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If men could see other men's status updates...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...do you think they would surmise that posting "need ma cock sucked" or similar, either wasn't smart or the done thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see them and I scratch my head in disbelief at some

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can see them and I scratch my head in disbelief at some"

Well i'm glad! Most straight single guys on here figure out early on to block all single men so they don't get to see their status or profiles. Maybe it would be a good idea to make all new profiles see everyone for the first few days? Then they could look at other male profiles too and see the successful ones? Or maybe i'm giving the average straight male Fab user too much credit here?

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

I can't see them but see when friends are showing me their update page on their phones.

I doubt it would stop the lack of originality, as most would just believe that their cock was superior and would leap out from the page; together with their profile pic.

Just as well Fab doesn't have 3D I suppose.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant see them but I guess they are a lot more fun lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't see them but see when friends are showing me their update page on their phones.

I doubt it would stop the lack of originality, as most would just believe that their cock was superior and would leap out from the page; together with their profile pic.

Just as well Fab doesn't have 3D I suppose....."

My friend and i came up with a theory that if every time you clicked on a pic, your own webcam took a pic of your face then sent it to the pic owner, there would be a lot less dick on here. Lmao! Seriously though sometimes i have to block people just because a status or a pic makes me feel retchy on my newsfeed.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"...do you think they would surmise that posting "need ma cock sucked" or similar, either wasn't smart or the done thing? "

I C&P them into my private notes to remind me at a later date

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...do you think they would surmise that posting "need ma cock sucked" or similar, either wasn't smart or the done thing?

I C&P them into my private notes to remind me at a later date "

I just block them then and there! Don't want to risk yet another graphic pic being posted and making me lose my Cornflakes!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"...do you think they would surmise that posting "need ma cock sucked" or similar, either wasn't smart or the done thing?

I C&P them into my private notes to remind me at a later date

I just block them then and there! Don't want to risk yet another graphic pic being posted and making me lose my Cornflakes! "

But it can sometimes be fun to remind them of the errors of their ways at a future date if required.

Most have come back with the excuse, my mate must have done it! Yeah right luv!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't see them but see when friends are showing me their update page on their phones.

I doubt it would stop the lack of originality, as most would just believe that their cock was superior and would leap out from the page; together with their profile pic.

Just as well Fab doesn't have 3D I suppose.....

My friend and i came up with a theory that if every time you clicked on a pic, your own webcam took a pic of your face then sent it to the pic owner, there would be a lot less dick on here. Lmao! Seriously though sometimes i have to block people just because a status or a pic makes me feel retchy on my newsfeed. "

I'm so glad I'm not the only one that can't click off some profiles quick enough and as for the updates with all the God forsaken action shots .... Give me a break or at least my sensitivity.

I'm sure some of these people are wannabe porn stars... Or so they'd like to think.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't see them but see when friends are showing me their update page on their phones.

I doubt it would stop the lack of originality, as most would just believe that their cock was superior and would leap out from the page; together with their profile pic.

Just as well Fab doesn't have 3D I suppose.....

My friend and i came up with a theory that if every time you clicked on a pic, your own webcam took a pic of your face then sent it to the pic owner, there would be a lot less dick on here. Lmao! Seriously though sometimes i have to block people just because a status or a pic makes me feel retchy on my newsfeed.

I'm so glad I'm not the only one that can't click off some profiles quick enough and as for the updates with all the God forsaken action shots .... Give me a break or at least my sensitivity.

I'm sure some of these people are wannabe porn stars... Or so they'd like to think."

I just wonder what they think when they look at the pic they've just taken? Because i can honestly say that if some of them are thinking "Yup! Yeah that's the one! This picture of my hairy ballsack with blurry arsehole REALLY captures the essence of me and is EXACTLY what will drive my perfect woman wild!" then i think i give up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol some of the stats are piss funny tho but all the better for the rest of us lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...do you think they would surmise that posting "need ma cock sucked" or similar, either wasn't smart or the done thing? "
hey sexy we are not all dumb as you are suggesting and we don't all think with our dicks and we dont all talk smutty

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"...do you think they would surmise that posting "need ma cock sucked" or similar, either wasn't smart or the done thing?

