FabSwingers.com forum: Two cocks at once

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Since me and my partner got together I've accepted the fact that she has to fuck a well hung man once a fortnight for medical reason. Other wise she has that condition where she falls into depression and gets Ill.

As she is allergic to condoms so she has two guys at once so the sperm cancels each other out then she doesn't get pregnant. I'd never heard of it till I meet her.

I know it's just for medical reasons but she really seems to enjoy it?

Just wondering if anyone else on here is in the same situation?

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By *ohnkezCouple
over a year ago

shefiield

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also you wont get any stds by going bareback lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes its very common apparently

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By *ubyExpreeWoman
over a year ago

BBBW Heaven

The sex thing is actually to do with hormones. I would advise you to read "Spearm Wars" to understand where she is coming from.

Not sure the two guys is true but I have not been in sexual health for a few years.

There are many alternatives to latex condoms, so many choices, she just has to talk to the sexual health centre and they will give her some.

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Claire has to suck my cock every morning before my legs work and I am able to get out of bed. This is a another common condition according to my doctor, which I have explained to her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah it true one guy fill her pussy and the other she swallows that way they cancel each other out in the middle.and they have to be big to stop her pussy closing like a piecing she told me all about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just imagine how much better she would feel after a gang bang, or a daily prescription of extra cock!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And the guys have to be different every time I can tell how important it is because she always screaming harder faster to make sure it works .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh and you can't get s t d s with two because they cancel each other out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ I wish my mrs had one of these conditions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wondering if anyone else on here is in the same situation?"

Blimey April 1st already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bless OP by the look on your face in your pic I could half believe you're not making this up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bless OP by the look on your face in your pic I could half believe you're not making this up! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's not a good thing it not always easy to find new guys that are well hung and willing to help just on medical reasons.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why would I make this up even her friends told me about how hard it is for her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not a good thing it not always easy to find new guys that are well hung and willing to help just on medical reasons."

can't you get them on prescription? I am sure Lloyds chemists stock them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In that case if you're not well hung you should throw in the towel now I reckon!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I did suggest a dildo but the jizz help her asthma

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No she needs me to do the washing up cause she has allergies to fairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha Love it!

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By *hazkiandCouple
over a year ago

crawley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is one of the funniest threads ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ha ha ha amazing read!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

This is awesomely bonkers

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

WTactualooooool!?

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By *on1Man
over a year ago

spain

Marry golds you get five times the please for the price of just the 1. Thank you no thank you lol

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By *on1Man
over a year ago

spain

Bear with me im waking up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you also hear that a vasectomy doesn't actually prevent pregnancy ?

It just changes the colour of the baby.....

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By *on1Man
over a year ago

spain

Hot wife !lucky guy

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By *on1Man
over a year ago

spain

Didnt no you was a telly vision hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since me and my partner got together I've accepted the fact that she has to fuck a well hung man once a fortnight for medical reason. Other wise she has that condition where she falls into depression and gets Ill.

As she is allergic to condoms so she has two guys at once so the sperm cancels each other out then she doesn't get pregnant."

All true but you forgot the most important and basic precaution!......The first guy has to end on an odd No of stokes and the second ends on an even No....which redoubles then half's the risk of pregnancy.

Well that's what Harry the tramp says....n I haven't gotten pregnant yet

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By *usting LaRueCouple
over a year ago

Saticoy

Now that is funny!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As she is allergic to condoms so she has two guys at once so the sperm cancels each other out then she doesn't get pregnant.

Well that's what Harry the tramp says....n I haven't gotten pregnant yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As she is allergic to condoms so she has two guys at once so the sperm cancels each other out then she doesn't get pregnant. I'd never heard of it till I meet her.

I know it's just for medical reasons but she really seems to enjoy it?

