FabSwingers.com forum: Farting

By *mithy123400 OP Man
over a year ago

gloucester

someone's asked me if she can sit on my face and fart well I'm licking her ass

:/ and comments lady's?

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By *ate22Couple
over a year ago

TOTNES

Make sure you not got a fag in your hand lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely she must have been joking?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once I had a guy ask me to do that, and beat him up..ah the memories. .lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women don't fart they whistle through their knickers

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By *mithy123400 OP Man
over a year ago

gloucester

Nope serious lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She must be a fan of 'cake farts'. Google it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (he) don't mind women farting, I consider it natural and all that malarkey. Having said that, been with wife 14 years and I've heard her fart seven times exactly (and three of those were in one sitting).

But fart in my mouth? I'm afraid my answer would begin with 'fuck' and end in 'off'.

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By *mithy123400 OP Man
over a year ago

gloucester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

time to name and shame these timefarters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is all

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Once I had a guy ask me to do that, and beat him up..ah the memories. .lol.

I had something similar off a guy off a different site. Want me to fart in his face and walk over him with high heels on. I'm a big girl

that would've hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She must be a fan of 'cake farts'. Google it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She must be a fan of 'cake farts'. Google it!

You googled something that contained the words 'cake' and 'farts'? Daft bugger

I'm not even gonna go there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She must be a fan of 'cake farts'. Google it!

You googled something that contained the words 'cake' and 'farts'? Daft bugger

I'm not even gonna go there!

When someone says Google I just can't help myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked with a guy that claimed his girlfriend got off on him farting in her face.He could strip paint with them too,absolutely stinking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When someone says Google I just can't help myself

Google two girls one cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When someone says Google I just can't help myself

Google two girls one cup"

Already seen it

heaved my guts up watching it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if she follows through!!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"What if she follows through!!

I was thinking this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if she follows through!!

what if its runny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if she follows through!!

That's a very good point! We've all sharted at some point. Haven't we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if she follows through!!

what if its runny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if she follows through!!

Just noticed where you are from, which is exactly how one should fart in these situations. 'Caerphilly'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if she follows through!!

That's a very good point! We've all sharted at some point. Haven't we?

Erm no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if she follows through!!

That's a very good point! We've all sharted at some point. Haven't we?

Lol! Op suggest you do it first to her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if she follows through!!

Just noticed where you are from, which is exactly how one should fart in these situations. 'Caerphilly'."

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Once I had a guy ask me to do that, and beat him up..ah the memories. .lol.

I (Andy) punched a lady once. It was hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if she follows through!!

Just noticed where you are from, which is exactly how one should fart in these situations. 'Caerphilly'."

Lol I'm jet propelled... Ibs sufferer, I can bend metal better than uri geller! But farting in someone's face would be accidental!!

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