FabSwingers.com forum: 15 reasons as to why you should be considered for a meet.

By *at69drive OP Man
over a year ago

Hertford

As some members complain about not getting meets ( usually those with two line profiles and a cock picture ) list fifteen reasons why people may wish ti consider meeting you .

1.Detailed profile

2.Variety of pictures

3. Wide range of hobbies and interests

4.Tested for STIs 18 June this year so health conscious

5. Happy to be filmed or videoed

6.Travel regularly to Belfast , Cambridgeshire , London , and Hertfordshire.

7. Regular visit to Cap d Agde and have performed in sex clubs there in front of an audience .

8.Read a variety of papers . Daily Mail , Telegraph and Times

9. Good cook. Enjoy cooking Salmon , Steak and Chilli

10. Enjoy gardening and the countryside.

11.Will pay for a hotel room if necessary .

12. Hopefully a safe driver as I have done an advanced driving test.

13. Well hung if size is of importance .

14. Available to meet at short notice .

15. Contributor to the forums .

Now list yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As some members complain about not getting meets ( usually those with two line profiles and a cock picture ) list fifteen reasons why people may wish ti consider meeting you .

1.Detailed profile

2.Variety of pictures

3. Wide range of hobbies and interests

4.Tested for STIs 18 June this year so health conscious

5. Happy to be filmed or videoed

6.Travel regularly to Belfast , Cambridgeshire , London , and Hertfordshire.

7. Regular visit to Cap d Agde and have performed in sex clubs there in front of an audience .

8.Read a variety of papers . Daily Mail , Telegraph and Times

9. Good cook. Enjoy cooking Salmon , Steak and Chilli

10. Enjoy gardening and the countryside.

11.Will pay for a hotel room if necessary .

12. Hopefully a safe driver as I have done an advanced driving test.

13. Well hung if size is of importance .

14. Available to meet at short notice .

15. Contributor to the forums .

Now list yours

Only 2

Female

Alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because we're awesome, don't need the other 14 because the 1st one is so great

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By *at69drive OP Man
over a year ago

Hertford

"As some members complain about not getting meets ( usually those with two line profiles and a cock picture ) list fifteen reasons why people may wish ti consider meeting you .

1.Detailed profile

2.Variety of pictures

3. Wide range of hobbies and interests

4.Tested for STIs 18 June this year so health conscious

5. Happy to be filmed or videoed

6.Travel regularly to Belfast , Cambridgeshire , London , and Hertfordshire.

7. Regular visit to Cap d Agde and have performed in sex clubs there in front of an audience .

8.Read a variety of papers . Daily Mail , Telegraph and Times

9. Good cook. Enjoy cooking Salmon , Steak and Chilli

10. Enjoy gardening and the countryside.

11.Will pay for a hotel room if necessary .

12. Hopefully a safe driver as I have done an advanced driving test.

13. Well hung if size is of importance .

14. Available to meet at short notice .

15. Contributor to the forums .

Now list yours

Only 2

Female

Alive "
That is the easy answer but works for you

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By *ob198XaMan
over a year ago

teleford

"As some members complain about not getting meets ( usually those with two line profiles and a cock picture ) list fifteen reasons why people may wish ti consider meeting you .

1.Detailed profile

2.Variety of pictures

3. Wide range of hobbies and interests

4.Tested for STIs 18 June this year so health conscious

5. Happy to be filmed or videoed

6.Travel regularly to Belfast , Cambridgeshire , London , and Hertfordshire.

7. Regular visit to Cap d Agde and have performed in sex clubs there in front of an audience .

8.Read a variety of papers . Daily Mail , Telegraph and Times

9. Good cook. Enjoy cooking Salmon , Steak and Chilli

10. Enjoy gardening and the countryside.

11.Will pay for a hotel room if necessary .

12. Hopefully a safe driver as I have done an advanced driving test.

13. Well hung if size is of importance .

14. Available to meet at short notice .

15. Contributor to the forums .

Now list yours

Only 2

Female

Alive "

And for some the second criteria is optional!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if I could think of 15 straight away. May have to go and write them down

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By *istressZoeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

1 available

2 genuine

3 Horny

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By *at69drive OP Man
over a year ago

Hertford

"Not sure if I could think of 15 straight away. May have to go and write them down

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Took me a bit of time to think of some .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might ask someone else to write mine.. I can't think of any lol

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

deja vu

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

1 I have a cock

2 um I have a cock

3 I am a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.I have boobs

2.I have a fanny

3.I suck like a Dyson.

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By *istressZoeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

"I might ask someone else to write mine.. I can't think of any lol "

Great tits x ?

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By *istressZoeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

"1.I have boobs

2.I have a fanny

3.I suck like a Dyson.

