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By *eanutButterJellyTime OP Couple
over a year ago

the middle of the world

Pick up line ever (and did it work?)

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By *eanutButterJellyTime OP Couple
over a year ago

the middle of the world

I'll start

Worst: who do you belong to?

Best: is that my coat ur wearing tomorrow morning??

Worst won, best didn't!

Kev

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Worst " get yer gums round me plums" and no it didn't work ??

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By *eanutButterJellyTime OP Couple
over a year ago

the middle of the world

"Worst " get yer gums round me plums" and no it didn't work ??"

But why?????

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Never heard a good one yet but by far the absolute worst was "have I seen you on babestation?"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Worst from a man: wanna fuck?

Best from a woman: wanna fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst: Was that your cat i heard or was that your pussy purring,(Terrible).

Best: Is your second name Jacobs because your a little cracker. (not much better)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst I ever witnessed, me and my bro at a night spot..... I'm chatting up a tastey little number whilst he was on the prowl.

He showed up then spurted out to the lady "fancy a threesome?"

She looked us up and down and said as confident as fuck "yeah ok"

Pints downed and off we went back to my place, never ever have I had to hold the giggles in so much !

Good and funny memories

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Worst from a man: wanna fuck?

Best from a woman: wanna fuck?"

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

While staring at my my tits told a lad "my face is up here" he replied " I've made my choice and sticking to it! "

Worked still with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst I ever witnessed, me and my bro at a night spot..... I'm chatting up a tastey little number whilst he was on the prowl.

He showed up then spurted out to the lady "fancy a threesome?"

She looked us up and down and said as confident as fuck "yeah ok"

Pints downed and off we went back to my place, never ever have I had to hold the giggles in so much !

Good and funny memories

Did she get "double lady points" for shagging brothers?

Did you HI5 as you spit roasted her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst I ever witnessed, me and my bro at a night spot..... I'm chatting up a tastey little number whilst he was on the prowl.

He showed up then spurted out to the lady "fancy a threesome?"

She looked us up and down and said as confident as fuck "yeah ok"

Pints downed and off we went back to my place, never ever have I had to hold the giggles in so much !

Good and funny memories

Did she get "double lady points" for shagging brothers?

Did you HI5 as you spit roasted her?

It was very horny but seeing your bro opposite was too amusing for words. I'm laughing now as I type remembering it pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worse one was

Fancy going half's on a bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My worse one was

Fancy going half's on a bastard

What a lucky bastard

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By *P2903Couple
over a year ago

Rotherham

Worse one: is that a rip in your tights or a ladder to heaven?

Best one: bet you 10p I can wobble your boobs without touching them. I said sure, he wobbled them with his hands passed me 10p and said worth it. Still makes me laugh to this day and totally worked.

-K

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By *eanutButterJellyTime OP Couple
over a year ago

the middle of the world

"My worse one was

Fancy going half's on a bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worse one: is that a rip in your tights or a ladder to heaven?

Best one: bet you 10p I can wobble your boobs without touching them. I said sure, he wobbled them with his hands passed me 10p and said worth it. Still makes me laugh to this day and totally worked.

-K"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My worse one was

Fancy going half's on a bastard

Terrible that..Should of smacked him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst - heard a bloke shout out to some girl who was walking in front of them on a Satutday night in town - "Hey love ! Do you want some fries to go with that shake ?" ( she did have a very naughty wiggle )

Best - Is your Dad a traffic warden? ...No why? ... Because you've got FINE written all over you

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By *hooter McGavinMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Do you fancy a fuck............no.............well do you mind laying there while I have one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I buy you a cup cake !

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Worse one: is that a rip in your tights or a ladder to heaven?

Best one: bet you 10p I can wobble your boobs without touching them. I said sure, he wobbled them with his hands passed me 10p and said worth it. Still makes me laugh to this day and totally worked.

-K"

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smell this tissue does it smell of rohipnol?

You remimd me of my big toe...as I am going to bang you against my furniture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smell this tissue does it smell of rohipnol?

You remimd me of my big toe...as I am going to bang you against my furniture."

Both fucking hilarious

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