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By *aysmit OP   Man
over a year ago

walsall

I'm Abit unsure what catorgrey I fall into x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With the tape measure starting at there arse or belly button either seems to be popular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you google, the UK average is around 6 maybe 7 inches erect. You should be able to judge what category from that. As for measuring, any ruler should do. Cost is anywhere from 99p upwards.

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a laser, like the ones used to measure rooms. Only reason is tape measures are too small haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just lie about nobody believes the measurements

Anyone who say they will sleep with you just because of cock size is lying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always measure mine against a football pitch or a double decker bus

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By *ransGuyTV/TS
over a year ago

Cardiff

From the base to the tip of .... wait for it .... your cock.

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By *aysmit OP   Man
over a year ago

walsall

Lol what's mine like ? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I though you started at the "i"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have one

Used to. He was called the husband.

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By *aysmit OP   Man
over a year ago

walsall

What catorgrey do I fall into ? Xx

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Vernier depth gauge kind of works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you so hung up on the size of your cock?

There's nothing you can do to change it so why so angst about the numbers?

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By *untimegeekMan
over a year ago

Havant

I measure mine with a cloth tape measure from the base of my spine The officially recognised method though is with a ruler starting with the measure from the end (not a plastic one that starts an inch up). Pressed gently into the pubic bone along the top of your tool (bpem = bone pressed erect measurement)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could always go to b+q and borrow a measuring tape..

You could whip your cock out and ask one of the assistants to hold it while you measure it in cm rather than inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always measure mine against a football pitch or a double decker bus"

Kim's/miles for us cyclists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm Abit unsure what catorgrey I fall into x"

Why on earth would you want to?

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

I measure it by putting my finger sideways and the next on top and repeating so instead of 6 inches I'm 15 finger lengths

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By *aysmit OP   Man
over a year ago

walsall


"You could always go to b+q and borrow a measuring tape..

You could whip your cock out and ask one of the assistants to hold it while you measure it in cm rather than inches "

Lol

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Pick a number between 1-10, divide it by 2, multiply by 3, add it to the square root of the original number - plus 1 for good measure.

Or just make it up. I've yet to see a guy quote a number in their profile who has pics where there was any similarity between the two.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it get hard when it's meant to?

Does it stay hard a while?

Do ladies make the right noises when they sampl it?

Answer yes to all three then who cares how big or small it is

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

By the verbal response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most measure it twice around to make it big lol.

I measure mine the proper way, from cock base to end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously Everyone knows you measure it with a sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was measured against a beer tin

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Why on earth would anyone want to??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a micrometer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can fit it in a toilet roll and it doesn't stick out the end you are probably below average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you can fit it in a toilet roll and it doesn't stick out the end you are probably below average "

Any suggestions for getting this toilet roll back off genius,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can write your username backwards on your own cock in big letters without having to cram them in then you're pretty blessed (or have a short username)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have never measured mine - what does it matter how big it is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you can fit it in a toilet roll and it doesn't stick out the end you are probably below average

Any suggestions for getting this toilet roll back off genius, "

Stick it into something wet and let it dissolve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm Abit unsure what catorgrey I fall into x"

Mine usually crows at the same time every day...measured to the nearest five minutes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the floor lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well we are bigger in the morning so do your measuring then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a pint glass full of dandelion & burdock. Put your cock in, does it touch the bottom? You can of course use other fizzy drinks such as iron bru, American cream soda, rolla cola but what stop at Pepsi max as this could make your cock explode

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

Not sure why you would want to measure it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in Kilometres

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, measure it in a system that most people understand, like inches.

Nobody can tell from your pics if you are big or not. Plus big, VWE, these terms tend to vary between people.

And relax. Chill out a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What catorgrey do I fall into ? Xx"

Below average.

Get a bloody ruler.

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By *cotsteveMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I think your category is 'attention whore'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The standard form of measurement is to push your cock as far into a woman's mouth as possible and then shoot a load. If your cum tastes bitter it's under 4", if it tastes sweet it's around 6", if she can't taste it at all it's over 8". If she can't quite decide then repeat

And remember... always ask first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By how much a lady enjoys it

It's the only measurement I need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hung is over 3ft 6in long anything less you got a wee dick like the rest so get over it

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Judging by some "measurements" on here they either use their imagination or a magically tiller that adds a few extra inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A special elastic one

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"I'm Abit unsure what catorgrey I fall into x"

It is printed on the packaging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought it was measured against a beer tin "

Or a Sky remote

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Pick a number between 1-10, divide it by 2, multiply by 3, add it to the square root of the original number - plus 1 for good measure.

