FabSwingers.com forum: What's the filthiest thing you have done

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let me no on kik

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once shit in a co workers lunch box

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

Found somebody had shit in my lunchbox but I was starving so I ate it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Found somebody had shit in my lunchbox but I was starving so I ate it."

I once fucked a guys Mrs while I watched him eat shit out of a lunchbox.

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

"Found somebody had shit in my lunchbox but I was starving so I ate it.

I once fucked a guys Mrs while I watched him eat shit out of a lunchbox."

I fucked a lunch box while watching a guy fuck his mrs

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

"Found somebody had shit in my lunchbox but I was starving so I ate it.

I once fucked a guys Mrs while I watched him eat shit out of a lunchbox.

I fucked a lunch box while watching a guy fuck his mrs

Was there shit in the lunchbox

Or the Mrs? Not very filthy otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Found somebody had shit in my lunchbox but I was starving so I ate it.

I once fucked a guys Mrs while I watched him eat shit out of a lunchbox."

Are shit out of a lunchbox as I watched a guy fuck my wife

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

Shit in a guy's wife's lunchbox while fucking him

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Funniest thread of the day

Sorry op.. This isnt going how you wanted it to

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By *ethepeopleMan
over a year ago

Near you

Whilst someone was shiting in a lunch box I was dumping in his

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

I fucked a shit's wife in a lunchbox while he was eating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shit all over everyone and everything while fucking the shits wife in the ass and cum up her/his nose. And eating a sandwich

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

I once had sex in the Missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. Now THAT'S some fucked up shit right there.

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

"I shit all over everyone and everything while fucking the shits wife in the ass and cum up her/his nose. And eating a sandwich "

What kind of sandwich?

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By *ethepeopleMan
over a year ago

Near you

"I once had sex in the Missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. Now THAT'S some fucked up shit right there."

Omg you will surely burn hell for that

Did you have you nitety rolled up with the light off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have we had ate a shit wife while hubby fucked a lunchbox? No, ok...

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By *encarolCouple
over a year ago

Tyneside

Sounds like a load of shite to me

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

"I once had sex in the Missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. Now THAT'S some fucked up shit right there.

Omg you will surely burn hell for that

Did you have you nitety rolled up with the light off "

I did, and I didn't remove my pyjamas either. I'm damned to am eternity in the fiery pits of hell. Also, I lunchboxed a wife's shit fuck while watching a sandwich.

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

I shit a sandwhich while watching a guy box his wife for lunch.

Was very dirty

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By *heluvscockCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Sorry I decided to read this at lunchtime. ...suddenly not that hungry

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

"I shit a sandwhich while watching a guy box his wife for lunch.

Was very dirty

Dirty fekker.

I sandwiched a shit wife while eating a guy's box once. Was so wrong.

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By *urious couple 69Couple
over a year ago

east durham

I once sandwiched a shit between a box and a sandwich and ate a wife while shitfaced. Or was I just shitfaced

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By *urious couple 69Couple
over a year ago

east durham

This one time, at band camp........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got shat on while watching a guy fuck another guys wife

Lunchbox x

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

People are now looking at me as if im mad laughing at this thread.

I once shit at bandcamp. While fucking a box watching a sandwhich fuk the mrs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once took a shit inside a sandwich, fucked the sandwiches shit head mate, smashed the lunch box over the hubby's head whilst fingerblasting the lunch box until the shit came out.

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

This one time at shitbox camp, I sandwich fucked the Missus while eating a man shit for lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once ate shit out of a bag. Oh no sorry that wa a McDonalds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left my shoes on in the house once.....

Had to move out i felt so filthy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I DOUBLE FUCKING TRIPLE FUCKED A FUCKING LUNCHBOX RIGHT IN THE FUCKING BOX AND THEN SMASHED THE BASTARD DOORS OF THE SANDWICH AND FUCKED THE SANDWHICHES FUCKING MATE SO BASTARD HARD and then I SHOVED THE FAT FUCKING SANDWHICH IN THE ALREADY FUCKING FUCKED BOX AND SHOVED MY DICK IN THE SANDWHICHES MATES EAR! The end. Thank you thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I love this thread

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Mr went to empty the veg recycle into the bigger one at his mum's the other evening and someone had shit and pissed in it ... now I have some suspects, thanks for that .... it was on the step near the front door, not in the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once went the loo and didn't wash my hands afterwards...... I then went into the kitchen and chopped veg and raw chicken on the same board and with the same knife and put them all in the slow cooker with my unwashed hands

Ooooooooow I am one scary Mary me I tell you¬!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Jeezuz - I can't say here. It's tooo sleazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lot! Call that dirty?

I once shot cock snot up a guy's wife's fart pipe whilst fucking the shit out of her. I shit myself when he turned up and threatened to throw a lunchbox full of shit at me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Found somebody had shit in my lunchbox but I was starving so I ate it.

