FabSwingers.com forum: What puts you off someone's profile?

By *ivinefox OP Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

For me it's words like genuine, clean, normal as they don't add anything and are pretty much to be expected aren't they?

No drama

Married, obvs

Poor spelling and grammar - bit lazy

( and am a SPAG snob!)

The word, banter. I just know I will probably not get on with someone who says this!

Things I do like would be, intelligent, witty, sensual, much more my kind of thing!

However, we're all different, how about all of you lovely people..?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm not attracted to those who say "if you're from Brighton, fuck off" on their profile.

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

Spag snob??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Names like fannysmasher2008 or cumslinger.

Not too bothered about grammar or spelling. However if it's completely littered with them it does not show much thought. You can easily spell check if unsure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The biggest thing that puts me off a profile are guys pics who show more of their last shag than them

You know the type where you can't see everything of the woman and just the end of their knob poking into the pic or the guys who think a pic of a naked woman with their cum on her has a place of their profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy who says he wants a shaven or slim woman, yet has a beer belly and a bushy jungle on show to match. Hmm if you want it then make sure you can give the same yourself. Otherwise change your expectations. Being a hypocrite is not something which appeals to me

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"The biggest thing that puts me off a profile are guys pics who show more of their last shag than them

This

and graphic usernames, status updates that say " want sucked now" or 3 word profiles after being on ages

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By *ivinefox OP Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

SPAG = spelling and grammar. Oops, forgot this wasn't Mumsnet!

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By *my-blackTV/TS
over a year ago

Poole

Straight guys who message asking to meet. fed up of pointing out if they are so straight they may get a little surprise during a meet

oh and hairy bollocks. nooooooooooooooooooo.

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"For me it's words like genuine, clean, normal as they don't add anything and are pretty much to be expected aren't they?

No drama

Married, obvs

Poor spelling and grammar - bit lazy

( and am a SPAG snob!)

The word, banter. I just know I will probably not get on with someone who says this!

Things I do like would be, intelligent, witty, sensual, much more my kind of thing!

However, we're all different, how about all of you lovely people..?"

evening divine fox,

for me it would be incredibly stuck up/head up their own arse kind of people ideally...

all the rest i'm not entirely bothered about as everyone has their own choices/boundaries etc and are free to pursue meets which ever types fit their choice really..

that's all

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

also people who have no manners or are rude etc but you find that everywhere so it's just part of life really you need to deal with..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A profile that have hundreds of rules and nothing about themselves lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles full of demands written by people who look look Jabba The Hutt, and have the front to use words like 'elite' and 'special'

Special needs more like

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

oh dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profiles full of demands written by people who look look Jabba The Hutt, and have the front to use words like 'elite' and 'special'

Special needs more like"

Look 'like' Jabba the Hutt lol

Auto correct gremlin is working overtime

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By *aveandkate35Couple
over a year ago

telford

"Names like fannysmasher2008 or cumslinger.

This... And it also made me spit my tea out.

Profiles that don't say what they want or so wishy washy "I'm here for new experiences..." Yawn - if you want to group fuck a TV wearing your mothers wedding dress - say so! - no you won't get too many meets, but the ones you do will be right up your street.

Too many profiles trying to be everything to everyone. "So what does Kate like?" If I said "fucking frozen dead rats" - you can bet that's suddenly their favourite thing....

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By *aveandkate35Couple
over a year ago

telford

"Profiles full of demands written by people who look look Jabba The Hutt, and have the front to use words like 'elite' and 'special'

Special needs more like"

But id rather the demands than "fill this in later" at least you know what they are after and can ignore if you so chose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Names like fannysmasher2008 or cumslinger.

This... And it also made me spit my tea out.

Too many profiles trying to be everything to everyone. "So what does Kate like?" If I said "fucking frozen dead rats" - you can bet that's suddenly their favourite thing....

What's wrong with fucking frozen dead rats? It warms them up before I feed them to Sid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profiles full of demands written by people who look look Jabba The Hutt, and have the front to use words like 'elite' and 'special'

Special needs more like"

This.

Except I also don't like it from people who look like Princess Leia and Han Solo

-Courtney

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Names like fannysmasher2008 or cumslinger.

This... And it also made me spit my tea out.

Too many profiles trying to be everything to everyone. "So what does Kate like?" If I said "fucking frozen dead rats" - you can bet that's suddenly their favourite thing....

on the rare occasion a woman messages me or we speak for a while she usually sends me a friend invite then after getting to know one another a bit do I ease into what I'm into and usually they have all liked my ideas of what I could do in a meet as I don't wish to share out loud what I like if you get my meaning...

...but alas only women who ever approach me/show any interest usually live hundreds off miles away but that's still better then nothing right?

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By *aveandkate35Couple
over a year ago

telford

"Names like fannysmasher2008 or cumslinger.

This... And it also made me spit my tea out.

Too many profiles trying to be everything to everyone. "So what does Kate like?" If I said "fucking frozen dead rats" - you can bet that's suddenly their favourite thing....

