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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why is having a girl sit on your face so much fun?

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

If you don't know now you will never know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you don't know now you will never know "

Lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you don't know now you will never know "

yeah but if i actually said it i would get slapped...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"its not "

then what is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you done it? did you like it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you done it? did you like it?"

yeah, i luv wrapping my arms around her legs and letting my tongue off it's leash

many ways to do it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you done it? did you like it?

yeah, i luv wrapping my arms around her legs and letting my tongue off it's leash

many ways to do it though

"

Why you asking then?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


".... letting my tongue off it's leash

"

I am so spoilt for choice on how to reply I think my head might explode.

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


".... letting my tongue off it's leash

I am so spoilt for choice on how to reply I think my head might explode."

hmmm

1. spread your lips apart and slowly work the top area

2. make a lick motion from bottom to top

3. swirl your finger round the entrance whilst randomly sucking the little nodule

4. squeeze the lips apart and play it like an harmonica

etc

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


".... letting my tongue off it's leash

I am so spoilt for choice on how to reply I think my head might explode.

hmmm

1. spread your lips apart and slowly work the top area

2. make a lick motion from bottom to top

3. swirl your finger round the entrance whilst randomly sucking the little nodule

4. squeeze the lips apart and play it like an harmonica

etc

"

Nope, it was definitely none of those.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


".... letting my tongue off it's leash

I am so spoilt for choice on how to reply I think my head might explode.

hmmm

1. spread your lips apart and slowly work the top area

2. make a lick motion from bottom to top

3. swirl your finger round the entrance whilst randomly sucking the little nodule

4. squeeze the lips apart and play it like an harmonica

etc

Nope, it was definitely none of those."

seeing how far the tongue can wrap itself on the inside of the pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".... letting my tongue off it's leash

I am so spoilt for choice on how to reply I think my head might explode.

hmmm

1. spread your lips apart and slowly work the top area

2. make a lick motion from bottom to top

3. swirl your finger round the entrance whilst randomly sucking the little nodule

4. squeeze the lips apart and play it like an harmonica

etc

Nope, it was definitely none of those."

you have to admit though....what a charmer!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".... letting my tongue off it's leash

I am so spoilt for choice on how to reply I think my head might explode.

hmmm

1. spread your lips apart and slowly work the top area

2. make a lick motion from bottom to top

3. swirl your finger round the entrance whilst randomly sucking the little nodule

4. squeeze the lips apart and play it like an harmonica

etc

Nope, it was definitely none of those."

Polo! You make me laugh every single day I love you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girl sitting on your face? That sounds so wrong, what’s wrong with a woman?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A girl sitting on your face? That sounds so wrong, what’s wrong with a woman?"

jees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".... letting my tongue off it's leash

I am so spoilt for choice on how to reply I think my head might explode.

hmmm

1. spread your lips apart and slowly work the top area

2. make a lick motion from bottom to top

3. swirl your finger round the entrance whilst randomly sucking the little nodule

4. squeeze the lips apart and play it like an harmonica

etc

"

Blimey, for someone who was a virgin till they were in their 30's you seem to know some serious detail there!

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

it's better when one sits on your face and another sits on your cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you play 'Fairytale of New York' on that harmonica...make me think of Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


".... letting my tongue off it's leash

I am so spoilt for choice on how to reply I think my head might explode.

hmmm

1. spread your lips apart and slowly work the top area

2. make a lick motion from bottom to top

3. swirl your finger round the entrance whilst randomly sucking the little nodule

4. squeeze the lips apart and play it like an harmonica

etc

Blimey, for someone who was a virgin till they were in their 30's you seem to know some serious detail there!"

i don't pussyfoot around

it's not that difficult to get motivated to try it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats a nodule???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you play 'Fairytale of New York' on that harmonica...make me think of Christmas."

Is it me or do some people ask for it? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pot nodule?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"it's better when one sits on your face and another sits on your cock! "

i would like to try that, the threesome i tried was all about teasing and using blindfolds.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you play 'Fairytale of New York' on that harmonica...make me think of Christmas.

Is it me or do some people ask for it? lol "

the question is: can they take it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you play 'Fairytale of New York' on that harmonica...make me think of Christmas.

Is it me or do some people ask for it? lol

the question is: can they take it?"

some can take critique well and others can't take advice when offered. I learned the hard way in these forums so tend to leave the threads to those who really have something to offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".... letting my tongue off it's leash

I am so spoilt for choice on how to reply I think my head might explode.

hmmm

1. spread your lips apart and slowly work the top area

2. make a lick motion from bottom to top

3. swirl your finger round the entrance whilst randomly sucking the little nodule

4. squeeze the lips apart and play it like an harmonica

etc

Blimey, for someone who was a virgin till they were in their 30's you seem to know some serious detail there!"
You can learn a lot from Wikipedia I guess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pot nodule?"

If someone poured hot water over my nodule they'd be retrieving their bollocks from the back of their throat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you play 'Fairytale of New York' on that harmonica...make me think of Christmas.

Is it me or do some people ask for it? lol

the question is: can they take it?

some can take critique well and others can't take advice when offered. I learned the hard way in these forums so tend to leave the threads to those who really have something to offer "

Thing is, if you can't take the advise then why ask for it in a forum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


".... letting my tongue off it's leash

I am so spoilt for choice on how to reply I think my head might explode.

hmmm

1. spread your lips apart and slowly work the top area

2. make a lick motion from bottom to top

3. swirl your finger round the entrance whilst randomly sucking the little nodule

4. squeeze the lips apart and play it like an harmonica

etc

Blimey, for someone who was a virgin till they were in their 30's you seem to know some serious detail there! You can learn a lot from Wikipedia I guess!"

well u either

accept what i say is true

or u ask me to exercise my claims with any willing ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whats a nodule???"

a little bulbous protrusion in modern times as hiding the clit or is the clit. i can never be sure

all i know it's a bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is really weird!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its like having a Human Biology lesson lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is really weird!"

as apposed to something that isn't weird but could be if another person was analying that same thing

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

well u either

accept what i say is true

or u ask me to exercise my claims with any willing ladies

"

The thing is.... most of us just go and do stuff, without having to wait around for someone to ask us to prove we can.

