FabSwingers.com forum: Seriously...do women

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

honestly get messages saying 'fancy a fuck?'...as in those exact words and only those words? If so..how many on average per week...also with no pic attached

I just find it really funny "fancy a fuck?"

lol

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

Yes we do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck, usually with some random spelling of honey, and a terrible cock pic attached.

It's hilarious

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By *urvyemmaWoman
over a year ago

wigan/bolton

Had 3 this week...

Also had

'Fancy meeting so I can cum in your face '

Also had

'Where are your face pics' from someone with no photos at all!!

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And that's the more polite messages!!

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By *urvyemmaWoman
over a year ago

wigan/bolton

"Fancy a fuck, usually with some random spelling of honey, and a terrible cock pic attached.

It's hilarious "

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

Just had a ... If a guy wanted to lick cum off your tits...

I didnt see the rest coz i deleted without reading

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By *hazkiandCouple
over a year ago

crawley

Yes all the time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck, usually with some random spelling of honey, and a terrible cock pic attached.

It's hilarious "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes and worse!

I don't know how many a day as I just press delete and they disappear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had "fancy a prick between your tits?" as a very first message recently. Obviously this guy was looking to switch it up a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"honestly get messages saying 'fancy a fuck?'...as in those exact words and only those words? If so..how many on average per week...also with no pic attached

I just find it really funny "fancy a fuck?"

lol"

Yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it hilarious too, i'll just be wondering what would be going through their heads while sending that msg haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck, usually with some random spelling of honey, and a terrible cock pic attached.

It's hilarious "

And in text speak!....seriously anything with text speak in a message will get a delete from me..I mean....read the profile guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples get them too. It's me (the male) that does 100% of forum posts and about 80% of the messaging but a lot of guys just direct messages at my wife as if I don't exist lol. Their messages never reach the wife, I filter out those kind of garbage and send to her the ones that are decent.

We have males filtered out just now but yes they do send such as 'would love to cum on your tits' and similar. I have no idea how they think that approach could work, but I guess at least we know how come they're single lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get men saying 'hey there hot stuff, fancy a blozzer'

I'm like wtf I'm straight!! Lol.

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

We get them all the time. Really don't know what they are hoping for?! It's a real turn off....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i'm free and looking for a fuck then fancy a fuck can work actually...

I've had worse, things like descriptive of what a person wants to do to me, really hate that coz usually it involves me being a fuck puppet. Like they wanna fuck my face, nothing at all about my needs and fulfilling them. I guess some guys just say what they actually feel like while wanking over your pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck, usually with some random spelling of honey, and a terrible cock pic attached.

It's hilarious "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of this mornings offerings was an in depth description of how a man I had never met was gonna perform cunnilingus on me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes we do and a lot worse than that..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes we do and a lot worse than that.."

Ok so ...do you girls get sent lots of different cock shots. bet you have seen alsorts eh..ginger, shrivelled, fat, chipolata etc lol

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Had one this morning a guy wants to fuck my arse and make me scream can not wait for the pain and to be hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite message this week complimented on my photos to start but ended with telling me I had a s**t attitude. And was still only 4 words long

So charming..

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

But you never answer! So once and for all, DO YOU FANCY A FUCK?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My favourite message this week complimented on my photos to start but ended with telling me I had a s**t attitude. And was still only 4 words long

So charming.."

lmao

"Nice photos, shit attitude"???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes we do and a lot worse than that..

Ok so ...do you girls get sent lots of different cock shots. bet you have seen alsorts eh..ginger, shrivelled, fat, chipolata etc lol"
yes we do and sometimes it's 30 cock pics with hi attached.....shudders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favourite message this week complimented on my photos to start but ended with telling me I had a s**t attitude. And was still only 4 words long

So charming..

lmao

"Nice photos, shit attitude"???"

You said it

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By *untimes6969Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Smooth talking B*stard's!

How lucky does a woman or a couple feel receiving these types of messages!!

The mind boggles

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

'Do you want my cock in your fanny?'

Yeah I can't wait!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Do you want my cock in your fanny?'

Yeah I can't wait!

Looks like you scared the OP off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had messages off men saying -

"Free?"

Im obviously cumin in my pants just reading it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today ive had " really wanna finger fuck your pregnant pussy"

Told him, only fingers going up there are the midwives

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"'Do you want my cock in your fanny?'

Yeah I can't wait!

Looks like you scared the OP off

Are you following me?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just had the best first message EVER! Am I allowed to copy it on here?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"One of this mornings offerings was an in depth description of how a man I had never met was gonna perform cunnilingus on me.

was it good enough for the fantasy forum? hehehe

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

I've never had one. Is there something wrong with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have just had the best first message EVER! Am I allowed to copy it on here?"

But send it to me in a pm and I will send it on again to whoever asks for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I haven't recently.