What's wrong with fucking frozen dead rats? It warms them up before I feed them to Sid

....I feed my snake beaver.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Any male profile that starts off all 'woe is me' then goes on to call all the women on Fab 'up themselves' or 'fussy'. Maybe we are, but then doesn't that speak volumes about themselves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text speak.

Overly graphic verifications left elsewhere or for them.

Grammar and writing style.

Then I look at photos . Messy or ditry backgrounds or lacking any imagination. Or action shots. Okay for couples but on a single guy.. just no. Or if they are too attractive and out of my league

Then I'm likely put off by people who have left them write ups that are slimmer or more attractive etc. It demonstrates I'm not their type. Or would leave me self conscious.

It's a minefield

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

then again I guess the only women who ever approach or show interest I meet in the chatrooms or when I'm on webcam so it kind of makes sense I guess.

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London

"Profiles full of demands written by people who look look Jabba The Hutt, and have the front to use words like 'elite' and 'special'

Special needs more like

But id rather the demands than "fill this in later" at least you know what they are after and can ignore if you so chose.

Though I do hate whiny profile or a list of demands that read like a bill of rights or job vacancy.

Then, ( and this always make me giggle) I see the sentence "I'm a laid-back and easy to get on with."

Are you? Really??

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By *aveandkate35Couple
over a year ago

telford

"Profiles full of demands written by people who look look Jabba The Hutt, and have the front to use words like 'elite' and 'special'

Special needs more like

But id rather the demands than "fill this in later" at least you know what they are after and can ignore if you so chose.

Though I do hate whiny profile or a list of demands that read like a bill of rights or job vacancy.

Then, ( and this always make me giggle) I see the sentence "I'm a laid-back and easy to get on with."

Are you? Really??

I suppose our profile probably reads exactly like that.

We are actually super relaxed and if you met us in a club we natter to everyone. And play with people we get on with.

The problem is our profile isn't really about clubs, it's about potentially meeting outside of there, so knowing if people can accommodate etc becomes relevant.

I'd just rather give people plenty of info - they can make their own minds up if they want to message then.

But I understand it may wind people up... But Im too chilled to worry.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

'Here for fun'

Well no shit Sherlock!

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By *ythenshawefredMan
over a year ago

stockport

When people are overly specific about their requirements an then have a status bemoaning the lack of 18-20 7'3" Greek gods with 18' cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not attracted to those who say "if you're from Brighton, fuck off" on their profile. "

In the game of make the miserable tw@ laugh, u just won, Class

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

'been here before and I know the score....'

then they rant in the forums about things that never change and they knew existed when they were here before...

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

Some names are really off putting, like bangyouhard, pussysmasher and so on. Don't bother reading their emails, never mind their profiles.

Also, don't like when they message and state they are genuine, then looking at their profile, no verifications, pictures and even text.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"'been here before and I know the score....'

then they rant in the forums about things that never change and they knew existed when they were here before...

and could be resolved with 'Filters'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not attracted to those who say "if you're from Brighton, fuck off" on their profile. "

OK, I'll remove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying they want quality meets, looking for regular fb n they have a veri from a previous meet who has had over 30+ veris yuk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who send one line messages even though their profile states that they won't reply to one line messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles that ask for a phrase to be written in any message sent to them.

And ones where the bit about Sydney University is longer than their profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me it's words like genuine, clean, normal as they don't add anything and are pretty much to be expected aren't they?

No drama

Married, obvs

Poor spelling and grammar - bit lazy

( and am a SPAG snob!)

The word, banter. I just know I will probably not get on with someone who says this!

Things I do like would be, intelligent, witty, sensual, much more my kind of thing!

However, we're all different, how about all of you lovely people..?"

People who use abbreviations such as SPAG...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pics for profile pics, yeah because I fancy a dick

All cock pics in there gallery and nothing else, yeah its nice but really? 10 pics of the same thing!!

One line 'ask me to find out' or 'hi'

Awful usernames!!! It's not funny and you have to live up to your name, they won't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that hide their profiles. What's the point of being on here if they aren't up for an immediate shag??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Names like fannysmasher2008 or cumslinger.

This... And it also made me spit my tea out.

Too many profiles trying to be everything to everyone. "So what does Kate like?" If I said "fucking frozen dead rats" - you can bet that's suddenly their favourite thing....

Hahaha I love dead rats lol a ran a test on my profile update saying I wanted too meet tattooed weirdos strangely enough I had 300 messages of men trying to convince me how weird there are outstanding

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"People that hide their profiles. What's the point of being on here if they aren't up for an immediate shag??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People that hide their profiles. What's the point of being on here if they aren't up for an immediate shag??!!

I know. They should be kicked off the site immediately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for me its cxck pics if u seen one you have seen them all and howay there ugly bluming things looool

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London

"Profiles full of demands written by people who look look Jabba The Hutt, and have the front to use words like 'elite' and 'special'

Special needs more like

But id rather the demands than "fill this in later" at least you know what they are after and can ignore if you so chose.

Though I do hate whiny profile or a list of demands that read like a bill of rights or job vacancy.

Then, ( and this always make me giggle) I see the sentence "I'm a laid-back and easy to get on with."

Are you? Really??

I suppose our profile probably reads exactly like that.

