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ONE line messages in your Box.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We get loads of one liners in our mail box ,, lol is it just us ,,,

You look finger licking good.

can we shag .

come sit on this .

what do you get. jo xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we do get a lot of the usal one liners

but the best one i had so far was

is you name gillette......cos you the best that man can get

top marks to the guy who thought that little gem up

it really made me laugh

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

nice tits

wanna fuck

you'll do ( !! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Cut and paste' one liners.... Classy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Cut and paste' one liners.... Classy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we sometimes get 'nice ass' we always reply saying thank you , and D signs it pmsl !

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


" we sometimes get 'nice ass' we always reply saying thank you , and D signs it pmsl !"

lol ,,,nice one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"nice tits

wanna fuck

you'll do ( !! )

"

Seriously?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the main problem is that single guys are at the bottom of the food chain in the swinging world and it is quite an effort to write a decent different message for every person you contact. As you will get countless knockbacks or be ignored you want to contact as many people as possible. So then its a decision to either make an effort or do a one liner or copy and paste job to save time! The one liner IS very lazy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"we do get a lot of the usal one liners

but the best one i had so far was

is you name gillette......cos you the best that man can get

top marks to the guy who thought that little gem up

it really made me laugh

"
Well so far i have never had that one ,, lol but very very sweet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many to mention lol, 90% of the time its “how r u?”

Best one of late was received from a couple’s profile, in the header was “Hi slut” and the message was “cn a fuck u?” a real smooth talker, must get loads of replies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive had some that just say "hi"

i suppose they think im then gonna send them a mail. i dont think.,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heres mine... ' you horny?' or ' im a professional photographer can i take pics FOR you?' or 'I know im 15 years too young and i live in Cornwall and im married but ..' or the one that really irritates ' its a shame you dont want to meet me''. Shame for who? lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh for any messages at all!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will take anything in my box....even one liners.....where we talking about messages by the way

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By *KrudegirlCouple
over a year ago

norwich


" We get loads of one liners in our mail box ,, lol is it just us ,,,

You look finger licking good.

can we shag .

come sit on this .

what do you get. jo xxxx

"

No its not just you Jo. It got so bad that our profile now says:-

"Please do not write 'text speak' in emails to me - u and r are letters, not words - it is simply lazy and bad manners when you have a whole keyboard in front of you - messages that consist of one line like "Wazzup" "Hey what's up" or "What u been doin'" from people I don't actually know will not be replied to - life is too short."

Love n stuff

Rudie

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had:-

Wanna chat? my msn addy is .......

Want to get f***ed by my 12 inches?

Mail me as soon as you get this

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By *eznhannahCouple
over a year ago

leeds

these are all genuine messages and replys we have sent back in last couple of months, hate one liners so i dont hold back lol

message, wanna meet up

reply, yeah but not with you

message, you look sexy

reply, you dont

message, what you up to

reply, reading one line messages from numptys,

message cn i fk u

reply, cn u fk

message, you look good enough to eat

reply, from your pictures you,ve eat enough

message, do you wanna black guy

reply, dont mind black, but dont do ugly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" We get loads of one liners in our mail box ,, lol is it just us ,,,

You look finger licking good.

can we shag .

come sit on this .

what do you get. jo xxxx

No its not just you Jo. It got so bad that our profile now says:-

"Please do not write 'text speak' in emails to me - u and r are letters, not words - it is simply lazy and bad manners when you have a whole keyboard in front of you - messages that consist of one line like "Wazzup" "Hey what's up" or "What u been doin'" from people I don't actually know will not be replied to - life is too short."

Love n stuff

Rudie

xx"
well that makes me feel a bit better i was getting worried thinking it was just us who get loads,, lol how can a person get to know from that tex chat ... takes more then one line too pull me ,, lol kisses jo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"these are all genuine messages and replys we have sent back in last couple of months, hate one liners so i dont hold back lol

message, wanna meet up

reply, yeah but not with you

message, you look sexy

reply, you dont

message, what you up to

reply, reading one line messages from numptys,

message cn i fk u

reply, cn u fk

message, you look good enough to eat

reply, from your pictures you,ve eat enough

message, do you wanna black guy

reply, dont mind black, but dont do ugly"
Excellent - mind if I use some of those ideas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being a single bloke the only one liners i get are "no thanks" not sure that counts lol.

never do one liners like to make the effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never ever had a couple or lady message me out of the blue, only ever as a reply.

only messages out of the blue I have had is from bi blokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh heres a couple more that really annoy me!

1) Can you show me the ropes ... ( only if you are going to slip it round your neck )

2) I like older women .. ( then go visit your Nanna).

3) Im a virgin .. ( well thats plain ridiculous!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had the following ... "Hi I know you don't meet single guys but would you like to meet" ..... DOH! lol ... debs xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

worst one i ever had was.

hi there gimme and text and i will come do you.

from a complete stranger

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By *eznhannahCouple
over a year ago

leeds


"these are all genuine messages and replys we have sent back in last couple of months, hate one liners so i dont hold back lol

message, wanna meet up

reply, yeah but not with you

message, you look sexy

reply, you dont

message, what you up to

reply, reading one line messages from numptys,

message cn i fk u

reply, cn u fk

message, you look good enough to eat

reply, from your pictures you,ve eat enough

message, do you wanna black guy

reply, dont mind black, but dont do uglyExcellent - mind if I use some of those ideas?"

please do x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never ever had a couple or lady message me out of the blue, only ever as a reply.

only messages out of the blue I have had is from bi blokes "

thank god for that, i thought it was just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the 1 liners in my inbox dont last long..im not wasting my time on 1 liners xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never write one liners and always try to make a reference to the profile i am writing to so they can see i have read it and i always make a point of wishing everyone i write the best of luck for the future. but to be honest i may as well write one liners as most of the people i write to never reply they just delete the mail, not even a no thanks so to be honest taking the time to write a decent mail is becoming hard work after all its only going to be ignored. to me thats as rude and as lazy as writing a one liner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never write one liners and always try to make a reference to the profile i am writing to so they can see i have read it and i always make a point of wishing everyone i write the best of luck for the future. but to be honest i may as well write one liners as most of the people i write to never reply they just delete the mail, not even a no thanks so to be honest taking the time to write a decent mail is becoming hard work after all its only going to be ignored. to me thats as rude and as lazy as writing a one liner."

for fear of repeating myslf, thank god for that, thought it was just me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" we sometimes get 'nice ass' we always reply saying thank you , and D signs it pmsl !"

Just nice ass? What's wrong with them, the whole damn package is beyond just bloody nice. And no, not you D!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" we sometimes get 'nice ass' we always reply saying thank you , and D signs it pmsl !

Just nice ass? What's wrong with them, the whole damn package is beyond just bloody nice. And no, not you D!

"

Strange one yesterday from a couple it just said "WOW" how the hell do you send a reply to that lol xx

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

I've received many 1 liners like

hi

fancy a fuck

nice ass

nice tits

and these are from guys with NO PICS or TOO YOUNG

my one line back (if they are lucky) is 'read the f**king profile'........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had one guy who said i must be lying about my age cos i look younger in my pic..well my pic is of my tit..wtf??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i had one guy who said i must be lying about my age cos i look younger in my pic..well my pic is of my tit..wtf??"

Yes but a very nice, young looking one if I may say so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

charmer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"charmer lol"

You should know that by now!

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

Depends on what the one liner is.

I have had one lime messages from women that have led to full meets.

Sometimes saying less is promising more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can get hold of a minibus and bring my football team up for a gangbang"

Still my fave

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