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By *agman n angelCouple
over a year ago

benidorm

sorry unable to respond to this post due to uncontrolable fit of laughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats a nodule???

a little bulbous protrusion in modern times as hiding the clit or is the clit. i can never be sure

all i know it's a bugger"

you are not sure what is or is not the clit?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you play 'Fairytale of New York' on that harmonica...make me think of Christmas.

Is it me or do some people ask for it? lol

the question is: can they take it?

some can take critique well and others can't take advice when offered. I learned the hard way in these forums so tend to leave the threads to those who really have something to offer "

but advice is usually biased about what u would like as a person. So not always helpful as ppl differ as demonstrated by the range of female profiles

no offence to you or your suggestions

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield


"Whats a nodule???

a little bulbous protrusion in modern times as hiding the clit or is the clit. i can never be sure

all i know it's a bugger"

its the hood you nodule

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Thank you so much for giving me such a bloody good laugh this lunchtime....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may have let a bit go in my pants...I hope you are all happy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whats a nodule???

a little bulbous protrusion in modern times as hiding the clit or is the clit. i can never be sure

all i know it's a bugger

you are not sure what is or is not the clit????? "

well in my defence neither did the rest of society until a cpl of years ago lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

well u either

accept what i say is true

or u ask me to exercise my claims with any willing ladies

The thing is.... most of us just go and do stuff, without having to wait around for someone to ask us to prove we can."

A person claims i stole from wikiepedia..

don't make claims if u aren't willing to accept answers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats a nodule???

a little bulbous protrusion in modern times as hiding the clit or is the clit. i can never be sure

all i know it's a bugger

you are not sure what is or is not the clit?????

well in my defence neither did the rest of society until a cpl of years ago lol"

In the 12 years or so that i have been sexually active (this is the fem not the male lol) i can assure you that there has never been any doubt what the clit was!

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield


"Whats a nodule???

a little bulbous protrusion in modern times as hiding the clit or is the clit. i can never be sure

all i know it's a bugger

you are not sure what is or is not the clit?????

well in my defence neither did the rest of society until a cpl of years ago lol"

I think you may find that most women from an early age know what a clit is.

From the dawn of time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i was being flippant , i know it's good

misunderstanding is the main source of humour...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I may have let a bit go in my pants...I hope you are all happy. "

You cum way too easily. Honestly, mention a nodule and you're there....sheeesh

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"i was being flippant , i know it's good

misunderstanding is the main source of humour..."

Stop please......I am wetting myself here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe the op meant that he didn't know where it was till a couple of years ago. And once he popped he just couldn't stop.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

well u either

accept what i say is true

or u ask me to exercise my claims with any willing ladies

The thing is.... most of us just go and do stuff, without having to wait around for someone to ask us to prove we can.

A person claims i stole from wikiepedia..

don't make claims if u aren't willing to accept answers "

I thought it was 'don't make claims if there wasn't an injury'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whats a nodule???

a little bulbous protrusion in modern times as hiding the clit or is the clit. i can never be sure

all i know it's a bugger

you are not sure what is or is not the clit?????

well in my defence neither did the rest of society until a cpl of years ago lol

I think you may find that most women from an early age know what a clit is.

From the dawn of time"

hmm, not really. they new it was there but did they know they could use it...

i was reading that they didn't

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

well u either

accept what i say is true

or u ask me to exercise my claims with any willing ladies

The thing is.... most of us just go and do stuff, without having to wait around for someone to ask us to prove we can.

A person claims i stole from wikiepedia..

don't make claims if u aren't willing to accept answers

I thought it was 'don't make claims if there wasn't an injury' "

quotations are wide in nbr. thats all i'm saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i was being flippant , i know it's good

misunderstanding is the main source of humour...

Stop please......I am wetting myself here"

can't take u anywhere...

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

well in my defence neither did the rest of society until a cpl of years ago lol"

This is true... until that point it was known as "the man in the boat"..... resulting in a few fraught fishermen taking out injunction orders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I may have let a bit go in my pants...I hope you are all happy.

You cum way too easily. Honestly, mention a nodule and you're there....sheeesh"

You are so going to get your arse smacked for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

well u either

accept what i say is true

or u ask me to exercise my claims with any willing ladies

The thing is.... most of us just go and do stuff, without having to wait around for someone to ask us to prove we can.

A person claims i stole from wikiepedia..

don't make claims if u aren't willing to accept answers "
LOL is all I can muster to say.

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield


"Whats a nodule???

a little bulbous protrusion in modern times as hiding the clit or is the clit. i can never be sure

all i know it's a bugger

you are not sure what is or is not the clit?????

well in my defence neither did the rest of society until a cpl of years ago lol

I think you may find that most women from an early age know what a clit is.

From the dawn of time

hmm, not really. they new it was there but did they know they could use it...

i was reading that they didn't "

women know its there because it gives pleasure, do you think women have been looking at thier clits thinking, i wonder what that does?HAHAHAH

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whats a nodule???

a little bulbous protrusion in modern times as hiding the clit or is the clit. i can never be sure

all i know it's a bugger

you are not sure what is or is not the clit?????

well in my defence neither did the rest of society until a cpl of years ago lol

I think you may find that most women from an early age know what a clit is.

From the dawn of time

hmm, not really. they new it was there but did they know they could use it...

i was reading that they didn't

women know its there because it gives pleasure, do you think women have been looking at thier clits thinking, i wonder what that does?HAHAHAH"

are u saying a girl in 1324 new the clit could excite them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I may have let a bit go in my pants...I hope you are all happy.

