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The things I don't like seeing on profiles...

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Phone number.

Hotmail address.

Photos which are 90% playmate and 10% (or less) of the profile owner... and no the percentages are just an example, they are not a fixed precise measure.

"I'll fill this in later".

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By *eizvollWoman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)


"Phone number.

Hotmail address.

Photos which are 90% playmate and 10% (or less) of the profile owner... and no the percentages are just an example, they are not a fixed precise measure.

"I'll fill this in later"."

Seeing as you started the thread - didn't you ought to 'fill it in now'???

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

'new here, just looking' - on profiles over a year old

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My own pics

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

cock pictures.....only cock pictures

Inane drivel bout love any type- total bollox

i dont bite, well only if you want me to

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Photos of my mum

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

No timewasters

Genuine people only

This site is shit do people actually meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pix of only one half of a couple

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.oops that us!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

lets not forget the immortal words...

"i can lick fanny for hours" Polos personal favourite i know

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

If you want to know anything just ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a nine inch tongue and i can breathe through my ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pruff...professs....proofesh...prefeshon....CLASSY

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

toungue

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Out of interest, why do people put 'professional' on their profile? I couldn't care less what they do for a living!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Out of interest, why do people put 'professional' on their profile? I couldn't care less what they do for a living!"

Some people do care... that's all you need to know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out of interest, why do people put 'professional' on their profile? I couldn't care less what they do for a living!

Some people do care... that's all you need to know."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i notice alot of 'not meeting single guys , ' then all the verifications and friends are single guys , confusing.com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i notice alot of 'not meeting single guys , ' then all the verifications and friends are single guys , confusing.com"

Or a way of the person in question vetting who they get messages from and choosing who they want to talk to rather than getting spammed by us spam heads...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and as for the topic...those squiggly things above the pictures, think they're words but I scroll down to quick to see them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't bite - unless you ask me"

Bleauugggggh sick

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How wonderful they think they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.Phone numbers as that shows how desperate they are.

2. Cock shots

3. Open ass shots

4. Men in scraggy underpants

5. Women with pubes

6. Men saying how big there cock is as if thats gonna sway it.

7. Barebackers or those saying they are allergic to condoms

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

Profiles that ask ' must be able to hold a conversation' such an overworked cliche!!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"Photos of my mum "

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By *HAGADELICCouple
over a year ago

south london

"the usual no-nos"

" we are by no means hardened swingers"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

. 'looking for like minded people'

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. 'good looking...or so i'm told lol'

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. 'lol'

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. 'guarenteed'

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. nothing at all

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

hfdn3ifnwlldkdpwquei

or similar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

quite agree with you on that does/nt make them any better in bed

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By *-and-KCouple
over a year ago

Back of Beyond

Year+ old profiles with still no details added, no verifications from meets, and a friends list of 200+ names. Then no photo's of their own, either public or private.

Then they want to add you as a friend so they can see your private pics.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

'anyone got a cure for herpes'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

negative profiles that go on and on and on about what they dont like..... so boring, also ones with over 20 pics of the females and not one of the guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out of interest, why do people put 'professional' on their profile? I couldn't care less what they do for a living!"

Yeah.......but they care about what you do for a living! R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worse thing for me to find on a profile is that there is nothing really there.

Katie.

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

[Removed by poster at 08/12/10 19:59:43]

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

'ditto' to pretty well all stated above - in particular the year plus members with no verifys, no pics, numerous friends & bugger all in the way of a profile that invite you as a friend though you are both located 200+ miles apart

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"pix of only one half of a couple

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.oops that us! "

oops - us too!

and definitely pics on a single guy's profile where you get to see just his cock and virtually everything of his playmate

ooh - and profiles with 1 line and no pics at all, not even for friends - nothing to attract anyone's interest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. ' I don't suffer fools gladly' ( sure fire indicator that this person IS the fool )

2. 'Don't bother me'

3. Rudeness - e.g you can p off , you can f off etc

4. Offers of massage

5. Can make ladies squirt, come etc

6. Wife wants to try her first female

7. Suggesting men should pay for shared things like food or accomodation

8. 'Im shy but ...........

9. 'Really love older women'

10 ' Been here before but had to delete my profile due to nutters'

11. Is everyone here a timewaster ?

12. Married and cheating but honest.

Tons more ... but hey ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attractive,

Sexy,

Good standard of living,

Looks unimportant,

The usual No, No's!

Lot's of separate body parts (cleavage,legs,bum,more cleavage) on pics but no full body shot.

Woman only pics on couple profile.

Pics of the guy in footy shirt with a can/bottle in hand.

XXXX

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By *laphe1Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

spot on,especially if you are on cam and you look to see who is watching you only to find everything blank

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By *evnsueCouple
over a year ago

hull

Oh yes and forgot 2 pics clearly of porn film taken with webcam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics of mens cocks being measured against

1. Yellow pages

2. Sky remote control

3. Measuring tape

4. Can of beer

And I've seen all this on profiles

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By *laphe1Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

I find it irratating that blokes posing as couples are sending me private messages or watching on cam pretending to be a couple then when you turn on their cam you find an owd bloke jacking off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles with more than 25 words

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

"do not contact us unless you have face pics visible on your profile" .... on profiles with no pics at all/only body pics of the woman

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

mr is str8 10000000% str8

mrs is str8 but will play with females...means she will lie back and allow bi fem to lick lol.

spells desperate and wifie doing sumit he bloody wouldn't.

if you str8, you are str8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ones saying was on here before with loads of verfication but had to delete or the fab deleted it

then a list of who had verifed them!! Saw that one today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

strange how it is predominately women om this thread !!!!

wonders if there is anything in that !!!!!lol

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

My profile write-up... on someone else's profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cannot accommodate without a reason.

Only cock pics.

Close up pussy pics.

Any sense of neediness or desparation.

Pushiness.

Overt authoritarianism.

Me me me ...

etc...

... flame-proof suit on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very happily married secure couple.

Very attractive couple.

Just out of a boring relationship.

Married but honest.

Will always turn up.

As long as woman happy I'm happy.

Don't bite: unless you ask lol!

Straight...but all friends and verifications from tv/ts

Can't accommodate/travel

SAFE SEX ONLY but 101 pics of bare cock shunting in and out of different pussies.

People on this site are ignorant! It only takes a second to say "no thanks".

Men in football shirts and a pint in their hand.

Close up open fanny shots.

