FabSwingers.com forum: My fanny needs help

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Took my first full on fisting last night. Im now in agony think pissing rasor blades comes to mind.

Salt bath done any other tips to help would be great.

Doubt i will try again dont think i was built for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gawd Gezus!

Maybe never do it again?

One of those that seemed a good idea at the time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its like exercise the more you do it the easier it will get

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No as much as i would love it i just think im too small.

The mr has tried a few times never really worked had a female friend do it last night it was good at the time but now im in loads of pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds a bit like cystitis? Not that I'm medically trained to advise!

Perhaps ring NHS direct?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Took my first full on fisting last night. Im now in agony think pissing rasor blades comes to mind.

Salt bath done any other tips to help would be great.

Doubt i will try again dont think i was built for it

THIS is why I'd never want to try it!

Hope it gets better soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Natural yogurt ...very soothing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No i think it could be more of a tear tbh. It stings rather than burns. Omg could imagine their reaction to how i got my self in this way

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Sounds a bit like cystitis? Not that I'm medically trained to advise!

Perhaps ring NHS direct?"

Ha! I'd love to hear that phonecall

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Took my first full on fisting last night. Im now in agony think pissing rasor blades comes to mind.

Salt bath done any other tips to help would be great.

Doubt i will try again dont think i was built for it

THIS is why I'd never want to try it!

Hope it gets better soon "

Thank you. If its something u dont want to then really dont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you have my sympathies...

I am sure you will "snap back" into place in no time at all.

Plenty of Ibuprofen and rest I would imagine...

Makes you wonder how first time participants in anal fisting feel afterwards.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Natural yogurt ...very soothing

Muller corner work lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds a bit like cystitis? Not that I'm medically trained to advise!

Perhaps ring NHS direct?

Ha! I'd love to hear that phonecall

I bet they've heard worse!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds a bit like cystitis? Not that I'm medically trained to advise!

Perhaps ring NHS direct?

Ha! I'd love to hear that phonecall

Hahah shit head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds a bit like cystitis? Not that I'm medically trained to advise!

Perhaps ring NHS direct?"

What would she say though?" I got a good fisting last night now my fanny prolapsed"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's unlikely a fist is as big as a babies head..... The problem is usually not enough lube and not enough patience.

For any woman I have gone this for....it is definitely a repeat experience.....let things calm down...but don't give up on a great experience.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Paracetamol and rest. Your urethra is very close to the front wall of your vagina and could be bruised. Again not medically trained so if it doesn't improve in 48 hours seek medical advice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds a bit like cystitis? Not that I'm medically trained to advise!

Perhaps ring NHS direct?

Ha! I'd love to hear that phonecall

I bet they've heard worse!

Im lucky i guess i could of ended up with a potatoe in my arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds a bit like cystitis? Not that I'm medically trained to advise!

Perhaps ring NHS direct?

What would she say though?" I got a good fisting last night now my fanny prolapsed" "

Dont bloody jinx me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds a bit like cystitis? Not that I'm medically trained to advise!

Perhaps ring NHS direct?

Ha! I'd love to hear that phonecall

I bet they've heard worse!

Im lucky i guess i could of ended up with a potatoe in my arse

Ha ha true!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"It's unlikely a fist is as big as a babies head..... The problem is usually not enough lube and not enough patience.

For any woman I have gone this for....it is definitely a repeat experience.....let things calm down...but don't give up on a great experience."

It's true that the vagina is designed to accommodate a babies head but that is after a woman's body had gone through hours of labour and been flooded with hormones.

Honestly Nobby advising a woman to repeat something that has clearly hurt her is a really daft thing to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Natural yogurt ...very soothing

Muller corner work lol

sure it won't harm... just eat the.little side tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's unlikely a fist is as big as a babies head..... The problem is usually not enough lube and not enough patience.

For any woman I have gone this for....it is definitely a repeat experience.....let things calm down...but don't give up on a great experience.

It's true that the vagina is designed to accommodate a babies head but that is after a woman's body had gone through hours of labour and been flooded with hormones.

Honestly Nobby advising a woman to repeat something that has clearly hurt her is a really daft thing to say. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's unlikely a fist is as big as a babies head..... The problem is usually not enough lube and not enough patience.

For any woman I have gone this for....it is definitely a repeat experience.....let things calm down...but don't give up on a great experience."

I dont want to give up as i did enjoy it. And u might have hit the nail on the spot was cut right open with both the kids maybe scare tissue isnt helping

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's unlikely a fist is as big as a babies head..... The problem is usually not enough lube and not enough patience.