You cum way too easily. Honestly, mention a nodule and you're there....sheeesh

You are so going to get your arse smacked for that! "

Wouldn't be the first time baby! Mwah x

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"Whats a nodule???

a little bulbous protrusion in modern times as hiding the clit or is the clit. i can never be sure

all i know it's a bugger

you are not sure what is or is not the clit?????

well in my defence neither did the rest of society until a cpl of years ago lol

I think you may find that most women from an early age know what a clit is.

From the dawn of time

hmm, not really. they new it was there but did they know they could use it...

i was reading that they didn't

women know its there because it gives pleasure, do you think women have been looking at thier clits thinking, i wonder what that does?HAHAHAH

are u saying a girl in 1324 new the clit could excite them..."

Only when she rubbed it with her vibrator.....

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

hmm, not really. they new it was there but did they know they could use it...

i was reading that they didn't "

I think I would be more inclined to trust the knowledge of someone who has one, rather than someone who's read about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Derrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1324....is that a new wine bar on the high street?

Oh please lets keep this going, I'm in hysterics!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

are u saying a girl in 1324 new the clit could excite them..."

Are you saying a man had to be told that stroking his cock was a nice feeling before he tried touching it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting confused now.Have women only just started getting clits?...wonder what was there before.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

are u saying a girl in 1324 new the clit could excite them...

Are you saying a man had to be told that stroking his cock was a nice feeling before he tried touching it?"

your changing the arguement. up until recently the clit was not known. proove me wrong and i'll be happy to admit i'm at fault...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm getting confused now.Have women only just started getting clits?...wonder what was there before."

clits were there but whether they new they could use them is another thing

i could say the same about the male g spot (haha)

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

are u saying a girl in 1324 new the clit could excite them...

Are you saying a man had to be told that stroking his cock was a nice feeling before he tried touching it?

your changing the arguement. up until recently the clit was not known. proove me wrong and i'll be happy to admit i'm at fault..."

Well I have certainly been well aware of mine and what it does for the last 30 years or so.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I'm getting confused now.Have women only just started getting clits?...wonder what was there before."

Angry fishermen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm getting confused now.Have women only just started getting clits?...wonder what was there before."

A third hand.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"I'm getting confused now.Have women only just started getting clits?...wonder what was there before.

clits were there but whether they new they could use them is another thing

i could say the same about the male g spot (haha)

What an absolute load of cobblers! Whether they knew they could use them'? For crying out loud, they're part of our bodies, not a new fangled invention! Z

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not Known...Yeh men didn't have cocks til 1973!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is having a girl sit on your face so much fun?"
i love a girl on my face xx 69 is my fav 2 faces xx i am bi so love that jo xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm getting confused now.Have women only just started getting clits?...wonder what was there before.

clits were there but whether they new they could use them is another thing

i could say the same about the male g spot (haha)

What an absolute load of cobblers! Whether they knew they could use them'? For crying out loud, they're part of our bodies, not a new fangled invention! Z

"

Did guys know about make g spot or is that an invention to balance girls being forced to like anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm getting confused now.Have women only just started getting clits?...wonder what was there before.

clits were there but whether they new they could use them is another thing

i could say the same about the male g spot (haha)

What an absolute load of cobblers! Whether they knew they could use them'? For crying out loud, they're part of our bodies, not a new fangled invention! Z

Did guys know about make g spot or is that an invention to balance girls being forced to like anal"

Hahahaaaaaa oh no I'm off again!!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I'm getting confused now.Have women only just started getting clits?...wonder what was there before.

clits were there but whether they new they could use them is another thing

i could say the same about the male g spot (haha)

What an absolute load of cobblers! Whether they knew they could use them'? For crying out loud, they're part of our bodies, not a new fangled invention! Z

Did guys know about make g spot or is that an invention to balance girls being forced to like anal"

Ask the ancient Greeks… they loved a bit of anal on a lads night in after dinner.

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I am now going to try and forget you used the word 'forced'.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"I'm getting confused now.Have women only just started getting clits?...wonder what was there before.

clits were there but whether they new they could use them is another thing

i could say the same about the male g spot (haha)

What an absolute load of cobblers! Whether they knew they could use them'? For crying out loud, they're part of our bodies, not a new fangled invention! Z

Did guys know about make g spot or is that an invention to balance girls being forced to like anal"

Whoa!!!!!! Forced to like anal? What planet are you from or do you deliberately just type random phrases? Z

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield


"

are u saying a girl in 1324 new the clit could excite them...

Are you saying a man had to be told that stroking his cock was a nice feeling before he tried touching it?

your changing the arguement. up until recently the clit was not known. proove me wrong and i'll be happy to admit i'm at fault..."

As humans, are main aim in life is to reproduce, i mean this in a broad sense.

So OP when we have sex, thats when the man puts his thingy into the womens money box, something feels good.

Quess what? for the women that amongst other things is the clit.

Its basic needs stuff, now get real please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm getting confused now.Have women only just started getting clits?...wonder what was there before.

clits were there but whether they new they could use them is another thing

i could say the same about the male g spot (haha)

What an absolute load of cobblers! Whether they knew they could use them'? For crying out loud, they're part of our bodies, not a new fangled invention! Z

Did guys know about make g spot or is that an invention to balance girls being forced to like anal

Ask the ancient Greeks… they loved a bit of anal on a lads night in after dinner.

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I am now going to try and forget you used the word 'forced'."

ok. then porn is good then...cos it wasn't forced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna get me one of these 'clits'...I'll put it near my 'H spot'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why is having a girl sit on your face so much fun?i love a girl on my face xx 69 is my fav 2 faces xx i am bi so love that jo xxxx"

i just luv girl /girl

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

STOP!!! I can barely breathe from laughing.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A girl sitting on your face? That sounds so wrong, what’s wrong with a woman?"

so in porn would u say a scene involving two woman as

woman on woman

or girl on girl

sometimes the sound of the word plays aprt more than the literal meaning if ut...