Cock pics with cum dripping from it.

Cock shots with Sky remotes/Lynx cans.

No bunny boilers.

No timewasters.

18-99

Phone numbers.

Email addresses.

Gym junkies!

Just a few things!

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"Very happily married secure

Men in football shirts and a pint in their hand.

"

whats wrong with men in football shirts??

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Women who ask men to wine and dine them......too much like payment for services rendered to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Very happily married secure

Men in football shirts and a pint in their hand.

whats wrong with men in football shirts??"

"Very happily secured married couple" is usually mentioned in every sentence: who are they trying to convince?!!

The football shirt wearing, beer swigging (usually two go together) look not for me! Probably got a rolled up copy of the Sun in his back pocket!!

Not that I'm generalising like...nuch!!!

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"Women who ask men to wine and dine them......too much like payment for services rendered to me."

Lol... I had a female buddy last year - there was this single female that wanted to meet her, but also expected my buddy to bring her flowers and treat her.. the same way she expected the guys to.

Lets just say the only reason she met one of the guys she did was cause he bought her tickets to erotica. for hotel meets she doesn't do travel lodge as she prefers The Ritz (bearing in mind hotel meet will be only after 3rd time meeting socially, and the guy if lucky may get to give her oral... maybe down the line she gets to give him oral..if he's lucky) ... talk about a piss take.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Blar blar blah blah blar boring blah boring blah. I have a great sense of humour. Blar boring blah boring blar blar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds more like a date lol

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"Blar blar blah blah blar boring blah boring blah. I have a great sense of humour. Blar boring blah boring blar blar."

You've managed to reduce my entire profile down to 20 words!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not into weird stuff like animals or scat

Doesn't that go without saying without putting it on your profile

Vile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women who ask men to wine and dine them......too much like payment for services rendered to me."

Absolutely Totally agree with this one Jane.

There can be exceptions but if both are working then surely there is no need for one to foot the bill. I can't think that it could be anything else except payment for services.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Women who ask men to wine and dine them......too much like payment for services rendered to me.

Absolutely Totally agree with this one Jane.

There can be exceptions but if both are working then surely there is no need for one to foot the bill. I can't think that it could be anything else except payment for services. "

I think some women do believe because the money doesn't pause in their purse between the punter's (oops, I meant meet's) wallet and the shop keeper's till, it doesn't count.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a nine inch tongue and i can breathe through my ears"

lol a friend of mine has that on his but it is an excellent profile (i think one of the best i've read). Oh and the tongue maybe not quite that long but he CAN breathe through his ears

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By *ooseLipsWoman
over a year ago

Durham-ish

No pic on profile due to my 'high profile job'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over long profiles with a huge list of must haves - for gods sake talk to people, dont write War and Peace.

"Playing" pictures and nothing else, no pics of the couple just the play

I only have pics of me on our public page, conceited yeah, but lets face it, its my boobs that attracts not his and he is not a posing for pics kind of guy, we do have pics of him though, they go to those we are interested in playing with.

Course language

other than that, the cliches I dont mind, its hard to think of anything original to say on a profile sometimes, we believe in messaging and talking to people. I can get a good measure of someone from their messages

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

good looking or so I am told "

Often makes me wish I worked in sales.. it must be a dream finding someone that gullible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pics of mens cocks being measured against

1. Yellow pages

2. Sky remote control

3. Measuring tape

4. Can of beer

And I've seen all this on profiles

"

and aerosol cans!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Can send you a picture on msn....why the fuck cant ya put one on here then ya twonk!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Pics of mens cocks taken while sitting on the toilet with their trousers and pants round their ankles

class!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And seeing toilet roll hanging from their ass!!

Only joking lol

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I did see one of those over the toilet angled cock shots once..... and the toilet hadn't been flushed... nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im straight but play bi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did see one of those over the toilet angled cock shots once..... and the toilet hadn't been flushed... nice!"

I won't ask cos there's always sweetcorn

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

lolololololololololol...not sure why but it annoys me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife knows I'm here , yeah really?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Very happily married secure couple.

Very attractive couple.

Just out of a boring relationship.

Married but honest.

Will always turn up.

As long as woman happy I'm happy.

Don't bite: unless you ask lol!

Straight...but all friends and verifications from tv/ts

Can't accommodate/travel

SAFE SEX ONLY but 101 pics of bare cock shunting in and out of different pussies.

People on this site are ignorant! It only takes a second to say "no thanks".

Men in football shirts and a pint in their hand.

Close up open fanny shots.

Cock pics with cum dripping from it.

Cock shots with Sky remotes/Lynx cans.

No bunny boilers.

No timewasters.

18-99

Phone numbers.

Email addresses.

Gym junkies!

Just a few things! "
wife isnt playing at the moment,only me

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Oh yeah......... that picture of a naked woman's body made by typing 0's and l's or whatever.

1 - it's not even like you were clever enought to create it yourself!

2 - what a fucking waste of space!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples profile written in first person singular with pics of only one person, yet profile owners express annoyance at the number of people that don't send messages addressed to both of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all mail answered.aye right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pics of mens cocks being measured against

1. Yellow pages

2. Sky remote control

3. Measuring tape

4. Can of beer

And I've seen all this on profiles

and aerosol cans!!! "

Think you may have misspelled 'aerosol' lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i notice alot of 'not meeting single guys , ' then all the verifications and friends are single guys , confusing.com"

cock pics if thats all they are

i end up just looking at the profile with one eye open

no pun there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i notice alot of 'not meeting single guys , ' then all the verifications and friends are single guys , confusing.com"

cock pics if thats all they are

i end up just looking at the profile with one eye open

no pun there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i notice alot of 'not meeting single guys , ' then all the verifications and friends are single guys , confusing.com"

cock pics if thats all they are

i end up just looking at the profile with one eye open

no pun there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for someone to teach me....."

Fook me. Be getting inspected by OFSTED next. And [seen this one recently];

"Finally persuaded my wife to try swinging"

That's got disaster written all over it!!!

By the way our profile is 'War & Peace'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what peeves me is only black only white !! im half scillan english an a bit dutch have a year tan im not black white or asian lolshould i put that on profile !!btw any half english dutch scillan girls out there message me !

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"what peeves me is only black only white !! im half scillan english an a bit dutch have a year tan im not black white or asian lolshould i put that on profile !!btw any half english dutch scillan girls out there message me !"
go fer it...life is like a box of chocolates

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"go fer it...life is like a box of chocolates "

Fat people finish it first...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ann Widdicombe

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

At least its been proved that all of us that have posted on this thread DO actually read profiles

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Txt tlk...

