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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Care to share your bad blow jobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one once where the lady in question was all teeth and she practically tried to chew my cock like some sort of chewy bar sweet.

For some odd reason, I went soft and departed the scene

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By *ringiton89Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Basically any BJ where she only licks the head and plays around with it in her mouth is a shit bj. I want my cock sucked like a pro, swallow it, gag on it, feel it down your throat, wet, sloppy and let me slap it across your face. That's how it's done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A young lady had her tongue piercing come loose which proceeded to stab me. When I yelped she panicked and accidentally bit down. Bad day at the office

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had one once where the lady in question was all teeth and she practically tried to chew my cock like some sort of chewy bar sweet.

For some odd reason, I went soft and departed the scene"

Oh there's nothing worse than a cock grater

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By *aboo teenWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"A young lady had her tongue piercing come loose which proceeded to stab me. When I yelped she panicked and accidentally bit down. Bad day at the office "

I'm really sorry but that made me laugh. Can just imagine the two levels of screaming. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were at a club and went to a private room with a couple . Sabrina and the other guy were enjoying a 69 when the the guys wife suddenly produced a condom and proceeded to start putting it on my cock .

Nothing surprising there i hear you say , but we had discussed beforehand that I was more voyeuristic and wouldn't necessarily get involved . So having a condom put on mid wank was somewhat odd .

Anyway , Sabrina and the other guy are going for it and she began sucking my cock , at which point I reminded her that I wasn't up for shagging and why had she put a condom on my cock . She replied that she only gave oral with a condom and didn't want to shag either . As she said it her partner unloaded into Sabrinas mouth and she began using her teeth on my now only semi erect and slightly bruised member. Well that just killed Iit stone dead .... i pulled away , removed the condom and put the towel back on . We left the room somewhat deflated .

The guy later came over to berate me as apparantly his wife was upset that I hadn't got off , and why did I not continue . In no uncertain termsIi explained that a condom and teeth for oral was not for me and he said no one else had ever complained . Apparently she gloved him up for oral too and he liked the biting . It's any wonder he came in 3 minutes flat from Sabrina doing neither then !

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By *uddy and hollyCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Basically any BJ where she only licks the head and plays around with it in her mouth is a shit bj. I want my cock sucked like a pro, swallow it, gag on it, feel it down your throat, wet, sloppy and let me slap it across your face. That's how it's done "
slap across a face any one slaps me in the face gets a pain in the balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only bad blow job is no blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A young lady had her tongue piercing come loose which proceeded to stab me. When I yelped she panicked and accidentally bit down. Bad day at the office

I'm really sorry but that made me laugh. Can just imagine the two levels of screaming. Sorry "

Thanks for the sympathy lol

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Q... How does a man describe the worst blow job ever?

A... Absolutely brilliant

C...

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Have mentioned before the otherwise fabulous lady whose BJ technique involved stuffing as much of my cock in her mouth as possible, without opening her throat. While I'm not particularly long, I'm longer than that, so it felt like my erection was being folded into her cheek.

I wasn't asking or expecting to be deep-throated either, so it was a bit of a moment.

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By *aboo teenWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"A young lady had her tongue piercing come loose which proceeded to stab me. When I yelped she panicked and accidentally bit down. Bad day at the office

I'm really sorry but that made me laugh. Can just imagine the two levels of screaming. Sorry

Thanks for the sympathy lol"

I felt sorry for you too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've often wondered how you even gave a bad bj, so these stories are interesting and informative. I'd hate to think I was doing it wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A young lady had her tongue piercing come loose which proceeded to stab me. When I yelped she panicked and accidentally bit down. Bad day at the office

I'm really sorry but that made me laugh. Can just imagine the two levels of screaming. Sorry

Thanks for the sympathy lol

I felt sorry for you too x"

Was a long time ago. The pain is just psychological now. Still grimace when I meet women with piercings...still love it though

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"Care to share your bad blow jobs "

you can gladly have em!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any blowjob where you can tell a woman is thinking "I don't really want this thing in my mouth, but everyone else seems to do it, so I guess I should". Luckily I've only had one or two in my time, but it's an instant mood killer and just makes you feel awkward.

