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By *iceguy83 OP   Man
over a year ago

manchester

Just a bit of fun. I'm having no luck on here despite being polite, clean, reading full profile before messaging but still no interest so obviously people here are spread out over the country (world)? So hypothetically would you do me or not?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

no sorry.... I only do guys over 6 feet.

chin up tho..

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Yep I will do you

Not sure about mrs new though

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Yep I will do you

Not sure about mrs new though

"

beat ya

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Hah _iew..

Tag team then?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Hah _iew..

Tag team then?"

count me in dude

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Just a bit of fun. I'm having no luck on here despite being polite, clean, reading full profile before messaging but still no interest so obviously people here are spread out over the country (world)? So hypothetically would you do me or not?

"
no your cock bends to the left, i prefer ones that bend to the right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope...sorry but you did ask

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Hypothetically – yes

Literally - no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope - not with that username

At a glance it looks like 'mancy prick'

Only joking buddy - couldn't resist

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Nope - not with that username

At a glance it looks like 'mancy prick'

Only joking buddy - couldn't resist "
lmao

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London


"Just a bit of fun. I'm having no luck on here despite being polite, clean, reading full profile before messaging but still no interest so obviously people here are spread out over the country (world)? So hypothetically would you do me or not?

no your cock bends to the left, i prefer ones that bend to the right "

Was just checking that out

Hangs to the right when soft.. Shifts to the left when erect

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By *onny BonesMan
over a year ago

a block away from heaven

I knew the OP was a man before i took a closer look. I knew my luck hadn't changed!!!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Just a bit of fun. I'm having no luck on here despite being polite, clean, reading full profile before messaging but still no interest so obviously people here are spread out over the country (world)? So hypothetically would you do me or not?

no your cock bends to the left, i prefer ones that bend to the right "

Why do I now have a Beyonce song in my head….

Oh yeah….

To the left, to the left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hypothetically no I wouldnt - nothing to do with your looks or your profile, as I havent actually read that, but just your first post - asking people if they would "do you". Those kind of words dont do anything for me.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"no sorry.... I only do guys over 6 feet.

chin up tho.. "

liar.. I sewen you wi fugy and drew!!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Just a bit of fun. I'm having no luck on here despite being polite, clean, reading full profile before messaging but still no interest so obviously people here are spread out over the country (world)? So hypothetically would you do me or not?

no your cock bends to the left, i prefer ones that bend to the right

Why do I now have a Beyonce song in my head….

Oh yeah….

To the left, to the left

"
"all the single ladies"

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"no sorry.... I only do guys over 6 feet.

chin up tho..

liar.. I sewen you wi fugy and drew!!!!"

yeah true....... but I clicked them both together...and poof they were over 6 feet...

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London


"Yep I will do you

Not sure about mrs new though

"

I think I'll just be the official tag team photographer on this one...

(Mrs)

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Yep I will do you

Not sure about mrs new though

I think I'll just be the official tag team photographer on this one...

(Mrs)"

well mrs new.... before you click any pics of me... I need a 3, 2, 1 countdown to allow breathing in to happen..

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

[Removed by poster at 18/11/10 21:01:22]

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

when you dance with the devil...

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Hypothetically no I wouldnt - nothing to do with your looks or your profile, as I havent actually read that, but just your first post - asking people if they would "do you". Those kind of words dont do anything for me. "

Sorry not being a bitch...ok maybe just a little....but surely this is something only a bloke would post???

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Sorry, meant the OP not the quote!! Ooops xx

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London


"Yep I will do you

Not sure about mrs new though

I think I'll just be the official tag team photographer on this one...

(Mrs)

well mrs new.... before you click any pics of me... I need a 3, 2, 1 countdown to allow breathing in to happen.."

Oh don't worry, we'll go for a more arty black and white slightly out of focus abstract approach. Negates the need for controlled breathing.

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

pmsl becky ses no she dosn,t just do anybody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry, meant the OP not the quote!! Ooops xx"

Lol strangely i actually knew exactly what you meant

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

With that bathroom tiling?

No fuckin' chance...