Or just make it up. I've yet to see a guy quote a number in their profile who has pics where there was any similarity between the two.

A"

Haha, I agree!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Depth of the water in the toilet

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"The standard form of measurement is to push your cock as far into a woman's mouth as possible and then shoot a load. If your cum tastes bitter it's under 4", if it tastes sweet it's around 6", if she can't taste it at all it's over 8". If she can't quite decide then repeat

And remember... always ask first "

You forgot the "if she turns blue......" one for the guys over 10" !

A

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Look at the guy in the biggest cock thread who needs a Pringles container to measure his!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If any ladies want to measure mine feel free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Google 'The Final Say Penis Measuring Kit'. Yours from Amazon for only $10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google 'The Final Say Penis Measuring Kit'. Yours from Amazon for only $10 "

been made in China, and it's sized for the asian market

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you google, the UK average is around 6 maybe 7 inches erect. You should be able to judge what category from that. As for measuring, any ruler should do. Cost is anywhere from 99p upwards.

You're welcome "

Actually,from the NHS website ;

For adults, the average penis size is about 14-16cm (5.5-6.3 inches) when erect. The average girth for an erect penis is 12-13cm (4.7-5.1 inches).

I would have thought penis size is only a problem to a woman if it's too small to feel when it's in,or too big to fit inside in the first place...

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By *andS66Couple
over a year ago

Derby

Some use a tape measure, some use a sky remote, some use a lynx can.

Some take a photo standing over the toilet to make it look as big as the bowl.

And some get confused between inches and centimetres.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An invention called measuring tape

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I am happy to provide a measuring service to all. The distance from my lips to the back of my throat is about 4 inches so if you don't manage to hit it you know how long you are

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am happy to provide a measuring service to all. The distance from my lips to the back of my throat is about 4 inches so if you don't manage to hit it you know how long you are

You're welcome "

only 4 inchs

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire


"I am happy to provide a measuring service to all. The distance from my lips to the back of my throat is about 4 inches so if you don't manage to hit it you know how long you are

You're welcome "

Get the head position right and it can go down the back as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vernier caliper is the best way to measure it, use the depth rod and put it into your japs eye, when your eyes start to water you've hit to bottom. Simply read the measurement that the stops are at or if you're posh the digital readout and you have your answer

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"I'm Abit unsure what catorgrey I fall into x"

Neither of us measure ours .... why bother

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I am happy to provide a measuring service to all. The distance from my lips to the back of my throat is about 4 inches so if you don't manage to hit it you know how long you are

You're welcome

Get the head position right and it can go down the back as well "

OK 5, max.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy with what I got so no measuring

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

The Wild Wetness


"I'm Abit unsure what catorgrey I fall into x"

I measure mine using via the Archimedes' Principle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I measure mine in ounces, just to be different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm Abit unsure what catorgrey I fall into x"
Use your sky remote and see which number you reach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wetness of the pussy ure fuckn real gud is a gud measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The standard form of measurement is to push your cock as far into a woman's mouth as possible and then shoot a load. If your cum tastes bitter it's under 4", if it tastes sweet it's around 6", if she can't taste it at all it's over 8". If she can't quite decide then repeat

And remember... always ask first "

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a mouth as a gauge

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By *ornyharry39Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Bottom of the cock to the top surely lol I've had women measure up and they all get different size haha

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I'm Abit unsure what catorgrey I fall into x"

obsessed..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could always go to b+q and borrow a measuring tape..

You could whip your cock out and ask one of the assistants to hold it while you measure it in cm rather than inches

Lol "

Argos 28 day no quibble money back guarantee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously Everyone knows you measure it with a sky remote "

haha I tought I was alone doing that lol im the length of the sky romote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am happy to provide a measuring service to all. The distance from my lips to the back of my throat is about 4 inches so if you don't manage to hit it you know how long you are

You're welcome "

Sure beats using my Sky remote...

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"What catorgrey do I fall into ? Xx"

There are no categories OP. What does it matter what size it is?! It is what it is. Nothing will change that. As long as you can get it hard you'll be fine. Just learn to live with it. You're wasting way too much precious time thinking about this.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I am happy to provide a measuring service to all. The distance from my lips to the back of my throat is about 4 inches so if you don't manage to hit it you know how long you are

You're welcome

Sure beats using my Sky remote... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am happy to provide a measuring service to all. The distance from my lips to the back of my throat is about 4 inches so if you don't manage to hit it you know how long you are

You're welcome

Sure beats using my Sky remote...

