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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is it me or does every bloke on here seem to have a giant penis?

Now I know Im not going to be starring in the next version of 'King Dong' but I'm starting to get a complex.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you talking about people you've actually met, or just what guys are SAYING about their size?

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol most are fotoshoped, not many are big.

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By *etzPlayCouple
over a year ago

Southend

I don't think I have a large cock at all and tell people before we meet so that know what there getting, pretty good with my tongue though

PM me for a pic ladies xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it really matter about other people? Just enjoy yourself its all about having fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol most are fotoshoped, not many are big."

Such a skeptic, shag.

A sky remote is plenty big to me

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol most are fotoshoped, not many are big.

Such a skeptic, shag.

A sky remote is plenty big to me

-Courtney"
yes, or what about a freeview control?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

They're using those mini Coke can you find in the hotel fridge :o

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am lucky enough to have a decent sized cock but as anything can be photographed to make it appear different.

Whilst women expect me to be long when we meet it is the girth that you cant really show in a photo which surprises them more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the camera adds 10" dontcha know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That's what I was hoping to hear!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does it really matter about other people? Just enjoy yourself its all about having fun "

Amen brother

PREACH!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's what I was hoping to hear!! "
your Mrs pics just made mine grow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alot of guys on here are full of shit, and in reality are about 3" smaller than they claim to be!

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Looking at my data, dinkles on Fab tend to be between 1.5" and 2" smaller than advertised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It shouldnt matter about size

Its all about the naughty fun thats to be had.

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By *hadesofbluelustMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

What's the point of photoshop your size etc, surely the rejection that it's a no good would be a waste of time for all... Maybe verification's should truly state if a person's profile misleading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am lucky enough to have a decent sized cock but as anything can be photographed to make it appear different.

Whilst women expect me to be long when we meet it is the girth that you cant really show in a photo which surprises them more."

...and you've possibly got the only profile where I'd say more cock pics and less face pics! Does Mummy know you're showing your soldier off? I feel guilty for looking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am lucky enough to have a decent sized cock but as anything can be photographed to make it appear different.

Whilst women expect me to be long when we meet it is the girth that you cant really show in a photo which surprises them more.

...and you've possibly got the only

profile where I'd say more cock pics and less face pics! Does Mummy know you're showing your soldier off? I feel guilty for looking! "

Should i take some off then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am lucky enough to have a decent sized cock but as anything can be photographed to make it appear different.

Whilst women expect me to be long when we meet it is the girth that you cant really show in a photo which surprises them more.

...and you've possibly got the only profile where I'd say more cock pics and less face pics! Does Mummy know you're showing your soldier off? I feel guilty for looking! "

Actually LOL ^

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By *edsBonkingMan
over a year ago

Near MK


"Is it me or does every bloke on here seem to have a giant penis?

Now I know Im not going to be starring in the next version of 'King Dong' but I'm starting to get a complex......."

There are many huge looking cocks in here, not sure they are all genuine. I'm just happy with what I have, most women comment on how hard I get and seem happy with that rather than pure size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There certainly are a lot of massive cocks on here! But to be honest I don't really enjoy huge ones myself, I'd rather have a decent sized one and the guy knew how to use it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am lucky enough to have a decent sized cock but as anything can be photographed to make it appear different.

Whilst women expect me to be long when we meet it is the girth that you cant really show in a photo which surprises them more.

...and you've possibly got the only profile where I'd say more cock pics and less face pics! Does Mummy know you're showing your soldier off? I feel guilty for looking!

Actually LOL ^ "

I have actually removed some now haha x

What should i replace them with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There does seem a high ratio of 'monster cocks' on here to what I thought was the case. I'm open in my profile about having what I'd describe as an 'average' sized cock because many people seem to desire these monsters and wouldn't want to disappoint but I'm happy enough with mine, and I'm good with my tongue

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Is it me or does every bloke on here seem to have a giant penis?

Now I know Im not going to be starring in the next version of 'King Dong' but I'm starting to get a complex......."

It's the guys with no lower body pics you need to worry about, sneaky lol they like to see your face as nessie awakens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some have big , some very big , some small and some very small so there is no big deal . Just like everything else in life , some have more money , some have bigger houses etc , it's just the way it is.