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Sorry, meant the OP not the quote!! Ooops xx

Lol strangely i actually knew exactly what you meant "

Phew! I can sleep tonight lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bloody hell, Lay off the guy. Bless his little cotton socks! Chin up lad!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"bloody hell, Lay off the guy. Bless his little cotton socks! Chin up lad! "

Good idea, let's patronise him instead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope - not with that username

At a glance it looks like 'mancy prick'

Only joking buddy - couldn't resist lmao "

me too. Do like a cock with a good curve on it tho.

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By *iceguy83 OP   Man
over a year ago

manchester

Ok so nobody has anything positive to say. Thanks for the replies anyway. I guess thats why I am struggling on here. Ah well. Must be someone that likes me surely going off the law of averages! I'll plod on.

Was Always told i had a nice big cock.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Was Always told i had a nice big cock. "

If you can remember who it was told you, give them a call...

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Ok so nobody has anything positive to say. Thanks for the replies anyway."

You did say "just a bit of fun", and nobody has been nasty...

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By *entcouple4550Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

Have looked at your profile. The people who told you you were very good looking....don't trust em!

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By *ohnsusCouple
over a year ago

Chesterfield

we need a reminder....which is the hypothetical position again ? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...and it's a no from me too.

Apart from your age, I like to play with people who are comfortable with their sexuality and "straight" men that are seeking tv/ts are not for me.

I think you'll find that could be putting people off too.

Just my opinion of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep I will do you

Not sure about mrs new though

I think I'll just be the official tag team photographer on this one...

(Mrs)

well mrs new.... before you click any pics of me... I need a 3, 2, 1 countdown to allow breathing in to happen..

Oh don't worry, we'll go for a more arty black and white slightly out of focus abstract approach. Negates the need for controlled breathing."

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair to the lad at least his pics show more than just his old fella and his profile isn't littered with text speak or stupid Jamaican cod. Looks wise he's probably around average. Altogether this would probably put him in the top 20% of appealing bloke profiles. But you are playing a numbers game my friend, where only the best will doodle-do!

I think once you have your first verification your luck will improve as then prospective meets know with more certainty that you don't keep an axe in your boot and that you can take your clothes off without tripping over your boxers.

Good luck mate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hypothetically - yes

Reality - no, too young and too far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" To be fair to the lad at least his pics show more than just his old fella and his profile isn't littered with text speak or stupid Jamaican cod. Looks wise he's probably around average. Altogether this would probably put him in the top 20% of appealing bloke profiles. But you are playing a numbers game my friend, where only the best will doodle-do!

I think once you have your first verification your luck will improve as then prospective meets know with more certainty that you don't keep an axe in your boot and that you can take your clothes off without tripping over your boxers.

Good luck mate!"

u cannae arrange a fayrie godmother fer im then buttons, being panto season n all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a bit of fun. I'm having no luck on here despite being polite, clean, reading full profile before messaging but still no interest so obviously people here are spread out over the country (world)? So hypothetically would you do me or not?

"

another professional..oh my

would this post not be better on introductions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our Fred would fuck him, no sweat. But then again, he fux anybody, male or female and he's not bothered about which species you belong to either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a bit of fun. I'm having no luck on here despite being polite, clean, reading full profile before messaging but still no interest so obviously people here are spread out over the country (world)? So hypothetically would you do me or not?

"

also your looking for tv/ts..tho you recon your straight!

mixed messages we would skip past immediately seeing that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok so nobody has anything positive to say. Thanks for the replies anyway. I guess thats why I am struggling on here. Ah well. Must be someone that likes me surely going off the law of averages! I'll plod on.

Was Always told i had a nice big cock. "

Nobody cares who well endowed you are, personality goes so much further. You will struggle as for some of us with kids your age, its not an option, plus you are too far for others. Get yourself off to clubs, socials, easier to meet people then, if they have a profile on here, they can then verify you, just remember the ratio is about 25/1 (not that im good at maths) and it means you really do have to see yourself with so many single guys around

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


" you can take your clothes off without tripping over your boxers.