What's wrong with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We get two or three a week lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have just had the best first message EVER! Am I allowed to copy it on here?"

nope, but you can mail me, and add fanny pics.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I've never had one. Is there something wrong with me?"

uh oh! youve done it now.....no theres nothing wrong with you..you were lucky until you posted this comment..enjoy xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite " u is hot" followed by naff "gangsta pose with cock of course.Why just why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have just had the best first message EVER! Am I allowed to copy it on here?

nope, but you can mail me, and add fanny pics."

Sent, without pictorial accompaniment.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"My favourite " u is hot" followed by naff "gangsta pose with cock of course.Why just why?"

shouldnt chuckle.. but i did..if you get the answer..let me know x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh I do, I just ignore those messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have just had the best first message EVER! Am I allowed to copy it on here?

nope, but you can mail me, and add fanny pics.

Sent, without pictorial accompaniment."

I cant see what was exactly wrong with the message

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I have just had the best first message EVER! Am I allowed to copy it on here?

nope, but you can mail me, and add fanny pics.

Sent, without pictorial accompaniment.

I cant see what was exactly wrong with the message

Now I want to see too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have just had the best first message EVER! Am I allowed to copy it on here?

nope, but you can mail me, and add fanny pics.

Sent, without pictorial accompaniment.

I cant see what was exactly wrong with the message

Perfectly reasonable request, in my opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had a ... If a guy wanted to lick cum off your tits...

I didnt see the rest coz i deleted without reading "

I got one saying that this week. Given our proximity, me thinks from the same lyrical poet

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

I always worry that I don't have anything interesting to say and the initial messages I do send can be a little generic.

But they do at least contain complete sentences, even if it's the same sentences I sent a load of other girls.

Starting to feel a little better about myself, lol.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I get the odd "fancy a BJ" from fellow straight(

)men occasionally.

So tempting...ish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK...guys often complain about ' I can't get a response'

'whats wrong with me?' The above comments show what's wrong. The fact that men out number women on here probably 10-1 shouldn't be any worry to any man who can communicate properly, as probably 9-10 get filtered away, leaving only a few blokes to get a chance.Simples!

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By *bwitchedWoman
over a year ago

Batley, West Yorkshire

"Just had a ... If a guy wanted to lick cum off your tits...

I didnt see the rest coz i deleted without reading

I got one saying that this week. Given our proximity, me thinks from the same lyrical poet

Well that makes 3 of us lol

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"OK...guys often complain about ' I can't get a response'

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"I've never had one. Is there something wrong with me?

uh oh! youve done it now.....no theres nothing wrong with you..you were lucky until you posted this comment..enjoy xxx

Nooope! Still haven't had one!

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House

Every week I get several of the eternal "I'm at a hotel near you, want to meet/fuck?"

Every day I get the "want to fuck?" messages.

Every day someone wants to wank over my tits, face, belly etc as though it's their dying wish.

Those that get a reply are the ones that sent a nice, thought out message. The rest are binned.

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By *untimes6969Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I have just had the best first message EVER! Am I allowed to copy it on here?"

Not sure if that's allowed! Love to see the quality of the message though, please PM x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favourite " u is hot" followed by naff "gangsta pose with cock of course.Why just why?"

And yet these self same types usually have a dozen veris.....go figure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During face pic friday thread once I sent my face pic to a woman in my area she sent one back saying "wow can we fuck " so guys get them too not just you ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"During face pic friday thread once I sent my face pic to a woman in my area she sent one back saying "wow can we fuck " so guys get them too not just you ladies "

Bit of marketing there, eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had "fancy a prick between your tits?" as a very first message recently. Obviously this guy was looking to switch it up a bit.

Maybe he was just looking to re home David Cameron???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"During face pic friday thread once I sent my face pic to a woman in my area she sent one back saying "wow can we fuck " so guys get them too not just you ladies

Bit of marketing there, eh?

Just saying. Didn't end up meeting her anyway.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"During face pic friday thread once I sent my face pic to a woman in my area she sent one back saying "wow can we fuck " so guys get them too not just you ladies

Bit of marketing there, eh?

Just saying. Didn't end up meeting her anyway. "

oh my, arent you the lucky one...hehehe

seems to me same line same outcome, whatever the gender..i havent had one from a lady yet..however my inbox is like fort knox

shed have to do it public (not advisable) it might work with me in a club though ..i need the sledgehammer face to face, otherwise i think people are just being sociable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had "fancy a prick between your tits?" as a very first message recently. Obviously this guy was looking to switch it up a bit.

Maybe he was just looking to re home David Cameron???

Arf!

I had a first message which said "I wanna smell ur farts", which was outrageous. Ladies don't fart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"During face pic friday thread once I sent my face pic to a woman in my area she sent one back saying "wow can we fuck " so guys get them too not just you ladies

Bit of marketing there, eh?

Just saying. Didn't end up meeting her anyway.

oh my, arent you the lucky one...hehehe

seems to me same line same outcome, whatever the gender..i havent had one from a lady yet..however my inbox is like fort knox

shed have to do it public (not advisable) it might work with me in a club though ..i need the sledgehammer face to face, otherwise i think people are just being sociable

(With sledgehammer in hand)

Next time you do a picnic . Can I come?

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