Lazy talk...cum wiv 4one etc..

Pictures of rooms that look like they have been burgled

Gaping bumoles..

Flash cars...is that meant to impress?..flash car = big cock and loads of money and good morals.

Profiles that feature 'dont and 'wont' all the way through them...saw one a while back...'dont send messages, dont wink, dont bother if you aint got face pix, no one under 34 or over 36

no blacks, fat people, posers, no smokers, not interested in meets, no msm, not into phone sex, no single males, no married guys, no bi or gay, no asians, etc etc...

And among all that...'happy go lucky couple'

Must just add while I remember...slightly off topic...on cam...people eating! stuffing their faces...pizzas, soup, full dinners...why?????????????

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

Profiles which only have a legal disclaimer aimed at Sydney University and nothing else !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I dont like to see pants pulled down and you can see inside the crotch area - Im not keen on that

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I like war and peace!

I don't like bareback pics on single bloke profiles and then reading the safe sex bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like any profile with photographs. What's all that about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like war and peace!

I don't like bareback pics on single bloke profiles and then reading the safe sex bit.

"

Thank you _irtygirl Your profile is superb and brilliantly written by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mean "without" Granny?

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By *HAGADELICCouple
over a year ago

south london

" A sense of humour is essential"

too often this means " I/we are very irritating and if you don't have the same sense of humour as me/us then tough"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I dont like to see pants pulled down and you can see inside the crotch area - Im not keen on that "

I have no idea why but I'm sat here giggling like a schoolgirl at this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, I dont read them anyway, only look at the pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i didnt think people got anyway with posting email addresses on profiles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll try anything once, twice if i like it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

interesting, why was my last post removed, mmmmm???

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"interesting, why was my last post removed, mmmmm???"

Probably because it was that fantastic and amazing admin didn't want everyone else getting depressed at the though of having to post after it so they gave everyone a break and removed it.

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over a year ago


"interesting, why was my last post removed, mmmmm???

Probably because it was that fantastic and amazing admin didn't want everyone else getting depressed at the though of having to post after it so they gave everyone a break and removed it."

Ah of course, thanks for the help

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"interesting, why was my last post removed, mmmmm???

Probably because it was that fantastic and amazing admin didn't want everyone else getting depressed at the though of having to post after it so they gave everyone a break and removed it.

Ah of course, thanks for the help "

I though someone should put an end to your bewilderment and the possibility of a long night of insomnia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The line

I'm willing to try anything once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"interesting, why was my last post removed, mmmmm???

Probably because it was that fantastic and amazing admin didn't want everyone else getting depressed at the though of having to post after it so they gave everyone a break and removed it.

Ah of course, thanks for the help

I though someone should put an end to your bewilderment and the possibility of a long night of insomnia."

Thanks again, most helpfull

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"interesting, why was my last post removed, mmmmm???

Probably because it was that fantastic and amazing admin didn't want everyone else getting depressed at the though of having to post after it so they gave everyone a break and removed it.

Ah of course, thanks for the help

I though someone should put an end to your bewilderment and the possibility of a long night of insomnia.

Thanks again, most helpfull "

You're really into thanking people aren't you. Well its not a problem i hate to see someone confused on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"interesting, why was my last post removed, mmmmm???

Probably because it was that fantastic and amazing admin didn't want everyone else getting depressed at the though of having to post after it so they gave everyone a break and removed it.

Ah of course, thanks for the help

I though someone should put an end to your bewilderment and the possibility of a long night of insomnia.

Thanks again, most helpfull

You're really into thanking people aren't you. Well its not a problem i hate to see someone confused on here."

No worries, I appreciate your help. Confusion pften clouds my judgement on here, and its allways nice to have a helpfull and guiding hand in such matters.

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"interesting, why was my last post removed, mmmmm???

Probably because it was that fantastic and amazing admin didn't want everyone else getting depressed at the though of having to post after it so they gave everyone a break and removed it.

Ah of course, thanks for the help

I though someone should put an end to your bewilderment and the possibility of a long night of insomnia.

Thanks again, most helpfull

You're really into thanking people aren't you. Well its not a problem i hate to see someone confused on here.

No worries, I appreciate your help. Confusion pften clouds my judgement on here, and its allways nice to have a helpfull and guiding hand in such matters."

Never a problem sonny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"interesting, why was my last post removed, mmmmm???

Probably because it was that fantastic and amazing admin didn't want everyone else getting depressed at the though of having to post after it so they gave everyone a break and removed it.

Ah of course, thanks for the help

I though someone should put an end to your bewilderment and the possibility of a long night of insomnia.

Thanks again, most helpfull

You're really into thanking people aren't you. Well its not a problem i hate to see someone confused on here.

No worries, I appreciate your help. Confusion pften clouds my judgement on here, and its allways nice to have a helpfull and guiding hand in such matters.

Never a problem sonny."

Its my pleasure gramps

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"interesting, why was my last post removed, mmmmm???

Probably because it was that fantastic and amazing admin didn't want everyone else getting depressed at the though of having to post after it so they gave everyone a break and removed it.

Ah of course, thanks for the help

I though someone should put an end to your bewilderment and the possibility of a long night of insomnia.

Thanks again, most helpfull

You're really into thanking people aren't you. Well its not a problem i hate to see someone confused on here.

No worries, I appreciate your help. Confusion pften clouds my judgement on here, and its allways nice to have a helpfull and guiding hand in such matters.

Never a problem sonny.

Its my pleasure gramps "

Dad you mean! Say hello to your mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"interesting, why was my last post removed, mmmmm???

Probably because it was that fantastic and amazing admin didn't want everyone else getting depressed at the though of having to post after it so they gave everyone a break and removed it.

Ah of course, thanks for the help

I though someone should put an end to your bewilderment and the possibility of a long night of insomnia.

Thanks again, most helpfull

You're really into thanking people aren't you. Well its not a problem i hate to see someone confused on here.

No worries, I appreciate your help. Confusion pften clouds my judgement on here, and its allways nice to have a helpfull and guiding hand in such matters.

Never a problem sonny.

Its my pleasure gramps

Dad you mean! Say hello to your mum."

Opps, yeah soz, i missed a generation in all my confusion.

