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"Oh hello! 
How the hell are you??  "You look simply stunning in that outfit. Your father was a thief, he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes | |||
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"Hello my lovelies! I've noticed (most recently on the single ladies thread) that whatever the topic many of us are so cheeky/shallow/fun/insert your own description that -whatever the topic - we're soon having a good old fashioned flirt! Sooooo - now there's no pretence at a topic (though we can have 'World Peace - is it achievable?' If you need one! So get flirting! "Good afternoon Peach, Peach by name and peachy by nature, it seems (and looks) - you can three F me any time  | |||
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"Oh no is this a bad lines thread? I'm in "I'll give you one. | |||
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"Oh hello!
How the hell are you??
You look simply stunning in that outfit. Your father was a thief, he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes "Plays with hair, and bats eyelashes at the handsome naked man | |||
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"Oh no is this a bad lines thread? I'm in "If it isn't the best thing to come from the toon since...Errm...Jimmy Nail | |||
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"Oh no is this a bad lines thread? I'm in
If it isn't the best thing to come from the toon since...Errm...Jimmy Nail "That's up there with the best ;-D | |||
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"Oh no is this a bad lines thread? I'm in
I'll give you one."Oh go on then.... | |||
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"Oh hello!
How the hell are you??
You look simply stunning in that outfit. Your father was a thief, he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes "So is she quite fit then? Tell her to send me a friend invite , you clearly have influence in high places | |||
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"I don't flirt  "With balls like that who needs to flirt | |||
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"I don't flirt
With balls like that who needs to flirt "yeah but I've only got one it puts em off | |||
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"Hey Peachy! Is there room on that couch for one more? "Nell Nell Nell…. if you are looking for a couch ..{taps hand on empty space next to me on couch…} | |||
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"I don't flirt
With balls like that who needs to flirt yeah but I've only got one it puts em off "It's big enough to make up for the lack of one, don't you worry! | |||
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"Hey Peachy! Is there room on that couch for one more?
Nell Nell Nell…. if you are looking for a couch ..{taps hand on empty space next to me on couch…}
"Why Monsieur! I do believe you are trying to lead me astray.... | |||
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"Hello my lovelies! I've noticed (most recently on the single ladies thread) that whatever the topic many of us are so cheeky/shallow/fun/insert your own description that -whatever the topic - we're soon having a good old fashioned flirt! Sooooo - now there's no pretence at a topic (though we can have 'World Peace - is it achievable?' If you need one! So get flirting! "peach 24 Feb pic mmmm hope you gave her an up and under xx | |||
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"I don't flirt
With balls like that who needs to flirt yeah but I've only got one it puts em off
It's big enough to make up for the lack of one, don't you worry!"that's what I say about my cock but they laugh x | |||
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"Hey Peachy! Is there room on that couch for one more?
Nell Nell Nell…. if you are looking for a couch ..{taps hand on empty space next to me on couch…}
Why Monsieur! I do believe you are trying to lead me astray...."oooo I love it when yer talk dirty x | |||
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"I don't flirt
With balls like that who needs to flirt yeah but I've only got one it puts em off
It's big enough to make up for the lack of one, don't you worry! that's what I say about my cock but they laugh x"With humour or fright?  x | |||
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"I don't flirt
With balls like that who needs to flirt yeah but I've only got one it puts em off
It's big enough to make up for the lack of one, don't you worry! that's what I say about my cock but they laugh x
With humour or fright? x"ah that might be it !!! I was thinking it was humour | |||
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"I don't flirt "Yeah and the reason you had to use a ball is cos your pants caught fire! | |||
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"I don't flirt
Yeah and the reason you had to use a ball is cos your pants caught fire! "you wanna stick a pin in it  | |||
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"I don't flirt
Yeah and the reason you had to use a ball is cos your pants caught fire! you wanna stick a pin in it "Pin- dart, not fussy | |||
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"Hey Peachy! Is there room on that couch for one more?
Nell Nell Nell…. if you are looking for a couch ..{taps hand on empty space next to me on couch…}
Why Monsieur! I do believe you are trying to lead me astray.... oooo I love it when yer talk dirty x "I think, Sir, you mistake me for a woman of ill repute! *fans face frantically* | |||
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"I don't flirt "got a big enough ball there tosh or are you just a really tiny person | |||
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"I don't flirt
Yeah and the reason you had to use a ball is cos your pants caught fire! you wanna stick a pin in it
Pin- dart, not fussy "can't yer just let it down by the valve. Just incase | |||
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"Hey Peachy! Is there room on that couch for one more?
Nell Nell Nell…. if you are looking for a couch ..{taps hand on empty space next to me on couch…}
Why Monsieur! I do believe you are trying to lead me astray...."I do believe you are right {tapping hand on empty lap now…} | |||
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"Hey Peachy! Is there room on that couch for one more?
