FabSwingers.com forum: worst thing to say

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

keeping in spirit with a tv programme that has completely escaped my mind what would be the most inappropriate comment someone could make when having sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can feel nothing you sure its hard and in , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" I can feel nothing you sure its hard and in , lol"

pussy is definetly thick skinned!!!

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By *edhotminxWoman
over a year ago

Turn left at the Singing Ringing Tree

Best thing said to me, not during sex but afterwards, was 'every time I was fucking you I was imagining my wife'!

Needless to say I did not see him again.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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You smell of cabbages and poo!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Ive got terrible wind...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You smell of cabbages and poo!"
wow so not fish ... thats very new cabbages.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You smell of cabbages and poo!"

could be true haha

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Has my cock shrunk or have you just got a big fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You smell of cabbages and poo!

could be true haha

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never i only come across honey pots , lol sweet as nector ,,,,, cabbages mmmmmmm its a new one on me.

jo xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard the term once, It's like chucking a sausage down the motorway!

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you been eating garlic ,, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you look nothing like your pics alot older ,,,,,,

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

By the beach

your daughter likes it like that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you look so much fatter then your pics in profile ,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you look so much fatter then your pics in profile , "

are u hooing to get these off your chest for some reason?

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

By the beach

Brace yerself darling .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in.

No your not, your in a fold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you look so much fatter then your pics in profile ,

are u hooing to get these off your chest for some reason?"
just saying things i would hate to here , lolol so far not had them , lolol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im in.

No your not, your in a fold."

haha

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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I don't care if your tits are fake or not... at your age I just thought you'd be grateful of a shag.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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If I'd know there were women like you on the internet I wouldn't have spent money on a hooker last weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time is it?

Have you come yet?

Something i say about two seconds after putting it in for the first time, as a joke may i ad is,

'Oh no im gonna cum!'

The look of disappointment on a ladies face when that is said is priceless. Next time im going to have my camera phone ready for a picture of the ladys face.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Can we just stick to doing it doggy-style... I am trying my best not to be shallow, but I am struggling when I look at your face.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Your tits aren't bad for your age, but my mum has less wrinkles than you.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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PLEASE don't tell anyone I fucked you...EVER!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"PLEASE don't tell anyone I fucked you...EVER!"

haha

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Oh good I can watch Eastenders now as you finished so quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say: have you cum yet?

She says: No.

Ten seconds later i say: have you cum yet?

She says: NO!

I say: Tell me when youve cum.

She says: Ok. Just keep doing it that way.

30 seconds later I say: Have you cum yet?

She says: Oh FFS!

10 seconds later i say: Oops! Ive just cum. Night night.

She says while sighing: Tut. Men!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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OK, I think I have the worst one:

"This is a first for me... I've never shagged a slag off the internet before"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 mins into shagging i have cum ,,,,, byeeee x lol

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By *eppersCouple
over a year ago

telford

It's like wanging a woodbine down the albert hall,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This really happened, met a couple for a drink for the first time, they were ok, nice and chatty, then she confided in me that she'd had diarohrea

just before they set off to meet us! Biggest turn off ever! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This really happened, met a couple for a drink for the first time, they were ok, nice and chatty, then she confided in me that she'd had diarohrea

just before they set off to meet us! Biggest turn off ever! Z"
never ,,,,,, yukk would put me off too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not bathed in a week can you smell somthing ooooooo yuk , lol i would run for the hills xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can u smell fish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'That's not actually my name'

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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"'That's not actually my name' "

And that should matter to me because?

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By *-and-KCouple
over a year ago

Back of Beyond

This ceiling could do with a coat of paint

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i actually mimicked a mouse sound.

i'm still wondering if it went down well

she did say was that u but i laughed it off

and sooner rather than later she hit out at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lads in the pub were saying how good a blowjob is.

I didn't know what a blowjob was so I just agreed so as not to look daft. Later on at home I asked the girl I was seeing if she knew.

"Do you know what a blowjob is?"