What's not to love !!!? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure if I could think of 15 straight away. May have to go and write them down

Took me a bit of time to think of some . "

Id have no trouble writing down my dont's, thats not a negative by the way, just the shy person in me

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

1.Because

2.Because

3.Because

4.Because

5.Because

6.Because

7.Because

8.Because

9.Because

10.Because

11.Because

12.I'm practically

13.Perfect

14.In

15.Every way

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Variety of papers???

No comment...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

15 random reasons - not in order of importance/significance

1. Available to chat on the phone to establish genuine contact.

2. Articulate, intelligent, able to converse on a range of topics including sex!

3.Keep ourselves fit and healthy.

4. Open-minded and happy to try most things at least once.

5. Willing to spend time socialising, building a connection if that floats their boat.

6. Willing to get straight into the action at a club if sparks are flying.

7. Lots and lots of stamina and imagination and enthusiasm (Mrs).

8. Not as much stamina as Mrs but likes to watch and join in and gives great oral (Mr).

9. Gives great oral (Mrs).

10. Able to accomodate or to travel.

11. Avaialable afternoons and evenings.

12. When accomodating happy to provide guests with really lovely freshly cooked food.

13. Always polite, respectful of boundaries.

14. Own boundaries are communicated clearly and are not very restrictive.

15. We are sensual, raunchy and love to explore our own and other peoples fantasies.

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By *istressZoeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

"15 random reasons - not in order of importance/significance

1. Available to chat on the phone to establish genuine contact.

2. Articulate, intelligent, able to converse on a range of topics including sex!

3.Keep ourselves fit and healthy.

4. Open-minded and happy to try most things at least once.

5. Willing to spend time socialising, building a connection if that floats their boat.

6. Willing to get straight into the action at a club if sparks are flying.

7. Lots and lots of stamina and imagination and enthusiasm (Mrs).

8. Not as much stamina as Mrs but likes to watch and join in and gives great oral (Mr).

9. Gives great oral (Mrs).

10. Able to accomodate or to travel.

11. Avaialable afternoons and evenings.

12. When accomodating happy to provide guests with really lovely freshly cooked food.

13. Always polite, respectful of boundaries.

14. Own boundaries are communicated clearly and are not very restrictive.

15. We are sensual, raunchy and love to explore our own and other peoples fantasies.

If that doesn't get you a shag xxxxxx nothing will x

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

8.Read a variety of papers . Daily Mail , Telegraph and Times

Oh dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8.Read a variety of papers . Daily Mail , Telegraph and Times

Oh dear."

Nothing wrong with an avid newspaper reader - always good to weigh up different angles of the same story .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mistress Zoe - we get plenty plenty shags - I like to chat in the forums, sometimes I post to generate interest, sometimes I post because I like communicating, the flow of post/response/reply is always interesting - prefer real conversations though - especially sexy ones on kikchat!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Can only think of one

Don't need to sell myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have to have a think about that....or I could ask past meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One reason is normally enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no gag reflex, and a broken moral compass...

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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

Boring.com !!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

15 reasons?! I have a vaj. The rest is window dressing.

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By *r JelabiMan
over a year ago

North London

"As some members complain about not getting meets ( usually those with two line profiles and a cock picture ) list fifteen reasons why people may wish ti consider meeting you .

1.Detailed profile

2.Variety of pictures

3. Wide range of hobbies and interests

4.Tested for STIs 18 June this year so health conscious

5. Happy to be filmed or videoed

6.Travel regularly to Belfast , Cambridgeshire , London , and Hertfordshire.

7. Regular visit to Cap d Agde and have performed in sex clubs there in front of an audience .

8.Read a variety of papers . Daily Mail , Telegraph and Times

9. Good cook. Enjoy cooking Salmon , Steak and Chilli

10. Enjoy gardening and the countryside.

11.Will pay for a hotel room if necessary .

12. Hopefully a safe driver as I have done an advanced driving test.

13. Well hung if size is of importance .

14. Available to meet at short notice .

15. Contributor to the forums .

Now list yours

Only 2

Female

Alive "

Thats all you ladies need lol, I feel as though I'm trying to get an arrange marriage here with all the things I need to provide

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

15 cms of solid girthy cock lol ....enjoy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got three

I'm awesome

I'm an amazing kisser

And a great fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1.I have boobs

2.I have a fanny

3.I suck like a Dyson.

I love boobs

A fanny is a bonus

And I need someone to do my hoovering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1.I have boobs

2.I have a fanny

3.I suck like a Dyson.

I love boobs

A fanny is a bonus

And I need someone to do my hoovering

I'm not a bloody maid

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

8.Read a variety of papers . Daily Mail , Telegraph and Times

Oh dear.

Nothing wrong with an avid newspaper reader - always good to weigh up different angles of the same story .

Good one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1.I have boobs

2.I have a fanny

3.I suck like a Dyson.