I once fucked a guys Mrs while I watched him eat shit out of a lunchbox.

I fucked a lunch box while watching a guy fuck his mrs

Was there shit in the lunchbox

Or the Mrs? Not very filthy otherwise."

I once fucked a guys Mrs whilst he fucked a lunch box that his mate had ate sandwiches out of that some one else had shit on... He ate the shitty sandwiches just cos he was hungry and he could

Meanwhile I shot my load all over this guys wife and seing as both of us had now lost the plot she then pinned me down and shit all over my chest for good measure as by this time we had not a shitting clue who exactly had shit on who

Oooooooow im such a dirty little bastard me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once I shit my pants while shoving a shit sandwich up my box..

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I was fucked with a shit filled lunchbox while fucking the husband of a wife who's lunch box I had taken a shit in while she ate the shit from the lunchbox & shat it over her husbands cock & then he started pissing & it went in the shit filled lunchbox that he was fucking me with so I ended up with an ass full of his shit & her piss & a sandwich filled with gammon & salad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once I shit my pants while shoving a shit sandwich up my box..

Cheeky mare,....I made that sandwich, it was not shit at all it was Marmite

I never liked Marmite tho so was happy to put it in your lunch box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmmm this thread has gone abit SHITTY now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I FUCKED A FUCKING LUNCH BOX SO HARD I NEARLY POPPED A FUCKING BLOOD VESSEL THEN I SMEARED THE FUCKING SANDWICH IN THE LUNCHBOXES MATES ASS AND MADE THE TWATTING LUNCH BOX TAKE IT LIKE IT SHOULD. I THEN WENT UP BLACKPOOL TOWER AND THREW THE DIRTY LITTLE PLASTIC LUNCH BOX TWAT ONTO THE GROUND BELOW WHILST SCREAMING CUNT, I RUN DIWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE TOWER AND PISSED AND SHIT ON IT WHILST GURNING MY BOTTOM LIP LOOKING AT THE LUNCH BOXS MATE, I THEN PUT HIS HEAD INSIDE THE FUCKING LUNCHBOX AND THREW THEM UNDER A TRAM.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate a pepperami once....

After it had been up some weird guy's arse who had been fucking shitty lunchboxes and eating shit and that.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Im jolly glad I dont have a lunchbox ... blergg!

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

Would anyone like a sandwich?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn't me, but this one might win - so here we go.

In shared accommodation-- big halls full of students - this guy did a shit in the washing machine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It wasn't me, but this one might win - so here we go.

In shared accommodation-- big halls full of students - this guy did a shit in the washing machine.

Did he or you eat it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got invited to go to a fancy dress party. I had never been to one before and wanted to be different and stand out from the rest so I decided to go dressed as a lunch box.....

What can I say, some right jelouse TWATS about that night I tell ya

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

In the drum or actually in the little drawer for the detergent? Bonus points may be awarded if it was the little drawer.

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By *luffy_bunniesCouple
over a year ago

Ilkeston

Without doubt, the funniest thread I have ever read!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once got invited to go to a fancy dress party. I had never been to one before and wanted to be different and stand out from the rest so I decided to go dressed as a lunch box.....

What can I say, some right jelouse TWATS about that night I tell ya

Where did you get the lunchbox outfit from. Did it just magically appear?! IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR ONE for 2 years now but suddenly a Wiganar pops up claiming to have found one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once got invited to go to a fancy dress party. I had never been to one before and wanted to be different and stand out from the rest so I decided to go dressed as a lunch box.....

What can I say, some right jelouse TWATS about that night I tell ya

Where did you get the lunchbox outfit from. Did it just magically appear?! IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR ONE for 2 years now but suddenly a Wiganar pops up claiming to have found one."

I made it my self out of a heck of a lot of left over shit that had been disposed in the area.... With the help of some random biatch who had just been fucked off a complete stranger after taking her husbands butties out to him in the street.... I was going to try and fuck her my self but she stank of shit n piss....... The dirty cow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the drum or actually in the little drawer for the detergent? Bonus points may be awarded if it was the little drawer."

thats a very good question - I think it was open the door and curl one into the drum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the drum or actually in the little drawer for the detergent? Bonus points may be awarded if it was the little drawer.

thats a very good question - I think it was open the door and curl one into the drum.

Well that`s not feckin good enough is it.... We are all right in the shit now.

Go to your room at once without any supper you naughty boy , and don't come down until you have thought of a better SHIT story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I somehow got caught up in this big fuck/shit gang bang once...

There was cock. ..shit and lunchboxes everywhere. ...

Never again. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I somehow got caught up in this big fuck/shit gang bang once...

There was cock. ..shit and lunchboxes everywhere. ...