She got up and walked out of the room, which was upsetting as she was sucking my dick at the time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" The lads in the pub were saying how good a blowjob is.

I didn't know what a blowjob was so I just agreed so as not to look daft. Later on at home I asked the girl I was seeing if she knew.

"Do you know what a blowjob is?"

She got up and walked out of the room, which was upsetting as she was sucking my dick at the time. "

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the way did you know i`m a Derby fan ....... argghhh ! Out now !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is that poo hanging out your bum , lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't think we should see each other after this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think we should see each other after this"
that bad ,, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

let yourself out,whilst i finish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'That's not actually my name'

And that should matter to me because?"

lol - that would be in reply to some one calling me by the wrong name! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll pull your nightie down when I've finished. Z

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll pull your nightie down when I've finished. Z"

Second thoughts, I'll leave it over your face so I don't have a fright in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i keep my theeth out ...... lol yukkkk i would be running for the hills.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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"can i keep my theeth out "

Sorry did you want them back? Hold on I'll try coughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe its what is not said because they have fallen asleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"maybe its what is not said because they have fallen asleep

hmmm

sorry for the change in tone and direction

is it wrong for me to like that, i mean when someone fallen asleep and to play with their bodies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This really happened, met a couple for a drink for the first time, they were ok, nice and chatty, then she confided in me that she'd had diarohrea

just before they set off to meet us! Biggest turn off ever! Z"

well no need for lube when doing anal then , !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This really happened, met a couple for a drink for the first time, they were ok, nice and chatty, then she confided in me that she'd had diarohrea

just before they set off to meet us! Biggest turn off ever! Z

well no need for lube when doing anal then , !!!!"

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By *eizvollWoman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)

"This really happened, met a couple for a drink for the first time, they were ok, nice and chatty, then she confided in me that she'd had diarohrea

just before they set off to meet us! Biggest turn off ever! Z

well no need for lube when doing anal then , !!!!"

Why haven't admin provided a pukey smiley yet???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This really happened, met a couple for a drink for the first time, they were ok, nice and chatty, then she confided in me that she'd had diarohrea

just before they set off to meet us! Biggest turn off ever! Z

well no need for lube when doing anal then , !!!!"

Didn't get that far - that was quite bad enough for me! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if that happens wrap em up warm put their head on a nice fluffy pillow and leave quicky saves you being embarresed

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Oh no it's just a regular condom, the nobbly bumps are warts.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Oh you're awake... take another sniff of this hanky.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Worst thing to say? "is that a train coming towards us?"

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

But your Dad liked it when I fingered his arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop, I am not enjoying this!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Can I pay you later, I seem to have forgot my wallet.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

It's OK I have a portable card swipe in my handbag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Harder!" and or "Deeper!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yuck your dick tastes of shit.

Yeah my dog has sharp teeth!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"keeping in spirit with a tv programme that has completely escaped my mind what would be the most inappropriate comment someone could make when having sex"

I would go for someone asking the other person to hurry up as they wanted to watch TV in 5 mins. Purely because its inconsequential, thoughtless and rude with it. There are far more obnoxious things but i dislike the inconsequential my self.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you find my ring let me know."

"So is there any tread left on the tyres or is it like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?"

"Well my wife certainly doesn't do it like that."

"Does this just look like a rash to you?"

I thought I'd take a shot at this too

(and no that last one wasn't meant to be a funny post lol)

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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You like that don't ya hunni.... my mum taught me to do it this way.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Do you wanna call for a taxi now... coz I'm nearly done.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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Just get off!... I'll do it myself!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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she "why do you keep calling me mitten?"

he " it's just something the lads came up with... don't bother with individual fingers, just shove your whole hand in"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This really happened, met a couple for a drink for the first time, they were ok, nice and chatty, then she confided in me that she'd had diarohrea

just before they set off to meet us! Biggest turn off ever! Z

well no need for lube when doing anal then , !!!!

Didn't get that far - that was quite bad enough for me! Z"
how far did you actually get tho?

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