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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Am I the only one that gets seriously turned on by a woman breaking wind especially during sex ?

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By *ivnwcplCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

"Am I the only one that gets seriously turned on by a woman breaking wind especially during sex ?"

apparently yes

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

doesn't put me off per se, but not a turn on really

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I the only one that gets seriously turned on by a woman breaking wind especially during sex ?

apparently yes

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Bummer !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bum farts ot fanny farts?.lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bum farts ot fanny farts?.lol"
Both tbh but preferably bum x

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By *ivnwcplCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

"Am I the only one that gets seriously turned on by a woman breaking wind especially during sex ?

apparently yes

Bummer !

That would only make it worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bum farts ot fanny farts?.lol Both tbh but preferably bum x"

They sometimes smell the same tbf

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

"Am I the only one that gets seriously turned on by a woman breaking wind especially during sex ?"

I would guess you are one of a kind! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bum farts ot fanny farts?.lol Both tbh but preferably bum x

They sometimes smell the same tbf"
Not really into the smell tbh pmsl just the erotic sound

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I the only one that gets seriously turned on by a woman breaking wind especially during sex ?

I would guess you are one of a kind! Lol

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Broke the mould when I was born some might say that was a good thing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I the only one that gets seriously turned on by a woman breaking wind especially during sex ?

I would guess you are one of a kind! Lol

Broke the mould when I was born some might say that was a good thing lol"

Thank you I felt quite grumpy today but you have made me laugh not sure about the bum burps tho pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I the only one that gets seriously turned on by a woman breaking wind especially during sex ?

I would guess you are one of a kind! Lol

Broke the mould when I was born some might say that was a good thing lol

Thank you I felt quite grumpy today but you have made me laugh not sure about the bum burps tho pmsl

Well glad I cheered you up now get eating those baked beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I the only one that gets seriously turned on by a woman breaking wind especially during sex ?"

Really?

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells

You need to find yourself a nice vegetarian woman without reservations, we're very windy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I the only one that gets seriously turned on by a woman breaking wind especially during sex ?

I would guess you are one of a kind! Lol

Broke the mould when I was born some might say that was a good thing lo

Thank you I felt quite grumpy today but you have made me laugh not sure about the bum burps tho pmsl

Well glad I cheered you up now get eating those baked beans

How many do u want me to eat lol

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

And yet another day of enlightenment on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a couple of women fart while I was licking them out. Not pleasant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I the only one that gets seriously turned on by a woman breaking wind especially during sex ?

I would guess you are one of a kind! Lol

Broke the mould when I was born some might say that was a good thing lo

Thank you I felt quite grumpy today but you have made me laugh not sure about the bum burps tho pmsl

Well glad I cheered you up now get eating those baked beans

How many do u want me to eat lol"

Can you do a Heinz four pack pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had a couple of women fart while I was licking them out. Not pleasant "

Oh god cum!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You need to find yourself a nice vegetarian woman without reservations, we're very windy."

Sounds like a plan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I the only one that gets seriously turned on by a woman breaking wind especially during sex ?

Really?

Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a couple of women fart while I was licking them out. Not pleasant "

Haha I've just choked on my porridge I've laughed that hard...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a couple of women fart while I was licking them out. Not pleasant

Haha I've just choked on my porridge I've laughed that hard... "

Worse part was it was a couple of days after Xmas so it was some serious sprout farts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a couple of women fart while I was licking them out. Not pleasant

Haha I've just choked on my porridge I've laughed that hard...

Worse part was it was a couple of days after Xmas so it was some serious sprout farts. "

Hahahaha stop your killing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I the only one that gets seriously turned on by a woman breaking wind especially during sex ?

I would guess you are one of a kind! Lol

Broke the mould when I was born some might say that was a good thing lo

Thank you I felt quite grumpy today but you have made me laugh not sure about the bum burps tho pmsl

Well glad I cheered you up now get eating those baked beans

How many do u want me to eat lol

Can you do a Heinz four pack pmsl"

Lol bummer I will try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I the only one that gets seriously turned on by a woman breaking wind especially during sex ?

I would guess you are one of a kind! Lol

Broke the mould when I was born some might say that was a good thing lol

Thank you I felt quite grumpy today but you have made me laugh not sure about the bum burps tho pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yummy, might want a warning that one was on its way (breathes in through mouth, breathes out through mouth)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I the only one that gets seriously turned on by a woman breaking wind especially during sex ?

