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By *rish_And_Blondie OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool and Ireland

Tell me a secret nobody else knows about you... Or an individual characteristic you think is completely weird or unusual!!

I have two for you...

1) I can't burp.. Never burped in my life! I don't have whatever reflex is needed to burp! I get so jealous when people have fizzy drinks and I can't get rid of the gas

2) I lost nearly 7 stone in weight inspiring me to change from a career in law to helping others who followed my weight loss journey and needed my help to lose weight naturally so I became a personal trainer and nutritionist

Let's hear some facts people!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once a professional sports person, by that I mean I signed a pro contract and people paid to watch me

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By *rish_And_Blondie OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool and Ireland

"I was once a professional sports person, by that I mean I signed a pro contract and people paid to watch me"

Wow fantastic achievement!!! Did you retire or was it an early injury that took you away from it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Injury and my enthusiasm far outweighed my talent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I carnt sleep and never go to bed till 4am no matter what time I get up

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick

I pulled through a very bad separation by going back to school and gaining 8 distinctions. Not bad for a girl who'd been out of school for 20 years

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By *rish_And_Blondie OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool and Ireland

"I carnt sleep and never go to bed till 4am no matter what time I get up "

Snap! Always been a night owl xx

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By *rish_And_Blondie OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool and Ireland

"I pulled through a very bad separation by going back to school and gaining 8 distinctions. Not bad for a girl who'd been out of school for 20 years "

Amazing. You must feel so proud of yourself xxz

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"I carnt sleep and never go to bed till 4am no matter what time I get up

Snap! Always been a night owl xx"

Fab is good for night owls, I think that's how the nocturnal roll call thread started for the insomniacs.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Ok, one fact about me, I've had sex with a well known british porn star.

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By *rish_And_Blondie OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool and Ireland

"Ok, one fact about me, I've had sex with a well known british porn star.

Oh that's just teasing us....!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The first time I went to Burning Man, I went on my own and fell in with a gay guy from LA called Danny, his friend Sean from NY, Sean's 'boys' and a Russian porn star.

We stayed with a bunch called Hanumanville, who worshiped the Monkey god and took their drumming pretty seriously, and when we rolled up they had naked yoga workshops going on and a bucking-bronco-style ride called Hanuman's Leap.

Spent the first three days walking around like a space man just muttering WTF?

I've been 6 times since.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I get paid to shop

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By *rish_And_Blondie OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool and Ireland

"The first time I went to Burning Man, I went on my own and fell in with a gay guy from LA called Danny, his friend Sean from NY, Sean's 'boys' and a Russian porn star.

Spent the first three days walking around like a space man just muttering WTF?

I've been 6 times since. "

I HAVE LITERALLY NO IDEA WHAT IVE JUST READ BUT I THINK I KINDA LIKED IT

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By *rish_And_Blondie OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool and Ireland

"I get paid to shop "

Ooooooo lovely! That's a bit like my Instagram. I get sent free clothing and free jewellery and all these lovely things as a brand ambassador so long as I put up a pic to my followers and say where I got it from. Promotion for the brand and free clothes for me! Win win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get paid to inspect cracks

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"The first time I went to Burning Man, I went on my own and fell in with a gay guy from LA called Danny, his friend Sean from NY, Sean's 'boys' and a Russian porn star.

Spent the first three days walking around like a space man just muttering WTF?

I've been 6 times since.

I HAVE LITERALLY NO IDEA WHAT IVE JUST READ BUT I THINK I KINDA LIKED IT"

Lol

Have a quick look at what goes on there, on the playa - that is 'beach' in Spanish. It'll blow you away...

Burning Man - Lake of Dreams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7vPdTEYBGQ

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick

"I pulled through a very bad separation by going back to school and gaining 8 distinctions. Not bad for a girl who'd been out of school for 20 years

Amazing. You must feel so proud of yourself xxz"

Thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bite me toenails

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By *rish_And_Blondie OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool and Ireland

"The first time I went to Burning Man, I went on my own and fell in with a gay guy from LA called Danny, his friend Sean from NY, Sean's 'boys' and a Russian porn star.

Spent the first three days walking around like a space man just muttering WTF?

I've been 6 times since.

I HAVE LITERALLY NO IDEA WHAT IVE JUST READ BUT I THINK I KINDA LIKED IT

Lol

Have a quick look at what goes on there, on the playa - that is 'beach' in Spanish. It'll blow you away...

Burning Man - Lake of Dreams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7vPdTEYBGQ"

Wow.