We are actually super relaxed and if you met us in a club we natter to everyone. And play with people we get on with.

The problem is our profile isn't really about clubs, it's about potentially meeting outside of there, so knowing if people can accommodate etc becomes relevant.

I'd just rather give people plenty of info - they can make their own minds up if they want to message then.

But I understand it may wind people up... But Im too chilled to worry.

Good thing you're pretty, eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's usually a combination of:

One line profile text with either 'fill this in later' or 'if you wanna know ask'

No public photos

Action shot pics

Shadow man avatar

Dodgy user name

Veri trail (occasionally)

Sometimes tho i just know before I even click on the profile.....

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Need emptying

A endless list of wants

You have to feel privileged to meet the person ...lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the pics 99percent of the time

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Calling themselves handsome or good looking..to whom?

Untidy public pictures (use the crop button) or endless cock and pussy pics.

Crudeness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People that hide their profiles. What's the point of being on here if they aren't up for an immediate shag??!!

I know. They should be kicked off the site immediately

They spoil it for everyone else on the site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A profile that have hundreds of rules and nothing about themselves lol."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me it's words like genuine, clean, normal as they don't add anything and are pretty much to be expected aren't they?

No drama

Married, obvs

Poor spelling and grammar - bit lazy

( and am a SPAG snob!)

The word, banter. I just know I will probably not get on with someone who says this!

Things I do like would be, intelligent, witty, sensual, much more my kind of thing!

However, we're all different, how about all of you lovely people..?"

How is 'married' obvious?

Can't say we care too much for over-analysing profiles. If they have good pics and make an effort to communicate, the SPAG doesn't count for much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profiles that ask for a phrase to be written in any message sent to them.

And ones where the bit about Sydney University is longer than their profile."

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"People that hide their profiles. What's the point of being on here if they aren't up for an immediate shag??!!

maybe some of us have bad luck in getting a meet or want to go under the radar for a while?

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By *rladytoyMan
over a year ago

bournemouth

The slightest mention of the word 'block'.

Seriously, get over yourself love soooo negative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gynaecological photos of gaping fannies or flabby boobs, over-use of word 'slut' and other degrading terms, drug takers, obscenely overweight people, overt email and Kik requests and addresses on page (invariably fakes), women's (and couples) profiles that sound like they're written by men, criteria that indicate they are not looking for me (OK, that doesn't revolt me - I just don't waste my time, or theirs). Must be someone out there I haven't offended - no apology for being choosy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say they're discrete. It's discreet you idiots......!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who say they're discrete. It's discreet you idiots......!"

Easy mistake to make but they mean quite different things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles with their phone number on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Perfect' people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pictures and a blank profile but asks us for face pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me it's words like genuine, clean, normal as they don't add anything and are pretty much to be expected aren't they?

No drama

Married, obvs

Poor spelling and grammar - bit lazy

( and am a SPAG snob!)

The word, banter. I just know I will probably not get on with someone who says this!

Things I do like would be, intelligent, witty, sensual, much more my kind of thing!

However, we're all different, how about all of you lovely people..?

People who use abbreviations such as SPAG..."

Especially when they don't know what it stand for (it's spelling, punctuation and grammar)

....not that I'm pedantic at all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*stands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who say they're discrete. It's discreet you idiots......!"

SPAG police.....

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I always thought that people put "will fill in later" deliberately so people wouldn't contact them....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit photos, crap username, "banter", "no fatties" (errr why the fuck are you messaging me if you're only into slim women), NO BLACKS OR ASIANS, rantyness, inability to even pretend to spell properly - particularly spelling the name of the place they live wrong, anything about milfs, cougars etc.

Loads of stuff. It's a wonder I ever met anyone

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I was going to try and make my profile less appealing, but then I realised...

How would I get -1 messages?

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By *oungladMan
over a year ago

Burnham

"Straight guys who message asking to meet. fed up of pointing out if they are so straight they may get a little surprise during a meet

oh and hairy bollocks. nooooooooooooooooooo.

I'm with you in that one. I mean there are some couples or people who don't meet people who are bi. Fair enough. But a closet bi or gay who gets to enjoy more perks than I just for being "discreet" annoys me a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profiles full of demands written by people who look look Jabba The Hutt, and have the front to use words like 'elite' and 'special'

Special needs more like"

Giggles here as I quite agree with you..

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Shit photos, crap username, "banter", "no fatties" (errr why the fuck are you messaging me if you're only into slim women), NO BLACKS OR ASIANS, rantyness, inability to even pretend to spell properly - particularly spelling the name of the place they live wrong, anything about milfs, cougars etc.

Loads of stuff. It's a wonder I ever met anyone

All of these. AND OVERUSE OF CAPITALS!! And exclamation marks. And codewords. And lols. And statuses thanking people who apparently 'know who you are'.

Oh, and single fem profiles that mention the male other half will be present at all meets...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*bookmarking page

Challenge set to incorporate as many of these into my profile

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Loads of stuff. It's a wonder I ever met anyone

All of these. AND OVERUSE OF CAPITALS!! And exclamation marks. And codewords. And lols. And statuses thanking people who apparently 'know who you are'.

