found a guy that I can't finish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nooooooooooo.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....still better than a good wank?

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not by a long shot in this reporters opinion. . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....still better than a good wank?

Other than catching teeth. No such thing as a bad blowjob. I've had fecking awesome ones mind lol.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

I've never had a orgasm from oral sex ( I know some of you will be rolling your eyes at this thinking pull the other one its got bells on but its true )for that reason and that reason only if I'm after a orgasm i'd go for a wank .if its a intimate sensual experience I'm after i'd go for the blow job even a bad one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....still better than a good wank?

No. Next ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as there's no teeth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lv giving bjs its a fine art wich hasnt to be rushed and ive always made the guy cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bad blowjob is a good excuse to progress to gobbly wank status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lv giving bjs its a fine art wich hasnt to be rushed and ive always made the guy cum

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I've got wanking down to a fine art

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've not found a guy that I can't finish. "

Me neither! I'm surprised how many haven't cum or at least had to stop it as was about to cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....still better than a good wank?

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no last bad bj i had she drew blood where tooth sliced side of my head didnt feel it at first but when we see blood in her mouth it turned both our guts over and the nxt couple days with a mini slit on side of helmet and sting when pissing rather have a wank thanks..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And some girls can do amazing things with their tongues luv deep throat and see girl gag n my missis deos this tongue thing and i judder especialy when she swallows! Like im having a sexalepptic fit!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately I have experienced one or two bad blow jobs so I'd have to say that a wank is much better than a bad bj

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By *ast_jjMan
over a year ago

Dublin and London

"....still better than a good wank?

No. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, but then again I always offer pointers if I feel the need...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just as men need to learn how to get a lady to cum, so do ladies need to learn how to get men to cum. My wife gives great bj's and is known for being able to drain a bloke dry. But it took her years of practice to get it right. I have had some bj's that yes I have thought does this person know anything about bj's?

Actually had one lady who honestly thought you blew!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Just as men need to learn how to get a lady to cum, so do ladies need to learn how to get men to cum. My wife gives great bj's and is known for being able to drain a bloke dry. But it took her years of practice to get it right. I have had some bj's that yes I have thought does this person know anything about bj's?

Actually had one lady who honestly thought you blew!

To be fair to her if you have no experience how would you do it when it's called a BLOW job?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually had one lady who honestly thought you blew!

To be fair to her if you have no experience how would you do it when it's called a BLOW job? "

Blow job is a contraction, it started out being called a below job because the prostitutes who named it would work below, and it became blow job because of accents language etc. over time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might start giving bad blow jobs. It might stop them shoving their cock in my mouth every 5 minutes

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By *erryPervettoMan
over a year ago

London

"....still better than a good wank?

No way.Cos nobody knows u better than u.Its more comfortable and I can cum when and how I want to

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By *unLondonLadMan
over a year ago

Camberley/London

Hit the nail on the head m8.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually had one lady who honestly thought you blew!

To be fair to her if you have no experience how would you do it when it's called a BLOW job?

Blow job is a contraction, it started out being called a below job because the prostitutes who named it would work below, and it became blow job because of accents language etc. over time."

Love learning new facts like this

I would rather the guy tell me if he wasn't enjoying rather than let me think I was pleasuring him , but never had any complaints .... YET!! Lol

Will be giving them closer eye contact in future to make sure their mind isn't wandering

A xx

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By *erryPervettoMan
over a year ago

London

"I might start giving bad blow jobs. It might stop them shoving their cock in my mouth every 5 minutes

What's your point?

Is that u just showing off or is that an invitation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer a good wank!

Although I wouldn't turn down a bj, never seem to find the right person for it to be fully enjoyable to the end.

I have had some good ones, but never cum from one yet!

One day maybe.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very few women give good blow jobs. . . . Fact . . . . Runs and hides .

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By *hoenixcouplexxCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

A bad bliwjob is a complete waste of time. Number one rule, if you don't enjoy doing it the recipient can tell so don't waste anyone's time by trying to pretend you do....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Note to self . . Take teeth out ,they don't like it .

Her

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"A bad bliwjob is a complete waste of time. Number one rule, if you don't enjoy doing it the recipient can tell so don't waste anyone's time by trying to pretend you do....

Quite correct I can tell every time whether the girl does it because she likes doing it finds it a turn on or whether she doing because its expected .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its bad show her /him how to do it right there is always a positive

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By *ark-1Man
over a year ago

scunthorpe

I prefer a bj to sex. Even if its not Amazing there still pretty good

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"....still better than a good wank?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"....still better than a good wank?

No"

But it still took you two days to conclude that! Have you tested the theory under lab conditions

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"....still better than a good wank?

But it still took you two days to conclude that! Have you tested the theory under lab conditions

I'm still investigating.

My arms are very tired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had a bad blow job and THE most amazing blow job in the same night (2 different people) the difference was that one was doing it for them and the other was doing it for me.

I suppose an orgasm is about working the brain and getting into head space, not just physical!

Jen

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Never had a bad blow job,

Although to be honest,all my wanks have been really good.

So I'm sitting on the fence on this one.