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Why is having a girl sit on your face so much fun?i love a girl on my face xx 69 is my fav 2 faces xx i am bi so love that jo xxxx

i just luv girl /girl"

Given the options I am sure many women would choose it.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"A girl sitting on your face? That sounds so wrong, what’s wrong with a woman?

so in porn would u say a scene involving two woman as

woman on woman

or girl on girl

sometimes the sound of the word plays aprt more than the literal meaning if ut...

"

Porn? We don't watch porn, we actually do stuff, you know, for real! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"STOP!!! I can barely breathe from laughing....."

Ditto...I really should try get home through the snow but I can't tear myself away!

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield


"A girl sitting on your face? That sounds so wrong, what’s wrong with a woman?

so in porn would u say a scene involving two woman as

woman on woman

or girl on girl

sometimes the sound of the word plays aprt more than the literal meaning if ut...

Porn? We don't watch porn, we actually do stuff, you know, for real! Z"

Ahh so does the op, he just cant find the clit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry OP...I'm getting confused again.Would you clear something up for me please?...this 'clit', of which you speak' is it somewhere near the lady's tuppence?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry OP...I'm getting confused again.Would you clear something up for me please?...this 'clit', of which you speak' is it somewhere near the lady's tuppence?"

No...its between the 2nd and 3rd toe on the left foot. The thing you're thinking of is the nodule. Thats next to where the H spot would be on a bloke.

Nodule...I like that word.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A girl sitting on your face? That sounds so wrong, what’s wrong with a woman?

so in porn would u say a scene involving two woman as

woman on woman

or girl on girl

sometimes the sound of the word plays aprt more than the literal meaning if ut...

Porn? We don't watch porn, we actually do stuff, you know, for real! Z

Ahh so does the op, he just cant find the clit"

so do i. i was using porn as an example to demonstrate my point.

i dunno, porn is not porn if how u interpret it is different

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry OP...I'm getting confused again.Would you clear something up for me please?...this 'clit', of which you speak' is it somewhere near the lady's tuppence?"

*grin*

I think u know!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Sorry OP...I'm getting confused again.Would you clear something up for me please?...this 'clit', of which you speak' is it somewhere near the lady's tuppence?"

I hope not... or that means the Queen doesn't have one She never carries money.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"A girl sitting on your face? That sounds so wrong, what’s wrong with a woman?

so in porn would u say a scene involving two woman as

woman on woman

or girl on girl

sometimes the sound of the word plays aprt more than the literal meaning if ut...

Porn? We don't watch porn, we actually do stuff, you know, for real! Z

Ahh so does the op, he just cant find the clit

so do i. i was using porn as an example to demonstrate my point.

i dunno, porn is not porn if how u interpret it is different"

Where is the rolling about the floor and crying with laughter icon when you need it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry OP...I'm getting confused again.Would you clear something up for me please?...this 'clit', of which you speak' is it somewhere near the lady's tuppence?

No...its between the 2nd and 3rd toe on the left foot. The thing you're thinking of is the nodule. Thats next to where the H spot would be on a bloke.

Nodule...I like that word. "

There's so much to learn! Let me get some paper and a crayon.

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield


"Sorry OP...I'm getting confused again.Would you clear something up for me please?...this 'clit', of which you speak' is it somewhere near the lady's tuppence?

No...its between the 2nd and 3rd toe on the left foot. The thing you're thinking of is the nodule. Thats next to where the H spot would be on a bloke.

Nodule...I like that word. "

Dont astronaughts go to space in nodules

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Hang on, I'm having troublefinding it! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry OP...I'm getting confused again.Would you clear something up for me please?...this 'clit', of which you speak' is it somewhere near the lady's tuppence?

*grin*

I think u know!"

He doesn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry OP...I'm getting confused again.Would you clear something up for me please?...this 'clit', of which you speak' is it somewhere near the lady's tuppence?

No...its between the 2nd and 3rd toe on the left foot. The thing you're thinking of is the nodule. Thats next to where the H spot would be on a bloke.

Nodule...I like that word.

Dont astronaughts go to space in nodules"

Isn't that a Module?

Oh heck I can't breathe!!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Back... I was just checking if I had the Queen's head on my nodule.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry OP...I'm getting confused again.Would you clear something up for me please?...this 'clit', of which you speak' is it somewhere near the lady's tuppence?

*grin*

I think u know!

He doesn't "

You'll see when I'm rubbing your feet woman

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield


"Sorry OP...I'm getting confused again.Would you clear something up for me please?...this 'clit', of which you speak' is it somewhere near the lady's tuppence?

No...its between the 2nd and 3rd toe on the left foot. The thing you're thinking of is the nodule. Thats next to where the H spot would be on a bloke.

Nodule...I like that word.

Dont astronaughts go to space in nodules

Isn't that a Module?

Oh heck I can't breathe!!! "

O ye it is, im sure i completed some nodules for an NVQ though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its not "

Oh i don't know Nymph, I would love you looking down at me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting nodule envy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its not

Oh i don't know Nymph, I would love you looking down at me!

"
I am going to be looking down on you soon , lol

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield


"its not

Oh i don't know Nymph, I would love you looking down at me!

"

Yawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best thread in like...ever!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a day off due to snow and it is like i have entered the twilight zone! i actually think i should just go in to work lol

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield


"I have a day off due to snow and it is like i have entered the twilight zone! i actually think i should just go in to work lol"

you should go in your nodule

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Forget Python....forget Fools and Horses....this is British comedy at it's best.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A girl sitting on your face? That sounds so wrong, what’s wrong with a woman?

so in porn would u say a scene involving two woman as

woman on woman

or girl on girl

sometimes the sound of the word plays aprt more than the literal meaning if ut...

Porn? We don't watch porn, we actually do stuff, you know, for real! Z

Ahh so does the op, he just cant find the clit"

well come and show me where it is so i know in future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a day off due to snow and it is like i have entered the twilight zone! i actually think i should just go in to work lol

you should go in your nodule"

i would, but i work in a male dominated department, so none of them would know what it was!!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

well come and show me where it is so i know in future"

It's about half inch above your eyebrows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its not

Oh i don't know Nymph, I would love you looking down at me!

