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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm lying in bed my pussy s wet sliding my fingers in and out. I'm really warm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow. You should message me and let me know what else you're doing xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My names mikey and i like crayons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With patter like that it's amazing you are unverified after over a year on here. All the fellas will be queuing up to meet now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My names mikey and i like crayons "
pencil or wax?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello. I am shag. I am munching on haribos

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

It's so hard for those slim 30 year old single females on this site, on here for over a year and not a single person who'll verify them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My names mikey and i like crayons pencil or wax? "

Wax ones, white in colour

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"With patter like that it's amazing you are unverified after over a year on here. All the fellas will be queuing up to meet now."

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's so hard for those slim 30 year old single females on this site, on here for over a year and not a single person who'll verify them. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not her fault, she's from ireland! Lol

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )


"My names mikey and i like crayons "

My name is Lucy and I prefer sparkly pens, can you stay within the lines yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My names mikey and i like crayons

My name is Lucy and I prefer sparkly pens, can you stay within the lines yet? "

Hiya Lucy i'm struggling atm, colouring by numbers and i've created a bloody mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try the velvet pictures, you can't fo outside the lines on them

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )


"My names mikey and i like crayons

My name is Lucy and I prefer sparkly pens, can you stay within the lines yet?

Hiya Lucy i'm struggling atm, colouring by numbers and i've created a bloody mess"

Keep at it you will get there

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

happy days

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"happy days "
rxxx2014 is licking my pussy

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"happy days rxxx2014 is licking my pussy "

And you are posting on here

Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"happy days rxxx2014 is licking my pussy

And you are posting on here

Enjoy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny like a goat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There yer go any man who likes cats is a good un in my book

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By *laction manMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Let's play a game, it's called 'spot the tell tale signs that this is a fake profile'

I'll start,

-over a year and no published veris,

-interested in everything

-no profile text

-attention seeking post in the forum

Have I missed any?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let's play a game, it's called 'spot the tell tale signs that this is a fake profile'

I'll start,

-over a year and no published veris,

-interested in everything

-no profile text

-attention seeking post in the forum

Have I missed any? "
... Still doesn't mean I'm.fake... If I showed u me.pussy or met u u wouldn't say dat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Read dat..

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By *istressZoeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire


"I'm lying in bed my pussy s wet sliding my fingers in and out. I'm really warm. "

Me too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dat!! Alright blood

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Let's play a game, it's called 'spot the tell tale signs that this is a fake profile'

I'll start,

-over a year and no published veris,

-interested in everything

-no profile text

-attention seeking post in the forum

Have I missed any? "

You appear to have missed the fact that she is photo-verified?

Mr ddc

(And appears to talk like Sylvester the cat)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm lying in bed my pussy s wet sliding my fingers in and out. I'm really warm. "

Poor animal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *rs and Mr PandoraCouple
over a year ago

LUTTERWORTH


"Hello. I am shag. I am munching on haribos "

Mmm sours or ordinary ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"happy days rxxx2014 is licking my pussy "

Aww bless you sweetie. Shame you have meet a very like minded unverified single male to lick your pussy. Those Damn site rules about unverified not able to verify unvetifieds. Maybe next time chose a verified one that is better. You will be verified then. May stop you posting on the forum mid lick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yawn .....

Someone once said if you haven't anything good to say , say nothing , so ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would do nothing for my street cred if a lady was posting on fab while I was licking

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"My names mikey and i like crayons

My name is Lucy and I prefer sparkly pens, can you stay within the lines yet?

Hiya Lucy i'm struggling atm, colouring by numbers and i've created a bloody mess"

I can't colour for shit when it comes to crayons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow OP he must be really talented if he can pm me at the same time as giving you some action. Amazing!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"Wow OP he must be really talented if he can pm me at the same time as giving you some action. Amazing!"