Never again. ..."

Until n next time... Shitty Arse

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Fallen over in some mud.

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

Right I've chucked my lunchbox out now and bought a takeaway for my tea pizza in a box but when I got home it was cold and tasted like shit

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

This is soo funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a manky kebab from a chippy on Caroline Street in Cardiff once. I'm not sure what was filthiest, that or the woman I had just deposited in a taxi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shit all over everyone and everything while fucking the shits wife in the ass and cum up her/his nose. And eating a sandwich "

What do you call yourselves? The Aristocrats?

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By *olly RogererMan
over a year ago

Fucksville

I fucked a lunchbox while shitting a wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im crying reading this!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How very vanilla

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

"I fucked a lunchbox while shitting a wife"

My wife was a lunchbox and I fucked her shit sandwich.

In a washing machine. In Blackpool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm lolling. I hardly ever lol but this shit is so funny!! Lol lol lol

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By *ithintemptationsCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

i batterd and deep fried a shit log once and gave it to my pissed up neighbour,and passed it off as a deep fried mars bars, outcome?

priceless!! noisy bastard !

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By *1paljungMan
over a year ago

Richmond

Did anyone fuck the shit out of the lunchbox?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I ever come across a lunch box again I'll smash it's fucking face right in, I hate the fuckers. I really do. The last lunch box got fucked up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once......ooops BRB gotta have a shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never shit in a lunchbox but I fucked a flask that was next to a lunchbox that had shit in it.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a Tupperware rep on commission, GOOD EVENING GANG!! x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh!! thats better lunch ready for tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I filmed this whole episode so there is a lot of shit evidence

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I've got to go lunchbox shopping tomorrow.....no I really have....it won't be the same now

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"I love this thread

im thinking the same just made hubbys lunch for tomw lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I'm a Tupperware rep on commission, GOOD EVENING GANG!! x x

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"This one time at shitbox camp, I sandwich fucked the Missus while eating a man shit for lunch "

With a shit stuffed flute up her pussy I hope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't get me started on Tupperware.....

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By *urple72Woman
over a year ago

southport

"I once went the loo and didn't wash my hands afterwards...... I then went into the kitchen and chopped veg and raw chicken on the same board and with the same knife and put them all in the slow cooker with my unwashed hands

Ooooooooow I am one scary Mary me I tell you¬!

I bet you had the shits after eating that meal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy shit I have seriously never read so much shit in my life......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still here and I have.....brochures!!

x x Even have the manky faded pink ones from the 70s, now they DO look shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The problem with these forums is that nobody takes them seriously, nobody gives a shit ... unless it's in a lunchbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet the guy that started this thread is feeling really shit now.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your right nobody does give a shit.....and nobody takes them seriously.....I bet the guy that started it was expecting some wanking material...lol.....I have a Lakeland catalogue myself and its full of wanking material.....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your right nobody does give a shit.....and nobody takes them seriously.....I bet the guy that started it was expecting some wanking material...lol.....I have a Lakeland catalogue myself and its full of wanking material.....lol"

Amazing what fun can be had with a piping bag.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone know where I can get a shit proof lunchbox?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piping bags......freezer bags.....nozzles.....mortar and pestles......biscuit cutters......I'm getting a semi here....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speak to the Tupperware salesman.....they have tight fitting lids and are very hard wearing which means they take no shit!?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Secret is simply don't eat lunch

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By *aveandkate35Couple
over a year ago

telford

I got peckish halfway through fucking another guys missus, so cheekily stole his toffee crisp out of his lunchbox.... Never again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tho it has been fun on this thread as some of us are quite clearly a picnic short of a lunch box, I must say that this will be my last post of the night as im off to bed now so TOUGH SHIT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tho it has been fun on this thread as some of us are quite clearly a picnic short of a lunch box, I must say that this will be my last post of the night as im off to bed now so TOUGH SHIT

Maybe you want to put your lunchbox under your pillow - to be safe from guys who may be fucking your wife.

I'd check the contents first though

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By *onny-n-clydeCouple
over a year ago

cwmbran,

Havnt laughed so much at a thread in ages. Crying here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tho it has been fun on this thread as some of us are quite clearly a picnic short of a lunch box, I must say that this will be my last post of the night as im off to bed now so TOUGH SHIT

Ah your going?? That's shit ...

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

I was shit fucked in a lunch box by shit

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

I woke up from a nightmare this morning..

I was being gang rapped by a lunchbox.. A shit.. A sandwhich and a guys mrs.