I am going to be looking down on you soon , lol"

Mmmm and i can't wait!

Can we leave that til we are out of the hot tub though!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats a nodule???"

Shush ! That was MY question when i'd finished laughin.....

I am seriously upstet! I never knew I had a nodule.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Whats a nodule???

Shush ! That was MY question when i'd finished laughin.....

I am seriously upstet! I never knew I had a nodule. "

Well of course you wouldn't... they have only been around for a couple of years... you were probably born without one.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Ahhhhhhhhhhh the penny has dropped.... That's why Blue Water shopping centre has so many older women in there.... it's the 'no hoodies' rule!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"Ahhhhhhhhhhh the penny has dropped.... That's why Blue Water shopping centre has so many older women in there.... it's the 'no hoodies' rule!"

Thanks, coffee on screen! Z

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"its not

Oh i don't know Nymph, I would love you looking down at me!

I am going to be looking down on you soon , lol

Mmmm and i can't wait!

Can we leave that til we are out of the hot tub though!

"

since your comment was deleted i shall say what i have to

i grow my own fruit and veg garden as i am a boxer and like to stay healthly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

damn did i just see a mention of his tomato pic? bloody crashed and now can't see the post

I was told off PUBLICLY yesterday for mentioning that pic PRIVATELY only because I couldn't see the signifance of the pic being on a site for swingers

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Feck me....we have gone from face sitting to the sodding Good Life....

You should grow your own clits my friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Feck me....we have gone from face sitting to the sodding Good Life....

You should grow your own clits my friend"

are u begrudging me because i have an activity i like.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

*waits for jane to write a list as long as a donkey's cock*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feck me....we have gone from face sitting to the sodding Good Life....

You should grow your own clits my friend

are u begrudging me because i have an activity i like.

"

so do us girls - it involves those clits that have just been invented

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

The OP should be careful with that boxing though....I read it can often result in brain damage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Feck me....we have gone from face sitting to the sodding Good Life....

You should grow your own clits my friend

are u begrudging me because i have an activity i like.

"

if u hadn't known about the good life u couldn't of made fun out of me.

are u trying to be superier by supressing what i like

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"*waits for jane to write a list as long as a donkey's cock*"
#

You know me too well sister....

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Feck me....we have gone from face sitting to the sodding Good Life....

You should grow your own clits my friend

are u begrudging me because i have an activity i like.

if u hadn't known about the good life u couldn't of made fun out of me.

are u trying to be superier by supressing what i like"

Trust me.... no one needed to wait for the tomatoe to surface.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahhhhhhhhhhh the penny has dropped.... That's why Blue Water shopping centre has so many older women in there.... it's the 'no hoodies' rule!"

FFS !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Feck me....we have gone from face sitting to the sodding Good Life....

You should grow your own clits my friend

are u begrudging me because i have an activity i like.

if u hadn't known about the good life u couldn't of made fun out of me.

are u trying to be superier by supressing what i like

Trust me.... no one needed to wait for the tomatoe to surface.

"

how could she have used 'the good life' in her sentence if tomatoes wasn't used?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"damn did i just see a mention of his tomato pic? bloody crashed and now can't see the post

I was told off PUBLICLY yesterday for mentioning that pic PRIVATELY only because I couldn't see the signifance of the pic being on a site for swingers"

Ooooooo who told you off ? I was going to ask Why Tomato ?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Because you were the one that mentioned growing your own fruit and veg.....did you forget you typed that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the OP...Genuinely Sir I tip my hat to you.You make look at things slightly differently than some of us (and God bless you for that) but you are, intentionally or not, the author of some of the funniest threads I have seen on here.So...I send you a hearty 'virtual' handshake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"damn did i just see a mention of his tomato pic? bloody crashed and now can't see the post

I was told off PUBLICLY yesterday for mentioning that pic PRIVATELY only because I couldn't see the signifance of the pic being on a site for swingers

Ooooooo who told you off ? I was going to ask Why Tomato ? "

I thoughtnit was original as it gets ppl asking questions,

anyway, i thought u said some girls don't like msg all about sex, they want to hold a conversation

Some of u are chaging your tune or delib eretly winding me up

haha

ppl.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"

since your comment was deleted i shall say what i have to

i grow my own fruit and veg garden as i am a boxer and like to stay healthly"

In case you forgot you posted this....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

oh this thread just gets better!!!! mfco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is brill

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

since your comment was deleted i shall say what i have to

i grow my own fruit and veg garden as i am a boxer and like to stay healthly

In case you forgot you posted this....

"

after the initial comment to the main person concerned

still u are arrogant to laugh at my garden when u use a guote about it yourself. without my tomato to aid your comment u wouldn't have said anything. Are u restricting what i should know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats a nodule???

a little bulbous protrusion in modern times as hiding the clit or is the clit. i can never be sure

all i know it's a bugger"

If you are buggering it, it sure as hell isn't a clit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Are u restricting what i should know

"

i think you must be right, there is a conspiracy to restrict what you know - hence you not knowing about the clitoris!

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By *agman n angelCouple
over a year ago

benidorm

we are sure this thread has done something for your cred on the site, not sure what , but hey its been fun and enlightening.

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield

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over a year ago


"we are sure this thread has done something for your cred on the site, not sure what , but hey its been fun and enlightening."

i'm not into cred. i couldn't care less.

i like to be involved in issues whether it paints me in a bad light or a good light - is not what i'm bout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to go lie down in a darkened room and get in touch with my hooded groover.

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield


"its not

Oh i don't know Nymph, I would love you looking down at me!

I am going to be looking down on you soon , lol

Mmmm and i can't wait!