Just wow. Everything I have in my head right now!! It sounds EPIC.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do the best kermit the frog impression you have ever heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can do the best kermit the frog impression you have ever heard

I also have secret female forum stalkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get paid to shop "

Is that locally or online?

I'm just about to graduate and earn my degree - at 38!

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By *rish_And_Blondie OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool and Ireland

"I can do the best kermit the frog impression you have ever heard

I also have secret female forum stalkers

HIDES

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By *razedcatMan
over a year ago

London / Herts

" I lost nearly 7 stone in weight inspiring me to change from a career in law to helping others who followed my weight loss journey and needed my help to lose weight naturally so I became a personal trainer and nutritionist

That's a little unsettling, considering I'm on the cusp of a career in law

does the profession really make it difficult to exercise and eat right?

Oh, and, erm...I can make my eyeballs quiver :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked out by one of the ubiquitous Geordie presenters you see on ITV a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked out by one of the ubiquitous Geordie presenters you see on ITV a lot

Lol

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By *etzPlayCouple
over a year ago

Southend

"I was once a professional sports person, by that I mean I signed a pro contract and people paid to watch me"

Snap

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By *rish_And_Blondie OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool and Ireland

That's a little unsettling, considering I'm on the cusp of a career in law

does the profession really make it difficult to exercise and eat right?

Oh, and, erm...I can make my eyeballs quiver :p"

Just don't stress eat!!!!!!!! Or eat one of your clients. That's what happened to one of my little lady 7 stone clients. Swallowed her whole.

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By *rish_And_Blondie OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool and Ireland

"I was asked out by one of the ubiquitous Geordie presenters you see on ITV a lot

I hope it's the bigger one of the two!!!!!!!

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By *rish_And_Blondie OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool and Ireland

"I was once a professional sports person, by that I mean I signed a pro contract and people paid to watch me

Snap

Lots of athletes means lots of stamina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked out by one of the ubiquitous Geordie presenters you see on ITV a lot

I hope it's the bigger one of the two!!!!!!!

What's an inch between friends

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

I was the 3rd person ever allowed to photograph inside the Northern Ireland assembly chamber.

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick

"I was the 3rd person ever allowed to photograph inside the Northern Ireland assembly chamber."

Now that's an achievement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was one of the first people to complete a YTS course and got in the paper with some poltician, dunno who he was.

I was also one of the first people to complete a (voluntary) parenting course, and got in the paper with a load of normal people.

My retinas are perfect so they shoved them in a medical journal somewhere.

I'm famous me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a hole in my heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an enlarged heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suck my thumb?? seems crap compared to everyrhing else ive read x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im still not into double figureas if i count evey person ive had sex with vanilla and here ...

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By *rish_And_Blondie OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool and Ireland

"Im still not into double figureas if i count evey person ive had sex with vanilla and here ..."

Oh that's a good one! Snap! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pulled through a very bad separation by going back to school and gaining 8 distinctions. Not bad for a girl who'd been out of school for 20 years "
wow well done young lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also achieved sargent rank in the legion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can touch my nose with my tongue...

I have many talents but this one also helps save the planet.. No tissue waste...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me a secret nobody else knows about you... Or an individual characteristic you think is completely weird or unusual!!

I have two for you...

1) I can't burp.. Never burped in my life! I don't have whatever reflex is needed to burp! I get so jealous when people have fizzy drinks and I can't get rid of the gas

Let's hear some facts people!!"
my names mark and I'm addicted to fab ,help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im still not into double figureas if i count evey person ive had sex with vanilla and here ..."

I'm surprised at this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I survived being in a coma.

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By *tallionExoticaMan
over a year ago

Islington

1. I took up a career in Accounting and Finance, only to put it on hold so that I could explore my creative side in music production and DJ'ing and instill people to listen to more music.

2. I've gone bungee jumping and am planning to go skydiving next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can touch my nose with my tongue...

I have many talents but this one also helps save the planet.. No tissue waste...

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a cracker this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I survived being in a coma. "
drs put me in one when I fell out of a hang glider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me a secret nobody else knows about you... Or an individual characteristic you think is completely weird or unusual!!

I have two for you...

1) I can't burp.. Never burped in my life! I don't have whatever reflex is needed to burp! I get so jealous when people have fizzy drinks and I can't get rid of the gas

Let's hear some facts people!!my names mark and I'm addicted to fab ,help

Ha ditto!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had my eyes lifted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use to clean lee sharpes footy boots

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Im still not into double figureas if i count evey person ive had sex with vanilla and here ..."

I've lost count but I must be into quadruple figures by now.