"

Bollocks...another set of nightclasses I have to sign up for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So are you bisexual or just an any holes a goal man?

Is someone is looking for a straight male, your profile will confuse them.

Good luck on the site though.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

I think the OP should get down the pub/club on a Saturday night. Would have way more luck than a swingers site! Never understood why guys who can't pull in vanilla world come onto a site like this and think it will be easy!!!

Unless all swinger ladies are supposed to be slappers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@Rumour. Based on your argument there shouldn't be any single ladies here either.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


"I think the OP should get down the pub/club on a Saturday night. Would have way more luck than a swingers site! Never understood why guys who can't pull in vanilla world come onto a site like this and think it will be easy!!!

Unless all swinger ladies are supposed to be slappers! "

Now read it properly!!!!

I never said he shouldn't be here, I just said he would have more luck in a pub/club situation! FACT!!!

Single ladies do NOT have the same problems that single guys have, they in the main seem to have no problem meeting guys or couples. That is why single guys DO have a problem! Females can afford to be choosy and as a single guy, you really have to stand out from the rest... Hence the comment about having more luck down the pub/club!

Anyone can join this site and as sites go, it is the most tolerant we are on, to it's determent sometimes, but if you ask for advice, don't expect to get all hearts and flowers replies!

Would Mrs R fuck him? No! Why? Way too young and in our opinion is here for a quick shag but brings nothing to the party for me. Would I like him to leave? Hell no! There are many fems, couples and Bi-guys out there and he could just get lucky! We wish him well, but people like you who try to turn every argument into a "Couples vs. Singles" war, well, we just block and move on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok so nobody has anything positive to say. Thanks for the replies anyway. I guess thats why I am struggling on here. Ah well. Must be someone that likes me surely going off the law of averages! I'll plod on.

Was Always told i had a nice big cock.

Nobody cares who well endowed you are, personality goes so much further. You will struggle as for some of us with kids your age, its not an option, plus you are too far for others. Get yourself off to clubs, socials, easier to meet people then, if they have a profile on here, they can then verify you, just remember the ratio is about 25/1 (not that im good at maths) and it means you really do have to see yourself with so many single guys around "

oops that should read "sell yourself"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh dear... another would you fuck me... am i sexy post...

im thinking the sound of desperation isnt helping you here... a def no without even looking at the profile!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who gives a rats ass about hypothetical fucks anyway, how the hell is that of any use to anyone!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noticed he’s unticked the looking for TV/TS rather than be honest and say he’s bi curious, best advise is just be yourself, be honest and patient and you’ll get what you’re looking for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"who gives a rats ass about hypothetical fucks anyway, how the hell is that of any use to anyone!!!!!!!!!"

Does that make it a mind-fuck, if its hypothetical?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"who gives a rats ass about hypothetical fucks anyway, how the hell is that of any use to anyone!!!!!!!!!"

It's my best hope with 'E'....

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Noticed he’s unticked the looking for TV/TS rather than be honest and say he’s bi curious, best advise is just be yourself, be honest and patient and you’ll get what you’re looking for."

It is just as possible that ticking TV was the error.

In fairness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"who gives a rats ass about hypothetical fucks anyway, how the hell is that of any use to anyone!!!!!!!!!

Does that make it a mind-fuck, if its hypothetical? "

mmm.. possibly! not quite like the real thing either way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Noticed he’s unticked the looking for TV/TS rather than be honest and say he’s bi curious, best advise is just be yourself, be honest and patient and you’ll get what you’re looking for.

It is just as possible that ticking TV was the error.

In fairness."

I'm a cynic

I looked at his friends list and made my own judgement, but thats just my judgement though

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I looked at his friends list and made my own judgement, but thats just my judgement though "

Ah - you have used more information than me then, I didn't look at the profile!

Expect to see the friends list hidden shortly....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pass from us..Apple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what we dont get is all these young guys looking for a shag on here... surely theyd have more success getting themselves out in pubs / clubs than sitting on here trying to find women?

just a thought...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what we dont get is all these young guys looking for a shag on here... surely theyd have more success getting themselves out in pubs / clubs than sitting on here trying to find women?

just a thought...!"
one here thay are looking for sex thats all no girl friend no dating thing no woman texing them 24/7 and no dating just good sex.