Just wondering if anyone else on here is in the same situation?"
yes I'm here for medical reasons to my doctor said I have a problem ,so here I am guys help me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We're trying for a baby so I alway rub my jizz into her belly button no other guy is aloud to do that so the baby will defo be mine. The last one was over due and came out a little brown but that one's mind too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're trying for a baby so I alway rub my jizz into her belly button no other guy is aloud to do that so the baby will defo be mine. The last one was over due and came out a little brown but that one's mind too

Can you be sure? Maybe a little semen dribbled from her anus into her vagina while there was no other sperm in there to cancel it out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No she won't do bum fun she says if she gets pregnant in her bum it will hurt too much

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By *ieutenantMan
over a year ago

london

Fed up with all the excuses. If you're a bareback addict. Enjoy yourself. No need for cock and bull stories.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Never said I was a bareback addict and I am just kidding about get a grip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fed up with all the excuses. If you're a bareback addict. Enjoy yourself. No need for cock and bull stories. "

www.takingthingstooseriously.com/humourfailure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry op sounds like she has well and truly had you.

Can you please explain how the conversation goes with the GP?

OK listen you have this problem where you have to have cock every two weeks starting now.

So pop behind curtain and remove your clothes.

Sir could you please go to the waiting room for ten, twenty minutes.

Thanks.

Sorry op if this is genuine but I have never read anything like this ever.

#gullible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op, may I congratulate you on your alternative way of providing treatment for a very serious medical condition for your poor wife.

It is humbling to see a man so helpful to his wife, and not being a drain on NHS resources!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P's OP thanks for a great giggle this morning, you've cheered me right up! Love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is his wife typing now. To those who have taken this serious, you need your head examining. It was meant as a joke.

Yes every now and again I enjoy the feeling of a strangers cum dribbling out of me. Just as much as I like the thrill of been bent over and fucked whilst I suck my feller off. But honestly if you believe two lots of sperm will cancel each other out or any of the messages my other half has put then I think you need to take some sex education classes.

Dave likes to joke around. Reading all this has made me laugh and has brightened up my day. So thanks babe. Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant believe some people have taken this seriously!!!

Omg.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is his wife typing now. To those who have taken this serious, you need your head examining. It was meant as a joke.

Dave likes to joke around. Reading all this has made me laugh and has brightened up my day. So thanks babe. Xxxx"

No worries hun xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've loved it! And I spent a very pleasant half an hour with your pics imagining I was one of the two!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#gullible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've loved it! And I spent a very pleasant half an hour with your pics imagining I was one of the two!!"

Thank you glad you enjoyed

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over a year ago

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By *icarage ManMan
over a year ago

South Shields

Well I was going to put forward my self as one of the Well Hung Brigade. .but I am sadly a couple of years out of your age range. .

Beautiful lady tho. .. .

Michael

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By *odramafunCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire/staffordshire

"Claire has to suck my cock every morning before my legs work and I am able to get out of bed. This is a another common condition according to my doctor, which I have explained to her

My partner has the same condition

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"This is his wife typing now. To those who have taken this serious, you need your head examining. It was meant as a joke.

Dave likes to joke around. Reading all this has made me laugh and has brightened up my day. So thanks babe. Xxxx"

I think I was around three quarters through this thread when it dawned on me it wasn't real (and I was gutted). I still believe people think two batches of sperm cancel each other out, (proper valley's contraception). Beautiful thread,pure gold

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I was going to put forward my self as one of the Well Hung Brigade. .but I am sadly a couple of years out of your age range. .

Beautiful lady tho. .. .

Michael

Xx"

Thank you hun xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is his wife typing now. To those who have taken this serious, you need your head examining. It was meant as a joke.

Dave likes to joke around. Reading all this has made me laugh and has brightened up my day. So thanks babe. Xxxx

Lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Claire has to suck my cock every morning before my legs work and I am able to get out of bed. This is a another common condition according to my doctor, which I have explained to her

My partner has the same condition

See, I told you it was common. Lets hope you don't come down with something similar eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Omg I was working away for a week and the meter reader came round. Our lass said she went to check on him and found him yanking in the cupboard. As she opened the door he shot his load and it hit her straight in the belly button. Now she thinks she may be pregnant. Should I make a complaint to British gas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It will be ok, apparently sniffing too much gas makes you sterile

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I knew it was a wind up

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Yes he could have aimed somewhere else,bad man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg I was working away for a week and the meter reader came round. Our lass said she went to check on him and found him yanking in the cupboard. As she opened the door he shot his load and it hit her straight in the belly button. Now she thinks she may be pregnant. Should I make a complaint to British gas? "

No. He was from N Power!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know she doesn't sleep with anyone else cause all her friends mark John Richard and Simon come round on a night and watch TV with her to keep her company while I'm away ??

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