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"cock pictures.....only cock pictures

"

I beleive the technical term is a "cock forest"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pics taken in bathrooms where you can see the toilet roll and the paper goes 'under'

not 'over'..how common

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Any legal disclaimer, or nonsense version thereof.

Fully capitalised profiles.

Out of date info "away until Xmas" still showing in Jan.

Not being able to figure out which half of a couple is the slim bi non-smoker and which is the large straight smoker.

People who define themselves entirely around their job (usually applies to those in uniform of some sort).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa hats on cocks xx

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Phone number.

Hotmail address.

Photos which are 90% playmate and 10% (or less) of the profile owner... and no the percentages are just an example, they are not a fixed precise measure.

"I'll fill this in later"."

'Single male' ?

..and if your going to be that picky on the pics I need EXACT figures to work on!!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Pics of mens cocks being measured against

1. Yellow pages

2. Sky remote control

3. Measuring tape

4. Can of beer

And I've seen all this on profiles

"

Would a Buzz Lightyear figure be acceptable perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Santa hats on cocks xx "

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Santa hats on cocks xx

"

Cocks on Santa's hat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

single men with pics of women on their profiles

Text. chav talk

Negative profiles, like people who moan noones genuine, and how many time wsters there are in big caps

BBWs who make a big song and dance about the fact they big and tell you to 'jog on' if its not for you, its just not needed saying your a BBW and having pics is enough you dont need to justify yourself afrer

profiles who have in big caps several times NO SINGLE MEN

Empty profiles, even more so if they messaage you and when you look theres no info about them at all

i could go on lol

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Santa hats on cocks xx "

Oh, God, people don't do that, do they? How tacky....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get fed up of people who don't update profiles. When you get "relatively new" on a profile more than a year old just makes me think they don't make an effort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get fed up of people who don't update profiles. When you get "relatively new" on a profile more than a year old just makes me think they don't make an effort."

oh and couple profiles who arnt couples anymore but they just havnt updated it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pics of mens cocks being measured against

1. Yellow pages

2. Sky remote control

3. Measuring tape

4. Can of beer

And I've seen all this on profiles

"

I'm thinking of inventing a sky remote thats onl 2 inches long. It'll be fuck all use for actually controlling your satellite network unless you own a performing flea that can jump onto the correct button at your command, but it'll make everyone who takes a picture of their old chap next to it look like King Dong. I'm rubbing my hands together at the thought of all the readies rolling in.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yellow theeth .......... lots of hair around the privets .... pics so far away you cant see them ...... loads of feedback from same people....... just some i will think of more i am sure. x jo

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By *iteskinMan
over a year ago

Cardiff/Newport/Bristol/M4

soft swing,not into black guys, the list could go on and on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long profiles

Contradictory profiles

Arrogant profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL!!! Saw a profile the other day where the couple said they were not into black guys but she was enjoying a few black guys in pictures in their gallery???!!!!!

It makes me cringe when I read a blokes profile reads something along the lines of...

I'm stuck in a sexless marriage/relationship (get out of it then).

Not bothered about age/size I love all women (smacks desperation).

We only do bareback as we allergic to latex (go buy some latex free ones).

And this is going to sound a bit harsh, but here goes....

I am a widower and looking for someone to cheer up (sorry, having sex with someone out of sympathy is so unsexy) ....we had mail a few weeks back begging for Miss B to meet a guy because he had lost is wife 10 years ago!!! How awkward did this make us feel? We felt a bit sorry for him and then we realised he hadn't bothered reading through our profile at all. Age restrictions are easy to find - he was 11 years older than max age!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think from all the comments we all have standards on here but you always get the odd few that make you feel yuk!

Saw one the other day,father and son team,

yes you read right,father and son. Might be some peoples idea of fun but ain't mine,but it was the pics that did make me laugh,both standing there with their cocks out,proud has punch!! Must be so proud of his son

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

One's which make you think they are prettier than their message full face pictures actually portray

Then you are stuck in the dilemma of how to say no nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well lots don't take rejection well,so just delete,unless they have been really polite,then its a no thanks,but they always come back at you and say,whats wrong with me?

Then I do say well whats right with you x

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth


"I think from all the comments we all have standards on here but you always get the odd few that make you feel yuk!

Saw one the other day,father and son team,

yes you read right,father and son. Might be some peoples idea of fun but ain't mine,but it was the pics that did make me laugh,both standing there with their cocks out,proud has punch!! Must be so proud of his son"

that's.... yuck.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth


"My wife knows I'm here , yeah really?????"

She does, she really does. And so does her lawyer. And anyone else in the court on that day.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Won`t meet smokers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what i really hate to see is women on here who think that because they female they call all the shots

You read some womens profiles and they expect men to do and provide everything, men do the traveling, men pick them up, men pay for hotels, men pay for clubs, to be taken out for a meal and the expence of the man of course and what pisses me off is some men are daft enough to still mail them

Sex is a two way thing so any costs should be split two ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my pics are 100%off me!!!! why would anyone use other pics??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

very true comment!! this site is about getting knock backs We all dont appeal to everyone ,, SO a no thank you should be enough with out the ((Whats wrong with me quote)!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what i really hate to see is women on here who think that because they female they call all the shots

You read some womens profiles and they expect men to do and provide everything, men do the traveling, men pick them up, men pay for hotels, men pay for clubs, to be taken out for a meal and the expence of the man of course and what pisses me off is some men are daft enough to still mail them

Sex is a two way thing so any costs should be split two ways"

I like you already

oneplus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what i really hate to see is women on here who think that because they female they call all the shots

You read some womens profiles and they expect men to do and provide everything, men do the traveling, men pick them up, men pay for hotels, men pay for clubs, to be taken out for a meal and the expence of the man of course and what pisses me off is some men are daft enough to still mail them

Sex is a two way thing so any costs should be split two ways

I like you already

oneplus"

lol i dont meet tho, cant afford it

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"what i really hate to see is women on here who think that because they female they call all the shots

You read some womens profiles and they expect men to do and provide everything, men do the traveling, men pick them up, men pay for hotels, men pay for clubs, to be taken out for a meal and the expence of the man of course and what pisses me off is some men are daft enough to still mail them

Sex is a two way thing so any costs should be split two ways"

Well said! xxx

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I hate seeing photos of cheese manufacture on profiles or for that matter any sort of dairy produce I just don't feel this site is the right place for it.