Can we leave that til we are out of the hot tub though!

since your comment was deleted i shall say what i have to

i grow my own fruit and veg garden as i am a boxer and like to stay healthly"

I was just wondering with your love of growing and boxing, do you ever get cauliflower ear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Are u restricting what i should know

i think you must be right, there is a conspiracy to restrict what you know - hence you not knowing about the clitoris!"

and do u girls know how tight to hold a cock when u are stroking it....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we are sure this thread has done something for your cred on the site, not sure what , but hey its been fun and enlightening.

i'm not into cred. i couldn't care less.

i like to be involved in issues whether it paints me in a bad light or a good light - is not what i'm bout

"

Or you could have just taken that in the spirit,I believe, it was intended.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"we are sure this thread has done something for your cred on the site, not sure what , but hey its been fun and enlightening.

i'm not into cred. i couldn't care less.

i like to be involved in issues whether it paints me in a bad light or a good light - is not what i'm bout

Or you could have just taken that in the spirit,I believe, it was intended. "

since most ppl were on my case it's hard to know how to take the comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Are u restricting what i should know

i think you must be right, there is a conspiracy to restrict what you know - hence you not knowing about the clitoris!

and do u girls know how tight to hold a cock when u are stroking it....?

"

Never stroke a cock against the flow of its' feathers ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

since your comment was deleted i shall say what i have to

i grow my own fruit and veg garden as i am a boxer and like to stay healthly

In case you forgot you posted this....

after the initial comment to the main person concerned

still u are arrogant to laugh at my garden when u use a guote about it yourself. without my tomato to aid your comment u wouldn't have said anything. Are u restricting what i should know

"

who is this aimed at?

I seem to remember you saying your peace about me and tomatogate in a forum post yesterday!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"...

still u are arrogant to laugh at my garden ....

"

I just had a flashback to a clinic appointment with a rather critical gynaecologist... after my epilator broke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Are u restricting what i should know

i think you must be right, there is a conspiracy to restrict what you know - hence you not knowing about the clitoris!

and do u girls know how tight to hold a cock when u are stroking it....?

"

I have never had any complaints

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"its not

Oh i don't know Nymph, I would love you looking down at me!

I am going to be looking down on you soon , lol

Mmmm and i can't wait!

Can we leave that til we are out of the hot tub though!

since your comment was deleted i shall say what i have to

i grow my own fruit and veg garden as i am a boxer and like to stay healthly

I was just wondering with your love of growing and boxing, do you ever get cauliflower ear"

duck! hit before u get hit

everybody has different levels of abuse. it's upto the individual makeup

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"

since your comment was deleted i shall say what i have to

i grow my own fruit and veg garden as i am a boxer and like to stay healthly

In case you forgot you posted this....

after the initial comment to the main person concerned

still u are arrogant to laugh at my garden when u use a guote about it yourself. without my tomato to aid your comment u wouldn't have said anything. Are u restricting what i should know

"

Honestly darling.....I swear I have never seen your tomato....nor heard about it until you brought it up.

But if you are proud of it, then that is all that matters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we are sure this thread has done something for your cred on the site, not sure what , but hey its been fun and enlightening.

i'm not into cred. i couldn't care less.

i like to be involved in issues whether it paints me in a bad light or a good light - is not what i'm bout

Or you could have just taken that in the spirit,I believe, it was intended.

since most ppl were on my case it's hard to know how to take the comment"

If it were me...I would look at it as bringing some pleasure into some women's day with this thread.Take the good and leave the bad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

are u saying a girl in 1324 new the clit could excite them...

Are you saying a man had to be told that stroking his cock was a nice feeling before he tried touching it?"

i can't remember. it was so long ago..

i don't know if it was influence through mags etc or ppl talking

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"

Are u restricting what i should know

i think you must be right, there is a conspiracy to restrict what you know - hence you not knowing about the clitoris!

and do u girls know how tight to hold a cock when u are stroking it....?

"

Yes but only after being charged by the police for strangling one or two of them....

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

....tomatogate ...."

Oh fuck me! I had just about managed to hold it together up until this point.... but that's it... I have lost it.

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield


"

since your comment was deleted i shall say what i have to

i grow my own fruit and veg garden as i am a boxer and like to stay healthly

In case you forgot you posted this....

after the initial comment to the main person concerned

still u are arrogant to laugh at my garden when u use a guote about it yourself. without my tomato to aid your comment u wouldn't have said anything. Are u restricting what i should know

Honestly darling.....I swear I have never seen your tomato....nor heard about it until you brought it up.

But if you are proud of it, then that is all that matters."

I agree, it is a mighty fine umm tomato

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

since your comment was deleted i shall say what i have to

i grow my own fruit and veg garden as i am a boxer and like to stay healthly

In case you forgot you posted this....

after the initial comment to the main person concerned

still u are arrogant to laugh at my garden when u use a guote about it yourself. without my tomato to aid your comment u wouldn't have said anything. Are u restricting what i should know

who is this aimed at?

I seem to remember you saying your peace about me and tomatogate in a forum post yesterday!!"

not u : )

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

and do u girls know how tight to hold a cock when u are stroking it....?

"

I certainly don't... I get it wrong everytime. In fact I am so bad they start spitting at me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

and do u girls know how tight to hold a cock when u are stroking it....?

I certainly don't... I get it wrong everytime. In fact I am so bad they start spitting at me! "

Keep practicing...when it's just 'dry coughing' take a break

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By *hebrummiesCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"

are u saying a girl in 1324 new the clit could excite them...

Are you saying a man had to be told that stroking his cock was a nice feeling before he tried touching it?

i can't remember. it was so long ago..

i don't know if it was influence through mags etc or ppl talking

"

From a females point of view I can categorically tell you, that whilst I may not have known what the clit was actually called, I certainly knew it was there, AND how to use it to pleasure myself many many years before I ever read a naughty mag or even thought about sex! I would imagine the same could be said for the majority of women throughout humankinds existence, and somehow, I suspect the same is true for you guys too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

are u saying a girl in 1324 new the clit could excite them...

