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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I seem to get into constant trouble on here so.....

Does anyone want to come gently skipping with me in a freshly cut field, whilst whistling along to "I'm a little teapot" ? Then we can stop when we are tired and make some pretty daisy chains!

Any takers???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I seem to get into constant trouble on here so.....

Does anyone want to come gently skipping with me in a freshly cut field, whilst whistling along to "I'm a little teapot" ? Then we can stop when we are tired and make some pretty daisy chains!

Any takers??? "

Can we whistle "twinkle twinkle little star" instead?

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I seem to get into constant trouble on here so.....

Does anyone want to come gently skipping with me in a freshly cut field, whilst whistling along to "I'm a little teapot" ? Then we can stop when we are tired and make some pretty daisy chains!

Any takers???

Can we whistle "twinkle twinkle little star" instead?

-Courtney"

No that will spoil the ambience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I seem to get into constant trouble on here so.....

Does anyone want to come gently skipping with me in a freshly cut field, whilst whistling along to "I'm a little teapot" ? Then we can stop when we are tired and make some pretty daisy chains!

Any takers???

Can we whistle "twinkle twinkle little star" instead?

-Courtney

No that will spoil the ambience "

Screw you, then. I'm out.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know your skipping in a private freshly cut field and the landowner's gonna prosecute you for trespassing

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I seem to get into constant trouble on here so.....

Does anyone want to come gently skipping with me in a freshly cut field, whilst whistling along to "I'm a little teapot" ? Then we can stop when we are tired and make some pretty daisy chains!

Any takers??? "

Oh yes please , I'd love too Can Dick come too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I seem to get into constant trouble on here so.....

Does anyone want to come gently skipping with me in a freshly cut field, whilst whistling along to "I'm a little teapot" ? Then we can stop when we are tired and make some pretty daisy chains!

Any takers???

Can we whistle "twinkle twinkle little star" instead?

-Courtney

No that will spoil the ambience

Screw you, then. I'm out.

-Courtney"

We can whistle that once we have progressed to the strawberry fields

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I seem to get into constant trouble on here so.....

Does anyone want to come gently skipping with me in a freshly cut field, whilst whistling along to "I'm a little teapot" ? Then we can stop when we are tired and make some pretty daisy chains!

Any takers???

Oh yes please , I'd love too Can Dick come too?

"

Yeah the more the merrier

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in x"

Get your whistling lips ready!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come to Wales your on pal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come to Wales your on pal. "

Wales... A fine country to chain the daisy!! I'm on my way squire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I seem to get into constant trouble on here so.....

Does anyone want to come gently skipping with me in a freshly cut field, whilst whistling along to "I'm a little teapot" ? Then we can stop when we are tired and make some pretty daisy chains!

Any takers??? "

no thanks your bedroom is too dirty lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I seem to get into constant trouble on here so.....

Does anyone want to come gently skipping with me in a freshly cut field, whilst whistling along to "I'm a little teapot" ? Then we can stop when we are tired and make some pretty daisy chains!

Any takers??? :

no thanks your bedroom is too dirty lol"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Daisy chains *smirk*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I seem to get into constant trouble on here so.....

Does anyone want to come gently skipping with me in a freshly cut field, whilst whistling along to "I'm a little teapot" ? Then we can stop when we are tired and make some pretty daisy chains!

Any takers??? "

Don't take any pics though cause I don't like those type of pics

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands


"I seem to get into constant trouble on here so.....

Does anyone want to come gently skipping with me in a freshly cut field, whilst whistling along to "I'm a little teapot" ? Then we can stop when we are tired and make some pretty daisy chains!

Any takers??? "

You should be fine with skipping, that doesn't warrant a spell on the naughty step!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the field is freshly cut it could turn into a horrific hay gathering blood bath complete with heavy farm machinery and mangled limbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl good on you I got a field but it's cut wheat so stubble mite scratch your ankles lol but come fill your boots lol

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

Can we hold hands,, while we whistle ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooo yes please o.p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I pick where I am in the chain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather find a lady to fuck shitless tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I seem to get into constant trouble on here so.....

Does anyone want to come gently skipping with me in a freshly cut field, whilst whistling along to "I'm a little teapot" ? Then we can stop when we are tired and make some pretty daisy chains!

Any takers??? "

I would rather circle the forums, like a vulture , waiting for someone to post something stupid , and reply with something so my fellow forum vultures can also pick at his bones .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I seem to get into constant trouble on here so.....

Does anyone want to come gently skipping with me in a freshly cut field, whilst whistling along to "I'm a little teapot" ? Then we can stop when we are tired and make some pretty daisy chains!

Any takers???

Don't take any pics though cause I don't like those type of pics "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd rather find a lady to fuck shitless tbh "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I pick where I am in the chain? "

Of course!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooo yes please o.p "

You are certainly invited

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we hold hands,, while we whistle ?? "

It would be rude not to!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pmsl good on you I got a field but it's cut wheat so stubble mite scratch your ankles lol but come fill your boots lol "

I'm on my merry little way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If the field is freshly cut it could turn into a horrific hay gathering blood bath complete with heavy farm machinery and mangled limbs "

No this is a delightful fairytale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fook im lost from the start of this thread..

Im away to

Some where over the rainbow...

The freshly cut grass has scared me with mangled limbs !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I seem to get into constant trouble on here so.....

Does anyone want to come gently skipping with me in a freshly cut field, whilst whistling along to "I'm a little teapot" ? Then we can stop when we are tired and make some pretty daisy chains!

Any takers???

You should be fine with skipping, that doesn't warrant a spell on the naughty step! "

Are you sure????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Fook

MOD

My last post just said

Bunny Rabbits

Rainbows

Sunshine

Cute litttle ducky wuckies

Fluffy clouds

Wagging puppy tails

Dont barr me again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh Fook

MOD

My last post just said

Bunny Rabbits

Rainbows

Sunshine

Cute litttle ducky wuckies

Fluffy clouds

Wagging puppy tails

Dont barr me again "

I'm moving over on the naughty step so you can join me.

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands


"I seem to get into constant trouble on here so.....

Does anyone want to come gently skipping with me in a freshly cut field, whilst whistling along to "I'm a little teapot" ? Then we can stop when we are tired and make some pretty daisy chains!

Any takers???

You should be fine with skipping, that doesn't warrant a spell on the naughty step!

Are you sure????"

Hmmm maybe not so sure - been on that naughty step a few times myself - maybe if you skip in a sarcastic way you could be in big trouble!

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

did somebidy say daisy chain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did somebidy say daisy chain? "

better than dandelions, unless your into watersports that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm all about nature so I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the field is freshly cut it could turn into a horrific hay gathering blood bath complete with heavy farm machinery and mangled limbs "

Wow that's pretty dark. I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't whistle

Her

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"I seem to get into constant trouble on here so.....

Does anyone want to come gently skipping with me in a freshly cut field, whilst whistling along to "I'm a little teapot" ? Then we can stop when we are tired and make some pretty daisy chains!

Any takers??? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't whistle

Her "

Course you can. Just put your lips together and blow. Or buy a whistle. Get a swannee whistle, that way everything sounds like a carry on film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arh your back.....

You know I'd skip with you anywhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh Fook

MOD

My last post just said

Bunny Rabbits

Rainbows

Sunshine

Cute litttle ducky wuckies

Fluffy clouds

Wagging puppy tails

Dont barr me again

I'm moving over on the naughty step so you can join me. "

I'm always on the naughty step warming it up for you! But I'm a good girl and swallow!

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