Oh, and single fem profiles that mention the male other half will be present at all meets..."

I have a mental image of a very complicated Venn diagram with a verrrrrry small intersection.

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok so here's mine:

Anyone that can't accommodate

Slang or text speak

Wanking pics showing their socks

Aggressive sounding names 'pussypounder etc'

Married men

Men who have only just joined the site

Men that have been on ages with no veris

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Loads of stuff. It's a wonder I ever met anyone

All of these. AND OVERUSE OF CAPITALS!! And exclamation marks. And codewords. And lols. And statuses thanking people who apparently 'know who you are'.

Oh, and single fem profiles that mention the male other half will be present at all meets..."

I DISLIKE THE SHOUTY.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with hiding your profile...I have hidden mine because I'm having surgery for breast cancer and not ready to meet anyone until I'm better....or someone just might want a break...nothing sinister about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of stuff. It's a wonder I ever met anyone

All of these. AND OVERUSE OF CAPITALS!! And exclamation marks. And codewords. And lols. And statuses thanking people who apparently 'know who you are'.

Oh, and single fem profiles that mention the male other half will be present at all meets..."

Oh I forgot codewords. That's on the list for instant dismissal too

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By *indys loverCouple
over a year ago

Stratford on avon

politics ,,,,,, i have a dislike of politics and sex so all those who get all hot and bothered and start name calling sorry but no thanks

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

People who tell me as a a single guy don't message, they will come looking for me...I've been sitting by my empty inbox with my nose pressed up against the window for months now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.... What does the 'P' stand for in spag....shouldn't it be SAG....

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

Iss pruntuatsion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iss pruntuatsion"

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Cock pics

Pics of naked women

Naked pics still with socks on

Negative statuses

Ones that just say "Looking for women & couples, message me."

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"For me it's words like genuine, clean, normal as they don't add anything and are pretty much to be expected aren't they?

No drama

Married, obvs

...."

Blimey, why is it bad that we're married?

I've always assumed it's a good selling-point: sort of "he can't REALLY be that bad for her to put up with him"

We don't like scary profiles, or shouty ones, or ones with pics that make either of us go

That's about it really.

Mr ddc

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By *ivinefox OP Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

When I said married, I meant married men as I'm a single woman! Didn't mean it to apply to couples at all...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

messy clothes in the background and dare we say it - oh well - we did see one with a skidmarked thong! sorry for the nightmares kids!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bareback pictures with more than one person.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"When I said married, I meant married men as I'm a single woman! Didn't mean it to apply to couples at all..."

(I kinda guessed that

)

Though I'm still not sure it's 'obvious'.

When we're meeting in a club, we rarely ask to see copies of the decree absolute, we just assume other people's lives are none of our business.

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By *irty130Couple
over a year ago

Bristol Area

Profiles With All The Text Written Like This. It Must Take Them Hours To Type It All Out Like This. Or Maybe They Put It All in Microsoft Word and Do a Change Case? It's Tiring To Read Don't You Think?

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"Cock pics

Pics of naked women

Naked pics still with socks on

Negative statuses

Ones that just say "Looking for women & couples, message me.""

I have one where a guy has socks on..it makes me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who say they're discrete. It's discreet you idiots......!

SPAG police.....

Yes, I hate acronyms and smiley faces too so you're nicked!

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By *eonardoLoveMan
over a year ago

London

Too many things. Mainly:

1) Pussy close ups are disgusting.

2) girls/women who prefer quantity to quality...many of them on this site as I understood

3) lack of romanticism in the dates (refer to point 2)

4) body status not reflecting reality

A fully naked picture is very sexy instead

please put it on your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The minute they mention they are a heavy cummer/repeater. Bugger me, if I have not had a wank for 5 days I am a heavy cummer I dont feel the head to shout about it though. Plus it is an instant turn off for my wife if that is there only usp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need not head, bloody auto correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me it's words like genuine, clean, normal as they don't add anything and are pretty much to be expected aren't they?

No drama

Married, obvs

Poor spelling and grammar - bit lazy

( and am a SPAG snob!)

The word, banter. I just know I will probably not get on with someone who says this!

Things I do like would be, intelligent, witty, sensual, much more my kind of thing!

However, we're all different, how about all of you lovely people..?"
long winded and lots of negative profile do's and donts kinda says they always see the negative side of things rather than the positive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I am xyz if that's not for you then JOG ON I am me and I am fabulous and if you can't deal with that you're shallow and you make me sick"

Can't deal with those rants at all!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

People that SHOUT!

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By *ighting17thMan
over a year ago

Bodmin

"" I am xyz if that's not for you then JOG ON I am me and I am fabulous and if you can't deal with that you're shallow and you make me sick"

Can't deal with those rants at all!"

I know those are very negative and off putting

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"When I said married, I meant married men as I'm a single woman! Didn't mean it to apply to couples at all..."

don't worry about it some people were bound to take it the wrong way one way or the other it just happens..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The old chestnut "quality over quantity".

What a load of unmitigated bollocks

Go without sex for 12 months and the "quality" starts to become a moveable feast

And why is it always said by people who look like their mum used to pop their zits with a cricket bat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The old chestnut "quality over quantity".