For any woman I have gone this for....it is definitely a repeat experience.....let things calm down...but don't give up on a great experience.

I dont want to give up as i did enjoy it. And u might have hit the nail on the spot was cut right open with both the kids maybe scare tissue isnt helping "

Scar ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds a bit like cystitis? Not that I'm medically trained to advise!

Perhaps ring NHS direct?

What would she say though?" I got a good fisting last night now my fanny prolapsed"

Dont bloody jinx me

Bit like them bloke you hear with weird objects up them... There excuse is I usually they fell onto it

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

"Sounds a bit like cystitis? Not that I'm medically trained to advise!

Perhaps ring NHS direct?"

This is the best idea, talk to a medical professional.

Don't be worried about explaining how it happened, they've likely heard more embarrassing stories and again are professionally trained in not caring about how but about how to help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

A babies head passes through once, slowly, after nine months of massive hormonal preparation. Everything loosens and softens in preparation for birth.

Having something large, irregularly shaped and hard roughly thrust about up there would have a horrendous effect on the majority of women.

It sounds as though you have urethritis caused by trauma to the urethra.

There are other ways to have fun, darling. All I can suggest is drinking excessive amounts of water so that the urine you pass is diluted and taking anti inflammatory painkillers.

All the best.

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By *untimegeekMan
over a year ago

Havant

"Natural yogurt ...very soothing

Muller corner work lol

I hope it wasn't the chocolate cornflake one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No.

A babies head passes through once, slowly, after nine months of massive hormonal preparation. Everything loosens and softens in preparation for birth.

Having something large, irregularly shaped and hard roughly thrust about up there would have a horrendous effect on the majority of women.

It sounds as though you have urethritis caused by trauma to the urethra.

There are other ways to have fun, darling. All I can suggest is drinking excessive amounts of water so that the urine you pass is diluted and taking anti inflammatory painkillers.

All the best."

Thank you i must say i do need to drink im putting it off

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"It's unlikely a fist is as big as a babies head..... The problem is usually not enough lube and not enough patience.

For any woman I have gone this for....it is definitely a repeat experience.....let things calm down...but don't give up on a great experience.

I dont want to give up as i did enjoy it. And u might have hit the nail on the spot was cut right open with both the kids maybe scare tissue isnt helping

Scar ffs"

Well if you want to try again I apologise Nobby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a general rule of thumb, applying a bag of frozen peas to the area is one way of reducing pain, but given the area, I wouldn't suggest putting it back in the freezer afterwards unless you wanna play a prank

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By *xoticloverMan
over a year ago

newcastle

"Sounds a bit like cystitis? Not that I'm medically trained to advise!

Perhaps ring NHS direct?

Ha! I'd love to hear that phonecall

I bet they've heard worse!

I can assure you that lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do t u make an ice dildo if it burns? Just fill up a johnny with water and freeze it haha

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"It's unlikely a fist is as big as a babies head..... The problem is usually not enough lube and not enough patience.

For any woman I have gone this for....it is definitely a repeat experience.....let things calm down...but don't give up on a great experience."

I am not sure your sex education went well if you don't realise that a womans body goes through a process to be able ti give birth and isn't the size of a babies head at all times

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's unlikely a fist is as big as a babies head..... The problem is usually not enough lube and not enough patience.

For any woman I have gone this for....it is definitely a repeat experience.....let things calm down...but don't give up on a great experience.

I dont want to give up as i did enjoy it. And u might have hit the nail on the spot was cut right open with both the kids maybe scare tissue isnt helping

Scar ffs

Well if you want to try again I apologise Nobby."

I say i want to but i doubt i will try again. But like i said now that he mentioned it i think the scar tissue may be the problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds a bit like cystitis? Not that I'm medically trained to advise!

Perhaps ring NHS direct?

What would she say though?" I got a good fisting last night now my fanny prolapsed"

Dont bloody jinx me

Bit like them bloke you hear with weird objects up them... There excuse is I usually they fell onto it"

Pretty sure there was a story with a jam jar. However, the sky remote makes another appearance. Maybe they were measuring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's unlikely a fist is as big as a babies head..... The problem is usually not enough lube and not enough patience.

For any woman I have gone this for....it is definitely a repeat experience.....let things calm down...but don't give up on a great experience.

I am not sure your sex education went well if you don't realise that a womans body goes through a process to be able ti give birth and isn't the size of a babies head at all times

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do t u make an ice dildo if it burns? Just fill up a johnny with water and freeze it haha"

Thats what im saying it doesn't burn its stings bad good idea tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Took my first full on fisting last night. Im now in agony think pissing rasor blades comes to mind.