I do like those pictures where you are in the foreground and there is a person far away in the background and you place your fingers like you're pinching a tiny person's head. Hehehehehe they are my favourite.

Although I haven't seen any on this site unfortunately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The words "jog on" or "hehe"

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By *hickdick26Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I find reading quotes on people's profile's very exhausting and off putting...

''Shes is blind but she can see. She has legs but she has no legs, she is a woman, but she is a monkey...she is what she is.... Vladmir Putin 1942''

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the quotes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pics of mens cocks being measured against

1. Yellow pages

2. Sky remote control

3. Measuring tape

4. Can of beer

And I've seen all this on profiles

I'm thinking of inventing a sky remote thats onl 2 inches long. It'll be fuck all use for actually controlling your satellite network unless you own a performing flea that can jump onto the correct button at your command, but it'll make everyone who takes a picture of their old chap next to it look like King Dong. I'm rubbing my hands together at the thought of all the readies rolling in..... "

Lol, iam going to use a mini size mars bar when I take my new pics and claim its a king size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the quotes "

I can tell judging by your headline.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was a great man

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

No picture of the husband...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pics of mens cocks being measured against

1. Yellow pages

2. Sky remote control

3. Measuring tape

4. Can of beer

And I've seen all this on profiles

"

5. can of deodorant (witnessed myself this week )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pics of mens cocks being measured against

1. Yellow pages

2. Sky remote control

3. Measuring tape

4. Can of beer

And I've seen all this on profiles

5. can of deodorant (witnessed myself this week )"

Cans of Lynx are popular with the guys lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I dont like to see pants pulled down and you can see inside the crotch area - Im not keen on that

I have no idea why but I'm sat here giggling like a schoolgirl at this! "

Well you and me both, I did a yuk face, nodded in agreement and laughed all at the same time

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By *WLondonMixMan
over a year ago

Willsden/DollisHill

It is a shame that some expect this, however some of us were raised right to be a gentlemen no matter the situation, however if the gesture is not appreciated or is Expected it can be a right downer. However the whole calling the shots part is a major turn off on a profile.

With few people commenting on those that put ' no black or asian' or ' no bbw', it is there prerogative and must cut down on messages slightly. As if I see 'no colour' slim or anything that may apply to me on a profile I do avoid messaging them.

-One liner or word profiles

-Close up private shots with hole bigger than moby dicks mouth... Imagination is half the fun and attraction

- description which is a contradiction to the pics

- ones that drag on ( partly like mine but I am not trying to attract myself

- no single men but profile preference sayin "single men' (m) .. Makes searching bit tedious ..

Also profiles that are too negative or depressing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you mean "without" Granny?"

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you mean "without" Granny?

No "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any legal disclaimer, or nonsense version thereof.

Fully capitalised profiles.

Out of date info "away until Xmas" still showing in Jan.

Not being able to figure out which half of a couple is the slim bi non-smoker and which is the large straight smoker.

People who define themselves entirely around their job (usually applies to those in uniform of some sort)."

Sorry ...... I've stopped that since the chip fat sprayed my nice Golden M logo xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Profile pics with carrier bags of rubbish hanging of the bed post or wardrobe door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what i really hate to see is women on here who think that because they female they call all the shots

You read some womens profiles and they expect men to do and provide everything, men do the traveling, men pick them up, men pay for hotels, men pay for clubs, to be taken out for a meal and the expence of the man of course and what pisses me off is some men are daft enough to still mail them

Sex is a two way thing so any costs should be split two ways"

Might be cheaper to get a PAYG woman in that case and it will definitely be NSA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't like pictures of people other than the profile owner, but thats us.

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Profiles that go on endlessly that a person *must* have this, *must* do that, *must* have the other, & so on, have a sworn statement from Henri Cartier-breson that their pic is them, and a signed affidavit from god that they are good in the sack!!!

Mind you, mine is cr*p so I cant really complain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im straight but play bi"

And im looking to meet tv/ts but not bi whats all that about lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pics of mens cocks being measured against

1. Yellow pages

2. Sky remote control

3. Measuring tape

4. Can of beer

And I've seen all this on profiles

5. can of deodorant (witnessed myself this week )

Cans of Lynx are popular with the guys lol"

And even video tapes there only 7 and half inch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pics of mens cocks being measured against

1. Yellow pages

2. Sky remote control

3. Measuring tape

4. Can of beer

And I've seen all this on profiles

5. can of deodorant (witnessed myself this week )

Cans of Lynx are popular with the guys lol

And even video tapes there only 7 and half inch "

Forgot to add to the list a banana and a cucumber,I was like wow,then thought that would kill me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of all these things mentioned I quite like - cheesy corny quotes, the cliches, etc etc, makes me laugh

My profile's bloody rubbish, its not been updated for a little while. Someone did put that they hated having new to swinging on a profile when its clear they've been swinging a while - that really made me laugh - cos that is totally us. Weve been swinging a year and still got new on it. Lazy - yes, trying to make people think that we're purer that we actually are - hell yes lol

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"im straight but play bi

And im looking to meet tv/ts but not bi whats all that about lol "

One word "Desperate". lol

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"what i really hate to see is women on here who think that because they female they call all the shots

You read some womens profiles and they expect men to do and provide everything, men do the traveling, men pick them up, men pay for hotels, men pay for clubs, to be taken out for a meal and the expence of the man of course and what pisses me off is some men are daft enough to still mail them

Sex is a two way thing so any costs should be split two ways"

Actually, some women do think they're fulfilling their end, sadly they don't understand/accept that a monetary exchange by one party for sexual favours from a second party is still classed as a form of prostitution in most societies.. but maybe that's just my interpretation.

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By *y_funcoupleCouple
over a year ago

SHEFFIELD

I wonder after reading this thread how many of us are going to update our profile....................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Photos of my mum "

even on her own profile? surely she's allowed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder after reading this thread how many of us are going to update our profile....................

"

Definitely not, im gonna keep every sad and desperate word of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What annoys me is the use of the word Fem. I want the fem to do ...., I like my fems to be........ stop saying that, say woman for gods sake!!!!!!

and stop messaging and calling me a fem too. Stop saying the fem's pics are nice, say my name !!!!!!!!

Not that im annoyed by it at all

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Preferences that are rude about peoples features like 'no fatties or oompa loompas'..

