FabSwingers.com forum: Only one item is permitted!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We are going to be locked in an hotel room together 24 hours a day for 1 week, we are not allowed outside and no one can come in, and phones are banned!

There is a bathroom and food and drink will be provided.

You are only permitted to take 1 item in with you, what is it? And why?

Mine would have to be my laptop, so we could at least get some music on, watch films and perv on Fab if we got really bored!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A room divider screen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A box of condoms

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my strap on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually scrap that, we can take pics on your laptop.

Under bed restraints.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Pack of playing cards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A paddling pool

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A room divider screen

Ha ha good call

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cake"

What type though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pack of playing cards."

Snap???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Actually scrap that, we can take pics on your laptop.

Under bed restraints.

Good call!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my strap on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A box of condoms

-Courtney"

Bumper size pack????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lube

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake

What type though? "

All the types.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We would bring a huge bottle of baby oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bubble bath

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cake

What type though?

All the types."

What sort of an answer is that!! And so much for 1 item

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bubble bath "

Nice!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We would bring a huge bottle of baby oil

That might get slippery!!!

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

My books I've neglected to read for a while, there's a few

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By *aaLaaWoman
over a year ago

Pontesbury

My inhaler - it's going to be a long week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deodorant we will need it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake

What type though?

All the types.

What sort of an answer is that!! And so much for 1 item

I've changed the rules!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cake

What type though?

All the types.

What sort of an answer is that!! And so much for 1 item

I've changed the rules!"

Typical feminist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Deodorant we will need it "

Not a bad shout!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My inhaler - it's going to be a long week."

Don't forget that!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My books I've neglected to read for a while, there's a few

One item!!!!

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

"My books I've neglected to read for a while, there's a few

One item!!!!"
ok war & peace

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My books I've neglected to read for a while, there's a few

One item!!!! ok war & peace

That could be very apt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Washing tablets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Washing tablets "

What the fuck are they ??? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wand...for that little bit xtra

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My wand...for that little bit xtra "

Every little helps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An extra guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Washing tablets

What the fuck are they ??? Lol "

Those tablets you put in your washing machine to clean your clothes!! If I had one item then I take it I can't bring clean pants ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Washing tablets

What the fuck are they ??? Lol

Those tablets you put in your washing machine to clean your clothes!! If I had one item then I take it I can't bring clean pants ....

Don't worry about pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake

What type though?

All the types.

What sort of an answer is that!! And so much for 1 item

I've changed the rules!

Typical feminist

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By *ipsxxCouple
over a year ago

My lipstick xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" My lipstick xx "

Colour?

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By *ipsxxCouple
over a year ago

I only wear red.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I only wear red. "

Me too

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By *ipsxxCouple
over a year ago

Prob suit you too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Prob suit you too

Goes with my eyes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucozade

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lucozade

Good choice!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my body! You wouldn't need anything else!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lucozade

Good choice!!!"

Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby wipes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Baby wipes"

Interesting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my body! You wouldn't need anything else!"

Nice answer!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change of bedding!

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plastic sheet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Change of bedding!

Her "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Plastic sheet?

Nice

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

My Violet Wand

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My Violet Wand"

I thought that said "violent"

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

"My Violet Wand"

Just heard about those, I want to play with electric

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agree with the laptop, sooooo much fun to be had

The strap-on was a close second thou

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

I like pneumatic intelligent fun to be with company so it would have to be a blow up doll.

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By *ynchedWoman
over a year ago

Dunstable

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By *ynchedWoman
over a year ago

Dunstable

my lelo wand....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will take along another sexy lady.

Too many great reasons to list why but she will provide perfect entertainment during my sessions of rest lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like pneumatic intelligent fun to be with company so it would have to be a blow up doll."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my lelo wand...."

It's turning into a magic show with all these wands

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I can't say without being put on the nawti step again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my lelo wand....

It's turning into a magic show with all these wands

Didn't sooty have one? Or was it sue ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my lelo wand....

It's turning into a magic show with all these wands

Didn't sooty have one? Or was it sue ?