Conversely, seeing a woman absolutely loving every moment of what she is doing can make even less "technically gifted" blowjobs right up there with the best of them.

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West


"Any blowjob where you can tell a woman is thinking "I don't really want this thing in my mouth, but everyone else seems to do it, so I guess I should". Luckily I've only had one or two in my time, but it's an instant mood killer and just makes you feel awkward.

Conversely, seeing a woman absolutely loving every moment of what she is doing can make even less "technically gifted" blowjobs right up there with the best of them. "

Abso-bloody-lutely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once who stick it in there mouth n leave it there like a hot sausage rolling it on their tounge nope.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I took a great chunk out of a guys cock, in my defence he "surprised" me by sticking a dildo up my arze with no warning.

10 years later he still fucking whinges about it when I speak to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a girl once scrape her canine tooth up an down with every bob Of her head was agony after a few moments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the men: Would you let a woman know she was giving you a bad blowjob or just let her carry on & grin & bear it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The man cums in seconds before you have a chance to enjoy yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I took a great chunk out of a guys cock, in my defence he "surprised" me by sticking a dildo up my arze with no warning.

10 years later he still fucking whinges about it when I speak to him "

Lol.... that made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haaaa...using teeth can be good if done right...I do love sucking cock..could happily do it for ages

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We were at a club and went to a private room with a couple . Sabrina and the other guy were enjoying a 69 when the the guys wife suddenly produced a condom and proceeded to start putting it on my cock .

Nothing surprising there i hear you say , but we had discussed beforehand that I was more voyeuristic and wouldn't necessarily get involved . So having a condom put on mid wank was somewhat odd .

Anyway , Sabrina and the other guy are going for it and she began sucking my cock , at which point I reminded her that I wasn't up for shagging and why had she put a condom on my cock . She replied that she only gave oral with a condom and didn't want to shag either . As she said it her partner unloaded into Sabrinas mouth and she began using her teeth on my now only semi erect and slightly bruised member. Well that just killed Iit stone dead .... i pulled away , removed the condom and put the towel back on . We left the room somewhat deflated .

The guy later came over to berate me as apparantly his wife was upset that I hadn't got off , and why did I not continue . In no uncertain termsIi explained that a condom and teeth for oral was not for me and he said no one else had ever complained . Apparently she gloved him up for oral too and he liked the biting . It's any wonder he came in 3 minutes flat from Sabrina doing neither then !

"

Awkward

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I would assume that every man is different. Ladies have commented that my penis is very sensitive and I have had to let ladies know that even tonguing the head can be too much for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah they should concentrate to sucking your balls for longer or squeeze the balls same time they put acheeky finger in your ass whilst sucking the head.

I want a pro bj with face fucking till saliva comes up then snowball kiss it, now that's a perfect bj

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would assume that every man is different. Ladies have commented that my penis is very sensitive and I have had to let ladies know that even tonguing the head can be too much for me. "

Yes I'm aware everybody is different. Even though I'm pretty much a sensual blow job giver, I do let the moment take over sometimes and squeeze balls too hard or bite it a bit too hard sometimes

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

While some are better than others I've never had what I'd call a bad blow job.

The thing that really differentiates the best ones are when the woman is clearly enjoying giving it and no sense at all that it's just her turn to do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I took a great chunk out of a guys cock, in my defence he "surprised" me by sticking a dildo up my arze with no warning.

10 years later he still fucking whinges about it when I speak to him "

Just made me wince....ouch!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"While some are better than others I've never had what I'd call a bad blow job.

The thing that really differentiates the best ones are when the woman is clearly enjoying giving it and no sense at all that it's just her turn to do it. "

If I like the person, we have made a connection and it's a delicious cock, you have my word I love doing it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum"

Yea I'm no open star when it comes to blow jobs! I hate gagging on it and hate cum in my mouth. Pre cum however, lovely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum"

Define "perform like a pornstar" please

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

One guys bad blow job can sometimes be another guys sense of an heavenly one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One guys bad blow job can sometimes be another guys sense of an heavenly one "

It's definitely a subjective subject. I don't like biting, other guys love it. I think most guys like to be sucked deep though. A woman with no gag reflex is a keeper