"

Probably a lot more fun too...

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I am happy to provide a measuring service to all. The distance from my lips to the back of my throat is about 4 inches so if you don't manage to hit it you know how long you are

You're welcome

Sure beats using my Sky remote...

Probably a lot more fun too... "

You know where I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew a guy with a 4 foot willy,

He showed it to the girl next door,

She thought it was a snake, and hit it with a rake,

Now it's only 2 foot four....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am happy to provide a measuring service to all. The distance from my lips to the back of my throat is about 4 inches so if you don't manage to hit it you know how long you are

You're welcome

Sure beats using my Sky remote...

Probably a lot more fun too...

You know where I am "

Got any alternative measuring devices?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I am happy to provide a measuring service to all. The distance from my lips to the back of my throat is about 4 inches so if you don't manage to hit it you know how long you are

You're welcome

Sure beats using my Sky remote...

Probably a lot more fun too...

You know where I am

Got any alternative measuring devices? "

Several around my person, but I also have a tape measure. Its about a metre long so should accommodate you well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am happy to provide a measuring service to all. The distance from my lips to the back of my throat is about 4 inches so if you don't manage to hit it you know how long you are

You're welcome

Sure beats using my Sky remote...

Probably a lot more fun too...

You know where I am

Got any alternative measuring devices?

Several around my person, but I also have a tape measure. Its about a metre long so should accommodate you well. "

What will we do with the other 32 and a half inches?!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I am happy to provide a measuring service to all. The distance from my lips to the back of my throat is about 4 inches so if you don't manage to hit it you know how long you are

You're welcome

Sure beats using my Sky remote...

Probably a lot more fun too...

You know where I am

Got any alternative measuring devices?

Several around my person, but I also have a tape measure. Its about a metre long so should accommodate you well.

What will we do with the other 32 and a half inches?! "

Gah, take a compliment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't you need a sky remote or can of Linx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am happy to provide a measuring service to all. The distance from my lips to the back of my throat is about 4 inches so if you don't manage to hit it you know how long you are

You're welcome

Sure beats using my Sky remote...

Probably a lot more fun too...

You know where I am

Got any alternative measuring devices?

Several around my person, but I also have a tape measure. Its about a metre long so should accommodate you well.

What will we do with the other 32 and a half inches?!

Gah, take a compliment! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am happy to provide a measuring service to all. The distance from my lips to the back of my throat is about 4 inches so if you don't manage to hit it you know how long you are

You're welcome

Sure beats using my Sky remote...

Probably a lot more fun too...

You know where I am

Got any alternative measuring devices?

Several around my person, but I also have a tape measure. Its about a metre long so should accommodate you well.

What will we do with the other 32 and a half inches?!

Gah, take a compliment! "

I don't take things well,prefer giving...

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I am happy to provide a measuring service to all. The distance from my lips to the back of my throat is about 4 inches so if you don't manage to hit it you know how long you are

You're welcome

Sure beats using my Sky remote...

Probably a lot more fun too...

You know where I am

Got any alternative measuring devices?

Several around my person, but I also have a tape measure. Its about a metre long so should accommodate you well.

What will we do with the other 32 and a half inches?!

Gah, take a compliment!

I don't take things well,prefer giving... "

Challenge accepted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am happy to provide a measuring service to all. The distance from my lips to the back of my throat is about 4 inches so if you don't manage to hit it you know how long you are

You're welcome

Sure beats using my Sky remote...

Probably a lot more fun too...

You know where I am

Got any alternative measuring devices?

Several around my person, but I also have a tape measure. Its about a metre long so should accommodate you well.

What will we do with the other 32 and a half inches?!

Gah, take a compliment!

I don't take things well,prefer giving...

Challenge accepted "

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

Try this...

1.616252×10-35 m

Only joking.

Its the plank scale,and you cant see that shit its so small.smaller than a proton

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By *ymrocruMan
over a year ago

penygroes

I measure mine with pussy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for me, base of cock where it meets my stomach. (so top of cock). all the way to tip. Use a soft clothes tape measurer and dont forget to take into account any curve!!! haha.