What a load of unmitigated bollocks

Go without sex for 12 months and the "quality" starts to become a moveable feast

And why is it always said by people who look like their mum used to pop their zits with a cricket bat"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The old chestnut "quality over quantity".

What a load of unmitigated bollocks

Go without sex for 12 months and the "quality" starts to become a moveable feast

And why is it always said by people who look like their mum used to pop their zits with a cricket bat"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The biggest thing that puts me off a profile are guys pics who show more of their last shag than them

Absolutely hate that !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food stains ,hate that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they don't reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male profile with ladies pic on there profile pic and only cock pics on profile .Pictures that look messy in the back ground .when I look on cam it looks likes some people's homes have been burgled .All put me off meeting anyone .get more fussy

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Profiles full of condescending or overly demanding conditions or, worst yet, the ubiquitous: "been hear b4 so no how it works".

Oh yeah?.. obviously when you should have been in school learning how to write instead of blow-jobbing your social worker.

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

Profile names that include the make and model of a car - usually German - but you never see SkodaCock2015 or similar.

Or they have in their text "We like to go dogging in our Range Rover" (or similar) …

Yes, some people are materialistic, but its not a good selling point for the profile from my point of _iew. I just thinks 'cocks'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What puts me off is men that have loads of pics of them fucking different women and 100s of veris.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally, just what they write in the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me it's words like genuine, clean, normal as they don't add anything and are pretty much to be expected aren't they?

No drama

Married, obvs

Poor spelling and grammar - bit lazy

( and am a SPAG snob!)

The word, banter. I just know I will probably not get on with someone who says this!

Things I do like would be, intelligent, witty, sensual, much more my kind of thing!

However, we're all different, how about all of you lovely people..?"

The all single men are the same comments put me off

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

No blacks

Whites only

Over 5' 5" only

No-one over 50

Shit shags only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get put off when guys in their early 20s message me and their profile is all about how they like older women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men wearing lingerie the same as mine and looking better in them than me.

Wankers

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By *ecretLiaisonsCouple
over a year ago

Beccles

Cock pics and the sidney university crap puts us off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men wearing lingerie the same as mine and looking better in them than me.

Wankers

It's why i hate my husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women with nothing but money shot pics!

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By *ittenbutnotshyCouple
over a year ago

North Manchester

"Male profile with ladies pic on there profile pic and only cock pics on profile .Pictures that look messy in the back ground .when I look on cam it looks likes some people's homes have been burgled .All put me off meeting anyone .get more fussy "

LMFAO, thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Negativity! I hate reading profiles with moaning about the site, timewasters etc on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate it when someone insists on your putting a code word in a message before they'll deign to reply.

Since they invariably tell you at the beginning of their (usually) lengthy and boring list of demands you can just skip to the end of course anyway.....

Doh.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/09/15 19:38:35]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lists of do's and don'ts - and SHOUTY bits all over the place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles of mainly women who come across as little Prima Donna's

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By *orders2forUCouple
over a year ago

Hawick

Just seen a profile with two public pics. Nice bum (fem) pic and one with cock in puss. Both hairy. Sorry... off switch clicked. Claim to be new yet on for a year... no veris. Single guy comes to mind. Anyway no way we would contact.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Cock pics and the sidney university crap puts us off

Ah yes, that too. Though some people have rewritten it and it can be very funny

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By *etzPlayCouple
over a year ago

Southend

a massive profile that you read and then write a beautiful message to them including talking about what they've wrote, delete with reading it

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

When they're young and slim and beautiful. I hate that.

If they're intelligent too, I hate it more.

If they're funny on top of everything else I'm sending them poo in the post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading a hot couples long profile then half way down u find "no single guys"

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By *tallionExoticaMan
over a year ago

Islington

When people can't differentiate between when to use 'their' and 'there', or 'your' and 'you're', and then expecting the other person to have proper grammar.

Not that its an instant killer, but it'd help if they notice themselves first where they are in the wrong.

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By *unkysoulWoman
over a year ago

Mitcham, Surrey

"When they're young and slim and beautiful. I hate that.

If they're intelligent too, I hate it more.

If they're funny on top of everything else I'm sending them poo in the post."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".... What does the 'P' stand for in spag....shouldn't it be SAG.... "

Spelling, punctuation and grammar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many verifications!

Too little or no verifications!

People who describe each other and how fantastic they are

People who say they have standards above others

People who have crap pictures

People with long profiles

People with no text or fill in later

....... Actually not true we don't take a blind bit of notice what's on a profile, so open to misinterpretation and easy to pre judge before meeting in person x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women that have one pic..say nothing of themselves...then say...." guys...be witty...impress me...". I think......bollocks love. ..you can make some effort to...!!! Perhaps thats where I'm going wrong. ....lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women that have one pic..say nothing of themselves...then say...." guys...be witty...impress me...". I think......bollocks love. ..you can make some effort to...!!! Perhaps thats where I'm going wrong. ....lol."

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lists of do's and don'ts - and SHOUTY bits all over the place "

Agreed! I hate this too!

