FabSwingers.com forum: 10inches

By *aramelMINX OP Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

SING IT GIRLS!

At first I was afraid,

I was petrified!

When you said you had 10 inches, lord I almost died.

But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,

that I grew strong...

and knew that I could take you on

BUT THERE YOU ARE

Another lie

I was ready for a Big Mac and you brought me a French Fry,

I should have known that it was bullshit,

just a sad pathetic dream,

Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans,

Go on now go....walk out the door!

don't you promise me 10 inches and then give me only 4!

You are such a prat to think that I wouldn't find it out,

Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count?

I will survive,

I will survive!

As long as I have all my batteries,

my sex life's gona thrive!

I will always have good sex

with a handful of latex!

I will survive

I will survive!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Looooooool!

Very good.

*doffs bowler*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cracking up hard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this someone who said they were 10" but had a 4"? lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn! **claps**

Very well done

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl

to said yi wudnt tell

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It's amazing what's on google

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's amazing what's on google

Huh. Yeah

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Here's a parody of 99 red balloons:

Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds

Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas

Sweater stretchers, lung protectors

Beach umbrellas, frost detectors

Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice

Jell-o molds and high-beam lights

Every day I probably use

99 words for boobs

Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys

Double lattes, Ode to Joys

Hooters, shooters, physics tutors

Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters

Double-WMD's

MRE's and PFD's

Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes

99 words for boobs

Gerber servers, holy grails

Whoopee cushions, humpback whales

Flying saucers, traffic stoppers

Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers

Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos

Soft-serve cones and armadillos

Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes

99 words for boobs

Midget earmuffs, warming globes

Strobes and probes and frontal lobes

Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers

Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers

Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs

Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs

Jogging partners, saline noobs

99 words for boobs

Two-point jumpers, Bambi's thumpers

Rubber baby buggy bumpers

Rutabagas, Chi Omegas

Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas

Congo bongos, bowling pins

Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins

Your claims I'm breast-obsessed are true

We're quite a pair 'cause I'm a boob too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha Ha Tina excellent

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Ha Ha Tina excellent "

Not my work, I found a site full of them, some better than others.

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