Doesnt exactly help my confidence taking this further.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'No blacks or asian'

'No single guys'

Use of the word 'slut'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'No blacks or asian'

'No single guys'

Use of the word 'slut'

"

humm sorry but i cant see anything wrong with people specifying what they are looking for, surely its better to put on your profile if you want to meet certain colours rather than you wasting you time mailing them and for them saying no to you?

ive seen loads of profiles where women are just after black guys, so works both ways

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over a year ago


"'No blacks or asian'

'No single guys'

Use of the word 'slut'

humm sorry but i cant see anything wrong with people specifying what they are looking for, surely its better to put on your profile if you want to meet certain colours rather than you wasting you time mailing them and for them saying no to you?

ive seen loads of profiles where women are just after black guys, so works both ways "

That does not mean its my preference . Not what I like to see on a profile and that is what the OP's question is .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Preferences that are rude about peoples features like 'no fatties or oompa loompas'..

Doesnt exactly help my confidence taking this further."

Lolol. Sorry but the words 'oompa loompas' always makes us giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'oompa loompas' are they characters in and the chocolate factory ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A huge almost never ending, aggressive sounding, list of 'Dont contact me if'...'I dont suffer fools'...'No face pic no chat' when low and behold, THEY don't have a face pic, 'you will be blocked...if' also foul language, etc. etc. You can almost hear the jackboots marching up the driveway, lol.

It leaves you feeling almost traumatised.

P.S. no offence intended to ladies who like wearing jackboots for sexual gratification.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'No blacks or asian'

'No single guys'

Use of the word 'slut'

humm sorry but i cant see anything wrong with people specifying what they are looking for, surely its better to put on your profile if you want to meet certain colours rather than you wasting you time mailing them and for them saying no to you?

ive seen loads of profiles where women are just after black guys, so works both ways

That does not mean its my preference . Not what I like to see on a profile and that is what the OP's question is .

"

I actually specify just that...No Blacks or Asians but still get msgs from guys who don't read that. Each to their own in this game though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Photos of my mum "

Taken down now. Soz.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Yeah, those pics just waste space and attention: surely they can't do more than put people off.

Otherwise -

as many others state, worst:

* old profiles, no info

msn photos and msn preference for next steps

* A 'killer' photo: you'd been interested, then 1 photo absolutely kills all chances, though others look ok

* Poor spelling, even though the person is highly educated/professional etc etc

- apologies to dyslexics out there

* Boasts and boring waffle, saying nothing

* No town/city listed: this does happen!

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?


"Yeah, those pics just waste space and attention: surely they can't do more than put people off.

Otherwise -

as many others state, worst:

* old profiles, no info

msn photos and msn preference for next steps

* A 'killer' photo: you'd been interested, then 1 photo absolutely kills all chances, though others look ok

* Poor spelling, even though the person is highly educated/professional etc etc

- apologies to dyslexics out there

* Boasts and boring waffle, saying nothing

* No town/city listed: this does happen!"

I'm Guilty of the last one but thats due to working all over the uk and hoping to meet whilst working. Its bad enough having to change areas in the profile everytime I'm online.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Phone number.

Hotmail address.

Photos which are 90% playmate and 10% (or less) of the profile owner... and no the percentages are just an example, they are not a fixed precise measure.

"I'll fill this in later".

Seeing as you started the thread - didn't you ought to 'fill it in now'??? "

lol think she ment profiles in which people write that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles that say.

"If you like what you see get in touch we will reply to all messages"

And you get no reply back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2000 word essays with endless lists of Do's and Don'ts,

Likes and Dislikes

etc

etc

etc

Too much information and too prohibitive.

And the classic, "Please read all of our profile".

When you meet someone for the first time in the conventional sense (not through swinging), ie eyes hooked across bar, a friend of a friend, how much do you actually know about each other??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/12/10 13:17:34]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to meet a man who is no shorter than 6'2, hung, can accomodate or pay for a hotel, No black or asian men, no fat men, no men who are going bald. Make sure you read this or you will be DELETED!

Apart from that, I'm a bubbly, open-minded, easy-going woman who likes to have fun. message me if you want to know more! Please put the word "Bullshit" in your message title so I know you've read this. Thanks!

I wish I was exaggerating...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It leaves you feeling almost traumatised.

"

You have noooooooooo idea about traumatised!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'No blacks or asian'

'No single guys'

Use of the word 'slut'

humm sorry but i cant see anything wrong with people specifying what they are looking for, surely its better to put on your profile if you want to meet certain colours rather than you wasting you time mailing them and for them saying no to you?

ive seen loads of profiles where women are just after black guys, so works both ways

That does not mean its my preference . Not what I like to see on a profile and that is what the OP's question is .

I actually specify just that...No Blacks or Asians but still get msgs from guys who don't read that. Each to their own in this game though"

I don't think he's talking about personal preference. The question is "what don't you like to see?" As he's Asian, if he comes across a profile he likes but they state "no blacks or Asians" he not happy seeing that - not that he's not respecting someones preference.

Do you see the difference?!!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

so in summary, it seems men tend not to like the comments which exclude them before they even send a message or clearly place them out of the running... and women don't like everything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so in summary, it seems men tend not to like the comments which exclude them before they even send a message or clearly place them out of the running... and women don't like everything else "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol. The funny thing is that the race issue is not my biggest grievance. My biggest grievance is that we claim to be open-minded, easy-going and relaxed people but clearly (and I'm 100% certain after reading through here) we're far from that. In some cases, the complete opposite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of the above that gets my goat.

Especially hate the ones which really give a long list of who they DON'T want then at the end say, but if your interested, msg me.

Though some profiles I've read that ate along those lines are funny as hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol. The funny thing is that the race issue is not my biggest grievance. My biggest grievance is that we claim to be open-minded, easy-going and relaxed people but clearly (and I'm 100% certain after reading through here) we're far from that. In some cases, the complete opposite.

"

Well at least you found out it’s all a myth, we are all individuals with different moral compasses, different opinions, preferences, tolerances and boundaries, the only common denominator is we all enjoy sex, and having us all joining a swinging site will never change that.

To sum it all up we're all human, swingers or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very true. Just wish people were honest with themselves, let alone us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i notice alot of 'not meeting single guys , ' then all the verifications and friends are single guys , confusing.com"

more like "pethate.com" lol

Once again, I wish people were honest with themselves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will only meet real people for real meets ..........as opposed to unreal people or unreal meets or what ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will only meet real people for real meets ..........as opposed to unreal people or unreal meets or what ????"