Maybe have a wank while I'm there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always had a lot compliments from the blowies I give. I think it's dependant on if you enjoy giving them. But I made a mistake at a club once and gave a blowie to a man i didnt fancy, just because his wife was seeing to my hubby. He didn't even get properly hard. I was so embarrassed. I will never do that again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....still better than a good wank?

No its painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bad blow job is worse than no blow job. A good wank can be fantastic, though in all honesty I've only met 2 woman that I could say know how to give a good wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bad blow job is worse than no blow job. A good wank can be fantastic, though in all honesty I've only met 2 woman that I could say know how to give a good wank. "

I always think wats the point in the female trying to give a guy a hand job ... Ive no clue and you probably perfected it in your early teens!

However im pretty sure ive had more practice with my mouth than you have ( unless your extra flexible ha) so i know what id rather be giving .... How good i am is probably not for me to say and seems to vary from person to person and what they like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always think wats the point in the female trying to give a guy a hand job ... Ive no clue and you probably perfected it in your early teens!

Haha its so true, its a struggle for me to cum from a wank from a woman where as I think I could get one off in 3 minutes flat(This is in no way connected to my staying power during sex) however a shit wank from a woman can be boosted by the presence of her face/tits so despite what I've said previously i still take a shit sank from a woman over a dyi job and most definietly a good blow job comes before that. Infact I find sometimes a blowjob is better than full sex. Though a shit blowjob comes bottom of everything cos that's just frustration.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"however a shit wank from a woman can be boosted by the presence of her face/tits so despite what I've said previously i still take a shit sank from a woman over a dyi job."

Dammit! I dont have much boobs and like to wear one of those butterfly masks from last nights webcam couples show to preserve my anonymity

.... Probably best to stick to B&Q then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. I've had a bad blow job and I'd rather do it myself than have that any day of the week. "

Why was it bad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it felt like she was trying to bite the thing off.

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By *uiet confidenceMan
over a year ago

Warrington

I once had a blowjob that resulted in a torn frenulum/ banjo string. But apart from that one horror show, I'd still say that a bad (but not dangerously so!) BJ is better than a wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What makes a good one then !?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes a good one then !?"

Not scraping it agonisingly with your teeth?

Not trying to force yourself to deep throat it when you can't which just results in your teeth being rammed incredibly painfully into the Base of it.

Not getting frustrated and being to want it so hard that on the down stroke it feels like your gonna peal it like a banana.

Generally just keep it pain free

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By *lackMetalMan
over a year ago

Centre

"What makes a good one then !?

Not scraping it agonisingly with your teeth?

Not trying to force yourself to deep throat it when you can't which just results in your teeth being rammed incredibly painfully into the Base of it.

Not getting frustrated and being to want it so hard that on the down stroke it feels like your gonna peal it like a banana.

Generally just keep it pain free"

Well said.

In a nutshell, teeth on a cock constitutes is a big no-no.

Don't wank the cock by grabbing too hard. In fact, no pulling at all, just glide your hands up and down the cock and make it very very sloppy. You can never fail if you do the above!

Most women have no idea that every man likes it different and one technique doesn't fit all. Don't assume you are good because one person liked it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer to be with someone, than alone bashing bishop.

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By *aveandkate35Couple
over a year ago

telford

"What makes a good one then !?

Not scraping it agonisingly with your teeth?

Not trying to force yourself to deep throat it when you can't which just results in your teeth being rammed incredibly painfully into the Base of it.

Not getting frustrated and being to want it so hard that on the down stroke it feels like your gonna peal it like a banana.

Generally just keep it pain free"

Personally I love a really hard down stroke, but the opposite a really hard pull is so painful. Happened to me s few times in clubs.

The golden rule to an amazing blow job - enjoy it!

There is nothing worse, whatever the technique, in getting the impression she doesn't want to do it. Then, It really is a case of please, just stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....still better than a good wank?

Nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Blow-Job....is Better Than No Blow Job.. x"

nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....still better than a good wank?

No way !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've not found a guy that I can't finish.

Me neither! I'm surprised how many haven't cum or at least had to stop it as was about to cum.

For good reason...not all men will admit to the girls she's not doing much to him...I know some girls here have said they'd rather know....but the chance then of the night going pear shaped is high....better say nothing or say she's good and then get on with the nice stuff wouldn't you say? Tell a girl she's not doing it right and most will have their confidence knocked. Good sex starts with a good frame of mind x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had the worst BJ ever a few weeks ago. Was at a club when this other TV started to suck me off. Had to tell her to stop, as it was just painful. It was really awful. However I'll take a good one over a wank, anytime!

Claire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had the worst BJ ever a few weeks ago. Was at a club when this other TV started to suck me off. Had to tell her to stop, as it was just painful. It was really awful. However I'll take a good one over a wank, anytime!

Claire

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Absolutely an amazing blow job is better than any wank luckily my last blow job was absolutely heavenly

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Claire

Absolutely an amazing blow job is better than any wank luckily my last blow job was absolutely heavenly "

Thank you very much xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a friend that can't get hard without a blowjob but I've never cum from one and although ok has never blown my mind. I've cum like a train from a hand job so in my opinion good handjob beats crap blowjob

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