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum

Define "perform like a pornstar" please "

I'm guessing deep throat, saliva, and cum in the mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum

Define "perform like a pornstar" please

I'm guessing deep throat, saliva, and cum in the mouth "

Thank you, so I have been doing right then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum

Define "perform like a pornstar" please

I'm guessing deep throat, saliva, and cum in the mouth

Thank you, so I have been doing right then "

*joins the que*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum

Define "perform like a pornstar" please

I'm guessing deep throat, saliva, and cum in the mouth

Thank you, so I have been doing right then "

I haven't but I don't care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum

Define "perform like a pornstar" please

I'm guessing deep throat, saliva, and cum in the mouth

Thank you, so I have been doing right then

I haven't but I don't care "

As you enjoy yourself, that's the main thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum"

I am luck enough to have a wife who performs like a porn star . She loves cum , snowballing with bi friends , deepthroating , the whole experience is just mind blowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While some are better than others I've never had what I'd call a bad blow job.

The thing that really differentiates the best ones are when the woman is clearly enjoying giving it and no sense at all that it's just her turn to do it. "

The same for me. I have never had a bad BJ! Some are good, some are great, some are fantastic, and some are mind blowing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum

Yea I'm no open star when it comes to blow jobs! I hate gagging on it and hate cum in my mouth. Pre cum however, lovely!"

I never get the fascination with her gagging on it.

Gagging is a horrible sound.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum

Define "perform like a pornstar" please "

The visuals.

Eye contact, smiling and obviously looking like she is enjoying it. It was as if she was imagining she was on stage performing in front of fifty people and she was going to treat them to the best visual performance ever.

Lips tongue, teeth, throat, hands and everything else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum

I am luck enough to have a wife who performs like a porn star . She loves cum , snowballing with bi friends , deepthroating , the whole experience is just mind blowing "

You are a very lucky guy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum

Yea I'm no open star when it comes to blow jobs! I hate gagging on it and hate cum in my mouth. Pre cum however, lovely!

I never get the fascination with her gagging on it.

Gagging is a horrible sound.

"

I'm only guessing, but maybe it's a sense of control the man feels by pushing her head down on it so far, hard and fast?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum

Define "perform like a pornstar" please

The visuals.

Eye contact, smiling and obviously looking like she is enjoying it. It was as if she was imagining she was on stage performing in front of fifty people and she was going to treat them to the best visual performance ever.

Lips tongue, teeth, throat, hands and everything else. "

Surely you have to have a poem star look about you too? I can't imagine a plane Jane giving the same effect? I could be wrong?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don't enjoy gagging so I'd never look as if I'm enjoying it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum

Yea I'm no open star when it comes to blow jobs! I hate gagging on it and hate cum in my mouth. Pre cum however, lovely!

I never get the fascination with her gagging on it.

Gagging is a horrible sound.

I'm only guessing, but maybe it's a sense of control the man feels by pushing her head down on it so far, hard and fast? "

I've never forced a woman's head down. It's not right or fair. If she can deep throat, and she wants to do it, she will on her own accord and I'll consider myself lucky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum

Yea I'm no open star when it comes to blow jobs! I hate gagging on it and hate cum in my mouth. Pre cum however, lovely!

I never get the fascination with her gagging on it.

Gagging is a horrible sound.

"

I always think men who want women to gag on their cock should try gagging on a cucumber or courgette first & see if they like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum

Yea I'm no open star when it comes to blow jobs! I hate gagging on it and hate cum in my mouth. Pre cum however, lovely!

I never get the fascination with her gagging on it.

Gagging is a horrible sound.

I'm only guessing, but maybe it's a sense of control the man feels by pushing her head down on it so far, hard and fast? "

It's much nicer if they can do it without gagging lol

Someone trying to deep throat an gagging = turn off and doesn't feel that nice tbh

Someone who can deep throat without gagging and in comfort = turn on/feels great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum

Yea I'm no open star when it comes to blow jobs! I hate gagging on it and hate cum in my mouth. Pre cum however, lovely!

I never get the fascination with her gagging on it.

Gagging is a horrible sound.

