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By *rank Einstein OP   Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

But without giving anything too specific away

Mine has a cracking pair of tits, not too short but not too tall, got a bit of meat on her, is a redhead and has a cute face that looks like butter wouldn't melt but I'll bet it does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But without giving anything too specific away

Mine has a cracking pair of tits, not too short but not too tall, got a bit of meat on her, is a redhead and has a cute face that looks like butter wouldn't melt but I'll bet it does "

It's me

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"But without giving anything too specific away

Mine has a cracking pair of tits, not too short but not too tall, got a bit of meat on her, is a redhead and has a cute face that looks like butter wouldn't melt but I'll bet it does

It's me "

I love your modesty....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm let me see !!!!

My first two are;

1. Not to small or thin - someone with "handles" lol

2. A female that likes to Squirt /Gush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's alright.

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By *rank Einstein OP   Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"But without giving anything too specific away

Mine has a cracking pair of tits, not too short but not too tall, got a bit of meat on her, is a redhead and has a cute face that looks like butter wouldn't melt but I'll bet it does

It's me "

Keep telling yourself that, don't make it true

Even if it was, as per the not give anything away rule I wouldn't be able to tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But without giving anything too specific away

Mine has a cracking pair of tits, not too short but not too tall, got a bit of meat on her, is a redhead and has a cute face that looks like butter wouldn't melt but I'll bet it does

It's me

I love your modesty...."

Maybe it's really you

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By *rank Einstein OP   Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm let me see !!!!

My first two are;

1. Not to small or thin - someone with "handles" lol

2. A female that likes to Squirt /Gush

"

Are you referring to someone specific and not generally?

It's describe one specific user but without giving anything away too specific that let's them know.

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"But without giving anything too specific away

Mine has a cracking pair of tits, not too short but not too tall, got a bit of meat on her, is a redhead and has a cute face that looks like butter wouldn't melt but I'll bet it does

It's me

I love your modesty....

Maybe it's really you "

You're making me blush...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"But without giving anything too specific away

Mine has a cracking pair of tits, not too short but not too tall, got a bit of meat on her, is a redhead and has a cute face that looks like butter wouldn't melt but I'll bet it does "

Broad shoulders, narrow hips

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Simples.....Paul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is younger than me!

A bodY to die for

Gorgeous face

Very clever

Knows how to make you feel special

And extremely sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He has a head, two arms, two legs, a cock, a torso & a bum

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By *rikki1967ukMan
over a year ago

peterborough

Intelligent, funny, nice eyes,little meat on bones and bangs like barn door in a typhoon.

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Tall, dark, handsome, sexy and a right smoothie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me laugh, makes me ache, makes me want him x

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By *rank Einstein OP   Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"Intelligent, funny, nice eyes,little meat on bones and bangs like barn door in a typhoon. "

So, you've already met yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monster of a cock. HUGE

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

she has a pulse.....

is that vauge enough.... wouldn't want to give the poor person a fright now!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my number one - his eyes locked onto mine are almost enough to make me come, m x

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Mine? Just take a look at her photos on our profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He isn't a fawning sycophantic moron.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"He isn't a fawning sycophantic moron."

snorted my tea then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He isn't a fawning sycophantic moron.

snorted my tea then"

He will know exactly who he is from that description

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"He isn't a fawning sycophantic moron.

snorted my tea then

He will know exactly who he is from that description "

Off topic....but....nice hair Anna

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

David Cameron with a red hot bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unique niche skill set and truly athletic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But without giving anything too specific away

Mine has a cracking pair of tits, not too short but not too tall, got a bit of meat on her, is a redhead and has a cute face that looks like butter wouldn't melt but I'll bet it does "

Thats me oot then! I am tall!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's tall, older, open minded with strong opinions and rather athletic with small boobs

...I'm not in her age range

She's so hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He isn't a fawning sycophantic moron.

snorted my tea then

He will know exactly who he is from that description

Off topic....but....nice hair Anna "

Thank you

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Mine looks great in a suit, a naff Christmas jumper or pretty much anything (and believe me, I have seen him in some weird outfits). Reddy brown hair. Beard. Round ears a bit like Pob's. A surprisingly curvaceous bottom. And not a forum user.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest, I'm suffering from such a lack of sexual inspiration right now, that I have little real idea of who I want most to have sex with anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine looks great in a suit, a naff Christmas jumper or pretty much anything (and believe me, I have seen him in some weird outfits). Reddy brown hair. Beard. Round ears a bit like Pob's. A surprisingly curvaceous bottom. And not a forum user. "

I love pob

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"He isn't a fawning sycophantic moron."

damn.... lost me on the moron!!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Mine looks great in a suit, a naff Christmas jumper or pretty much anything (and believe me, I have seen him in some weird outfits). Reddy brown hair. Beard. Round ears a bit like Pob's. A surprisingly curvaceous bottom. And not a forum user. "

Damn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mines a man

did I give to much away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine looks great in a suit, a naff Christmas jumper or pretty much anything (and believe me, I have seen him in some weird outfits). Reddy brown hair. Beard. Round ears a bit like Pob's. A surprisingly curvaceous bottom. And not a forum user.

