FabSwingers.com forum: Sheeeeeeesh!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If I see one more profile that says "quality over quantity" I think I'm going to chuck my ring

What other 'bog standard phrases' annoy you Fabbers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No nut-jobs, bunny boilers or looney tunes perleeeease

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

I dont bite, only if you ask

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No nut-jobs, bunny boilers or looney tunes perleeeease"

Oi, I take umbrage at that. That's a factual statement based upon recent events

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Genuine.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

For some reason "genuine"

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"Genuine.

Spooky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll make you squirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heavy cummer

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

Ha ha op you must be attracting them

for me its I don't bite unless asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's one in a million, treat with the upmost respect"...drives me nuts that 'utmost' is mostly spelled incorrectly

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Genuine.

Spooky

Nope - spooky doesn't bother me.

Another one that does is 'average'.

Way to promote yourselves folks and a sure fire way to highlight your strengths.

Not.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Cumbria and Galloway

"Been here before so know how it works", really?... well clever you - have a fucking banana!

[BTW, I was kind about the spelling - they usually spell know "no"]

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Professional"

fook off! You are neither Bodie or Doyle...Cowlie more like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not like most other guys on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genuine.

Spooky

Genuinely spooky.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

On that other silly site that I joined for a laugh nearly every guy had loyal and faithful on his profile, so I put on mine if you've got loyal and faithful on your profile don't message me as im not looking for a dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genuine.

Spooky

Nope - spooky doesn't bother me.

Another one that does is 'average'.

Way to promote yourselves folks and a sure fire way to highlight your strengths.

Not.

I describe myself as average because I am...don't want to mislead anyone

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By *uietlyBohemianCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"Down to earth" - well, we do spend most of the year in orbit, but we're down here for the next few months. Never have figured out what it means!

"looking for like-minded people" (usually on a profile with almost no content on it, so how the hell am I to know whether we're like minded? Perhaps seeking clairvoyants!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not looking to sleep with the whole site."

Translation: I'd like to sleep with the whole site but I'd like them to not have slept with many people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad grammar and spelling drives me up the wall.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Genuine,

Professional,

Prolonged oral (yaaaaawn

)

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

oh and the word ALOT, for example I have noticed alot of people use a R in can't!

A lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magic fingers...

Can breath through my ears

We already have a fabulous sex life

Jog on...

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

'No timewasters please'

Like the timewaster is going to think, 'Oh, well I better not bother with them. I'll move onto the next profile'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On verifications its , treat them with respect!

What do they think we are going to do? Pitch up lay a log on their door mat and leave???

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Very happy married couple.

Seeking people who take care of themselves.

I'm in a sexless marriage.

I don't bite unless you want me too.

Unlike the other men on here.

Don't care about age, size, looks etc.

Your pleasure comes before mine.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"'No timewasters please'

Like the timewaster is going to think, 'Oh, well I better not bother with them. I'll move onto the next profile'

indeed, never understood this statement!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate profiles with too many specifics; must have this, won't do that, must be 8"+ etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't care about age, size, looked etc.

In my head this just means any hole is a goal

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By *sianMale890Man
over a year ago

Stockport

my favourite cliched one on here is..

"no (insert race) sorry just our preference"

now I get it everyone has their own free choice but some times it comes across as a polite way of saying "thanks but fuck off" lol...

the excuse I love to hear the most as its a trend is "bad experience, pushy, selfish lover, inconsiderate" which is pretty much the favourite from these lot...

anyway that's all from me just my pick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't know the difference between there, their and they're ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sneaks away to re-write our profile

Katie x

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"sneaks away to re-write our profile

Katie x"

Looks good to me. And the profile.

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

'Single men, stop messaging me/us or I/we will block you!'

Makes me laugh, why not just block them anyway? It's not like all the single men on Fab get together for a meeting each week to see who it's ok to send messages to, is it?

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By *hoenixandflamesCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

Straight guys... That aren't straight / afraid to be Bi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jog on" "Walk on by" etc etc

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By *weetpeasCouple
over a year ago

worcester

"On verifications its , treat them with respect!

What do they think we are going to do? Pitch up lay a log on their door mat and leave??? "

This made me laugh!!

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By *weetpeasCouple
over a year ago

worcester

I hate the 'insert this word into your message then we know you have read this' what???

Just sod off! How about , now I've read this I won't bother messaging!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know you are not looking for someone as young as me but age is just a number!!!

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Sneaks away to check profile…… any editing required?

The ones that get are usually in the verifications, like some has said above 'treat with respect' or theatre classic "the best on fab by far" when the person has only been verified by one meet (yes I know they may have met others….) but its just funny to read it in that context.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sneaks away to re-write our profile

Katie x

Looks good to me. And the profile. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know how to pleasure a woman and will make you cum for hours em ok a woman maybe all women possibly not and I really don't want to cum for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make any lady squirt

another one that deffo never gets an answer back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genuine.

Spooky

Nope - spooky doesn't bother me.

Another one that does is 'average'.

Way to promote yourselves folks and a sure fire way to highlight your strengths.

Not.

I describe myself as average because I am...don't want to mislead anyone

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jog on

Love the social side

(PS I'm nice really and very social...and one can have LOVELY swinging friends...but it's not a flaming drinks party)!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS BECAUSE IGNORANT PEOPLE CANT READ LOWERCASE

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