Lucky i woke up as the washing machine came into view.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm making this post from Subway. They don't know whats coming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning troops I bet you will never guess what I have just curled out mi lunch disposal box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I notice that this thread is now getting rather long........ I wonder who will have the last word before they have enough of this SHIT and put a lid on the box?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off to buy a lunch box

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

"I'm off to buy a lunch box"

Ive just brought a washing machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so glad I stumbled across this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I arranged to meet a guy after a preliminary phone chat and we were to meet at his flat. He asked for one request - could I buy a large carrot from the greengrocer and bring some Vaseline as he had ran out! Alarm bells rang and I made it clear that this was a no no for to be used on me! Oh no, was the reply_ I want you to use them on me! Well I did have misgivings as the carrot wasn't clean looking.... We had fun then I did the dirty work...all I can say was that he loved it and I retched uncontrollably! We did meet again...only for a social meet as I decided this wasn't going to be a long lasting liason!

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I'm so glad I stumbled across this thread

Me too!

Whilst sat on the loo.

Yep - you guessed it............

I'm dropping the kids off at the pool!

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By *ombshellWoman
over a year ago

islington

"I shit all over everyone and everything while fucking the shits wife in the ass and cum up her/his nose. And eating a sandwich "

Blimey !!! and they say men can't multi task! pppfffttt!!!!

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By *ubicinchMan
over a year ago

Gwynedd

I once went dogging and was offered a nutella chocolate spread sarnie for afters from their picnic. Tasted a bit rank and had sweetcorn in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once went dogging and was offered a nutella chocolate spread sarnie for afters from their picnic. Tasted a bit rank and had sweetcorn in it

Ah that's shit mate..

Sounds like you were done..

Was it in a lunchbox by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched you all eating shit out of lunch boxes on the Internet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once heard what sounded like the rotar blades of a helicopter that was miles away but yet in the next room at the same time...... I didnt know what to do so I just opened the door and threw my lunch box in......... I tell you what that was a huge mistake as THE SHIT SOON HIT THE FAN

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By *ubicinchMan
over a year ago

Gwynedd

Was it in a lunchbox by any chance? "
looked like it had seen a lot of action to be honest... vintage tuppaware variety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I watched you all eating shit out of lunch boxes on the Internet "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so glad I stumbled across this thread

Me too!

Whilst sat on the loo.

Yep - you guessed it............

I'm dropping the kids off at the pool!

I was eating a sandwich!

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By *exyFrenchVixenWoman
over a year ago

South East

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By *ethepeopleMan
over a year ago

Near you

Shop opening very soon :

THE SHITS

All types served organic, Kosher , Halal

Roasted , fried , boiled , you name it we do it any style any size

Opening offer : free sandwich box to carry home your treat !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 07/08/15 13:02:27]"

Fine looking SHITTER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am going to try and post the last SHIT word on here before they close the thread down

Who else is up for the SHIT challenge then??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am going to try and post the last SHIT word on here before they close the thread down

Who else is up for the SHIT challenge then??????"

is that like the 2 girls one cup challenge? do you win a sandwich?

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

Everyone uses Facebook so it seems. Look out for the "I saw Phillip Schofield shitting in a Wotsits bag" page. Hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am going to try and post the last SHIT word on here before they close the thread down

Who else is up for the SHIT challenge then??????

is that like the 2 girls one cup challenge? do you win a sandwich?"

I have already SHIT in that cup

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

You filthy lot scared the OP of the thread away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone seen my lunchbox??????

Left it on site next to this couple now it's gone?

Was only a shit one but I loved it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filthiest thing we've ever done is read this thread. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahaha

made me smile! Lol x

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

I met a girl who's husband ate some shit out of his lunch box who I then kissed and she kissed him and we all smelt of shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You filthy lot scared the OP of the thread away

lol Fuck the OP, and his SHIT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SHIT for all and lunch boxes at the ready to fuck, if your sick of fucking your own wife or some one else wife.......Bring back the Monster Raving Loooony party I say

POWER TO THE PEOPLE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Why did I read this thread ?

2. Should I be worried that I actually know somebody whose nickname is lunchbox !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Why did I read this thread ?

2. Should I be worried that I actually know somebody whose nickname is lunchbox !

B "

Can you get me Linthad Cristies autograph pls?

I tried to get it once when I seen him in town but I couldnt catch up to him

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

Once, at lunchbox sandwich camp I shitboxed a lunchbox with a wife inside eating a man shit while fucking his washing machine. In Blackool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who the fuck has shit in my lunchbox???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Found somebody had shit in my lunchbox but I was starving so I ate it.

I once fucked a guys Mrs while I watched him eat shit out of a lunchbox."

i felt quite pukey whilst reading this odd forum thread

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

I'd had a bad day until I read this post and haven't laughed so much.

I'm much happier now!

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By *urple72Woman
over a year ago

southport

I once did a shit after eating some rope. I shit you (k)not!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once did a shit after eating some rope. I shit you (k)not!!"

Love it lol

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Feck this shit....

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