I would be more worried of it refuses to get up , other than that , we keep smiling

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By *ohncukMan
over a year ago

london

A lot guys good with angles when taking their pics, but u can't beat something the pic for size comparison, I like my pic of my cock against a real hung cock, I'm 6/7 guess the size of him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it me or does every bloke on here seem to have a giant penis?

Now I know Im not going to be starring in the next version of 'King Dong' but I'm starting to get a complex......."

Well they must my share as well the buggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it me or does every bloke on here seem to have a giant penis?

Now I know Im not going to be starring in the next version of 'King Dong' but I'm starting to get a complex......."

Getting the right angle can make any cock look big x

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By *r jblMan
over a year ago

from parts unknown

Ha ha know need too photo shop if you are for real. Read the verifications or are they lie to?

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By *r. JoystickMan
over a year ago

London

I'm quite well endowed but I agree with the above lot explaining it via use of camera angles. It can -definitely- add a few inches to the actual length if the perspective is right, haha. (Not that I rely on that, mostly )

But yeah... a ton are liars, a few slightly exaggerate and the few left over may well be telling the truth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big_harold must have the crown on this site. There is no need at all for that fucking thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it me or does every bloke on here seem to have a giant penis?

Now I know Im not going to be starring in the next version of 'King Dong' but I'm starting to get a complex.......

Getting the right angle can make any cock look big x"

Can someone show me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it me or does every bloke on here seem to have a giant penis?

Now I know Im not going to be starring in the next version of 'King Dong' but I'm starting to get a complex.......

Getting the right angle can make any cock look big x

Take the pic from underneath.. practise x

Can someone show me lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it me or does every bloke on here seem to have a giant penis?

Now I know Im not going to be starring in the next version of 'King Dong' but I'm starting to get a complex.......

Getting the right angle can make any cock look big x

Take the pic from underneath.. practise x

Can someone show me lol "

Underneath what lol I will try but then I would feel like fraud if they were expecting a bigger cocktail lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it me or does every bloke on here seem to have a giant penis?

Now I know Im not going to be starring in the next version of 'King Dong' but I'm starting to get a complex.......

Getting the right angle can make any cock look big x

Don't worry about your size then.

Take the pic from underneath.. practise x

Can someone show me lol

Underneath what lol I will try but then I would feel like fraud if they were expecting a bigger cocktail lol "

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne


"Is it me or does every bloke on here seem to have a giant penis?

Now I know Im not going to be starring in the next version of 'King Dong' but I'm starting to get a complex......."

Giant penises but tiny brains lol joking guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alot of guys on here are full of shit, and in reality are about 3" smaller than they claim to be!

"

Really! That would make me a whopping 5inches lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my cock is big enough to fill a pram

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By *ittenbutnotshyCouple
over a year ago

North Manchester


"Big_harold must have the crown on this site. There is no need at all for that fucking thing. "

Ain't that the truth!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In line with the other comments:

PM for pics ladies

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Cock size is irrelevant to me, and someone who sells their profile on having a monster is not my type of person.

I do know how to get the angle right for photographs and don't need to use Photoshop

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Johnsoda0204's theory of relativity...

The size of a cock is relative to the size of the hand holding it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to find a wan with a little hand l x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's the cam angle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not the size of the army.... Its the force of the attack... That said mines massive haha only joking

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

it's the sky remote that's makes us laugh tho I don't see any of the lynx compressed cans yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can assure u they don't unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The proof is in the pictures, with tape measure obviously

I think im about average, 6 inches, so not a monster cock, but I use mine to the best of my abilities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a lot of good camera angles i - not just on the cock pics -

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

You see a lot of monster cocks on here, but not so many on actual meets, or in clubs. Anyway OP, as you are in a couple, at least yours is actually getting some use. There are plenty of guys on here with massive cocks, but havent seen a pussy in years! Lots of them probably dont even know that sex has changed since the last time they had it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been told im big, do have a comparison picture too but no interest, dont think ill ever get a meet or verification! Size isn't everything lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah many do camera angles that make them look bigger, but most of my meets have been huge luckily. I do think big guys are more likely to show pics of their cock.

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford


"Is it me or does every bloke on here seem to have a giant penis?