Salt bath done any other tips to help would be great.

Doubt i will try again dont think i was built for it

Best tip don't do it ouch lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"It's unlikely a fist is as big as a babies head..... The problem is usually not enough lube and not enough patience.

For any woman I have gone this for....it is definitely a repeat experience.....let things calm down...but don't give up on a great experience.

I dont want to give up as i did enjoy it. And u might have hit the nail on the spot was cut right open with both the kids maybe scare tissue isnt helping

Scar ffs

Well if you want to try again I apologise Nobby.

I say i want to but i doubt i will try again. But like i said now that he mentioned it i think the scar tissue may be the problem

Where is the burning? It might help locate the source of the problem.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Have your partner have a look ... Without poking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do t u make an ice dildo if it burns? Just fill up a johnny with water and freeze it haha"

oooh i bet that would feel nice!

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By *xoticloverMan
over a year ago

newcastle

"Why do t u make an ice dildo if it burns? Just fill up a johnny with water and freeze it haha

oooh i bet that would feel nice! "

but not in the state she is in and if its huge...

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By *ango0505Woman
over a year ago

Dumfries

You could wrap some ice cubes in a towel and gently place there and it will numb it without irritating xx also ibuprofen will reduce inflammation xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's unlikely a fist is as big as a babies head..... The problem is usually not enough lube and not enough patience.

For any woman I have gone this for....it is definitely a repeat experience.....let things calm down...but don't give up on a great experience.

I dont want to give up as i did enjoy it. And u might have hit the nail on the spot was cut right open with both the kids maybe scare tissue isnt helping

Scar ffs

Well if you want to try again I apologise Nobby.

I say i want to but i doubt i will try again. But like i said now that he mentioned it i think the scar tissue may be the problem

Where is the burning? It might help locate the source of the problem."

To the left but fairly high thats why i was thinking cut rather than cystitis

thank u for taking the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Took my first full on fisting last night. Im now in agony think pissing rasor blades comes to mind.

Salt bath done any other tips to help would be great.

Doubt i will try again dont think i was built for it

I rest my case

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could wrap some ice cubes in a towel and gently place there and it will numb it without irritating xx also ibuprofen will reduce inflammation xx"

Im really allergic ive taken some pain killers and started to drink now so hope it passes thank u

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"It's unlikely a fist is as big as a babies head..... The problem is usually not enough lube and not enough patience.

For any woman I have gone this for....it is definitely a repeat experience.....let things calm down...but don't give up on a great experience.

I dont want to give up as i did enjoy it. And u might have hit the nail on the spot was cut right open with both the kids maybe scare tissue isnt helping

Scar ffs

Well if you want to try again I apologise Nobby.

I say i want to but i doubt i will try again. But like i said now that he mentioned it i think the scar tissue may be the problem

Where is the burning? It might help locate the source of the problem.

To the left but fairly high thats why i was thinking cut rather than cystitis

thank u for taking the time"

Ouch! You're welcome

. I find that large bars of chocolate inserted orally help at times like this

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"No i think it could be more of a tear tbh. It stings rather than burns. Omg could imagine their reaction to how i got my self in this way

Next time tell your female friend to take off her huge diamond engagement ring first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possibly the best thread title ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it is a cut or a scratch you can soothe it with zinc oxide cream...the stuff you use for babies nappy rash. It will stop your wee stinging it and might help it to heal as well. I would just be careful to keep it clean in case it gets infected.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do t u make an ice dildo if it burns? Just fill up a johnny with water and freeze it haha

oooh i bet that would feel nice!

but not in the state she is in and if its huge..."

A man with some sense at last. I would drink a lot of water and some painkillers and see how you are tomorrow. A uti can lead to a kidney infection so don't leave it too long. I wouldn't want to risk tearing my insides again if that's what happened. It may not be a case of the more you do it the better it gets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doctor possible infection.

People's hands are not clean things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep fists out of yourself. Stick to a couple fingers sweetheart. Do not understand why you would want to get fisted in the first place

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Doctor possible infection.

People's hands are not clean things "
is sudocreme any good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doctor possible infection.

People's hands are not clean things is sudocreme any good?"

That is the name! Mind went blank for my post. I find it is really good for cuts and grazes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doctor possible infection.

People's hands are not clean things is sudocreme any good?"

As a disinfectant cleaner no

As an anti biotic no.