I would guess you are one of a kind! Lol

Broke the mould when I was born some might say that was a good thing lo

Thank you I felt quite grumpy today but you have made me laugh not sure about the bum burps tho pmsl

Well glad I cheered you up now get eating those baked beans

How many do u want me to eat lol

Can you do a Heinz four pack pmsl

Lol bummer I will try

Ok then call me so I can listen when you start to bubble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I the only one that gets seriously turned on by a woman breaking wind especially during sex ?

I would guess you are one of a kind! Lol

Broke the mould when I was born some might say that was a good thing lo

Thank you I felt quite grumpy today but you have made me laugh not sure about the bum burps tho pmsl

Well glad I cheered you up now get eating those baked beans

How many do u want me to eat lol

Can you do a Heinz four pack pmsl

Lol bummer I will try

Ok then call me so I can listen when you start to bubble

If I ate that many things could get messy lol will call u from the bathroom haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I the only one that gets seriously turned on by a woman breaking wind especially during sex ?

I would guess you are one of a kind! Lol

Broke the mould when I was born some might say that was a good thing lo

Thank you I felt quite grumpy today but you have made me laugh not sure about the bum burps tho pmsl

Well glad I cheered you up now get eating those baked beans

How many do u want me to eat lol

Can you do a Heinz four pack pmsl

Lol bummer I will try

Ok then call me so I can listen when you start to bubble

If I ate that many things could get messy lol will call u from the bathroom haha

Bonus got the Andrex at the ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a couple of women fart while I was licking them out. Not pleasant

Haha I've just choked on my porridge I've laughed that hard...

Worse part was it was a couple of days after Xmas so it was some serious sprout farts.

Hahahaha stop your killing me

I swear you could chew the thing it seriously floated there. I tried not to let it bother me. But with my eyes streaming I couldn't cope.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had a couple of women fart while I was licking them out. Not pleasant

Haha I've just choked on my porridge I've laughed that hard...

Worse part was it was a couple of days after Xmas so it was some serious sprout farts.

Hahahaha stop your killing me

I swear you could chew the thing it seriously floated there. I tried not to let it bother me. But with my eyes streaming I couldn't cope. "

To much info now I am starting to feel sick.

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

well don't lick them on Xmas night or Boxing Day, the stuffing/sprout/turkey combo may kill you. Or you may just get hair like Don King!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That wouldn't be the desired effect I would have planned on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you cope when someone lets go of a balloon they've just blown up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a couple of women fart while I was licking them out. Not pleasant "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do you cope when someone lets go of a balloon they've just blown up?"

I am a huge fan of the whoopee cushion especially in the bedroom and being teased by a gorgeous lady teasing me with one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about bubbling bath farts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I the only one that gets seriously turned on by a woman breaking wind especially during sex ?"

I wouldn't say the only one but I'm guessing your members club would be small

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about bubbling bath farts?

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Yeah I could buy into that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I the only one that gets seriously turned on by a woman breaking wind especially during sex ?

I wouldn't say the only one but I'm guessing your members club would be small

Sadly so it would seem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a couple of women fart while I was licking them out. Not pleasant "

I had a guy fart once while I was rimming him

He just said sorry then expected me to carry on

I just totally killed the mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol Each to their own but ewwwwwwwwwwww.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had a couple of women fart while I was licking them out. Not pleasant

I had a guy fart once while I was rimming him

He just said sorry then expected me to carry on

I just totally killed the mood "

Sorry to hear that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farts are funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I nearly choked as I was laughing so hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farts on hot,packed trains aren't funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Farts on hot,packed trains aren't funny

Nor when you can taste them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a couple of women fart while I was licking them out. Not pleasant

I had a guy fart once while I was rimming him

He just said sorry then expected me to carry on

I just totally killed the mood "

I really hope he hadn't been eating curry!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Farts on hot,packed trains aren't funny

Nor when you can taste them

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I wouldn't want to taste then its just the noise and the fact its unexpected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a couple of women fart while I was licking them out. Not pleasant

I had a guy fart once while I was rimming him

He just said sorry then expected me to carry on

I just totally killed the mood

I really hope he hadn't been eating curry!

No it's OK he didn't follow through

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had a couple of women fart while I was licking them out. Not pleasant

I had a guy fart once while I was rimming him

He just said sorry then expected me to carry on

I just totally killed the mood

I really hope he hadn't been eating curry!

