FabSwingers.com forum: your ideal partner...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

what attributes attract you first?

is older/younger than you

is taller/shorter than you

has more hair on top than below or the other way round. neither or both

anything else?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

van gogh.

artistic and a lover of absinthe.

a win win for me.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

mmmmmm.....Absinthe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He has to make me laugh

I like nice eyes

He has to be intelligent

He has to be kind

He has to be truthful

He has to be older than me

He has to have less hair than me, or he would end up looking like an 80s rock star

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"He has to make me laugh

I like nice eyes

He has to be intelligent

He has to be kind

He has to be truthful

He has to be older than me

He has to have less hair than me, or he would end up looking like an 80s rock star

Damn...3 out of 7

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By *wingsAndRoundaboutsCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Older

Taller

Dark hair

Piercing blue eyes

8" knob

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Older

Taller

Dark hair

Piercing blue eyes

8" knob

Sorted

I will have one of them as well please.

sounds lip licking good...

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By *y_funcoupleCouple
over a year ago

SHEFFIELD

Mrs Fun.....

Mr Fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Older

Taller

Dark hair

Piercing blue eyes

8" knob

Sorted

shit 3 out of 5 and 7" lol nearly

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My perfect person to shag would be a 6ft 4 rasta policeman with an irish accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He has to make me laugh

I like nice eyes

He has to be intelligent

He has to be kind

He has to be truthful

He has to be older than me

He has to have less hair than me, or he would end up looking like an 80s rock star

4/7 could become 5/7 if we ever met . That puts me in the lead lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a pulse is always a good start :P

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"He has to make me laugh

I like nice eyes

He has to be intelligent

He has to be kind

He has to be truthful

He has to be older than me

He has to have less hair than me, or he would end up looking like an 80s rock star

Make her laugh................... check (I'm sure I can do it)

Have nice eyes................... check

Be intelligent................... check (I've got letters after my name, don't you know!)

Be truthful...................... check

Be older than Mrs Iconic......... oh bugger

Have less hair than Mrs Iconic... check

6 outta 7... damn, I was so close.

I nearly hit the jackpot but all I'll get is my Bus Fare Home. Look what you could've won. There's nothing in this game for two-in-a-bed

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"a pulse is always a good start :P"

Hahaha, that's like a friend of mine who I work with - his only criteria for pulling a girl on a Saturday night is that she has to be a) warm; and b) breathing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ideal partner Mmmm lets think Oh i know

Sexy leggy f..cks like a bunny good cook and at the stroke a midnight turns inta a six pack and a pizza xx

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Take a look at our pictures, she is on there!

Apart from my lovely lady though, anyone know if Jenny Agutter is a swinger??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He has to make me laugh

I like nice eyes

He has to be intelligent

He has to be kind

He has to be truthful

He has to be older than me

He has to have less hair than me, or he would end up looking like an 80s rock star

Make her laugh................... check (I'm sure I can do it)

Have nice eyes................... check

Be intelligent................... check (I've got letters after my name, don't you know!)

Be truthful...................... check

Be older than Mrs Iconic......... oh bugger

Have less hair than Mrs Iconic... check

6 outta 7... damn, I was so close.

I nearly hit the jackpot but all I'll get is my Bus Fare Home. Look what you could've won. There's nothing in this game for two-in-a-bed

Can I remove the "older than me" cos im worried that Im the oldest on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since meeting different people on here I now realise that what I thought was my 'ideal partner' really isnt and other attributes/characteristics have proven to be much more attractive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I want is someone who can make my head spin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ideal partner Mmmm lets think Oh i know

Sexy leggy f..cks like a bunny good cook and at the stroke a midnight turns inta a six pack and a pizza xx

She wouldnt need to cook if shes turning into a Pizza...

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"Since meeting different people on here I now realise that what I thought was my 'ideal partner' really isnt and other attributes/characteristics have proven to be much more attractive!"

Such as....?

Is living in Swindon one of those attributes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone with a brain.....and a pulse where possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"someone with a brain.....and a pulse where possible"

Madame est exigent...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"someone with a brain.....and a pulse where possible

Madame est exigent...

exigent times call for exigent measures!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that the stuff that keeps false teeth in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Antonio Banderas look alike would suit me, a sense of humour and a hint of intelligence would be a bonus, and if he shags all night...... perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An Antonio Banderas look alike would suit me, a sense of humour and a hint of intelligence would be a bonus, and if he shags all night...... perfect.

