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By *arebacksuzyslut OP   Couple
over a year ago

Norwich

Curious as too what the strangest thing you have had inserted in to your cavities.

Just had a lovely guy cum in my arse then he pushed a mars bar up there and ate it.!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always enjoy placing some grapes inside a pussy, fucking her then eating them out of her afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always enjoy placing some grapes inside a pussy, fucking her then eating them out of her afterwards "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is fun Trust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Curious as too what the strangest thing you have had inserted in to your cavities.

Just had a lovely guy cum in my arse then he pushed a mars bar up there and ate it.!!!!

"

wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats gross!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard of deep fried mars bars but this is another level!!

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Thats gross!"

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"I always enjoy placing some grapes inside a pussy, fucking her then eating them out of her afterwards "

Does she let out a little wine when you fuck her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Curious as too what the strangest thing you have had inserted in to your cavities.

Just had a lovely guy cum in my arse then he pushed a mars bar up there and ate it.!!!!

"

Great stuff sounds fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's it bareback and pip, you both win!! Lol. Wow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do know someone who runs a pub, her hubby uses a cucmber on her then they slice it up and put it in the sandwhiches for the unaware pool team.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always enjoy placing some grapes inside a pussy, fucking her then eating them out of her afterwards

Does she let out a little wine when you fuck her?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do know someone who runs a pub, her hubby uses a cucmber on her then they slice it up and put it in the sandwhiches for the unaware pool team."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do know someone who runs a pub, her hubby uses a cucmber on her then they slice it up and put it in the sandwhiches for the unaware pool team."

That's sick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always enjoy placing some grapes inside a pussy, fucking her then eating them out of her afterwards

Does she let out a little wine when you fuck her?

"

Haha it is meant to be erotic but oh well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do know someone who runs a pub, her hubby uses a cucmber on her then they slice it up and put it in the sandwhiches for the unaware pool team."

that bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to put 144 grapes inside her as part if sex play.

When i asked her if she minded she said "No! That's gross"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanted to put 144 grapes inside her as part if sex play.

When i asked her if she minded she said "No! That's gross" "

Sigh, just sigh!

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K


"I do know someone who runs a pub, her hubby uses a cucmber on her then they slice it up and put it in the sandwhiches for the unaware pool team."

Seriously?!!!

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K


"I always enjoy placing some grapes inside a pussy, fucking her then eating them out of her afterwards

Does she let out a little wine when you fuck her?"

Or a 'whine'

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By *CoastFunMan
over a year ago

Southampron


"I always enjoy placing some grapes inside a pussy, fucking her then eating them out of her afterwards

Does she let out a little wine when you fuck her?

Or a 'whine' "

Think he meant that grapes are used to make wine and after a good fucking those grapes may have just turned into that and be flowing freely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always enjoy placing some grapes inside a pussy, fucking her then eating them out of her afterwards

Does she let out a little wine when you fuck her?

Or a 'whine'

Think he meant that grapes are used to make wine and after a good fucking those grapes may have just turned into that and be flowing freely "

Lol I just do it because i find it incrediblysexy and erotic to eat from a pussy

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington


"Curious as too what the strangest thing you have had inserted in to your cavities.

Just had a lovely guy cum in my arse then he pushed a mars bar up there and ate it.!!!!

"

I can't unread this, the mars bar in my fridge will now go to waste…. off to mars bar heaven feeling he never achieved what he put on this earth for. Worthless.

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By *layersdelightCouple
over a year ago

Stevenage


"I always enjoy placing some grapes inside a pussy, fucking her then eating them out of her afterwards

Does she let out a little wine when you fuck her?"

pml

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my mates is an A&E nurse. Have a chat with her and you will soon realise that there is not a lot that people haven't, or haven't attempted to, stick up their arse!!!! Or on the end of their cocks, or in their fannies. She has seen it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Curious as too what the strangest thing you have had inserted in to your cavities.

Just had a lovely guy cum in my arse then he pushed a mars bar up there and ate it.!!!!

I can't unread this, the mars bar in my fridge will now go to waste…. off to mars bar heaven feeling he never achieved what he put on this earth for. Worthless.

"

I'm considering binning a multi-pack of Snickers now, just in case!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Curious as too what the strangest thing you have had inserted in to your cavities.

Just had a lovely guy cum in my arse then he pushed a mars bar up there and ate it.!!!!

"

I would have thought a Curly Wurly would have been more the "weapon of choice".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Curious as too what the strangest thing you have had inserted in to your cavities.

Just had a lovely guy cum in my arse then he pushed a mars bar up there and ate it.!!!!

"
dirty fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Curious as too what the strangest thing you have had inserted in to your cavities.

Just had a lovely guy cum in my arse then he pushed a mars bar up there and ate it.!!!!

I can't unread this, the mars bar in my fridge will now go to waste…. off to mars bar heaven feeling he never achieved what he put on this earth for. Worthless.

I'm considering binning a multi-pack of Snickers now, just in case! "

Thats just nuts

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Curious as too what the strangest thing you have had inserted in to your cavities.

Just had a lovely guy cum in my arse then he pushed a mars bar up there and ate it.!!!!

"

Mars in Uranus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Curious as too what the strangest thing you have had inserted in to your cavities.

Just had a lovely guy cum in my arse then he pushed a mars bar up there and ate it.!!!!

