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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY

I woke up super-mega-uber horny and there's fuck all I can do about it!

Booooooooo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well there's always a wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wank....cold shower maybe both

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY

I have a visitor and my flat is, well, there's not much opportunity!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a visitor and my flat is, well, there's not much opportunity! "

There must be a lavvy in the flat to hide in - and the tissue would be close to hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a visitor and my flat is, well, there's not much opportunity!

There must be a lavvy in the flat to hide in - and the tissue would be close to hand."

Oh men are so classy

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By *lack HulkMan
over a year ago

Bristol/Brentwood


"I woke up super-mega-uber horny and there's fuck all I can do about it!

Booooooooo!"

Is the visitor male or female?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a visitor and my flat is, well, there's not much opportunity!

There must be a lavvy in the flat to hide in - and the tissue would be close to hand.

Oh men are so classy "

Now be fair - some men are classy (but I'm not one of them!)

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY


"I woke up super-mega-uber horny and there's fuck all I can do about it!

Booooooooo!

Is the visitor male or female? "

female! She's a model and good friend. She's staying over to catch up and shoot. So off the cards due to my professional attitude and the fact shest, well, a mate!

which makes it harder as I've crushed on her for years, lol!!

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By *lack HulkMan
over a year ago

Bristol/Brentwood


"I woke up super-mega-uber horny and there's fuck all I can do about it!

Booooooooo!

Is the visitor male or female?

female! She's a model and good friend. She's staying over to catch up and shoot. So off the cards due to my professional attitude and the fact shest, well, a mate!

which makes it harder as I've crushed on her for years, lol!!"

Shiiiiieet, feel your pain.

Well I wld let her know I was horny if it was me, but then that's me. Seems like you dying inside lol

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I hate to break it to ya, OP, but the time you've spent posting about your frustration on here could have been put to another use!

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY

What makes it worse is she wanted to do some art nudes..!!

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY


"I woke up super-mega-uber horny and there's fuck all I can do about it!

Booooooooo!

Is the visitor male or female? "

female! She's a model and good friend. She's staying over to catch up and shoot. So off the cards due to my professional attitude and the fact shest, well, a mate!

which makes it harder as I've crushed on her for years, lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a visitor and my flat is, well, there's not much opportunity!

There must be a lavvy in the flat to hide in - and the tissue would be close to hand.

Oh men are so classy "

Pft as if you lot can talk with your wireless remote love eggs :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a quick wank in the toilet, takes just 5min lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Respect your friend, do nothing and post in here to alleviate the frustration by talking about it

Good skills sir,

Create a reason you can't leave the house and find something you need from the local shop, raid the piggy bank for change so the shop assistant has to count

Could give you 5\10 min leeway haha

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY

HAHA! Seriously though, even if she wasn't my friend, as a photographer, I would never do anything anyway. The fact that she is my friend makes it doubly frustrating lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sure she would understand. Go rub one out and have a release

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"HAHA! Seriously though, even if she wasn't my friend, as a photographer, I would never do anything anyway. The fact that she is my friend makes it doubly frustrating lol!"

Jesus go want in the bathroom it's not like she's going to be listening at the door to make sure your actual using the loo.

Or is this just a "see I'm such a professional and respectful guy ladies come fuck me" post

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover


"HAHA! Seriously though, even if she wasn't my friend, as a photographer, I would never do anything anyway. The fact that she is my friend makes it doubly frustrating lol!"

You never know, she might turn out to be on Fab too.....

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY


"HAHA! Seriously though, even if she wasn't my friend, as a photographer, I would never do anything anyway. The fact that she is my friend makes it doubly frustrating lol!

Jesus go want in the bathroom it's not like she's going to be listening at the door to make sure your actual using the loo.

Or is this just a "see I'm such a professional and respectful guy ladies come fuck me" post"

You kinda got an angry/cynical side to ya, dont'ya mate!

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY


"HAHA! Seriously though, even if she wasn't my friend, as a photographer, I would never do anything anyway. The fact that she is my friend makes it doubly frustrating lol!

You never know, she might turn out to be on Fab too....."

HAHAH! I doubt it!

Anyway, she's gone now. Still horny though, lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"HAHA! Seriously though, even if she wasn't my friend, as a photographer, I would never do anything anyway. The fact that she is my friend makes it doubly frustrating lol!

You never know, she might turn out to be on Fab too....."

She could be and reading all this..

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY


"

Or is this just a "see I'm such a professional and respectful guy ladies come fuck me" post"

Ok..I do feel I need to address this. What makes it SO difficult for you to "get" that believe it or not, there ARE photographers (myself included) out there who don't take photographs of beautiful women simply to perv on them?!?!

So listen up, Asshat. You don't know me from Adam, so yeah, I AM a professional and respectful guy, but NO, this isn't a "come fuck me" post.

Frankly, I don't need them.

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY


"HAHA! Seriously though, even if she wasn't my friend, as a photographer, I would never do anything anyway. The fact that she is my friend makes it doubly frustrating lol!

You never know, she might turn out to be on Fab too.....

She could be and reading all this.."
Shiiiiiiiit!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a visitor and my flat is, well, there's not much opportunity!

There must be a lavvy in the flat to hide in - and the tissue would be close to hand.

Oh men are so classy "

You wank on a bed of rose petals?

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By *rShinyKnickers OP   Man
over a year ago

BARRY


"

You wank on a bed of rose petals?"

They'd stick to EVERYTHING.....

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