And his own snow plough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An Antonio Banderas look alike would suit me, a sense of humour and a hint of intelligence would be a bonus, and if he shags all night...... perfect.

And his own snow plough?"

Helicopter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An Antonio Banderas look alike would suit me, a sense of humour and a hint of intelligence would be a bonus, and if he shags all night...... perfect.

And his own snow plough?

Helicopter.

One chopper on its way...

... when the snow clears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a good kisser.

easy going.

able to have a conversation....after whenever that is

oh and who wants to meet up regular and not come up with excuses.

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"what attributes attract you first?

is older/younger than you

is taller/shorter than you

has more hair on top than below or the other way round. neither or both

anything else?

5ft10 28 year old red headed heiress to a brewery fortune - not that I'm fussy ..... any brewery heiress will do really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a good kisser.

easy going.

able to have a conversation....after whenever that is

oh and who wants to meet up regular and not come up with excuses."

Sounds like my kinda girl

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By *ax the gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"My perfect person to shag would be a 6ft 4 rasta policeman with an irish accent

he must be the carlsberg man then lol

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"5ft10 28 year old red headed heiress to a brewery fortune - not that I'm fussy ..... any brewery heiress will do really"

Does she have to be terminally ill as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall, confidence bordering on arrogance, lovely kind eyes that focus on me, intelligence, tactile, willingness to please and able to give me carte blanche to their bodies and get rock hard at the thought of what I'll do!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm waiting.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found mine!!

yeee haaaaa

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By *wingsAndRoundaboutsCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Older

Taller

Dark hair

Piercing blue eyes

8" knob

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Damn! Thats my missus and I only meet 2 out of her 5 preferences! Shall we divorce dear?

Mine is dark hair, high cheek bones, nice soft lips and a GSOH.......anything else is a bonus lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman who is...all brains and no bra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My perfect person to shag would be a 6ft 4 rasta policeman with an irish accent

Ooh can I borrow him when you're finished with him? Sounds perfect to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he has to be tall, between 6 foot and 6'5.

broad shoulders, deep voice, smouldering eyes, dark hair - short

chiselled jaw, into sports, be educated, into open relationships, slightly older than me, own car, own house and own job!

the reason i am single

cause there is no such man, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5'8, white, slightly receding, pot belly, hairy chest, goatee that's more white than black, good yorkshire farming stock, average penis, penchant for wearing girls pants, but as he's taken ill settle for tall, dark, very dark, big nose, big soft kissable lips, strong shoulders, tight ass and the abiliry to make me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ideal:

30's/40's

Nice long hair

Nice eyes - with a naughty twinkle

Lovely smile - that can be naughty too

Cums like a train

Gushes like fountain

SORTED! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

arms

i know its a bit odd but i just have a thing for big biceps and defined arms and shoulder, if they have well done sleaves as well thats just a bunus

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By *luvminisMan
over a year ago

oldham

a woman that has nice eyes,is very witty,adventurous and has a very naughty mind,xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She'd look Persian/Italian/Latin - dark hair/dark eyes etc, she'd be shorter than me but still tall (e.g 5ft10) she'd have a different accent to myself and she'd be fun - not really into a nicey nicey girl tbh.

But then we don't live in an ideal world, so I'll just have a soggy biscuit instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PETITE ! FUNNY , AND MOST OF ALL A NICE PERSONALITY . ! OH !! AND SEXY .!

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

In my dreams my ideal man is, funny,handome,dark hair,tall,funny,considerate,a gentleman,confident and then a very naughty man with me, bi and then I wake up!!!!

Don think mr right exists now but if he does he certainly doesnt know where my house is lol

I still dream tho.

Can I add that he has a bank balance to take us to lots of different clubs too

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

I keep adding to the list, sexy of course but with a sexy mind too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for me personality, good fun, intelligent with great legs and i love nice eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6ft3 ish well built, bald, tattoo's, big cock and huge thighs. Confident, good job, great kisser and loaded. Don't want much do I

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