Wouldn't mind if the sex was unreal though!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so in summary, it seems men tend not to like the comments which exclude them before they even send a message or clearly place them out of the running... and women don't like everything else "

There ya go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will only meet real people for real meets ..........as opposed to unreal people or unreal meets or what ????

Wouldn't mind if the sex was unreal though!! "

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"i notice alot of 'not meeting single guys , ' then all the verifications and friends are single guys , confusing.com

more like "pethate.com" lol

Once again, I wish people were honest with themselves!"

So if someone right now at this moment isn't looking for single guys, they aren't allowed to have verifications from single guys they have met or know from the past on their profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'new here, just looking' - on profiles over a year old "

Like mine?

I did have a couples profile also that we used for play

This profile was mainly for me to use the forums.

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

Fuck buddy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"treat this girl with respect"

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

'ware iz all de bitches at need me a ho fo shizzle'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need to empty me sacs before Christmas!!

Charming!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So if someone right now at this moment isn't looking for single guys, they aren't allowed to have verifications from single guys they have met or know from the past on their profile?"

Of course they can. But many profiles say "no single guys" yet have single guys as recent verifications. I know it's to stop the onslaught of messages but it's annoying when you want to get to know someone better by just introducing yourself.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

So if someone right now at this moment isn't looking for single guys, they aren't allowed to have verifications from single guys they have met or know from the past on their profile?

Of course they can. But many profiles say "no single guys" yet have single guys as recent verifications. I know it's to stop the onslaught of messages but it's annoying when you want to get to know someone better by just introducing yourself.

"

It's annoying that Gerard Butler and Wesley Snipes haven't been chasing me down for a spitroast.... but such is life.

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By *ittle-Miss-MuffetCouple
over a year ago

Chester / North Wales

"We already have the best sex life in the world ever, but..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

It's annoying that Gerard Butler and Wesley Snipes haven't been chasing me down for a spitroast.... but such is life."

Oh....I thought I was the only one they wanted....I thought the 3 of us had something special, a real connection. Gutted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

So if someone right now at this moment isn't looking for single guys, they aren't allowed to have verifications from single guys they have met or know from the past on their profile?

Of course they can. But many profiles say "no single guys" yet have single guys as recent verifications. I know it's to stop the onslaught of messages but it's annoying when you want to get to know someone better by just introducing yourself.

It's annoying that Gerard Butler and Wesley Snipes haven't been chasing me down for a spitroast.... but such is life."

PMSL!!! Oh Polo!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you want to know anything just ask"

what a bldy cop out this is. lazy beggars. still, their funeral.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"genuine swingers" - just get verified. tsk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's annoying that Gerard Butler and Wesley Snipes haven't been chasing me down for a spitroast.... but such is life."

They blocked single women on their profiles babe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It leaves you feeling almost traumatised.

You have noooooooooo idea about traumatised!!! "

rearrange these words, cheek tongue in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It leaves you feeling almost traumatised.

You have noooooooooo idea about traumatised!!!

rearrange these words, cheek tongue in "

I'm...a...Domme...so...was...joking...about...you...feeling...traumatised...from...just...reading...!!!

My tongue was firmly in my cheek but my comment obviously went waaaaaaaaay over your head!!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Bitching about timewasters!

Jeeze... I don't know what it is today but I have had so many messages from people and the first feckin' line on their profile is "Too many timewasters on here"

I see that and I don't care what the rest of the profile says. Stop... back... delete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

EACH to there own i say ,happy to look and read anything ,if we was all the same ,would be boring , IMAGINE !all the profiles the same ,it gives you insight to the person themselves wot you read and see . FRANKIE XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate to see just pics on there cocks ....puts me off ,,, as i think dick head ..... Dick only thing in his head.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth


"will only meet real people for real meets ..........as opposed to unreal people or unreal meets or what ????"

Probably means they got bored playing World of Warcraft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont like it when a profile uses swing slang and youre not too hot on their meaning.for instance a couple looking to meet other cpls and fems and occasionally will meet a special or exceptional single guy.what makes you a special single guy? youre a good singer, maybe a very good sports all rounder? or is it slang for huge cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Photos of my mum

"
must have been quite a shock when you first found out your mum was a swinger eh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything copied and pasted off someone else's profile. Top of the list is that stupid drawing of a woman made from text. Congratulations, you have wasted everyone's time as they scroll past that meaningless bollocks that shows nothing except you have mastered cut and paste. A close second comes the Sydney University bullshit. It says "Hey, I am paranoid and believe any old rumour. (I suggest you become paranoid too and copy this message)".

Perhaps the only exception to this rule is the cross that represents support for our troops abroad, as at least it shows that you believe in something other than women made from text.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pics of mens cocks taken while sitting on the toilet with their trousers and pants round their ankles

class! "
fancy ruining a good pic by being too lazy to undress properly.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

References to being a cannibalistic axe murder are a real turn off for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"References to being a cannibalistic axe murder are a real turn off for me."
yeah me too, even more so if he had verifications.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"References to being a cannibalistic axe murder are a real turn off for me.yeah me too, even more so if he had verifications."

If he had verifications that would simply prove that not only is he a cannibalistic axe murderer, but a crap one at that. For all his faults, you would think he was at least good at what he did....

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"References to being a cannibalistic axe murder are a real turn off for me.yeah me too, even more so if he had verifications.

If he had verifications that would simply prove that not only is he a cannibalistic axe murderer, but a crap one at that. For all his faults, you would think he was at least good at what he did.... "

Now there you go!!! Assuming all Cannibalistic Axe Murders are men!!

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By *outhMancCplCouple
over a year ago

manchester

dunno if these have been put before as i couldn't possibly read all those

1. When someone tells you to put something in title of message to show you have read the profile.

2. People who put an age limit and then say 'But if i like you age doesnt matter'

3. photos that arent put on straight, so you have to do a handstand to see them

4. An this one bugs me on facebook too, people who take photos of themselves with phone camera in the mirror and you can see the bloody phone

5. Last but by no means least, photos with stuff oozing out of a pussy, bleurgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"References to being a cannibalistic axe murder are a real turn off for me.yeah me too, even more so if he had verifications.