I C&P them into my private notes to remind me at a later date

I just block them then and there! Don't want to risk yet another graphic pic being posted and making me lose my Cornflakes!

But it can sometimes be fun to remind them of the errors of their ways at a future date if required.

Most have come back with the excuse, my mate must have done it! Yeah right luv! "

Or sometimes I even post informative status updates informing them of their error......doesn't always go down well

Though they are never aimed at anyone, it's not my fault if they think they are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...do you think they would surmise that posting "need ma cock sucked" or similar, either wasn't smart or the done thing?

I C&P them into my private notes to remind me at a later date

I just block them then and there! Don't want to risk yet another graphic pic being posted and making me lose my Cornflakes!

But it can sometimes be fun to remind them of the errors of their ways at a future date if required.

Most have come back with the excuse, my mate must have done it! Yeah right luv!

Or sometimes I even post informative status updates informing them of their error......doesn't always go down well

Though they are never aimed at anyone, it's not my fault if they think they are "

I've done this too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...do you think they would surmise that posting "need ma cock sucked" or similar, either wasn't smart or the done thing? hey sexy we are not all dumb as you are suggesting and we don't all think with our dicks and we dont all talk smutty "

I know it's not ALL men but if you saw my inbox on any day of the week, you would understand where i'm coming from!

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By *rladytoyMan
over a year ago

plymouth


"...do you think they would surmise that posting "need ma cock sucked" or similar, either wasn't smart or the done thing? "

Sometimes i actually cringe for them! I see them only as i have male freinds from clubs ect on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...do you think they would surmise that posting "need ma cock sucked" or similar, either wasn't smart or the done thing? hey sexy we are not all dumb as you are suggesting and we don't all think with our dicks and we dont all talk smutty "

Yeah. What he just said. So nerr

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By *ittenbutnotshyCouple
over a year ago

North Manchester


"I cant see them but I guess they are a lot more fun lol."

Not sure but I wonder if the OP may have been referring to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cant see them but I guess they are a lot more fun lol."

Shaq status is a typical guys status.

Only thing that saves him is that lush ass, even Isis homophobes would be lost staring at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put 'is typing naked' up once, totally stole it from Fab's examples - but the lady who replied is now a regular FwB!

Are there any others that make you want to look at the profile?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I like the ones that say "This place is shit all wasters leaving now" then 30 mins later they're all "love this place sexy meets everywhere!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like the ones that say "This place is shit all wasters leaving now" then 30 mins later they're all "love this place sexy meets everywhere!""
well yes but that's human nature in this place one minute your down because you've been rejected the next you're up because accepted ,women's egos are constantly massaged so in general they are happy even though they don't believe half the compliments they get because they've heard it all before

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like the ones that say "This place is shit all wasters leaving now" then 30 mins later they're all "love this place sexy meets everywhere!"well yes but that's human nature in this place one minute your down because you've been rejected the next you're up because accepted ,women's egos are constantly massaged so in general they are happy even though they don't believe half the compliments they get because they've heard it all before "

It's not because we have such a brilliant time on here we never consider leaving. It's because men think a status like that will have women messaging "Oh god please dont leave! I'll fuck you if you stay!!!" and then when they realise that didn't work they have to backtrack.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

So many status updates are counter-productive

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"So many status updates are counter-productive "

Good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some statuses and profiles are insane. Guys statuses are bad but some women's profiles are absolutely crazy. Beyond off putting

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

I a not advocating this in any way, but when I first became aware of fab, I created a profile as a woman, no pic, limited text, it was the bare bones on anything.

I did it to see what kind of messages I received and as this thread suggests, the kind of status updates that are made.

I kept the account open for two days then deleted it. But it gave me an insight into what some members are up against when it comes to single guys on here. Hence, I knew what not to do, although most things I wouldn't have done away!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

while its not a status I'd show..I rather see them than the whingers of any sex group who complain the site is shite etc etc blah blah

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