I love boobs

A fanny is a bonus

And I need someone to do my hoovering

I'm not a bloody maid

I was joking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a pulse, boobs and pussy. Not much else is required I'm starting to realise. Only taken me two years to discover that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.Detailed and well verified profile

2. Strong and fit

3. Knowledgeable and unique in many ways

4.Doesn't have sex with just anyone

5. Is supposedly rather handsome - but will let you decide for yourself

6. Passionate and unashamedly individual

7. Surprisingly kind and compassionate

8. Highly creative

9. Articulate, well spoken and well mannered

10. Believes that a good sense of humour is more than just a little expression a male can use to try and make himself look attractive

11.Is by most accounts a rather good kisser

12. Honest and has no time for bullshit

13. Enthusiastic conversationalist

14. Very real and Earthy despite his quirks

15. Has an AWESOME

cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus christ 15?!

I'm not sure I have that many good point

OK I've never let anybody down, I don't have half a dozen family members who fall ill every time I arange a meets so if I say I'll be there I will

Surely that's enough?

You can decide the rest over a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a pulse, boobs and pussy. Not much else is required I'm starting to realise. Only taken me two years to discover that

But do you have a GSOH, followed by a naughty streak and enjoy having a laugh...in and out the bedroom ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 never let anyone down

2 can string a sentence together

3 easy going

4 Good sense of humour

5 good manners

6 not over confident

7 Not pushy

8 ladys pleasure most important

9 w/e so im told

10 can cook

11 can accom

12 Can meet quickly

13 not camera shy

14 love outdoors

15 hate richard branson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 never let anyone down

2 can string a sentence together

3 easy going

4 Good sense of humour

5 good manners

6 not over confident

7 Not pushy

8 ladys pleasure most important

9 w/e so im told

10 can cook

11 can accom

12 Can meet quickly

13 not camera shy

14 love outdoors

15 hate richard branson"

You were doing so well until number 15

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't need to try , our veris prove that .

Well at least for those who think they count for anything anyway .

And for those that don't , we don't really care

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By *now white1000Woman
over a year ago

York

1. detailed profile

2.lots of varying pics, all public

3. veri's from meets & socials, not just 'cam'

4. Not a TV, hpw or crossdresser (nothing against them at all, but for those looking for them, i am not one)

5. very kinky mind

6. can accom or travel (within reason)

7.regular STi tested, last one July 3rd.

8.weird sense of humour

9. very down to earth

10. non judgemental

11. happy to verify by phone/cam before a meet

12. always turn up when i say i will (unless there is a very good reason)

13.my description is accurate, average body, looks etc.

14. i am good in bed

15 always clean and discreet.

but then all that info is in my profile anyway for those who get past just looking at the pics and seeing TV/TS for gender.

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By *at69drive OP Man
over a year ago

Hertford

"15 random reasons - not in order of importance/significance

1. Available to chat on the phone to establish genuine contact.

2. Articulate, intelligent, able to converse on a range of topics including sex!

3.Keep ourselves fit and healthy.

4. Open-minded and happy to try most things at least once.

5. Willing to spend time socialising, building a connection if that floats their boat.

6. Willing to get straight into the action at a club if sparks are flying.

7. Lots and lots of stamina and imagination and enthusiasm (Mrs).

8. Not as much stamina as Mrs but likes to watch and join in and gives great oral (Mr).

9. Gives great oral (Mrs).

10. Able to accomodate or to travel.

11. Avaialable afternoons and evenings.

12. When accomodating happy to provide guests with really lovely freshly cooked food.

13. Always polite, respectful of boundaries.

14. Own boundaries are communicated clearly and are not very restrictive.

15. We are sensual, raunchy and love to explore our own and other peoples fantasies.

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A well thought out post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a pulse, boobs and pussy. Not much else is required I'm starting to realise. Only taken me two years to discover that

But do you have a GSOH, followed by a naughty streak and enjoy having a laugh...in and out the bedroom ?"

I have a GSOH and like having a laugh. I've been told I have a naughty streak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus christ 15?!

I'm not sure I have that many good point

OK I've never let anybody down, I don't have half a dozen family members who fall ill every time I arange a meets so if I say I'll be there I will

Surely that's enough?

You can decide the rest over a drink

Nice post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus christ 15?!

I'm not sure I have that many good point

OK I've never let anybody down, I don't have half a dozen family members who fall ill every time I arange a meets so if I say I'll be there I will

Surely that's enough?

You can decide the rest over a drink

Nice post

They may not like drinkers say coffee instead

I don't like drinkers it's enough to put me off straight away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1.Because

2.Because

3.Because

4.Because

5.Because

6.Because

7.Because

8.Because

9.Because

10.Because

11.Because

10.Because

13.Of the

14 . wonderful

15 . things she does"

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