I always think men who want women to gag on their cock should try gagging on a cucumber or courgette first & see if they like it "

lol

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"One of my exes used to perform like a pornstar. The visuals alone were almost enough to make a man cum

Yea I'm no open star when it comes to blow jobs! I hate gagging on it and hate cum in my mouth. Pre cum however, lovely!

I never get the fascination with her gagging on it.

Gagging is a horrible sound.

I always think men who want women to gag on their cock should try gagging on a cucumber or courgette first & see if they like it

lol "
i gag on a deep kiss

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had too manyincidents where a tooth has scraped on my shaft

There's been a few who have basically tried to give my dick a Chinese burn as they've just chewed on the end

Some people forget theres a person attached to said penis

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"I've had too manyincidents where a tooth has scraped on my shaft

There's been a few who have basically tried to give my dick a Chinese burn as they've just chewed on the end

Some people forget theres a person attached to said penis"

You may not like your cock abused in such ways but I used to know someone that did he was into really heavy BDSM play though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a few ware they try to go too deep but there mouth doesn't open wide enough and there teeth end up scraping ure shaft but feel rude to say so usually just bare it

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By *ehind closed curtainsCouple
over a year ago

East Midlands

I'd hate to turn any bj down - but some women are much more skilled than others, & seem to enjoy it more & some improve & get to love it more seemingly

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

It's always best for both to let your partner know what works

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, if any fella want to give me some constructive feedback, or appreciative comments on my recent technique - now is a good time! m x

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By *rant4Man
over a year ago

South Wales & London

Had one that left a line about 10mm wide on my bellend for weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a woman clamp her lips over my bell end and freeze. No movement, no tounge, nowt. She did squeeze my arse cheeks like she was kneeding bread though. No, that wasn't a good BJ. Even when prompted to vary the technique... nada!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I think i do it right ??

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

So....have any of you pointed out your partners wayward ways? In order to save the next bloke?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Different things work for different people. Licking, sucking, teeth or no teeth etc.

as long as it isn't the fake blowjob with the lips barely over the end and the hand doing all the work while looking away and a sense of indignance that you aren't screaming in the throes of passion.

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very first bj...at a party, got with a girl, ended up in bedroom, she hAd braces and a very small mouth, i have a large and thick cock...think cheesgrater! Ow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey, if any fella want to give me some constructive feedback, or appreciative comments on my recent technique - now is a good time! m x "

Don't worry I will talk you through it

I haven't had a bad one yet,

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"I had a woman clamp her lips over my bell end and freeze. No movement, no tounge, nowt. She did squeeze my arse cheeks like she was kneeding bread though. No, that wasn't a good BJ. Even when prompted to vary the technique... nada! "

Maybe she was assuming the position for you to take the hint to face fuck her until she gagged uncontrollably and her eyes streamed with tears ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Basically any BJ where she only licks the head and plays around with it in her mouth is a shit bj. I want my cock sucked like a pro, swallow it, gag on it, feel it down your throat, wet, sloppy and let me slap it across your face. That's how it's done

slap across a face any one slaps me in the face gets a pain in the balls "

I fear they watch to much porn

A bad blow job.......

One where they hold my ears and ram my face

One where they won't stay still and let me do my thing without ramming my face

A good blow job is a two way thing if you don't stop fecking ramming my face I can't give you a good blow job

STOP WITH THE FACE FUCKING

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had plenty of good and bad.. worst ones are when they go for goal from the start! Wanking and sucking at 100 miles an hour gets boring very quick.. As does just stimulating the same place.. ive actually had friction burns!!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I had a woman clamp her lips over my bell end and freeze. No movement, no tounge, nowt. She did squeeze my arse cheeks like she was kneeding bread though. No, that wasn't a good BJ. Even when prompted to vary the technique... nada!

Maybe she was assuming the position for you to take the hint to face fuck her until she gagged uncontrollably and her eyes streamed with tears ???? "
this

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats a blow job???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only blew out 20 candles with one blow. Terrible lack of puff

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By *ubba80Man
over a year ago

ayr

Had a girl once that took about 20mm in her mouth and didn't do anything else just held it there

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Had a girl once that took about 20mm in her mouth and didn't do anything else just held it there "

Again she probably wanted face fucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had some utterly amazing blow jobs but never had a bad one. One poor girlfriend did pause for breath at exactly the wrong moment and got shot right in the eye (I'm assured it stings!). That killed things, though we laughed about it many times since.