Now I know Im not going to be starring in the next version of 'King Dong' but I'm starting to get a complex......."
. As fab is Cyberland you can pretend to be anything . The more important factor is your attitude and how you handle your meets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who needs a monster cock? Not me. My hands are quite small too, but can hold a normal size one

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By *igboy10essexMan
over a year ago

Upminster


"Is it me or does every bloke on here seem to have a giant penis?

Now I know Im not going to be starring in the next version of 'King Dong' but I'm starting to get a complex......."

Would love you to put mine through its paces xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many guys are that big they seem to have poked themselves in the eyes and can't read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A massive cock really isn't all that! Big cock realy isn't that fabulous for all women! Been there done that...wasn't impressed and left in pain! Not a good type of pain either! Mr Tee is perfect size for me! Enough to fill me and enough to handle!

I wince at the couples profiles who advertise for well hung men! Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big_harold must have the crown on this site. There is no need at all for that fucking thing.

"

biggerthanyourbf AND hugechoc1 come somewhere near BIG_HAROLD , but I am not sure there is any pussy out there that can truly handle those guys...ouch

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"There certainly are a lot of massive cocks on here! But to be honest I don't really enjoy huge ones myself, I'd rather have a decent sized one and the guy knew how to use it "

Do you give lessons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been interested in big cocks I prefer average ones attached to men who know how to use them and thankfully I know lots like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i must admit a tiny cock is a big turn off for me .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In all my life i got a problem with my tiny size

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"In all my life i got a problem with my tiny size "

But you are not tiny in your pictures? You look average to me, nothing to worry about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you talking about people you've actually met, or just what guys are SAYING about their size?

-Courtney"
yes because 6" to a man is 3" in a fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive seen some really bendy cocks on Fab

So bendy they make a banana look straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be subliminally attracted to men with big cocks from here. I've had a few shocks when the man has undressed and quiet a few over 7" thick cocks. I don't think I've had anyone below average from Fab.

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley


"Looking at my data, dinkles on Fab tend to be between 1.5" and 2" smaller than advertised.

"

just call me John Lewis lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In all my life i got a problem with my tiny size

But you are not tiny in your pictures? You look average to me, nothing to worry about. "
thanks for ur comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines not big

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By *emel9Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

Do men actually state a size on their profiles then? That is strange.

And I sort of get the thing about the Sky Remote IF ladies/couples advertise they want size..can't see Sky using it in a marketing ad though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The right camera angle can make all the difference!

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By *eorgy26Man
over a year ago

Sutton


"The right camera angle can make all the difference! "

This thread has a lot of hung guys but with photos where they are bending so far backwards they are in danger of giving themselves a hernia!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine is real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it me or does every bloke on here seem to have a giant penis?

Now I know Im not going to be starring in the next version of 'King Dong' but I'm starting to get a complex......."
mines just a little one

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

Most of the women I meet say I have a big dick.

Or do they say that I am big dick.

Can't remember now but I know 'big dick' is definitely in there somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most of the women I meet say I have a big dick.

Or do they say that I am big dick.

Can't remember now but I know 'big dick' is definitely in there somewhere. "

It's not a bad size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it me or does every bloke on here seem to have a giant penis?

Now I know Im not going to be starring in the next version of 'King Dong' but I'm starting to get a complex......."

What size does your woman like? im a 7 inch

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By *dventuroususCouple
over a year ago

sunderland

Agree with posters above, a general rule is if a profile is boasting 8" its usually 6".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it me or does every bloke on here seem to have a giant penis?

Now I know Im not going to be starring in the next version of 'King Dong' but I'm starting to get a complex......."

You have a wife that looks like that and you're worried about you're cock size ?

You're obviously doing something right mate just lay back and enjoy it you have nothing to worry about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very proud of my 3 inches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm very proud of my 3 inches."

And so you should be! It's very rare!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dick pics always look good cause my hands are smaller than average!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We could say the same for women's tits.. It's all about how you handle them and how you use it than the size. Now if we were talking tongues...

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Most of the women I meet say I have a big dick.

Or do they say that I am big dick.

Can't remember now but I know 'big dick' is definitely in there somewhere.

It's not a bad size "

Why thankyou kind lady, I feel suitably flattered

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"We could say the same for women's tits.. It's all about how you handle them and how you use it than the size. Now if we were talking tongues... "

Just for your information my nick name used to The Lizard

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

Today's willie waving thread...

(waves)

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