If he had verifications that would simply prove that not only is he a cannibalistic axe murderer, but a crap one at that. For all his faults, you would think he was at least good at what he did.... "
lol

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West


"

4. An this one bugs me on facebook too, people who take photos of themselves with phone camera in the mirror and you can see the bloody phone

"

They always remind me of the 'billy no mates club' ...'I havnt got any friends to take a picture...so ill take one myself'

You see the same pics on those dating sites on sky...normally a bloke covered in tatts flexing his muscles in the bedroom mirror...do they want to fuck people or fight them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wouldnt ask any of my mates to take a pic of me cos they would take the piss forever

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I hate to see those funny wiggly things accross the page, what do you call them? Words, that's it....

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Scroll's down to pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont like it when a profile has a couple of boring pics then you notice theyve got tons of them in their private friends only gallery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

4. An this one bugs me on facebook too, people who take photos of themselves with phone camera in the mirror and you can see the bloody phone

They always remind me of the 'billy no mates club' ...'I havnt got any friends to take a picture...so ill take one myself'

You see the same pics on those dating sites on sky...normally a bloke covered in tatts flexing his muscles in the bedroom mirror...do they want to fuck people or fight them!!

"
what other things do you remember about billy`s club?

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth


"References to being a cannibalistic axe murder are a real turn off for me.yeah me too, even more so if he had verifications.

If he had verifications that would simply prove that not only is he a cannibalistic axe murderer, but a crap one at that. For all his faults, you would think he was at least good at what he did....

Now there you go!!! Assuming all Cannibalistic Axe Murders are men!! "

So it's an equal opportunities thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate to see those funny wiggly things accross the page, what do you call them? Words, that's it....

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Scroll's down to pics. "

You're on form today...hmmmm nice pic too!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im straight but play bi"
thats a more accurate description of most fems on here or with couples its more like im bi cos my hubby said i am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"photos with stuff oozing out of a pussy, bleurgh"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont like seeing a huge list of verifications.maybe theres a bit of insecurity involved and the list provides some comfort or just memories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont like seeing a huge list of verifications.maybe theres a bit of insecurity involved and the list provides some comfort or just memories "
or maybe they just love shagging?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Oh good, another schizophrenic.

Or, more accurately, two...

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Seems like a male poster a few comments ago doesnt like it when being asked to put a keyword in the mail to show they have read it..... Poor you is my answer. I am sorry if it clearly points out those that cant be bothered to actually read a profile before mailing them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bitching about timewasters!

Jeeze... I don't know what it is today but I have had so many messages from people and the first feckin' line on their profile is "Too many timewasters on here"

I see that and I don't care what the rest of the profile says. Stop... back... delete."

well dont waste any more of your time by posting anymore threads about?...yep you guessed it..timewasters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"negative profiles that go on and on and on about what they dont like..... so boring, also ones with over 20 pics of the females and not one of the guy "

thats because it was the fella that took the pics, no one else would offer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SPIDERS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"negative profiles that go on and on and on about what they dont like..... so boring, also ones with over 20 pics of the females and not one of the guy "

thats because it was the fella that took the pics, no one else would offer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont like it when a profile has a couple of boring pics then you notice theyve got tons of them in their private friends only gallery "

That is cause they are kept for friends only...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"negative profiles that go on and on and on about what they dont like..... so boring, also ones with over 20 pics of the females and not one of the guy

thats because it was the fella that took the pics, no one else would offer lol"

u saying women can't handle cameras????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont like seeing bbw but no offence intended its just not my thing and stops me from reading their pf fully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont like it when a profile has a couple of boring pics then you notice theyve got tons of them in their private friends only gallery

That is cause they are kept for friends only... "

tongue in cheek it was a silly way of hinting to someone about wishing i was on their friends list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pics (if that’s all the pics they have)

Single male profiles with more pictures of females than a male.

No timewasters… like they’re going to waste time reading it

Biggest one deffo has to be close up genitals as an avatar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont like it when a profile has a couple of boring pics then you notice theyve got tons of them in their private friends only gallery

That is cause they are kept for friends only... "

i wouldnt describe ur public gallery as boring!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont like it when a profile has a couple of boring pics then you notice theyve got tons of them in their private friends only gallery

That is cause they are kept for friends only...

i wouldnt describe ur public gallery as boring! "

Lmao is compared to my private pics...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont like it when a profile has a couple of boring pics then you notice theyve got tons of them in their private friends only gallery

That is cause they are kept for friends only...

i wouldnt describe ur public gallery as boring!

Lmao is compared to my private pics... "

well if you ever need a friend to turn to im here.

drops another huge hint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont like it when a profile has a couple of boring pics then you notice theyve got tons of them in their private friends only gallery

That is cause they are kept for friends only...

i wouldnt describe ur public gallery as boring!

Lmao is compared to my private pics...

well if you ever need a friend to turn to im here.

drops another huge hint "

which is still in the same place i dropped it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont like it when a profile has a couple of boring pics then you notice theyve got tons of them in their private friends only gallery

That is cause they are kept for friends only...

i wouldnt describe ur public gallery as boring!

Lmao is compared to my private pics... "

I'll be your friend...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont like it when a profile has a couple of boring pics then you notice theyve got tons of them in their private friends only gallery

That is cause they are kept for friends only...

i wouldnt describe ur public gallery as boring!

Lmao is compared to my private pics...

I'll be your friend... "

cheers mate just dont be offended when i refuse to look at ur private pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having Bi-Curious down on your profile and then in you profile statement saying you are Bi-Sexual..

To me (and i hope im not alone) Bi-Curious means may be may be not or id like to try to see if i like....

That is totally different to Bi-Sexual..

Or even having Bi-Curious down then pics of you with 3 or 4 of the same sex....That is Bi-Sexual...

ok rant done lol

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By *otswbabeCouple
over a year ago

north cornwall

... the cream doesnt seem to be working...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having Bi-Curious down on your profile and then in you profile statement saying you are Bi-Sexual..

To me (and i hope im not alone) Bi-Curious means may be may be not or id like to try to see if i like....

That is totally different to Bi-Sexual..

Or even having Bi-Curious down then pics of you with 3 or 4 of the same sex....That is Bi-Sexual...

ok rant done lol"

This subject comes up again and again, and though i agree curious should mean that you have a interest or intrigue but then some don't feel comfortable with the bisexual label.

I would love the addition of bi playful hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a touchy one. I've tried full bi in a threesome and foursome a few times, don't like kissing, I'm not always keen on anal but Im ok with oral giving and receiving. I don't like putting bi sexual as that applys themes that don't turn me on or don't make me comfortable but I'm not straight either. Like the idea of bi playful though....

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