And most were before I entered the swinging world.

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By *etzPlayCouple
over a year ago

Southend

"I was once a professional sports person, by that I mean I signed a pro contract and people paid to watch me

Snap

Lots of athletes means lots of stamina

No, means lots of injuries, my knees are fucked lol J xx

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I can wiggle my ears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pulled through a very bad separation by going back to school and gaining 8 distinctions. Not bad for a girl who'd been out of school for 20 years "

Thanks fantastic! I often think of doing something like that as i cant count/do maths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me a secret nobody else knows about you... Or an individual characteristic you think is completely weird or unusual!!

I have two for you...

1) I can't burp.. Never burped in my life! I don't have whatever reflex is needed to burp! I get so jealous when people have fizzy drinks and I can't get rid of the gas

Let's hear some facts people!!"
I was on holiday in Florida and sunbathing by the pool someone said I havnt seen that little boy get out the pool it was very deep pool 10' so I got up and went to have a look saw his sillhouette on bottom dived in pulled him out he was unconscious so did the procedure pumped his chest mouth to mouth and he came round 6 years old he was no-one said thanks or anything it was a coach party from Atlanta

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By *rish_And_Blondie OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool and Ireland

"Tell me a secret nobody else knows about you... Or an individual characteristic you think is completely weird or unusual!!

I have two for you...

1) I can't burp.. Never burped in my life! I don't have whatever reflex is needed to burp! I get so jealous when people have fizzy drinks and I can't get rid of the gas

Let's hear some facts people!!I was on holiday in Florida and sunbathing by the pool someone said I havnt seen that little boy get out the pool it was very deep pool 10' so I got up and went to have a look saw his sillhouette on bottom dived in pulled him out he was unconscious so did the procedure pumped his chest mouth to mouth and he came round 6 years old he was no-one said thanks or anything it was a coach party from Atlanta

That's awful. How is that even possible that nobody could say a word????!!!! Wow. Some people.

Loving these guys!!!!! Xxx

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I suck my finger and have a security blanket.

I've had half a face lift after finding out I have skin cancer and had a hole the size of a 10p cut out from under my eye.

I've fucked a famous person.

I've done an advanced driving course with the police and have a dysfunctional relationship with my beautiful car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im still not into double figureas if i count evey person ive had sex with vanilla and here ..."

Dunno why but that just made me feel happy

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By *tallionExoticaMan
over a year ago

Islington

Oh and I rescued a kitten that fell into a well and was stuck there for at least 4 hours.

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By *rish_And_Blondie OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool and Ireland

"Oh and I rescued a kitten that fell into a well and was stuck there for at least 4 hours."

Think you've just won the internet with that.

Heart. Melted.

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By *omeotherguyMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Oh and I rescued a kitten that fell into a well and was stuck there for at least 4 hours.

Think you've just won the internet with that.

Heart. Melted. "

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me a secret nobody else knows about you... Or an individual characteristic you think is completely weird or unusual!!

I have two for you...

1) I can't burp.. Never burped in my life! I don't have whatever reflex is needed to burp! I get so jealous when people have fizzy drinks and I can't get rid of the gas

people amaze me.

Good for you saving the port boy's life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Medical.. I have had both lungs collapse at the same time.

Unusual... I have spent the day with Gordon Ramsay and had a lovely meal with him.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

There are lots ! Mr was on the front page of the Sun.

Mrs held up Concorde because she fell asleep in departure

Mr has played competitive cricket against and with current a past test match players, and scored winning goal in a cup final at a famous premiership ground

Mrs has been to Elton Johns parties.

We were invited to a wedding where Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas were attending.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

My first time with a girl was with a now famous journalist.

Red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

two lads I used to hang out with in my youth went on to become co members of one of the most iconic bands of the early 80's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I played professional football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im still not into double figureas if i count evey person ive had sex with vanilla and here ...

Oh that's a good one! Snap! Xx"

Snap too, in fact I'm still a virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrote a song for my mum when she died and sung at the funeral with my guitar. And even the vicar cried ( obviously at the song not my singing ) it's not a big achievement but I was proud I could sing it all xx

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By *rish_And_Blondie OP Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool and Ireland

"Wrote a song for my mum when she died and sung at the funeral with my guitar. And even the vicar cried ( obviously at the song not my singing ) it's not a big achievement but I was proud I could sing it all xx"

That's beautiful.

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By *tallionExoticaMan
over a year ago

Islington

"Oh and I rescued a kitten that fell into a well and was stuck there for at least 4 hours.

Think you've just won the internet with that.

Heart. Melted. "

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