FabSwingers.com forum: RANT

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ok I am so pissed off right now !!!!

I message all these profiles and tell them how !!!!

nice I am

How good I am at oral

it takes me ages to cum

got a big dick

got a big tongue

got big fingers

am genuine

am fun

am clean

am shaven

did I say got a big dick

always turn up

never let anyone down

oh whatever you know what I mean so why dont you reply to my message asking you if you want a fuck !!!!

please where am I going wrong on here !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol you forgot to say please..

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

"lol you forgot to say please.."

perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Copycat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Copycat!

ha ha not quite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're sending all that in the first message, no wonder nobody replies! You'll be scaring the living daylights outta them! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok I am so pissed off right now !!!!

I message all these profiles and tell them how !!!!

nice I am

How good I am at oral

it takes me ages to cum

got a big dick

got a big tongue

got big fingers

am genuine

am fun

am clean

am shaven

did I say got a big dick

always turn up

never let anyone down

oh whatever you know what I mean so why dont you reply to my message asking you if you want a fuck !!!!

please where am I going wrong on here !!!!!

And you say you are a non pushy friendly guy ???

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

By the beach

[Removed by poster at 02/12/10 23:52:14]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think a few people may have forgotten to take their Iron-y supplements along with their vitamins this morning.

this post is an obvious joke"

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

By the beach

aww feck I hit the delete button by accident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think a few people may have forgotten to take their Iron-y supplements along with their vitamins this morning.

this post is an obvious joke

Yeah..........we are laughing are heads off here.

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By *hickencurryCouple
over a year ago

brisbane

spelling mistake in profile tut tut tut, puts off everyone trust me. get rid of that and it's perfect

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"ok I am so pissed off right now !!!!

I message all these profiles and tell them how !!!!

nice I am

How good I am at oral

it takes me ages to cum

got a big dick

got a big tongue

got big fingers

am genuine

am fun

am clean

am shaven

did I say got a big dick

always turn up

never let anyone down

oh whatever you know what I mean so why dont you reply to my message asking you if you want a fuck !!!!

please where am I going wrong on here !!!!!

You need a party trick tell them your a condom juggler or something so unbelievable that they have to meet you to find out if its right or not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apologies to the OP for being so bloody slow and not realising the irony. Must be way too late as spelling mistakes are creeping in now.

Time for bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok I am so pissed off right now !!!!

I message all these profiles and tell them how !!!!

nice I am

How good I am at oral

it takes me ages to cum

got a big dick

got a big tongue

got big fingers

am genuine

am fun

am clean

am shaven

did I say got a big dick

always turn up

never let anyone down

oh whatever you know what I mean so why dont you reply to my message asking you if you want a fuck !!!!

please where am I going wrong on here !!!!!

thats a piss take post right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok I am so pissed off right now !!!!

I message all these profiles and tell them how !!!!

nice I am

How good I am at oral

it takes me ages to cum

got a big dick

got a big tongue

got big fingers

am genuine

am fun

am clean

am shaven

did I say got a big dick

always turn up

never let anyone down

oh whatever you know what I mean so why dont you reply to my message asking you if you want a fuck !!!!

please where am I going wrong on here !!!!!

thats a piss take post right?

yes Naughynympo it is, well i certainly hope it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you never know on here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See I said Yesterday Peeps just need lighten up a little - Sadly Humour in the written form is very difficult to appreciate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you could be don juan or casanova...and for all your party tricks you won't get a meet due to your disabilitating status of being......the single male.

(i had to cough that term up like cat sick)

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