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By *ubba80Man
over a year ago

ayr


"Had a girl once that took about 20mm in her mouth and didn't do anything else just held it there

Again she probably wanted face fucking "

Nope i did try that but didn't like it

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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts

I do giving blowjobs.. Whether am any good/do it right is for the guys to say.

I don't like having my head forced anywhere- If I want to deep throat you Ill do it when I want too, ta v much!

Tig

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

There are no bad blow jobs, only bad .. No wait..

There are no bad blowjobs you ungrateful gits I was married 20 years and lucky if I got a look job (yes I mean she looked at it..)

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By *odramafunCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire/staffordshire

I adore giving blowjobs... Would be mortified if someone was not enjoying it... But pretty confident I can gauge if they are....

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Had a girl once that took about 20mm in her mouth and didn't do anything else just held it there

Again she probably wanted face fucking

Nope i did try that but didn't like it "

Just in experienced and needed some guidance then????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst has got to be my first. And it was the poir girls first too. I had just come out of hospital with a broken shoulder and she wanted to take my mind of the pain. She was very thoughtful and I was greatful.

Now for the bad part; being extremely inexperienced she thought the way to do it was to suck as hard as humanly possible thus resulting in giving my poor bellend a love bite. It certainly took my mind off my shoulder i tell you. And i think its mentally scared me as still to this day (13yrs later) i cant cum from a blowjob.

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By *issB1970Woman
over a year ago

Subterranean


"I've often wondered how you even gave a bad bj, so these stories are interesting and informative. I'd hate to think I was doing it wrong. "

I couldn't agree more gentlewoman,

I thought one bj was very much like another until I joined fab, but apparently some are pretty horrendous.

I've never had any complaints though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've often wondered how you even gave a bad bj, so these stories are interesting and informative. I'd hate to think I was doing it wrong.

I couldn't agree more gentlewoman,

I thought one bj was very much like another until I joined fab, but apparently some are pretty horrendous.

I've never had any complaints though "

Biggest points are;

Keep the teeth off

Don't deep throat unless your comfortable (cause if you arnt you usually end up nearly biting our cock in two at the base)

Use your tongue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex decided to blow me in her bedroom. Then her uncle walked in as I was cumming and she had no choice but to swallow

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By *axter1987Man
over a year ago

your hotlist

worst i had was were they just had a wincing expression the whole time, ended up just telling them to forget it

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Trying to get guys to give honest feedback on bjs is, in my experience, pretty much impossible. Sure, they'll talk about it on these threads and to each other and whatever but at the time it's hard to get them to say it was anything other than great.

That's lovely to hear but if I ask how I could have made it better it's because I want to know.

I'm not going to be hurt by constructive comments. OK, I probably don't want to hear I was actually crap, or the worst bj giver you've ever encountered so, y'know, try to be a bit kind with the feedback, but honestly, if I ask, I really do want to know.

I'll do my best to read the signs in the facial expressions, body language, noises, breathing and all but telling me what was particularly good and how I could have improved the experience is useful.

Look at it this way, if you actually give me feedback, I may be more likely to want to do it again to practice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trying to get guys to give honest feedback on bjs is, in my experience, pretty much impossible. Sure, they'll talk about it on these threads and to each other and whatever but at the time it's hard to get them to say it was anything other than great.

That's lovely to hear but if I ask how I could have made it better it's because I want to know.

I'm not going to be hurt by constructive comments. OK, I probably don't want to hear I was actually crap, or the worst bj giver you've ever encountered so, y'know, try to be a bit kind with the feedback, but honestly, if I ask, I really do want to know.

I'll do my best to read the signs in the facial expressions, body language, noises, breathing and all but telling me what was particularly good and how I could have improved the experience is useful.

Look at it this way, if you actually give me feedback, I may be more likely to want to do it again to practice "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My way of thinking is if they stay hard, they don't scream in pain, they make the right noises & they cum then I must be doing something right

And more fool them if I'm not & they don't tell me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a woman clamp her lips over my bell end and freeze. No movement, no tounge, nowt. She did squeeze my arse cheeks like she was kneeding bread though. No, that wasn't a good BJ. Even when prompted to vary the technique... nada!