Mars in Uranus "

Genius

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Did he say .. That's funny I'm sure I only put one Mars bar up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did he say .. That's funny I'm sure I only put one Mars bar up there "

Or

" When did they start putting sweetcorn in these?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did he say .. That's funny I'm sure I only put one Mars bar up there

Or

" When did they start putting sweetcorn in these?"

"

Went in as a Mars Bar and came out a Picnic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my mates is an A&E nurse. Have a chat with her and you will soon realise that there is not a lot that people haven't, or haven't attempted to, stick up their arse!!!! Or on the end of their cocks, or in their fannies. She has seen it all "

I know of an incident where a guy was seen in A+E, he had shoved his willy up a tubular steel table leg, the poor finish on the cut on the leg had left jagged bits and he couldn't pull himself out.

It gets better.

He lived in a bedsit and attached to the table was a portable TV (we are talking 1980's).

Also did I mention he had travelled to the Hospital by bus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always enjoy placing some grapes inside a pussy, fucking her then eating them out of her afterwards

Does she let out a little wine when you fuck her?

Or a 'whine'

oh dear!!!!

Think he meant that grapes are used to make wine and after a good fucking those grapes may have just turned into that and be flowing freely "

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"One of my mates is an A&E nurse. Have a chat with her and you will soon realise that there is not a lot that people haven't, or haven't attempted to, stick up their arse!!!! Or on the end of their cocks, or in their fannies. She has seen it all "

I regularly watch sex sent me to the ER on TLC it's hilarious at times especially the things they find one guy had a fully intact light bulb in is ass on an X-ray and not a modern energy saving lightbulb or little halogen bulb it was an old fashioned light bulb with the large bulb at the end how it was still in tact I will never know and he needed to have it surgically removed as to try and pull it out the way it came meant shattering it and causing more harm than good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cock after last night dogging meet!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"I always enjoy placing some grapes inside a pussy, fucking her then eating them out of her afterwards

Does she let out a little wine when you fuck her?"

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Curious as too what the strangest thing you have had inserted in to your cavities.

Just had a lovely guy cum in my arse then he pushed a mars bar up there and ate it.!!!!

I would have thought a Curly Wurly would have been more the "weapon of choice". "

Can we get off this TOPIC ]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my mates is an A&E nurse. Have a chat with her and you will soon realise that there is not a lot that people haven't, or haven't attempted to, stick up their arse!!!! Or on the end of their cocks, or in their fannies. She has seen it all "

Yup seen and heard of some pretty unusual insertions myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now have the Mars song in my head.

I guess a Mars a day really does help you work, rest and play.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Curious as too what the strangest thing you have had inserted in to your cavities.

Just had a lovely guy cum in my arse then he pushed a mars bar up there and ate it.!!!!

I can't unread this, the mars bar in my fridge will now go to waste…. off to mars bar heaven feeling he never achieved what he put on this earth for. Worthless.

"

Give it to a homeless guy :p

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I always enjoy placing some grapes inside a pussy, fucking her then eating them out of her afterwards "

I hope you count them in and then out - I'm sure a fermenting grape up the foof can't be healthy!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I do know someone who runs a pub, her hubby uses a cucmber on her then they slice it up and put it in the sandwhiches for the unaware pool team."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am wishing I never opened this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always enjoy placing some grapes inside a pussy, fucking her then eating them out of her afterwards

I hope you count them in and then out - I'm sure a fermenting grape up the foof can't be healthy! "

Or it could be a new way to start a vineyard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought I'd read it all on here til I read this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did he say .. That's funny I'm sure I only put one Mars bar up there

Or

" When did they start putting sweetcorn in these?"

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh dear

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I always enjoy placing some grapes inside a pussy, fucking her then eating them out of her afterwards

I hope you count them in and then out - I'm sure a fermenting grape up the foof can't be healthy! "

Shove a grape up me and no amount of groping would retrieve it. It would be wandering aimlessly around my body seeking a way out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Question is. Who ate Gilbert's grape ?

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

Wow

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By *evensnipeMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

Have at various times of the year inserted into pussy and arse of my wife, assorted garden produce. Cucumbers, both smooth and ridged versions, courgettes of different sizes and shapes, cherry and ordinary tomates, grapes, blaxkberries, raspberries,strawberries, ice pops, sweet corn both large and small, chillies)and long peppers, peeled root ginger) Anya potatoes (very knobbly) carrots, !ong radishes (mooli) parsnips, green and dried broad Bean pods and runner bean pods are fab as an alternative to Thai beads!!!!! Plus the usual chocolate bars like Ripple and Flake but especially the knobbly ones like Pinic and Lion bars

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By *evensnipeMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

Sorry should add this was a few years ago when she was alive, just in case anyone cross references to my profile! X

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Anyone had a vanilla ice cream with a flake to top it?

Please don't waste any more chocolate anybody - you will be tried in The Hague.

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By *octor dickMan
over a year ago

ferryhill

I had an accident at work. Fell on a fence. The injury was very close to my ass hole. The nurse held my hand saying it may be a bit un pleasant as the doctor slid a finger right into my ass. I loved it. Oops. And I'm straight.

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By *octor dickMan
over a year ago

ferryhill


"I had an accident at work. Fell on a fence. The injury was very close to my ass hole. The nurse held my hand saying it may be a bit un pleasant as the doctor slid a finger right into my ass. I loved it. Oops. And I'm straight."

Bad doctor. I've now tried a banana and a cucumber. Still straight but it feels good.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

An opthalmascope but then my doctor was dsylexic

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