No it's OK he didn't follow through

Thank lord.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a couple of women fart while I was licking them out. Not pleasant

I had a guy fart once while I was rimming him

He just said sorry then expected me to carry on

I just totally killed the mood

I really hope he hadn't been eating curry!

No it's OK he didn't follow through

Thank lord."

That's not another one of your fetishes then?

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By *ofUs4UCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Omg I have laughed till crying with this thread. Fucking class!

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By *ieutenantMan
over a year ago

london

Massive turn on for me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had a couple of women fart while I was licking them out. Not pleasant

I had a guy fart once while I was rimming him

He just said sorry then expected me to carry on

I just totally killed the mood

I really hope he hadn't been eating curry!

No it's OK he didn't follow through

Thank lord.

That's not another one of your fetishes then?

No that's just grim.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Omg I have laughed till crying with this thread. Fucking class!

Aim to please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Massive turn on for me lol"
Thank god, backup has arrived.

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By *appa danMan
over a year ago

wor hoose ;)

maybe you could get a gas mask, that would still let you hear it, but without the unpleasant side effects of the anal emission. maybe the lady would get turned on by the rubber too..... its a win / win. :D lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"maybe you could get a gas mask, that would still let you hear it, but without the unpleasant side effects of the anal emission. maybe the lady would get turned on by the rubber too..... its a win / win. :D lol"

Well its certainly worth considering.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gotta be worth a bump ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what if they smell really bad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did I look

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

And if they 'follow through'?

Still a turn on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby's always complaining about how unladylike I am when it comes to non stop bottom burps. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what if they smell really bad? "
It would turn me off to be honest or I would probably be on the floor laughing x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And if they 'follow through'?

Still a turn on?"
Nope a turn to bathroom to get a shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once seen a porn film called Brazilian fart fetish you will love it. Give it s google

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what if they smell really bad? It would turn me off to be honest or I would probably be on the floor laughing x"

Ok thanks. Was just wondering. :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

worth bringing to the top just for the weekenders, have had some superb pm's so thank you.

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By *omeotherguyMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"worth bringing to the top just for the weekenders, have had some superb pm's so thank you."

That's good news, but I wonder how many of them will follow through??

Bahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"worth bringing to the top just for the weekenders, have had some superb pm's so thank you.

That's good news, but I wonder how many of them will follow through??

Bahahahaha"

hopefully none I think I would vomit tbh

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By *omeotherguyMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"worth bringing to the top just for the weekenders, have had some superb pm's so thank you.

That's good news, but I wonder how many of them will follow through??

Bahahahaha

hopefully none I think I would vomit tbh "

Well it was just a daft double entendre.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"worth bringing to the top just for the weekenders, have had some superb pm's so thank you.

That's good news, but I wonder how many of them will follow through??

Bahahahaha

hopefully none I think I would vomit tbh

Well it was just a daft double entendre."

Very good take a bow

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By *omeotherguyMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"worth bringing to the top just for the weekenders, have had some superb pm's so thank you.

That's good news, but I wonder how many of them will follow through??

Bahahahaha

hopefully none I think I would vomit tbh

Well it was just a daft double entendre.

Very good take a bow"

hahahaha No i'm fine, thanks!

I just thought it needed explaining to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Very kind of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The idea of a fart fetish?

Smells like shit to me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well - it's something that you need to accept in life...

I mean - if you're going to stick your dick up me and then bang away like it's a bicycle pump - well, it's going to have an effect...

If you pump it into me - don't be surprised when it has to come back out...!!!

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"I've had a couple of women fart while I was licking them out. Not pleasant "

Did it to my ex while she was down there..was so relaxed and poof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paul and I have been together for over 11 years and even now I wouldn't dare fart infront of him!! I think I must have done so,maybe 3 times since we've been together and I know he didnt find it sexy!!

Sasha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well - it's something that you need to accept in life...

I mean - if you're going to stick your dick up me and then bang away like it's a bicycle pump - well, it's going to have an effect...

If you pump it into me - don't be surprised when it has to come back out...!!!

Banging it like a bicycle pump..

Classic...

I haven stopped laughing since I read the pm's title..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You're all to kind nice to bring some happiness to everyone that's tea it. I think its a kink I've had for a long time not sure how many other women would buy into it, I suppose they would need to enjoy it to otherwise it wouldn't really work

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