Maybe she was assuming the position for you to take the hint to face fuck her until she gagged uncontrollably and her eyes streamed with tears ???? this

C..."

Doh - i need to learn to read the signals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haaaa...using teeth can be good if done right...I do love sucking cock..could happily do it for ages "

I don mind feeling teeth along my shaft but not biting down lol!

Same goes for some ladies....as long as done with gentle pressure I know a few who like to have their clit bitten.....especially with a finger pulsing on their G-spot at the same time. Can produce orgasms in record time for some if that's what is required.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting to hear what guys think. I'm a girl who loves blow jobs. I like deep throat and licking his balls and I have no gag reflex. I also like when a guy cums in my mouth. I like dirty messy blow jobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Basically any BJ where she only licks the head and plays around with it in her mouth is a shit bj. I want my cock sucked like a pro, swallow it, gag on it, feel it down your throat, wet, sloppy and let me slap it across your face. That's how it's done "

... In your opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interesting to hear what guys think. I'm a girl who loves blow jobs. I like deep throat and licking his balls and I have no gag reflex. I also like when a guy cums in my mouth. I like dirty messy blow jobs"

Think you could teach me how to deep throat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My way of thinking is if they stay hard, they don't scream in pain, they make the right noises & they cum then I must be doing something right

And more fool them if I'm not & they don't tell me "

Totally. We all have a voice. If you've had no complaints I'd assume you were good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interesting to hear what guys think. I'm a girl who loves blow jobs. I like deep throat and licking his balls and I have no gag reflex. I also like when a guy cums in my mouth. I like dirty messy blow jobs"

Well, hello there

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Basically any BJ where she only licks the head and plays around with it in her mouth is a shit bj. I want my cock sucked like a pro, swallow it, gag on it, feel it down your throat, wet, sloppy and let me slap it across your face. That's how it's done

... In your opinion. "

Quite.

Anyone slapping me across the face with his cock would sorely regret it an instant later.

Some people watch way more porn than is good for them

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

submarine club


"Basically any BJ where she only licks the head and plays around with it in her mouth is a shit bj. I want my cock sucked like a pro, swallow it, gag on it, feel it down your throat, wet, sloppy and let me slap it across your face. That's how it's done "

- minus the face slapping.

Had a couple where they don't suck or get jaw ache after ten minutes

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

submarine club


"Interesting to hear what guys think. I'm a girl who loves blow jobs. I like deep throat and licking his balls and I have no gag reflex. I also like when a guy cums in my mouth. I like dirty messy blow jobs

Think you could teach me how to deep throat?"

Practice make perfect

No, really there's guides on doing it our there if you want to learn.

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

submarine club


"Any blowjob where you can tell a woman is thinking "I don't really want this thing in my mouth, but everyone else seems to do it, so I guess I should". Luckily I've only had one or two in my time, but it's an instant mood killer and just makes you feel awkward.

Conversely, seeing a woman absolutely loving every moment of what she is doing can make even less "technically gifted" blowjobs right up there with the best of them. "

Very well put

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trying to get guys to give honest feedback on bjs is, in my experience, pretty much impossible. Sure, they'll talk about it on these threads and to each other and whatever but at the time it's hard to get them to say it was anything other than great.

That's lovely to hear but if I ask how I could have made it better it's because I want to know.

I'm not going to be hurt by constructive comments. OK, I probably don't want to hear I was actually crap, or the worst bj giver you've ever encountered so, y'know, try to be a bit kind with the feedback, but honestly, if I ask, I really do want to know.

I'll do my best to read the signs in the facial expressions, body language, noises, breathing and all but telling me what was particularly good and how I could have improved the experience is useful.

Look at it this way, if you actually give me feedback, I may be more likely to want to do it again to practice "

Exactly this. Watch for responses and respond accordingly as everyone is different.

My worst was from a gay guy....I had high hopes as I figured he would know his way around a cock. He was so gentle and delicate that I barely felt a thing....little kisses on the tip, light finger strokes.....very disappointing as I was there to be made love to.