Are you saying a man had to be told that stroking his cock was a nice feeling before he tried touching it?

i can't remember. it was so long ago..

i don't know if it was influence through mags etc or ppl talking

From a females point of view I can categorically tell you, that whilst I may not have known what the clit was actually called, I certainly knew it was there, AND how to use it to pleasure myself many many years before I ever read a naughty mag or even thought about sex! I would imagine the same could be said for the majority of women throughout humankinds existence, and somehow, I suspect the same is true for you guys too!"

i can't argue with that as i am no female but if that was true then same must be said about guys and their g spot? or is that just a load of made up stuff

as it stands i thought

the penis is the equavalant to the pussy

the clit to the prostrate

But i'm dubious on this last part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....psssst we fems may not have a prostate.....but we too have a G spot.

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By *hebrummiesCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

[Removed by poster at 01/12/10 15:52:52]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....psssst we fems may not have a prostate.....but we too have a G spot."

that would be where?

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By *hebrummiesCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"....psssst we fems may not have a prostate.....but we too have a G spot."

Don't confuse him even more!

(can't type hence the deletion lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's my crayon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

why can't some girls come over and show me properly how and where everything fits.

u don't want to keep me in the dark?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

isn't this what Google is for?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Can I just say to Grim (The Op) a big thanks for putting a light hearted thread onto the forums, I have had such a laugh reading the posts from everyone this afternoon.

Cheered me up no end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why can't some girls come over and show me properly how and where everything fits.

u don't want to keep me in the dark?"

seems like to are just acting ignorant in order to get ladies to feel sorry enough to show you whats what!!!!

worse than 'wanna fuck?' msgs lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"isn't this what Google is for? "

ok. i'll have an oogle at google

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield


"....psssst we fems may not have a prostate.....but we too have a G spot.

that would be where?"

when you understand where the clit is, maybe the location of the female g spot could be next

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield


"why can't some girls come over and show me properly how and where everything fits.

u don't want to keep me in the dark?"

yes we would

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i don't want a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just as well cos I don't give one :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The location of the G-Spot is approximately 1-3" inside and on the ceiling of the vagina (that's the area in the direction of her navel)

To stimulate the G-spot, insert 1 or 2 fingers inside a woman's vagina and make a "come hither" motion with them.

Hope that helps put you in the picture.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....psssst we fems may not have a prostate.....but we too have a G spot.

that would be where?

when you understand where the clit is, maybe the location of the female g spot could be next"

how on earth will that help....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The location of the G-Spot is approximately 1-3" inside and on the ceiling of the vagina (that's the area in the direction of her navel)

To stimulate the G-spot, insert 1 or 2 fingers inside a woman's vagina and make a "come hither" motion with them.

Hope that helps put you in the picture.

"

i've done that.....whilst using the thumb as well

yeah, i like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The location of the G-Spot is approximately 1-3" inside and on the ceiling of the vagina (that's the area in the direction of her navel)

To stimulate the G-spot, insert 1 or 2 fingers inside a woman's vagina and make a "come hither" motion with them.

Hope that helps put you in the picture.

"

3"? So that's why my cock don't reach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The location of the G-Spot is approximately 1-3" inside and on the ceiling of the vagina (that's the area in the direction of her navel)

To stimulate the G-spot, insert 1 or 2 fingers inside a woman's vagina and make a "come hither" motion with them.

Hope that helps put you in the picture.

i've done that.....whilst using the thumb as well

yeah, i like that"

You must have bendy thumbs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The location of the G-Spot is approximately 1-3" inside and on the ceiling of the vagina (that's the area in the direction of her navel)

To stimulate the G-spot, insert 1 or 2 fingers inside a woman's vagina and make a "come hither" motion with them.

Hope that helps put you in the picture.

i've done that.....whilst using the thumb as well

yeah, i like that

You must have bendy thumbs "

maybe i'm not picturing it right

2 fingers massaging inside the pussy and a thumb rubbing the clit

bendy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was still at G spot lol...you need to explain what you mean or I'll never learn!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well that will teach me to go out for the afternoon. Ive just had three fags and wiped my tears so many times reading this thread. Has to be the best thread ever. Thankyou grim.

Now i have a question, i was told my clit was "half an inch short of being a cock" so do i have a microcock or do i have an enormous clit. Am i a woman or a hermaphrodite?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was still at G spot lol...you need to explain what you mean or I'll never learn!"

u talking to me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little ditty from Monty Python...................... all together now!

Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too

I love to hear you ORALIZE

When I'm between your thighs

You blow me away

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you

I'll sit on your face and THEN I'LL LOVE YOU TRULY

Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine

IF WE sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play

'Till we're blown away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that will teach me to go out for the afternoon. Ive just had three fags and wiped my tears so many times reading this thread. Has to be the best thread ever. Thankyou grim.

Now i have a question, i was told my clit was "half an inch short of being a cock" so do i have a microcock or do i have an enormous clit. Am i a woman or a hermaphrodite?"

hope you didn't wipe away your tears with your new hat

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

u talking to me?

"

Taxi Driver, 1976

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You really could not make this up

My wife really thought I was in tears she has just asked what's wrong

Was feeling a bit down today this has picked me right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You really could not make this up

My wife really thought I was in tears she has just asked what's wrong

Was feeling a bit down today this has picked me right up "

Likewise, Laughed my flippin ass off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A girl sitting on your face? That sounds so wrong, what’s wrong with a woman?

jees

"

I am also a woman. Why do we have to be called girls. Fer goodness sakes.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I nominate this as the thread of the year. Best laugh I have had in ages without someone taking their clothes off

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By *ibrosMan
over a year ago

harrow


"STOP!!! I can barely breathe from laughing.....

Ditto...I really should try get home through the snow but I can't tear myself away! "

I've passed an amusing 20 mins in this thread.