Also I believe UK average is 5-6 inches. But I see way too many guys stating they have 8-9 inch cocks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I measure mine in cm and put down inches. Seems the most used practice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm Abit unsure what catorgrey I fall into x"

Never would. Just so shallow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't matter where you measure it from,it is what it is.plus I think ladies prefer girth not length.tho I could be proved wrong

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I used to measure it in Italian Lira, but since they joined the Euro it's a lot less impressive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doesn't matter where you measure it from,it is what it is.plus I think ladies prefer girth not length.tho I could be proved wrong "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Measure mine in mm sounds big then

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By *ittenbutnotshyCouple
over a year ago

North Manchester


"If you google, the UK average is around 6 maybe 7 inches erect. You should be able to judge what category from that. As for measuring, any ruler should do. Cost is anywhere from 99p upwards.

You're welcome "

Can't say I've measured mine but I think I'm about average (or thereabouts) but much smaller than a lot of you guys on here!

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By *ittenbutnotshyCouple
over a year ago

North Manchester


"If you google, the UK average is around 6 maybe 7 inches erect. You should be able to judge what category from that. As for measuring, any ruler should do. Cost is anywhere from 99p upwards.

You're welcome "

For adults, the average penis size is about 14-16cm (5.5-6.3 inches) when erect. The average girth for an erect penis is 12-13cm (4.7-5.1 inches).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Question should be - ladies, how should a man measure his cock?

My answer - with my tongue! m x

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady


"Just lie about nobody believes the measurements

Anyone who say they will sleep with you just because of cock size is lying "

No I'm not!

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Fabsters use a fish ruler

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By *rShinyKnickersMan
over a year ago

BARRY

I measure mine by putting a mirror on the end and reflecting it with a laser,

BABY!!!

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

By the look in her eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What catorgrey do I fall into ? Xx"

Limp.

Most guys measure theirs hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should use a micrometer!

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By *P2903Couple
over a year ago

Rotherham


"If you google, the UK average is around 6 maybe 7 inches erect. You should be able to judge what category from that. As for measuring, any ruler should do. Cost is anywhere from 99p upwards.

You're welcome "

These figures are incorrect and only serve to increase body dysmorphia. It's actually almost exactly 5.5in fully erect (a full 0.4in larger than the average US penis though I think Danny D skews the average somewhat in our favour).

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By *P2903Couple
over a year ago

Rotherham

Of course, self reported penis measurements range from "Anaconda" to "Saturn V rocket" so feel free to use those studies instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most guys measure it with a sky remote control or a can of beer don't they lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Question should be - ladies, how should a man measure his cock?

My answer - with my tongue! m x"

You would have to measure it more then once and take the average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Question should be - ladies, how should a man measure his cock?

My answer - with my tongue! m x

You would have to measure it more then once and take the average "

That would be fun yes yes yes m x

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"I'm Abit unsure what catorgrey I fall into x"

depends ... are you using a sky remote or a can of fosters???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In cubits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

been told mine measures up.... that's all that counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol what's mine like ? X"

A cock only smaller

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Jump in the bath and measure how much the water rises when soft then again when erect. Eureka!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only real way to measure it....

.......

......... put it in a vagina, if the woman who's vagina you are using for this test is enjoying.. then its big enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A vernier caliper is the best way to measure it, use the depth rod and put it into your japs eye, when your eyes start to water you've hit to bottom. Simply read the measurement that the stops are at or if you're posh the digital readout and you have your answer "

F U C K T H A T

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By *r jblMan
over a year ago

from parts unknown

I never have.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Jump in the bath and measure how much the water rises when soft then again when erect. Eureka!! "

The volume of water displaced in relation to the rigidity of the .....

..... damn, I can't be bothered to write the rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was done by adolescent teenagers who are still wondering if they're normal...do grown men really measure their cocks?! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is 12" long......but I don't use it as a rule!

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By *onkers 76Man
over a year ago

pontypool

Don't measure mine haven't done since I was 12 can't see the point it is what it is

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By * D 777Man
over a year ago

bathgate

Back off cock into ball area as the cocks still there to tip ,but girth from base to tip always has more enjoyment for myself an asking as the person knows how to use it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By how loudly it crows in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I measure it by the smile it puts on her face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a pringles tube

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By *r PenguinMan
over a year ago

Romford

Mine's only 3" long, but it smells like a foot

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By *jxxxxCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"The standard form of measurement is to push your cock as far into a woman's mouth as possible and then shoot a load. If your cum tastes bitter it's under 4", if it tastes sweet it's around 6", if she can't taste it at all it's over 8". If she can't quite decide then repeat

And remember... always ask first "

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

I dont!!! its as big or small as it is and take it or leave it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why? So you can feel inadequate against other guys who say bigger numbers?

Fuck that.

You're more than a willy.

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