Think it was sooty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet roll...lots of it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Toilet roll...lots of it!

Do you have the shits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my lelo wand....

It's turning into a magic show with all these wands

Didn't sooty have one? Or was it sue ?

Think it was sooty

My apologies ,no idea where that came from! Hand puppets? Really!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my lelo wand....

It's turning into a magic show with all these wands

Didn't sooty have one? Or was it sue ?

Think it was sooty

My apologies ,no idea where that came from! Hand puppets? Really!

Classic childhood TV!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are going to be locked in an hotel room together 24 hours a day for 1 week, we are not allowed outside and no one can come in, and phones are banned!

There is a bathroom and food and drink will be provided.

You are only permitted to take 1 item in with you, what is it? And why?

Mine would have to be my laptop, so we could at least get some music on, watch films and perv on Fab if we got really bored!!

Lol a trx

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Sooty may have had a wand but he sure got fisted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toilet roll...lots of it!

Do you have the shits

No...but if theres a lot of people in the room, id imagine the normal supply wouldn't be enough. Im practical like that..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The key to get out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We are going to be locked in an hotel room together 24 hours a day for 1 week, we are not allowed outside and no one can come in, and phones are banned!

There is a bathroom and food and drink will be provided.

You are only permitted to take 1 item in with you, what is it? And why?

Mine would have to be my laptop, so we could at least get some music on, watch films and perv on Fab if we got really bored!!

Lol a trx

Possibly only us would appreciate that ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The key to get out

xx "

How rude

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Toilet roll...lots of it!

Do you have the shits

No...but if theres a lot of people in the room, id imagine the normal supply wouldn't be enough. Im practical like that..lol

Good job you are!!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

A dress is like at least a bit of dignity while being locked in a room with a stranger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A dress is like at least a bit of dignity while being locked in a room with a stranger "

You would take a dress really?? That would be your choice

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"A dress is like at least a bit of dignity while being locked in a room with a stranger

You would take a dress really?? That would be your choice

Yes i make friends easily and if the person was a stuck up sod my own thoughts provide me enough company, plus if you are getting along you know that dress is performing the perfect tease as you know he's already thought about what's under it and also if your ladylike to request a dress for dignity you'd must be really filthy ones the fun starts, afterall there's a Reason the expression "a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets" exists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a big bottle of vodka

so with your music my vodka and lots of sex bound sure to have a good time xx

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chloroform so when you started to annoy the shit out of me, I'd shut you up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chloroform so when you started to annoy the shit out of me, I'd shut you up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A dress is like at least a bit of dignity while being locked in a room with a stranger

You would take a dress really?? That would be your choice

Great answer!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a big bottle of vodka

so with your music my vodka and lots of sex bound sure to have a good time xx

Yes good choice!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chloroform so when you started to annoy the shit out of me, I'd shut you up

Lol I like that answer

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Hair bands .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hair bands ."

Interesting choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My electric toothbrush

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By *he Milf ClubCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Will the hotel be replenishing the bathroom of little bottle of toiletries and changing the bedding ??

Anyway. Nail vanish. I wouldn't be able to sleep with a chipped nail.

(Fem)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my strap on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will the hotel be replenishing the bathroom of little bottle of toiletries and changing the bedding ??

Anyway. Nail vanish. I wouldn't be able to sleep with a chipped nail.

(Fem)"

Yeah they would! What colour varnish?

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By *he Milf ClubCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Will the hotel be replenishing the bathroom of little bottle of toiletries and changing the bedding ??

Anyway. Nail vanish. I wouldn't be able to sleep with a chipped nail.

(Fem)

Yeah they would! What colour varnish? "

Pillar box red. I do think coloured nails on a ladies hand looks great wrapped about a guys cock as I tease the tip with my tongue

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will the hotel be replenishing the bathroom of little bottle of toiletries and changing the bedding ??

Anyway. Nail vanish. I wouldn't be able to sleep with a chipped nail.

(Fem)

Yeah they would! What colour varnish?

Pillar box red. I do think coloured nails on a ladies hand looks great wrapped about a guys cock as I tease the tip with my tongue "

You're Defo invited!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Hitachi Magic Wand.

