FabSwingers.com forum: Annoying Questions

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What are the most annoying questions that you receive in private messages?

I'll start with... Alright mate I know it says your straight but fancy unloading in me (from another male just in case you wondered)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, how are you.

Not annoying, really, just unimaginative.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one where i was asked to meet a guy, he was gonna bring a suitcase full of money, and then i had to wank over him drowning in a slurry pit.

Wish i'd gone through with it now, that's the annoying bit.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

lend us a tenner? Is my least favourite and most annoying

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

What would you say to ..... filled with twenty five pages of their fantasy which they assume is mine too ....NOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you into?

Guys who read profiles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi, how are you.

Not annoying, really, just unimaginative."

Well that one goes with out saying haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Face pics' or 'fancy a fuck tonight'

Just because it means neither have they read my profile or bothered to even be individual. Boring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, how are you.

Not annoying, really, just unimaginative."

And repetitive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lend us a tenner? Is my least favourite and most annoying "

I always start around 30 myself gives room for manouvere

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"lend us a tenner? Is my least favourite and most annoying

I always start around 30 myself gives room for manouvere "

That's my kind of humour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lend us a tenner? Is my least favourite and most annoying

I always start around 30 myself gives room for manouvere

That's my kind of humour"

Sometimes I even make myself laugh

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"lend us a tenner? Is my least favourite and most annoying

I always start around 30 myself gives room for manouvere

That's my kind of humour

Sometimes I even make myself laugh

yea I normally have an audience of one

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"What are you wearing?".

As if I'm just sitting around fully made up and wearing stockings and suspenders for no reason.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""What are you wearing?".

As if I'm just sitting around fully made up and wearing stockings and suspenders for no reason.

- Amy. x"

this!! I just tell them the truth, I'm sat in my oldest pjs, hair scraped back probably with a bit of ketchup on my chin I hadn't noticed from my tea...but usually get a follow up message of "sounds hot, wanna meet?"

My most annoying question is "why" after politely rejecting them...drives me mad! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you into" clearly didn't take the time to read my profile, would know then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi , would you like to meet us for a social to see how we get on ?

Or , hi guys do you go on webcam / Skype ?

Or , how are you finding the site , having much fun ?

Duhhhh......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you use that strap on on me? It would be worn out if it was used on everybody that asked for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coming up to the weekend "any plans for the weekend?".

After the weekend " how was your weekend?"

Get asked that so much!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

'Where you from?'

I always say Woking.

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Fancy a fuck?

Yes of course we do that is why we are on Fab.

Do we fancy a fuck with you, that's a completely differnt question and depends on the person you are

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

have you got a face pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive always disliked "free for a meet right now???"

Oh yeah.. excuse me while I drop my entire life for a quickie with someone who hasnt even said "hello" ..at least buy me dinner first

haha!!

Miss xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* How are you?

* What you into?

* Having much fun?

* or the general cut and paste message that was intended for a single woman. Spelling mistakes galore!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have you got a face pic"

To which I say yes, I have several thanks! What you up to - well I'm on here messaging you. What you wearing - clothes. What you looking for - the will to live and someone who can be bothered to read my profile.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

""What are you wearing?".

As if I'm just sitting around fully made up and wearing stockings and suspenders for no reason.

- Amy. x

My most annoying question is "why" after politely rejecting them...drives me mad! X"

Lol, ditto. You're usually lucky to get me in anything that isn't old, stained, 3 sizes too big and covered in baby vomit.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know i'm out of your age range but....

How are they even getting past my filters?

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds

No messages annoy me -just flattered that someone thought I am worth messaging

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By *ales lookingMan
over a year ago

gwynedd

"Can you come and pick me up outside Maconalds?"

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By *ilacWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

I hate...

'How submissive are you?'

How do you even answer such a question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate getting messages from supposed couples where its only the (straight) male available, and then asking if I accommodate!

FFS why can't people read profiles before messaging!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's youse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not always a question......but far too many..."would really like to suck your cock" (from guys in case you wondering) when my profile says straight.

I have given up being polite and pointing this out...as it is usually followed by "well I won't tell anyone"...... Like that would change me from being straight!

So yes ladies...guys don't read guys profiles either? Hope some ladies do ...or what's the point of writing one?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Dedicated to anyone who's ever sent a dumb message...

Assholes on Parade - Timbuk 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgH6wOGmOFE

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By *andy57TV/TS
over a year ago

york

Are you dressed now

What you into

I have 10 min free can I meet you now

Straight guys who ask would I meet them

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

""Can you come and pick me up outside Maconalds?"

Well sooooooorry! I didn't have any money for the bus as I spent it all on chicken nuggets.

And to think, I bought you a 1/4 WITH CHEESE!!!

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By *ales lookingMan
over a year ago

gwynedd

""Can you come and pick me up outside Maconalds?"

Well sooooooorry! I didn't have any money for the bus as I spent it all on chicken nuggets.

And to think, I bought you a 1/4 WITH CHEESE!!!

I think you missheard me - I promised you a bugger in the bum!!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

""Can you come and pick me up outside Maconalds?"

Well sooooooorry! I didn't have any money for the bus as I spent it all on chicken nuggets.

And to think, I bought you a 1/4 WITH CHEESE!!!

I think you missheard me - I promised you a bugger in the bum!!

Oh...that would've been preferable...

- Amy. x

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