My profile may be longer than Shakespeare's complete works - but I try to keep it friendly! And if you're an insomniac it makes a great bed-time story!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People's attitude - it really comes through in their profile.

I often see a pic, take a look, but then I'm instantly put off by what I read.

Some people's ego's do come across as if they're gods gift. So even if they do look stunning, I only ever see the ugly side to them.

To be fair, I think the attention they get on this site goes to their heads. Trouble is, their narcissism ends up writing cheques that reality can't keep.

I'm not really a 'shag at all costs' person. In other-words, I'm not going to tell you what you want to hear, meet every one of the demands you've set out, just to get into your pants.

For me, this site is nothing more than a way to enable people to experience sex with others with NSA.

I don't want a relationship, and I don't want the so called social side of things. I have friends.

All I want is sex without the commitment. I don't have a long list of rules, or specifications. Obviously, I do have some preferences, but I'm open minded and sensible enough not to stick to a set of rules that not everyone may meet, or want to do.

Honestly, I don't care if you're black, white, Asian, Indian, fat, slim, small or tall, young or old. Have the perfect figure, or not. Because if I've contacted you, it means that there's something about you that I like. But, if your attitude stinks, then you're not for me.

And for everyone else, I'm just me. I'm not going to change who I am, just to have sex with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I changed my profile text over and over, Adding and removing comments about myself what I like what I don't like, My preferences etc, Then I just removed it when I realised I could say absolutely anything on it but it doesn't make it true, Same goes for the profiles I read, I just try and use my own judgment when chatting to them on the forums or in pm's and go from there

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"When they're young and slim and beautiful. I hate that.

If they're intelligent too, I hate it more.

If they're funny on top of everything else I'm sending them poo in the post.

Don't stick your tongue out at me. You're definitely getting poo in the post, sexy bitch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status sometimes puts me off and action shots, I don't want to see that they know which hole to fill, that's a given

Although it does show some good rears at times

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Yep, this pretty much is my number one profile hate. Women that have never sent a message in their life and have no desire to ever send a message, demanding you send them some amazing original masterpiece...I don't think so.

Also, the term 'professional couple'. What the fuck does that even mean?! That always makes me smile. Pointless bollocks.

Women with 23 almost identical pics of their left tit who demand that a guy must have a full variety of pics on their profile to stand a chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate all profiles equally..just some more than others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blank profile or ones that just say looking to shag. No Picture and they want to skype or see more of mine. People who want to fullfil their fantasies but do not ask mine. Rather do without than decend into the cesspitt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who use words like vixen, Fox bull n horse to describe themselves, oops, divine is cool,

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

Also, the term 'professional couple'. What the fuck does that even mean?! That always makes me smile. Pointless bollocks.

Women with 23 almost identical pics of their left tit who demand that a guy must have a full variety of pics on their profile to stand a chance.

I received a message from a "professional man" tonight, he couldn't even spell the name of the town he lives in. So I ruled out proof reader as his profession.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, the term 'professional couple'. What the fuck does that even mean?! That always makes me smile. Pointless bollocks.

Women with 23 almost identical pics of their left tit who demand that a guy must have a full variety of pics on their profile to stand a chance.

But my right tit is shy so I can only photograph the left one

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Fill this in later

Been on for ages and have not one veri.

The sanctimonious.

Asking for face pics but have no pics themselves.

Loads of rules.

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Oh aye, and 'impress us'

WTF!?

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By *etzPlayCouple
over a year ago

Southend

"Fill this in later

Been on for ages and have not one veri.

The sanctimonious.

Asking for face pics but have no pics themselves.

Loads of rules.

What's wrong with short profiles?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Cock pix

*yawn*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely this....ages ago I received a wink from a lady who looked pretty sexy in her pics,with only a slightly demanding profile!

So I sent her a message expressing a possible interest....as you would.

She saw fit to tell me she gets masses of mail from guys so I would have to tell her why she should meet me!......Ehhhh,how about because you want to!

Told her I'd maybe buy her a bag of chips.....if she was lucky

Funnily enough I didn't hear back from her....plenty others willing to jump through hoops n blow smoke up her arse no doubt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely this....ages ago I received a wink from a lady who looked pretty sexy in her pics,with only a slightly demanding profile!

So I sent her a message expressing a possible interest....as you would.

She saw fit to tell me she gets masses of mail from guys so I would have to tell her why she should meet me!......Ehhhh,how about because you want to!

Told her I'd maybe buy her a bag of chips.....if she was lucky

Funnily enough I didn't hear back from her....plenty others willing to jump through hoops n blow smoke up her arse no doubt."

I could go for a bag of chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely this....ages ago I received a wink from a lady who looked pretty sexy in her pics,with only a slightly demanding profile!

So I sent her a message expressing a possible interest....as you would.

She saw fit to tell me she gets masses of mail from guys so I would have to tell her why she should meet me!......Ehhhh,how about because you want to!

Told her I'd maybe buy her a bag of chips.....if she was lucky

Funnily enough I didn't hear back from her....plenty others willing to jump through hoops n blow smoke up her arse no doubt.

I could go for a bag of chips

Well I have a lot of ladies wanting my chips you know.....