One of my best was an out of the blue meet in a layby from a bi guy, not so long back.

He moved my hands from my cock, moaned, linked his lips and took me all, deepthroated me ( a first for me)

He wanked his own cock while blowing mine....his enthusiasm added to mine.

It is rare that I cum from blowjobs alone.

Many an uncomfortable bj as a young lad with inexperience on both sides the cause.

Just as with any oral/sex play, listen, watch, feel, respond.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't know how to give a bad blow job.

True story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no such thing as a bad blowjob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't know how to give a bad blow job.

True story. "

Ooooooooo

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

This thread has made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had teethy blowjobs, and in small doses, it's quite stimulating, but I'll never cum from it. Fortunately I've been lucky to have not had any bad bj experiences.

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

submarine club


"There is no such thing as a bad blowjob"

Lies, if they don't suck it's not a blow job it's a lick job.

Licking combined with wanking it and sucking is good buy there definitely has to be sucking and fight through the jaw ache using wanking and licking to eases the pressure on the jaws muscles.

I take or leave deep throat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a few...

Torn banjo string. Bad

Teeth imprint. Bad

Not a clue. Bad

Just opened her mouth wide and expected me to be stimulated. Why?

Doing it with as much enthusiasm as a pile of ironing. Just dont.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Had my scrotum squeezed as if she was juicing a lemon once. Had a similar effect to drinking the juice. Eyes still water thinking about it.

C...

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By *rseInGearMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Not the worst but odd. Had two ladies both servicing the member. They started gossiping. Whilst one was sucking away they were listening and then she would trade my knob and be the talker whilst the other woman listened. I was there amazed yet still strangely thrilled by it all. I remember thinking 'Gossiping? Bloody typical of (fantastic and wonderful) women.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once gagged whilst giving a bj and throw up over the guys cock.

In my defence I did tell try and tell him not to keep pulling my head down!

It was a little awkward......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not the worst but odd. Had two ladies both servicing the member. They started gossiping. Whilst one was sucking away they were listening and then she would trade my knob and be the talker whilst the other woman listened. I was there amazed yet still strangely thrilled by it all. I remember thinking 'Gossiping? Bloody typical of (fantastic and wonderful) women.'"

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one draw blood... Ouch

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By *rseInGearMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

One that was sort of my fault was running away mid bj whilst apologising in tears of laughter. Someone pointed out to one of my fellow blowees that they looked like Peter Sutcliffe. You know what they sort of did! And I think that tickled me but the sort of outrageous invoking of a figure like Sutcliffe in the middle of a sex club was just too much to bear. I knew I would never be able to finish so I howled my apologies and wandered off to laugh it out.

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Get a man on his back with your head between his legs. Have him where you can see him seeing you with a face full of his cock. A good position from which to suck his balls too. Work his arsehole a little if he's into that. Relax and enjoy. Then say do me the way I just did you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit I've been doing it wrong and nobody has told me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Basically any BJ where she only licks the head and plays around with it in her mouth is a shit bj. I want my cock sucked like a pro, swallow it, gag on it, feel it down your throat, wet, sloppy and let me slap it across your face. That's how it's done "

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

I've had lots BJ's from various ladies over the time & what i like is the variety in how different ladies do this with their own techniques.

Can you really have a bad BJ?...i personally don't think so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had lots BJ's from various ladies over the time & what i like is the variety in how different ladies do this with their own techniques.

Can you really have a bad BJ?...i personally don't think so. "

Wait til you have one that chews your banjo string in half...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think iv had a bad bj but some are better than others

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By *untimes6969Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I once gagged whilst giving a bj and throw up over the guys cock.

In my defence I did tell try and tell him not to keep pulling my head down!

It was a little awkward......

"

Oh dear - special clean-up! Ha!

As long as both are enjoying it (that's the key!), some communication and lots of moaning and groaning off both parties - fantastic! Then all change or a bit of both 69er!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex girlfriend was shocking. She never really gave me one and the one time I got her to do it I regretted it, she caused me pain and I had to pretend it was amazing. I'll never forget it! The dildo she shoved up my bum was far more comfortable

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