Ad a blame for certain skin conditions or dryness yes, but that's for external use only not for a mucus membrane like the inside eof a vaginas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doctor possible infection.

People's hands are not clean things is sudocreme any good?

That is the name! Mind went blank for my post. I find it is really good for cuts and grazes."

Sudo creme carries an explicit warning to keep it away from mucus membranes like the vagina so no its not a good idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's unlikely a fist is as big as a babies head..... The problem is usually not enough lube and not enough patience.

For any woman I have gone this for....it is definitely a repeat experience.....let things calm down...but don't give up on a great experience.

I dont want to give up as i did enjoy it. And u might have hit the nail on the spot was cut right open with both the kids maybe scare tissue isnt helping

Scar ffs

Well if you want to try again I apologise Nobby."

No offence taken.....I was trying to offer advice in the way of lube and patience......it does take time but is invariably enjoyable for most ladies who persevere.

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By *oonshadowsCouple
over a year ago

Lytham St Annes

'Honeymoon cystitis' is caused by excessive rubbing around the urethra so something easily brought on by fisting - could be soft tissue bruising too (caught between a hard hand and a pubic bone)

As above try painkillers, lots of fluids (pineapple is good for neutralising urine ph as well as cranberry - avoid citrus) and an icepack if it helps but protect the skin with a tea towel or a couple of layers of clothes. If it doesn't clear up, get it checked out, you only need to say vigorous sex

hope it's better soon xx

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"It's unlikely a fist is as big as a babies head..... The problem is usually not enough lube and not enough patience.

For any woman I have gone this for....it is definitely a repeat experience.....let things calm down...but don't give up on a great experience.

I dont want to give up as i did enjoy it. And u might have hit the nail on the spot was cut right open with both the kids maybe scare tissue isnt helping

Scar ffs

Well if you want to try again I apologise Nobby.

No offence taken.....I was trying to offer advice in the way of lube and patience......it does take time but is invariably enjoyable for most ladies who persevere."

Good!

I'm not sure about your use of invariably but let's not argue

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Took my first full on fisting last night. Im now in agony think pissing rasor blades comes to mind.

Salt bath done any other tips to help would be great.

Doubt i will try again dont think i was built for it

*crosses legs*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Possibly the best thread title ever

Thank you i do try

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By *abcouple11Couple
over a year ago

Truro

Sounds like you've gone too far too fast - by a long long way...

Have no answers about what you should do about the pain.

However, fisting is in general very gorgeous. When things settle down, maybe think of timescale in months slowly opening-up if you want to fist again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doctor possible infection.

People's hands are not clean things is sudocreme any good?

That is the name! Mind went blank for my post. I find it is really good for cuts and grazes.

Sudo creme carries an explicit warning to keep it away from mucus membranes like the vagina so no its not a good idea."

Dont worry ive not done it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not use sudocrem on any part of your lady bits!

As a nurse I would recommend having a bath with just salt in it, drink lots of water with or without cranberry and take an anti-inflammatory but only if you have eaten.

Not any easier after a few days get a nurse/doc to check it out!

We see all things nothing to be embarrassed about!

Monkey x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And next time take it slowly

Lube lube and more lube

Hope all goes ok x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a bubble bath called Badedas, they sell it in Boots and Sainsburys I think x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and also, drink lots to dilute your wee x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do not use sudocrem on any part of your lady bits!

As a nurse I would recommend having a bath with just salt in it, drink lots of water with or without cranberry and take an anti-inflammatory but only if you have eaten.

Not any easier after a few days get a nurse/doc to check it out!

We see all things nothing to be embarrassed about!

Monkey x"

Ive done all of the above apart from pain killers im allergic to those so had some tramadol that i need every now and then so took those eased a bit. Well till i need to pee again.

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for everyones time

Hope everyone enjoys their Saturday night and keep the image of me legs spread coverd in muller corner and ice packs while your being fucked silly. Out of your heads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for everyones time

Hope everyone enjoys their Saturday night and keep the image of me legs spread coverd in muller corner and ice packs while your being fucked silly. Out of your heads

Ha! Hope you feel better soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thanks for everyones time

Hope everyone enjoys their Saturday night and keep the image of me legs spread coverd in muller corner and ice packs while your being fucked silly. Out of your heads

Ha! Hope you feel better soon

Thanks me too

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Hope you feel better soon .. Also see the I kicked a vibe up my Polly thread if that's any consolation

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope you feel better soon .. Also see the I kicked a vibe up my Polly thread if that's any consolation"

Haha im going to look now

thanks have a lovely weekend x

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