If he's licking her cat he'll have some time to kill while coughing up hairballs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is better than coronation street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got nothing relevant to say to this thread so heres a

basic pancake recipe

Makes approx 12 pancakes 

Ingredients

100g plain flour

Pinch of salt

1 egg

300 ml milk

1 tablsp. melted butter or sunflower oil

To Cook

Sift the flour and salt into a mixing bowl and make a well in the centre. Crack the egg into the well; add the melted butter or oil and half the milk. Gradually draw the flour into the liquid by stirring all the time with a wooden spoon until all the flour has been incorporated and then beat well to make a smooth batter. Stir in the remaining milk. Alternatively, beat all the ingredients together for 1 minute in a blender or food processor. Leave to stand for about 30 minutes, stir again before using.

To make the pancakes, heat a small heavy-based frying until very hot and then turn the heat down to medium. Lightly grease with oil and then ladle in enough batter to coat the base of the pan thinly (about 2 tablsp.), tilting the pan so the mixture spreads evenly. Cook over a moderate heat for 1-2 minutes or until the batter looks dry on the top and begins to brown at the edges. Flip the pancake over with a palette knife or fish slice and cook the second side.

Serving Suggestions

Butter

Caster sugar

Lemon juice

Turn onto a plate, smear with a little butter, sprinkle of sugar and a squeeze of lemon juice – enjoy!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Thread of the week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got nothing relevant to say to this thread so heres a

basic pancake recipe

Makes approx 12 pancakes 

Ingredients

100g plain flour

Pinch of salt

1 egg

300 ml milk

1 tablsp. melted butter or sunflower oil

To Cook

Sift the flour and salt into a mixing bowl and make a well in the centre. Crack the egg into the well; add the melted butter or oil and half the milk. Gradually draw the flour into the liquid by stirring all the time with a wooden spoon until all the flour has been incorporated and then beat well to make a smooth batter. Stir in the remaining milk. Alternatively, beat all the ingredients together for 1 minute in a blender or food processor. Leave to stand for about 30 minutes, stir again before using.

To make the pancakes, heat a small heavy-based frying until very hot and then turn the heat down to medium. Lightly grease with oil and then ladle in enough batter to coat the base of the pan thinly (about 2 tablsp.), tilting the pan so the mixture spreads evenly. Cook over a moderate heat for 1-2 minutes or until the batter looks dry on the top and begins to brown at the edges. Flip the pancake over with a palette knife or fish slice and cook the second side.

Serving Suggestions

Butter

Caster sugar

Lemon juice

Turn onto a plate, smear with a little butter, sprinkle of sugar and a squeeze of lemon juice – enjoy!"
ewwww I would rather lick pussy. Butter is far to fattening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try the low fat version with marg tosh (by that I don't mean find a friend called marg - but then again! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would do nothing for my street cred if a lady was posting on fab while I was licking "
if I was him, I'd of punched it not licked it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try the low fat version with marg tosh (by that I don't mean find a friend called marg - but then again! )"
yeah I tried it on a Marg. she was not low fat by any stretch of the imagination , but layed on a lovely buffet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would do nothing for my street cred if a lady was posting on fab while I was licking if I was him, I'd of punched it not licked it "
kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try the low fat version with marg tosh (by that I don't mean find a friend called marg - but then again! ) yeah I tried it on a Marg. she was not low fat by any stretch of the imagination , but layed on a lovely buffet "
laid even.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Read dat.. "

What does dat mean? It's not in my dictionary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With patter like that it's amazing you are unverified after over a year on here. All the fellas will be queuing up to meet now."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Read dat..

What does dat mean? It's not in my dictionary "
opposit of dis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try the low fat version with marg tosh (by that I don't mean find a friend called marg - but then again! ) yeah I tried it on a Marg. she was not low fat by any stretch of the imagination , but layed on a lovely buffet "

Marg laying on the buffet can only result in flat pork pies and tears Tosh - then nobodies happy!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Read dat..

What does dat mean? It's not in my dictionary opposit of dis "

So what comes after, dis, dat and the next........