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By *iceguy83 OP   Man
over a year ago

manchester

I am totally straight. Didn't even realize I'd ticked the ts box and have now untucked it. Perhaps that's why the only friend requests I've had are from ts members or gay blokes! They dint interest me sexually but I generally accept all friend requests. It's that or have no friends here.

Thanks fir the advice anyway peeps

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

*sends psychic message to dogmeisters*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hypothetically you wouldnt fuck me so dont really matter if i would you or not

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By *iceguy83 OP   Man
over a year ago

manchester


"Have looked at your profile. The people who told you you were very good looking....don't trust em!"

Looking at your pics I don't think if I were you I'd be making such comments. In fact I'd probably keep very quiet. But thanks for your efforts. Have a dig at me and I'll sure have one back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You make me laugh hun x

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"

Looking at your pics I don't think if I were you I'd be making such comments. In fact I'd probably keep very quiet. But thanks for your efforts. Have a dig at me and I'll sure have one back. "

Single pic, of the lady's chest. Which will get them more meets than this thread will get you.

Feel free to keep digging - in every sense of the word...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

Looking at your pics I don't think if I were you I'd be making such comments. In fact I'd probably keep very quiet. But thanks for your efforts. Have a dig at me and I'll sure have one back.

Single pic, of the lady's chest. Which will get them more meets than this thread will get you.

Feel free to keep digging - in every sense of the word..."
oooh can i get dressed up in my refs outfit again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Looking at your pics I don't think if I were you I'd be making such comments. In fact I'd probably keep very quiet. But thanks for your efforts. Have a dig at me and I'll sure have one back.

Single pic, of the lady's chest. Which will get them more meets than this thread will get you.

Feel free to keep digging - in every sense of the word...oooh can i get dressed up in my refs outfit again? "

I'll be the devil in the mix, I think the comment was downright mean! Ref, I dunno if i get a yellow card for calling a person with breasts on a mean comment, but if I do, hey ho, there was no need ...

IMHO

of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male here. I have always struggled to understand why young males need to come on a site like this to get laid (as mentioned before they must think all females are slappers and will sleep with anyone). Before i meet my partner i had no problems going to pubs etc and meeting other women. Suppose this could be a problem though if you have no mates to go out with and spend your life sat in front of this.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Male here. I have always struggled to understand why young males need to come on a site like this to get laid (as mentioned before they must think all females are slappers and will sleep with anyone). "

why young guys? ... some guys of all ages either single or in couples have that _iew.

and actually... there are people who will sleep with anyone.. and again, they are males, females and couples.. only thing is, they ain't slappers, it's their choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hypotheticaly as a young women I would fuck anyone looks are over rated a healthy mind and nice non pushy men are far more likely to find out the colour of my panties if I have any on x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

Looking at your pics I don't think if I were you I'd be making such comments. In fact I'd probably keep very quiet. But thanks for your efforts. Have a dig at me and I'll sure have one back.

Single pic, of the lady's chest. Which will get them more meets than this thread will get you.

Feel free to keep digging - in every sense of the word...oooh can i get dressed up in my refs outfit again?

I'll be the devil in the mix, I think the comment was downright mean! Ref, I dunno if i get a yellow card for calling a person with breasts on a mean comment, but if I do, hey ho, there was no need ...

IMHO

of course "
well you only get a yellow card if your really bad, and a red card if your really good...you decide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no one ever answers a question on here seriously do they ??

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"no one ever answers a question on here seriously do they ??"
quarter past three

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"no one ever answers a question on here seriously do they ??"

NO...........

well ..

YES.....

well .......

Kinda...

Sometimes..

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

questions like that .......no

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"no one ever answers a question on here seriously do they ??"

Yes, but the op did say it was just for a bit of fun! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no one ever answers a question on here seriously do they ??

NO...........

well ..

YES.....

well .......

Kinda...

Sometimes.. "

Given the chance

Nice picture by the way, love a mans hands tied above his head

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