Why exactly should I take you to the chippy? *fucks off to stand in front of the mirror n pout*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely this....ages ago I received a wink from a lady who looked pretty sexy in her pics,with only a slightly demanding profile!

So I sent her a message expressing a possible interest....as you would.

She saw fit to tell me she gets masses of mail from guys so I would have to tell her why she should meet me!......Ehhhh,how about because you want to!

Told her I'd maybe buy her a bag of chips.....if she was lucky

Funnily enough I didn't hear back from her....plenty others willing to jump through hoops n blow smoke up her arse no doubt.

I could go for a bag of chips

Well I have a lot of ladies wanting my chips you know.....

Why exactly should I take you to the chippy? *fucks off to stand in front of the mirror n pout*

I'm not going to the chippy with you

You can deliver the chips to me

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

The non appreciation of beards!! Its taken months to grow this

Oh and having to feel like I have to prove my worth as when reading a profile made out by someone who's background of choice in their profile looks to be based on the tv show 'My Hoarding Addiction'. At least clean the bloody empty special brew cans away before you start demanding the likes of Vin Diesel crossed with the staying power of Mo Farrah service you and to be thankful for the opportunity.

Pfft right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me it's words like genuine, clean, normal as they don't add anything and are pretty much to be expected aren't they?

No drama

Married, obvs

Poor spelling and grammar - bit lazy

( and am a SPAG snob!)

The word, banter. I just know I will probably not get on with someone who says this!

Things I do like would be, intelligent, witty, sensual, much more my kind of thing!

However, we're all different, how about all of you lovely people..?"

I don't mind scrolling a bit but not 4 finger swipes c'mon ,give a little bit of do's and donts but 4 swipes!! Bad grammar, BBC only , no further than 5 miles away omg you want to have sex with your neighbours , age range 1 year out and she's gorgeous find that very frustrating should be set to have a 5% margin either way , no information at all and no pic !!! Oh and location somewhere near you !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely this....ages ago I received a wink from a lady who looked pretty sexy in her pics,with only a slightly demanding profile!

So I sent her a message expressing a possible interest....as you would.

She saw fit to tell me she gets masses of mail from guys so I would have to tell her why she should meet me!......Ehhhh,how about because you want to!

Told her I'd maybe buy her a bag of chips.....if she was lucky

Funnily enough I didn't hear back from her....plenty others willing to jump through hoops n blow smoke up her arse no doubt.

I could go for a bag of chips

Well I have a lot of ladies wanting my chips you know.....

Why exactly should I take you to the chippy? *fucks off to stand in front of the mirror n pout*

I'm not going to the chippy with you

You can deliver the chips to me

Will do....I'll bring some deep fried mars bars as well

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By *erryPervettoMan
over a year ago

London

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Quite a lot

The word "genuine" it doesn't mean anything on here

People that say they are discreet and have pics of past meets on their profile permission or not that's not discreet!

Pics with the toilet in _iew, never classy!

Looking like a miserable sod in your photos a smile is always lovely to see

Any mention of cliche lines like "I can lick pussy for hours" or "I don't bite unless you want me to" etc

There's definitely more but I haven't had my morning coffee yet so brains not functioning correctly yet

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"Quite a lot

The word "genuine" it doesn't mean anything on here

People that say they are discreet and have pics of past meets on their profile permission or not that's not discreet!

Pics with the toilet in _iew, never classy!

Looking like a miserable sod in your photos a smile is always lovely to see

Any mention of cliche lines like "I can lick pussy for hours" or "I don't bite unless you want me to" etc

There's definitely more but I haven't had my morning coffee yet so brains not functioning correctly yet

All of the above plus any slagging off of other males on the site for not being "genuine" (Yuccchhhh!) and "making it hard for the good guys"

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Quite a lot

The word "genuine" it doesn't mean anything on here

People that say they are discreet and have pics of past meets on their profile permission or not that's not discreet!

Pics with the toilet in _iew, never classy!

Looking like a miserable sod in your photos a smile is always lovely to see

Any mention of cliche lines like "I can lick pussy for hours" or "I don't bite unless you want me to" etc

There's definitely more but I haven't had my morning coffee yet so brains not functioning correctly yet

All of the above plus any slagging off of other males on the site for not being "genuine" (Yuccchhhh!) and "making it hard for the good guys" "

"All of the above..."? Are you admitting to being indiscreet, Mr Bennett?

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By *unkypaisleyguyMan
over a year ago

Paisley,renfrewshire

Someone who "only replies to txts with a facepic", even though they don't hav any facepics of themselves.. But I'm new,wot do I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who say "they're not like most of the other men on here."

How do they know what the other men are like?

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Quite a lot

The word "genuine" it doesn't mean anything on here

People that say they are discreet and have pics of past meets on their profile permission or not that's not discreet!

Pics with the toilet in _iew, never classy!

Looking like a miserable sod in your photos a smile is always lovely to see

Any mention of cliche lines like "I can lick pussy for hours" or "I don't bite unless you want me to" etc

There's definitely more but I haven't had my morning coffee yet so brains not functioning correctly yet

All of the above plus any slagging off of other males on the site for not being "genuine" (Yuccchhhh!) and "making it hard for the good guys"

"All of the above..."? Are you admitting to being indiscreet, Mr Bennett?