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Hello. I am shag. I am munching on haribos

Mmm sours or ordinary ones "

Cola bottles at a guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try the low fat version with marg tosh (by that I don't mean find a friend called marg - but then again! ) yeah I tried it on a Marg. she was not low fat by any stretch of the imagination , but layed on a lovely buffet

Marg laying on the buffet can only result in flat pork pies and tears Tosh - then nobodies happy!"
Cheers Chell. I have a horrible image of licking Marjorie with a squashed mushroom vol au vent between her ass cheeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Read dat..

What does dat mean? It's not in my dictionary opposit of dis

So what comes after, dis, dat and the next........ "
Deother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try the low fat version with marg tosh (by that I don't mean find a friend called marg - but then again! ) yeah I tried it on a Marg. she was not low fat by any stretch of the imagination , but layed on a lovely buffet

Marg laying on the buffet can only result in flat pork pies and tears Tosh - then nobodies happy! Cheers Chell. I have a horrible image of licking Marjorie with a squashed mushroom vol au vent between her ass cheeks "

And let's not talk about where the Asda Smart Price bread sticks went lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try the low fat version with marg tosh (by that I don't mean find a friend called marg - but then again! ) yeah I tried it on a Marg. she was not low fat by any stretch of the imagination , but layed on a lovely buffet

Marg laying on the buffet can only result in flat pork pies and tears Tosh - then nobodies happy! Cheers Chell. I have a horrible image of licking Marjorie with a squashed mushroom vol au vent between her ass cheeks

And let's not talk about where the Asda Smart Price bread sticks went lol"
You have seriously killed the moment. I shall never have sex again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Obviously Ur dat bad replying with frustration Ur not getting it . Ur thinking about fucking my ass

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Obviously Ur dat bad replying with frustration Ur not getting it . Ur thinking about fucking my ass "

Don't think so luv, but why do you sound like your from the ghetto? Or why you think we want anything to do with your ass

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

I'm too cynical so I'm away to make pancakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You guys don't use maple syrup on pancakes?

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"I'm too cynical so I'm away to make pancakes "

I'm waiting for a good recipe for blueberry muffins!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"I'm too cynical so I'm away to make pancakes

I'm waiting for a good recipe for blueberry muffins!"

Google bbc good food... They are lush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try the low fat version with marg tosh (by that I don't mean find a friend called marg - but then again! ) yeah I tried it on a Marg. she was not low fat by any stretch of the imagination , but layed on a lovely buffet

Marg laying on the buffet can only result in flat pork pies and tears Tosh - then nobodies happy! Cheers Chell. I have a horrible image of licking Marjorie with a squashed mushroom vol au vent between her ass cheeks

And let's not talk about where the Asda Smart Price bread sticks went lol You have seriously killed the moment. I shall never have sex again "

Bit like the OP. Vol-au-vont anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm too cynical so I'm away to make pancakes

I'm waiting for a good recipe for blueberry muffins!

Google bbc good food... They are lush "
Ur obviously have to be on to something if u keep replying to my forum. Post.. U seem to have an urge too..

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"You guys don't use maple syrup on pancakes? "

We have to import the good stuff. It costs a bloody fortune. Wrong kind of trees over here. And our pancakes are very different as well.

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley

Yeh righ I bet this is a windup and your actually doing something boring like tidying/washing up and just prick teasing us all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An easier pancakes recipe:

Three heaped desert spoons of plain flour per egg. Add milk until it's the consistency of double cream (probably less milk than you think, so go easy the first time)

Hot pan, few drops of oil (frylight really doesn't work, sorry) but I use olive oil instead of butter. Heat until oil is visibly hot (if it smokes, knock the heat down a touch) and then pour in some batter and cook!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I head if a duck loses a leg, it swims in circles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You guys don't use maple syrup on pancakes? "

Yes! We do....i make american pancakes with maple syrup and bacon....yum yum!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"You guys don't use maple syrup on pancakes?

