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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Driving along the motorway this morning, sun shining, music playing, then sounds of loud rattling, pull on to the hard shoulder, remembered to get out the passenger side which is not easy when you are a large 56 year old! Standing on the hard shoulder, waiting for the AA van, getting burnt to a crisp in the sun, cars and lorries tooting, then a funny thought struck me, what if I had been on my way to meet and was wearing something naughty and exposing more than I wanted to to all and sundry! and what if a police car came along!! I blushed just thinking about it!! lol just wondered if anyone has ever actually been caught out that way ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Driving along the motorway this morning, sun shining, music playing, then sounds of loud rattling, pull on to the hard shoulder, remembered to get out the passenger side which is not easy when you are a large 56 year old! Standing on the hard shoulder, waiting for the AA van, getting burnt to a crisp in the sun, cars and lorries tooting, then a funny thought struck me, what if I had been on my way to meet and was wearing something naughty and exposing more than I wanted to to all and sundry! and what if a police car came along!! I blushed just thinking about it!! lol just wondered if anyone has ever actually been caught out that way ??"

Clearly the subject matter was not exciting enough!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, but I once saw an AA van parked at the side of the road and the chap behind the wheel was crying his eyes out.

I thought, that man is headed for a breakdown

boom boom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was always told as a child, "Make sure you have fresh/clean underwear on as you might get knocked over and you don't want the doctors seeing you in dirty underwear"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be more concerned being stranded on the motorway, never mind what I was wearing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was always told as a child, "Make sure you have fresh/clean underwear on as you might get knocked over and you don't want the doctors seeing you in dirty underwear" "

I don't wear underwear to a meet

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

If I found a damsel in distress on the motorway needing a knight in shining armour.....I would probably stop, stare and dribble.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd be more concerned being stranded on the motorway, never mind what I was wearing"

Very true! but in times of stress, i.e. wondering if Im going to get knocked down by a lorry, my sense of humour kicks in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once broke down with a full Head gasket failure on my way to a club.. I had a corset, stockings and not much else.

Rac man took me to drop the car off to the garage then I got a.lift on to thy club x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I found a damsel in distress on the motorway needing a knight in shining armour.....I would probably stop, stare and dribble."

Whilst she rings the police thinning your gong to murder her

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By *leasureherCouple
over a year ago

Walsall

Happened to us on the way to a club in London, tyre blow out on the M6, no spare in the car, had to wait 1 1/2 hours on the hard shoulder for recovery in a basque, luckily my hubby had a jacket on that he kindly gave me. Recovered back to home and nothing mentioned on the clothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once broke down leaving a fetish event in the wee small hours (about 1.30am) dressed as a slutty school girl.

The look on the poor AA mans face was a picture lol

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By *eterPiper65Man
over a year ago

Horncastle

Having been on the other side & done the 'rescuing' there was never anyone dressed in an interesting way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've drove to a couples meets dressed well underdressed and I was so worried I either break down or get pulled over lol

So now I take my naughty's with me

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By *obsrocketMan
over a year ago

Loughborough


"Driving along the motorway this morning, sun shining, music playing, then sounds of loud rattling, pull on to the hard shoulder, remembered to get out the passenger side which is not easy when you are a large 56 year old! Standing on the hard shoulder, waiting for the AA van, getting burnt to a crisp in the sun, cars and lorries tooting, then a funny thought struck me, what if I had been on my way to meet and was wearing something naughty and exposing more than I wanted to to all and sundry! and what if a police car came along!! I blushed just thinking about it!! lol just wondered if anyone has ever actually been caught out that way ??

Clearly the subject matter was not exciting enough!! lol"

Hope it wasn't anything too serious with your car.

I cant say what my job is but I was out and about with my boss yesterday morning when we saw a very attractive lady moving her car to let hubby go to work in just her night wear. We just gave her a polite morning and carried on, once back in my car I turned to my boss and simply said this doesn't happen everyday lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once broke down leaving a fetish event in the wee small hours (about 1.30am) dressed as a slutty school girl.

The look on the poor AA mans face was a picture lol "

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've drove to a couples meets dressed well underdressed and I was so worried I either break down or get pulled over lol

So now I take my naughty's with me "

Good plan

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Driving along the motorway this morning, sun shining, music playing, then sounds of loud rattling, pull on to the hard shoulder, remembered to get out the passenger side which is not easy when you are a large 56 year old! Standing on the hard shoulder, waiting for the AA van, getting burnt to a crisp in the sun, cars and lorries tooting, then a funny thought struck me, what if I had been on my way to meet and was wearing something naughty and exposing more than I wanted to to all and sundry! and what if a police car came along!! I blushed just thinking about it!! lol just wondered if anyone has ever actually been caught out that way ??

Clearly the subject matter was not exciting enough!! lol

Hope it wasn't anything too serious with your car.

I cant say what my job is but I was out and about with my boss yesterday morning when we saw a very attractive lady moving her car to let hubby go to work in just her night wear. We just gave her a polite morning and carried on, once back in my car I turned to my boss and simply said this doesn't happen everyday lol."

The exhaust decided to drop down and drag along. I wondered why cars were quickly moving round me!!

I bet she did it on purpose

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Did you get the car fixed?

Ask me for a lift next time

C...

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