Nell Nell Nell…. if you are looking for a couch ..{taps hand on empty space next to me on couch…}
Why Monsieur! I do believe you are trying to lead me astray.... oooo I love it when yer talk dirty x
I think, Sir, you mistake me for a woman of ill repute! *fans face frantically*"Fan faster yer blushing  | |||
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"I don't flirt got a big enough ball there tosh or are you just a really tiny person "tiny with a massive ball. But life is what you are given x  | |||
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"Hey Peachy! Is there room on that couch for one more? "There's room for all my lovely! I'm out for dinner shortly so need a shower! | |||
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"I don't flirt got a big enough ball there tosh or are you just a really tiny person tiny with a massive ball. But life is what you are given x "Nice ball | |||
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"I don't flirt got a big enough ball there tosh or are you just a really tiny person tiny with a massive ball. But life is what you are given x Nice ball"Thankyou I am very proud of it xx | |||
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That's a kind of cut and paste flirt
But equally as genuine | |||
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"I never flirt with anyone. It just isn't in my nature but would you mind just coming over here for a minute please. I want to tell you something. Thank you. Now, a little closer if you could its a secret you see. I'll have to whisper it to you. Oh (giggles) I'm ever so sorry I didn't realise I'd put my hand there. How cheeky resting of me resting my hand on your thigh,but it just looks so, big and strong. "oooops hark at me with my flies open | |||
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"I don't flirt got a big enough ball there tosh or are you just a really tiny person tiny with a massive ball. But life is what you are given x Nice ball Thankyou I am very proud of it xx "you should ibta very nice ball | |||
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"I don't flirt got a big enough ball there tosh or are you just a really tiny person tiny with a massive ball. But life is what you are given x Nice ball Thankyou I am very proud of it xx you should ibta very nice ball "it's gone now. It's under this towel | |||
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"Hey Peachy! Is there room on that couch for one more?
Nell Nell Nell…. if you are looking for a couch ..{taps hand on empty space next to me on couch…}
Why Monsieur! I do believe you are trying to lead me astray....
I do believe you are right {tapping hand on empty lap now…}"*hitches up skirt just a little too high before placing derriere on empty lap* Oh! I seem to have forgotten my underwear today! | |||
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"Hey Peachy! Is there room on that couch for one more?
Nell Nell Nell…. if you are looking for a couch ..{taps hand on empty space next to me on couch…}
Why Monsieur! I do believe you are trying to lead me astray....
I do believe you are right {tapping hand on empty lap now…}
*hitches up skirt just a little too high before placing derriere on empty lap*
Oh! I seem to have forgotten my underwear today! "you haven't ! I've got em | |||
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"Hey Peachy! Is there room on that couch for one more?
Nell Nell Nell…. if you are looking for a couch ..{taps hand on empty space next to me on couch…}
Why Monsieur! I do believe you are trying to lead me astray....
I do believe you are right {tapping hand on empty lap now…}
*hitches up skirt just a little too high before placing derriere on empty lap*
Oh! I seem to have forgotten my underwear today! you haven't ! I've got em "I thought you looked a little uncomfortable. Bit tight are they? | |||
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"Hey Peachy! Is there room on that couch for one more?
Nell Nell Nell…. if you are looking for a couch ..{taps hand on empty space next to me on couch…}
Why Monsieur! I do believe you are trying to lead me astray....
I do believe you are right {tapping hand on empty lap now…}
*hitches up skirt just a little too high before placing derriere on empty lap*
Oh! I seem to have forgotten my underwear today! you haven't ! I've got em
I thought you looked a little uncomfortable. Bit tight are they? "you saying I have a fat ass ? | |||
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"Hey Peachy! Is there room on that couch for one more?
Nell Nell Nell…. if you are looking for a couch ..{taps hand on empty space next to me on couch…}
Why Monsieur! I do believe you are trying to lead me astray....
I do believe you are right {tapping hand on empty lap now…}
*hitches up skirt just a little too high before placing derriere on empty lap*
Oh! I seem to have forgotten my underwear today! you haven't ! I've got em
I thought you looked a little uncomfortable. Bit tight are they? you saying I have a fat ass ? "I'd better have a good long look before answering..... | |||
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"Hey Peachy! Is there room on that couch for one more?
Nell Nell Nell…. if you are looking for a couch ..{taps hand on empty space next to me on couch…}
Why Monsieur! I do believe you are trying to lead me astray....
I do believe you are right {tapping hand on empty lap now…}
*hitches up skirt just a little too high before placing derriere on empty lap*
Oh! I seem to have forgotten my underwear today! you haven't ! I've got em
I thought you looked a little uncomfortable. Bit tight are they? you saying I have a fat ass ?
I'd better have a good long look before answering....."waits and taps fingers | |||
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"Hey Peachy! Is there room on that couch for one more?
Nell Nell Nell…. if you are looking for a couch ..{taps hand on empty space next to me on couch…}
Why Monsieur! I do believe you are trying to lead me astray....
I do believe you are right {tapping hand on empty lap now…}
*hitches up skirt just a little too high before placing derriere on empty lap*
Oh! I seem to have forgotten my underwear today! "An there was me thinking you were e lady of ill repute… As you sit down, that isn't my phone in my pocket that is pressing into your bare behind | |||
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"I can't keep this up! Shall we cut to the chase and get on with a 3some? "Haha, best response yet. But for the record, I can keep mine up | |||
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"I think you have 'come to bed' eyes "I luv the skid marks on your white jocks | |||
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"I think you have 'come to bed' eyes
I luv the skid marks on your white jocks "Filthy beast!  at your age! | |||
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"I don't flirt got a big enough ball there tosh or are you just a really tiny person tiny with a massive ball. But life is what you are given x Nice ball Thankyou I am very proud of it xx you should ibta very nice ball it's gone now. It's under this towel "Oh il have to have a look...just to make sure its still there | |||
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"I don't flirt got a big enough ball there tosh or are you just a really tiny person tiny with a massive ball. But life is what you are given x Nice ball Thankyou I am very proud of it xx you should ibta very nice ball it's gone now. It's under this towel Oh il have to have a look...just to make sure its still there "you mean I have to drop the towel ? | |||
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"Oh no is this a bad lines thread? I'm in
I'll give you one.
Oh go on then...." | |||
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