I love pob "

Had to google Pob. That's some freaky shit

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By *lle adie 2Woman
over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne

1/ looks so innocent, great ass And legs. Very intelligent and loves to be naughty

2/ I've never tried him, but he's very mischevious, funny, smells gorgeous and dresses perfect. Almost happened but I met someone...some regrets..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very sexy and hot pictures

Smaller then me

A great arse

And lovely breasts

But I have probably described all the Women on my hotlist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Athletic body, some dodgy tattoos and made me gush in every position. As far as I know, no longer a fabber and no longer in touch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Early 30

Toned. Ripped

Ink

Facial hair

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"But without giving anything too specific away

Mine has a cracking pair of tits, not too short but not too tall, got a bit of meat on her, is a redhead and has a cute face that looks like butter wouldn't melt but I'll bet it does

Thats me oot then! I am tall! "

Ahh hello you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Are you referring to someone specific and not generally?

It's describe one specific user but without giving anything away too specific that let's them know. "

?? .. or describe one specific user just enough so that she DOES know it's her without going as far as naming (surely )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toned, athletic, sexy as hell, beautiful eyes and yet to find anyone else that I have that chemistry with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it looks like Miss Innocent has described me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman who is small in height, slim handful of boobs, shaven, quirky, dirty minded and has those take me to bed eyes, small peachy arse, has the gap. Brunette.

Cooks me breakfast in bed,

Doesn't moan/whinge and is never grumpy.

Horny 24-7

Let's me go out when I want.

Don't think I ask for much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toned, athletic, sexy as hell, beautiful eyes and yet to find anyone else that I have that chemistry with "

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No 1 Has too be born female .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it looks like Miss Innocent has described me "

Was I that obvious?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No 1 Has too be born female . "

But you're more relaxed on whether they're still female?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he knows xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No 1 Has too be born female .

But you're more relaxed on whether they're still female? "

no 2 had to be female lol . Am I being too fussy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Female. Intriguing. That's non-specific isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Female. Intriguing. That's non-specific isn't it? "
well when ur fat ugly and stupid like me u can't be too fussy !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some peeps need to learn how to read !!!

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By *ynchedWoman
over a year ago

Dunstable

peachy arse, sense of humour, posts most days on the forum....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Female, dark hair, pretty eyes, nicely tanned, gym fit as fook, and a sexy accent to boot?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on fabs I don't have a number 1.

off fabs, now that's a different matter & he's fully aware.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's just beautiful, oozing class and dripping in pure, mischievous sex appeal. And a very snappy dresser to boot. Her name is Rachel. She does a Maths and stuff on Countdown.

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners


"He is younger than me!

A bodY to die for

Gorgeous face

Very clever

Knows how to make you feel special

And extremely sexy "

THERE IS A GOD! haha

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds


"A woman who is small in height, slim handful of boobs, shaven, quirky, dirty minded and has those take me to bed eyes, small peachy arse, has the gap. Brunette.

Cooks me breakfast in bed,

Doesn't moan/whinge and is never grumpy.

Horny 24-7

Let's me go out when I want.

Don't think I ask for much "

I asked and that is just what I got - except she's a natural blonde! Lucky me !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little on the short side and a massive cunt. He's funny. Has a fit body and a big cock. Always on the end of the phone when I want to rant or vice versa. Have no doubt that if we were closer we be at it like rabbits regular.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asian - South Yorkshire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is married, loves dogging and stranger sex.. She have the sexiest ass. I have ever seen and she's a hot redhead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he is my closest friend

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By *ouple36DDCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

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By *ouple36DDCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"But without giving anything too specific away

Mine has a cracking pair of tits, not too short but not too tall, got a bit of meat on her, is a redhead and has a cute face that looks like butter wouldn't melt but I'll bet it does

It's me "

no it's me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She was a show girl...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She was a show girl... "

I can put on a show for you TiG that will have you on your knees! m x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She was a show girl...

I can put on a show for you TiG that will have you on your knees! m x"

Sorry...but it would be the other way round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A woman who is small in height, slim handful of boobs, shaven, quirky, dirty minded and has those take me to bed eyes, small peachy arse, has the gap. Brunette.

Cooks me breakfast in bed,

Doesn't moan/whinge and is never grumpy.

Horny 24-7

Let's me go out when I want.

Don't think I ask for much

I asked and that is just what I got - except she's a natural blonde! Lucky me !"

And stunning she is. Congrats fella! If you're ever down south...

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Knelt together with number two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A real redhead,any size,age etc,that all lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She was a show girl...

I can put on a show for you TiG that will have you on your knees! m x

Sorry...but it would be the other way round"

What? me - on my knees!!!! again? m x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She was a show girl...

I can put on a show for you TiG that will have you on your knees! m x

Sorry...but it would be the other way round

What? me - on my knees!!!! again? m x"

Either that or bound hand to foot with your ass exposed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She was a show girl...

I can put on a show for you TiG that will have you on your knees! m x

Sorry...but it would be the other way round

What? me - on my knees!!!! again? m x

Either that or bound hand to foot with your ass exposed"

wicked mr TiG, come up North and treat me bad please please please m x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She was a show girl...

I can put on a show for you TiG that will have you on your knees! m x

Sorry...but it would be the other way round

What? me - on my knees!!!! again? m x

Either that or bound hand to foot with your ass exposed

wicked mr TiG, come up North and treat me bad please please please m x"

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She was a show girl...

I can put on a show for you TiG that will have you on your knees! m x

Sorry...but it would be the other way round

What? me - on my knees!!!! again? m x

Either that or bound hand to foot with your ass exposed

wicked mr TiG, come up North and treat me bad please please please m x

No "

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