We don't think there needs to be an explanation. After all it is kind of the Swiss Army Knife of sex toys. ( especially with attachments.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, the chloroform would be used as soon as the door was closed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my strap on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a razor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will the hotel be replenishing the bathroom of little bottle of toiletries and changing the bedding ??

Anyway. Nail vanish. I wouldn't be able to sleep with a chipped nail.

(Fem)

Yeah they would! What colour varnish?

Pillar box red. I do think coloured nails on a ladies hand looks great wrapped about a guys cock as I tease the tip with my tongue

You're Defo invited!!! "
An extra womam feel greedy!!!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"My Violet Wand

Just heard about those, I want to play with electric

It's fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are going to be locked in an hotel room together 24 hours a day for 1 week, we are not allowed outside and no one can come in, and phones are banned!

There is a bathroom and food and drink will be provided.

You are only permitted to take 1 item in with you, what is it? And why?

Mine would have to be my laptop, so we could at least get some music on, watch films and perv on Fab if we got really bored!!

Lol a trx

Possibly only us would appreciate that ??"

It could be used for aaaaaall sorts if you use your imagination....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We are going to be locked in an hotel room together 24 hours a day for 1 week, we are not allowed outside and no one can come in, and phones are banned!

There is a bathroom and food and drink will be provided.

You are only permitted to take 1 item in with you, what is it? And why?

Mine would have to be my laptop, so we could at least get some music on, watch films and perv on Fab if we got really bored!!

Lol a trx

Possibly only us would appreciate that ??

It could be used for aaaaaall sorts if you use your imagination....

Yeah and if we piss each other off, hang man time

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"A dress is like at least a bit of dignity while being locked in a room with a stranger

You would take a dress really?? That would be your choice

Great answer!!"

And you dared to question me you'll learn not to underestimate a woman again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A dress is like at least a bit of dignity while being locked in a room with a stranger

You would take a dress really?? That would be your choice

Great answer!!

And you dared to question me you'll learn not to underestimate a woman again

I'll never learn my lesson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are going to be locked in an hotel room together 24 hours a day for 1 week, we are not allowed outside and no one can come in, and phones are banned!

There is a bathroom and food and drink will be provided.

You are only permitted to take 1 item in with you, what is it? And why?

Mine would have to be my laptop, so we could at least get some music on, watch films and perv on Fab if we got really bored!!

Lol a trx

Possibly only us would appreciate that ??

It could be used for aaaaaall sorts if you use your imagination....

Yeah and if we piss each other off, hang man time

Quite vicious!

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Large Hadron Collider under the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An extra guy

"
can I take you as an extra lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Violet Wand

Just heard about those, I want to play with electric

With you 's on this one love it

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"A dress is like at least a bit of dignity while being locked in a room with a stranger

You would take a dress really?? That would be your choice

Great answer!!

And you dared to question me you'll learn not to underestimate a woman again

I'll never learn my lesson

Well you need to find someone that can make you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massage oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake"

Food is provided..... Can my one item be my fwb?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A female friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The key to escape from the room

Hey op we are doing, neither of us have been barred for 24hrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ipod lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would av to a calendar I'm afraid.. Keep track of those dates... Ha.. Which Calender ?? Gary Barlow of course.. Keep me going.. Mmmmmmmmm x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The key to escape from the room

Hey op we are doing, neither of us have been barred for 24hrs

No escaping!!

I know aren't we doing well! Give it a day or so...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would av to a calendar I'm afraid.. Keep track of those dates... Ha.. Which Calender ?? Gary Barlow of course.. Keep me going.. Mmmmmmmmm x "

Love our Gary!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A car door . I can wind the window down if it gets hot

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Game of monopoly, that goes on forever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A car door . I can wind the window down if it gets hot

Him"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Game of monopoly, that goes on forever"

Can I be the car??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duct tape.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Duct tape."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An exercise bike.

(no, not for me - it's a cunning plan to tire out the other guys so I stand a better chance with the lovely ladies!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tissues and or/baby wipes - like to keep fresh

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