Thank you all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A girl sitting on your face? That sounds so wrong, what’s wrong with a woman?

jees

I am also a woman. Why do we have to be called girls. Fer goodness sakes. "

u can be called whatever u like, it's just a word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had mixed emotions to this thread, from laughing my head off to pure anger at some of the OP's answers,

A guy by his own admission who was a virgin until he was in his 30's is telling people who have had sex lives longer than he has been alive that until a couple of years ago that we didn't know what a clit was and women did not realise that it gave us pleasure when played with, I can assure you Hun, all women know long before they become sexually active what pleasure playing with the clit brings, just as men know about their cocks, we all learn this when we are babies and quite happily masturbate until our parents tell us not to and that it's wrong, we only rediscover it as we hit adolescence and puberty, so I think it is safe to say, that yes this has been a fact since the evolution of the human race, rant over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have had mixed emotions to this thread, from laughing my head off to pure anger at some of the OP's answers,

A guy by his own admission who was a virgin until he was in his 30's is telling people who have had sex lives longer than he has been alive that until a couple of years ago that we didn't know what a clit was and women did not realise that it gave us pleasure when played with, I can assure you Hun, all women know long before they become sexually active what pleasure playing with the clit brings, just as men know about their cocks, we all learn this when we are babies and quite happily masturbate until our parents tell us not to and that it's wrong, we only rediscover it as we hit adolescence and puberty, so I think it is safe to say, that yes this has been a fact since the evolution of the human race, rant over"

i only brought it up as in a recent comedy stint on have i got news for u or somthing like that, this very question was raised.

Woman didn't know they had a clit

cos off all the massive surge in toy sales

whether or not this was a joke on there half i don't know

i wasn't claming to know more the rest of u.

i was just drawing off what i heard

sometimes it can be wrong.

filtering out information in this moedern age is different as it's coming at all angles with no rules as to what legit and whats not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was still at G spot lol...you need to explain what you mean or I'll never learn!"

Please dont start with that - if the clit has only been around for the last few years or so, the gspot is definitely well and truly in the closet until at least 2030.

Em, sorry I cant reply to the original question because Ive forgotten what it was and im not deleting this thread and looking through and coming back to it. But I like this thread too, good on you OP for starting it and I hope you get the chance to have a woman sit on your face and one on your cock too

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Grim your thread cheered a lot of people up today, I am sure many enjoyed reading it and taking part in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sincerely...this thread has been joyous.It certainly brightened my day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still singing Monty Python's 'Sit on my face and tell me that you love me'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive just read this thread and completely agree with Bertie and Jane,it really has made me LOL,got to be the best thread ive read on here x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent read....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I personally would like to thank Grim (and subsequent posters) for one of the best threads I have ever read and for brightening up what started off as a very miserable day.

Hats off to you lad. May you post many more!!!!!

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine


".... letting my tongue off it's leash

I am so spoilt for choice on how to reply I think my head might explode.

hmmm

1. spread your lips apart and slowly work the top area

2. make a lick motion from bottom to top

3. swirl your finger round the entrance whilst randomly sucking the little nodule

4. squeeze the lips apart and play it like an harmonica

etc

Nope, it was definitely none of those.

seeing how far the tongue can wrap itself on the inside of the pussy"
you have been trying this on a creme egg comon admit it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pot nodule?"

PMSL@Bertie!

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By *af105Man
over a year ago

newtownards

lol excellent read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because its fucking horny licking a nice shaven pussy while your man is fucking her mmm try it.xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha... I've thoroughly enjoyed reading this too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just spent 30 minutes of my life reading this thread. I feel I've entered a parallel universe!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just spent 30 minutes of my life reading this thread. I feel I've entered a parallel universe!!

"

Live long and prosper...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still singing Monty Python's 'Sit on my face and tell me that you love me' "

Was that Monty Python? I sing that song all the time I never knew that. Going to youtube it now.

The OP gets the 'most random thread for a Wednesday' award.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Never stroke a cock against the flow of its' feathers ...... "

love your posts granny

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

I have learnt two things from this thread..

I now have to take up boxing because i grow my own fruit and veg

And i have a clitoris in my anus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I have learnt two things from this thread..

I now have to take up boxing because i grow my own fruit and veg

And i have a clitoris in my anus"

Thats what comes of living in the Fens...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" I have learnt two things from this thread..

I now have to take up boxing because i grow my own fruit and veg

And i have a clitoris in my anus"

u don't have to try boxing - that was because i have interest in it through bruce lee and being healthy helps. anyway my sisters brother was a horticulturist and had his own patch in london....

choose the thing su do because u like them..

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


" I have learnt two things from this thread..

I now have to take up boxing because i grow my own fruit and veg

And i have a clitoris in my anus

u don't have to try boxing - that was because i have interest in it through bruce lee and being healthy helps. anyway my sisters brother was a horticulturist and had his own patch in london....

choose the thing su do because u like them.."

Your sisters brother - surely he's your brother? Sorry to ressurect this but I think it's worth it for the comedy value

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

agree the best thread all year, now where did i put my nodule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

btw i had a girl 13 years ago hurt like hell, still shes great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantastic thread..............but what is a clitoris ?

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By *arlot ScarlettWoman
over a year ago

Bolton

Haven't got the faintest idea, I was born before they were invented!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haven't got the faintest idea, I was born before they were invented! "

Thanks............maybe we should google it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey just found my g spot, right next to my f spot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" I have learnt two things from this thread..

I now have to take up boxing because i grow my own fruit and veg

And i have a clitoris in my anus

u don't have to try boxing - that was because i have interest in it through bruce lee and being healthy helps. anyway my sisters brother was a horticulturist and had his own patch in london....

choose the thing su do because u like them..

Your sisters brother - surely he's your brother? Sorry to ressurect this but I think it's worth it for the comedy value"

ok ok. mistake. my sisters husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies,

Zer doktor is allvays on hant for konsultations...

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By *averiMan
over a year ago

Swindon to bristol


"it's better when one sits on your face and another sits on your cock! "

now your talking! lol

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By *corpio67Man
over a year ago

hillingdon


"Why is having a girl sit on your face so much fun?"

Unfortunately unlike most of the guys on here.......

I cannot breath through my ears!!!

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