Yes! We do....i make american pancakes with maple syrup and bacon....yum yum!"

Breakfast at your's tomorrow then?

I prefer American pancakes but Bradley seems to prefer the floppy wimpy pancakes you get here.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You guys don't use maple syrup on pancakes?

Yes! We do....i make american pancakes with maple syrup and bacon....yum yum!

Breakfast at your's tomorrow then?

I prefer American pancakes but Bradley seems to prefer the floppy wimpy pancakes you get here.

- Amy. x"

It's all about time and place...american pancakes with maple syrup for breakfast, english pancakes with lemon and sugar for pudding

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"You guys don't use maple syrup on pancakes?

Yes! We do....i make american pancakes with maple syrup and bacon....yum yum!

Breakfast at your's tomorrow then?

I prefer American pancakes but Bradley seems to prefer the floppy wimpy pancakes you get here.

- Amy. x

It's all about time and place...american pancakes with maple syrup for breakfast, english pancakes with lemon and sugar for pudding "

Nooo, English pancakes are for that one day of the year (if you remember or can be bothered) where you eat one, gag on the texture, feel sick and then don't touch them again until next year.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

It's all about time and place...american pancakes with maple syrup for breakfast, english pancakes with lemon and sugar for pudding "

Don't we call, what they call 'American' pancakes, Scotch pancakes or Dropped scones?

And for perfect English pancakes add an extra egg yolk.

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they are the same thing...depends what recipe you use I suppose....

no need to add extra egg yolk....pancakes come out just fine without!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ur ye aye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She does talk alot like 'dat' doesn't she??! pmslol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

having sex and typing on the forums at the same time. He must be shite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol.. Sweet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello. I am shag. I am munching on haribos "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D'udder?? Maybe.... :-/

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Let's play a game, it's called 'spot the tell tale signs that this is a fake profile'

I'll start,

-over a year and no published veris,

-interested in everything

-no profile text

-attention seeking post in the forum

Have I missed any? "

- Talks like a bloke that never grew out of the horny teenage boy stage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She does talk alot like 'dat' doesn't she??! pmslol. "

By "she", do you mean "he"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You guys don't use maple syrup on pancakes?

We have to import the good stuff. It costs a bloody fortune. Wrong kind of trees over here. And our pancakes are very different as well."

Really I'm bring you some , the next time I visit the UK.. I wish I could bring you all some Ben and Jerry's

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"There yer go any man who likes cats is a good un in my book "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got nothing relevant to say to this thread so heres a

basic pancake recipe

Makes approx 12 pancakes 

Ingredients

100g plain flour

Pinch of salt

1 egg

300 ml milk

1 tablsp. melted butter or sunflower oil

To Cook

Sift the flour and salt into a mixing bowl and make a well in the centre. Crack the egg into the well; add the melted butter or oil and half the milk. Gradually draw the flour into the liquid by stirring all the time with a wooden spoon until all the flour has been incorporated and then beat well to make a smooth batter. Stir in the remaining milk. Alternatively, beat all the ingredients together for 1 minute in a blender or food processor. Leave to stand for about 30 minutes, stir again before using.

To make the pancakes, heat a small heavy-based frying until very hot and then turn the heat down to medium. Lightly grease with oil and then ladle in enough batter to coat the base of the pan thinly (about 2 tablsp.), tilting the pan so the mixture spreads evenly. Cook over a moderate heat for 1-2 minutes or until the batter looks dry on the top and begins to brown at the edges. Flip the pancake over with a palette knife or fish slice and cook the second side.

Serving Suggestions

Butter

Caster sugar

Lemon juice

Turn onto a plate, smear with a little butter, sprinkle of sugar and a squeeze of lemon juice – enjoy!"

Literally laughed out loud!!!!

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow


"I'm too cynical so I'm away to make pancakes

I'm waiting for a good recipe for blueberry muffins!

Google bbc good food... They are lush "

googled bbc food and got interracia food porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fucked and want to be horny.

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