No he isn't because he doesn't claim to be discreet in the first place

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Quite a lot

The word "genuine" it doesn't mean anything on here

People that say they are discreet and have pics of past meets on their profile permission or not that's not discreet!

Pics with the toilet in _iew, never classy!

Looking like a miserable sod in your photos a smile is always lovely to see

Any mention of cliche lines like "I can lick pussy for hours" or "I don't bite unless you want me to" etc

There's definitely more but I haven't had my morning coffee yet so brains not functioning correctly yet

All of the above plus any slagging off of other males on the site for not being "genuine" (Yuccchhhh!) and "making it hard for the good guys"

"All of the above..."? Are you admitting to being indiscreet, Mr Bennett?

No he isn't because he doesn't claim to be discreet in the first place "

And the opposite of discreet is......?

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Quite a lot

The word "genuine" it doesn't mean anything on here

People that say they are discreet and have pics of past meets on their profile permission or not that's not discreet!

Pics with the toilet in _iew, never classy!

Looking like a miserable sod in your photos a smile is always lovely to see

Any mention of cliche lines like "I can lick pussy for hours" or "I don't bite unless you want me to" etc

There's definitely more but I haven't had my morning coffee yet so brains not functioning correctly yet

All of the above plus any slagging off of other males on the site for not being "genuine" (Yuccchhhh!) and "making it hard for the good guys"

"All of the above..."? Are you admitting to being indiscreet, Mr Bennett?

No he isn't because he doesn't claim to be discreet in the first place

And the opposite of discreet is......?"

In sole reference to this posting it was claiming to be discreet yet having pics of play partners on your profile, he has pics like that on his profile but he doesn't claim to be discreet within his text

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By *tockings and heels loverMan
over a year ago

Stourbridge

If you speak like "dis" and "dat"

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"If you speak like "dis" and "dat"

Yes but what if your names slyvester so you naturally speak like dat, as "you fort you taw a putty tat"

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By *tockings and heels loverMan
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"If you speak like "dis" and "dat"

Yes but what if your names slyvester so you naturally speak like dat, as "you fort you taw a putty tat"

Hehe good one suppose we can have some exceptions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A profile that contradicts itself and is hypocritical. Ie they want someone in great shape but aren't themselves. Want someone with a good sense of humour and chatty, but come across arrogant and snobby straight away!

Ps. I am very aware my profile isn't the best. If someone would like to rewrite it, be my guest lol!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"If you speak like "dis" and "dat"

Yes but what if your names slyvester so you naturally speak like dat, as "you fort you taw a putty tat"

Hehe good one suppose we can have some exceptions

Sorry I couldn't resist I'm in a funny old mood this morning

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By *tockings and heels loverMan
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"If you speak like "dis" and "dat"

Yes but what if your names slyvester so you naturally speak like dat, as "you fort you taw a putty tat"

Hehe good one suppose we can have some exceptions

Sorry I couldn't resist I'm in a funny old mood this morning "

Made me laugh haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor quality pics with guys showing their grimmest face. A smiling happy pic gets our attention.

Close ups of genitals, its just too gynecological, a full naked body pic gets our attention.

Profiles over a year old with no verification. A few words on your profile from other people you have met gets our attention.

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Quite a lot

The word "genuine" it doesn't mean anything on here

People that say they are discreet and have pics of past meets on their profile permission or not that's not discreet!

Pics with the toilet in _iew, never classy!

Looking like a miserable sod in your photos a smile is always lovely to see

Any mention of cliche lines like "I can lick pussy for hours" or "I don't bite unless you want me to" etc

There's definitely more but I haven't had my morning coffee yet so brains not functioning correctly yet

All of the above plus any slagging off of other males on the site for not being "genuine" (Yuccchhhh!) and "making it hard for the good guys"

"All of the above..."? Are you admitting to being indiscreet, Mr Bennett?

No he isn't because he doesn't claim to be discreet in the first place

And the opposite of discreet is......?

Exactly. So, with pics like that on his profile yet not claiming to be discreet, it follows that he is indiscreet. Get it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

missing profile pics

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Quite a lot

The word "genuine" it doesn't mean anything on here

People that say they are discreet and have pics of past meets on their profile permission or not that's not discreet!

Pics with the toilet in _iew, never classy!

Looking like a miserable sod in your photos a smile is always lovely to see

Any mention of cliche lines like "I can lick pussy for hours" or "I don't bite unless you want me to" etc

There's definitely more but I haven't had my morning coffee yet so brains not functioning correctly yet

All of the above plus any slagging off of other males on the site for not being "genuine" (Yuccchhhh!) and "making it hard for the good guys"

"All of the above..."? Are you admitting to being indiscreet, Mr Bennett?

No he isn't because he doesn't claim to be discreet in the first place

And the opposite of discreet is......?

Exactly. So, with pics like that on his profile yet not claiming to be discreet, it follows that he is indiscreet. Get it?"

I get the the word discreet means different things to different people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they are hidden.

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