FabSwingers.com forum: If swinging was like going to a restaurant...

By *emjo OP Couple
over a year ago

Reading

Some people would just go to watch other people eat.

Some people would just have the starter.

Some people would just read the menu online and never go.

Some people would take the desert home to finish in private.

Some people would reserve a table and go elsewhere.

Some people would have the same dishes everytime.

We are more into the all you can eat buffet.

Any more analogies....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people would go alone, take their chances, and eat what they fancy when they arrive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wnt find me in the salad bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'd give the fish a miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people might go for fusion cuisine,,,, I hope…… eek…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some would go if some one else paid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people would oodle at what the others are having.

Some people would sit with their back to the room so that they can people watch.

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By *emjo OP Couple
over a year ago

Reading

Some people would complain that the dish didn't look like the picture on the menu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people would demand their money back, claiming their dish is sub-standard, without leaving a crumb on their plates.

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By *emjo OP Couple
over a year ago

Reading

Some people would come and eat your food without asking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looks nice, smells nice and tastes nice, but I've had better

can't please everyone

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By *emjo OP Couple
over a year ago

Reading

Some people will take too long to decide what to pick that the restaurant closes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"looks nice, smells nice and tastes nice, but I've had better

can't please everyone

or the other sort...

didn't think I'd like it, but that was bloody gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some would spend hours reading the menu, calling the waiter over to explain every dish. They would finally order something spicy but tell the waiter to hold the spices, no sauce or herbs.

When the food arrives they'd take one mouthful and complain the food is bland!

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By *emjo OP Couple
over a year ago

Reading

Sometimes find that all the tasty dishes have been taken off the menu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldnt opt for fast food!! and may somtimes leave a tip

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By *emjo OP Couple
over a year ago

Reading

Eat so much you can't eat for days afterwards.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Id have tapas....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the napkins may be stained and somewhat damp

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By *ardybumsCouple
over a year ago

peekin under duvet is it safe?

"Some people would come and eat your food without asking."

lol

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By *emjo OP Couple
over a year ago

Reading

Only one of you is allowed to eat while the other has to watch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you never gess miles away from home getting son from Un we stoped for dinner last night had lovely meal and lots there having food today i get mail saying hope you had a lovely meal and the name of the pub he was there looking at me all night he said . lol i did see a table of men looking at me , lol jo xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there would always be a lone diner playing with his meat

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By *ardybumsCouple
over a year ago

peekin under duvet is it safe?

some people would go for a michelin 5* when ending up with a mcdonalds

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By *emjo OP Couple
over a year ago

Reading

Some people eat before they get there and can't eat anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine a restaurant where everyone dines in the buff?? I suspect this has happened often at nudist groups, I dont quite fancy it myself though! The only food Ive consumed whilst playing is natural fresh yoghurt, licked from somewhere...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people would push it round with a fork and then walk away

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By *emjo OP Couple
over a year ago

Reading

"Some people would push it round with a fork and then walk away "

Nothing quite a good as a good fork.

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

some people would advertise 12inch subs on the menue and you end up with a limp pickled gurkin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People are willing to pay for a good Forkin.

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By *emjo OP Couple
over a year ago

Reading

Food turns up cold and uninteresting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some people would push it round with a fork and then walk away

Nothing quite a good as a good fork."

Spooning?

Some might be embarrassed at the way they eat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well id order the meat and two veg for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people would wanna eat in a very dark room

Some people would want all the meat dishes, all to her self

some people would ask if they could book for their next visit

some people would share pudding with any one who asks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Food turns up cold and uninteresting."

been there

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By *emjo OP Couple
over a year ago

Reading

"Food turns up cold and uninteresting.

been there"

Haven't we all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people like salad and meat between their buns....

And occasionally Mayo...

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By *emjo OP Couple
over a year ago

Reading

"Some people like salad and meat between their buns....

And occasionally Mayo... "

But Ketchup is never good....

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield

some people would skip the dining experience and get the slops out of the bin round the back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some people like salad and meat between their buns....

And occasionally Mayo... "

And Dijon mustard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some people like salad and meat between their buns....

And occasionally Mayo...

And Dijon mustard!

No Marmite...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"some people would skip the dining experience and get the slops out of the bin round the back"

That has tickled me no end!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

what about the doggie bag for the leftovers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what about the doggie bag for the leftovers?"

Do Korean restaurants do doggie bags?

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

some cpls would say they are there to try the platter for four, but then when its on the table they only want their own meal and dont wanna share .

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

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By *roovytwoCouple
over a year ago

burnley

Some people would ask for something thats not on the menu!

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

some people on there to satisfy their own hunger,and dont care if other diners are left starved lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people dont have enough time to eat out as often as they'd like.... And sometimes a really good restaurant is just too far away...

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

some meals may not be what you would normally choose .but that dish turns out to be very tatalising and delisious and fast become a favourite dish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people like to try out new dishes and seek new sensations, whereas some people prefer to stick with their favourite dishes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some people dont have enough time to eat out as often as they'd like.... And sometimes a really good restaurant is just too far away...

Therefore, choose wisely when you have the chance to go out and eat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people prefer to eat on their own than with the wrong company!

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By *emjo OP Couple
over a year ago

Reading

Some people go for a drink in the bar before having a meal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people go to have a drink and check out the joint and the menu, decide nothing appeals and loose their appetite.

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By *ardybumsCouple
over a year ago

peekin under duvet is it safe?

some people drink far too much at the bar before the meal and then decide the meal looks really appetising but somehow they cannot eat it !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people like restaurants to be big and friendly and full of diners...

Some like a candlelit dinner for two...

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

I'll have the chef's special - dont tell me what it is - surprise me

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Some would order the tastiest dish on the menu, then leave before it arrived.

Some would spend all night trying to attract the attention of the waiters, be completely ignored, and starve to death!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some people like restaurants to be big and friendly and full of diners...

Some like a candlelit dinner for two...

Some people like both, depending on their mood and company!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....Some would spend all night trying to attract the attention of the waiters, be completely ignored, and starve to death!"

Some people frequent the same restaurant regularly and become known... and the waiters come to them...

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By *nnTonCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

Some people get are thrilled to leave the responsibility of making choices from the menu to their partner...........

And some people are so keen on men in uniforms that the waiters are never idle for long!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When couples eat some restaurants only only the guy gets the menu with the prices shown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people would order exactly the same things as their companion, whereas some would deliberately order something different in order to share more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some people would complain that the dish didn't look like the picture on the menu."

class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some would moan when the extra large sausage turned out to be just average..

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By *laything1966Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

some people would'nt swallow all their food

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield

"some people would'nt swallow all their food"

Some would spit it out

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By *andsomgeorgeMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Some, but not all, would complain abut hair in their food.

I reckon the 'whine list' would be quite extensive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the concept of the 'doggie bag' would take on a new meaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people think that Korean restaurants are the dog's bol**cks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looking at the other forums posted today , i think some people would read the menu then complain about the wrong spelling, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"looking at the other forums posted today , i think some people would read the menu then complain about the wrong spelling, lol"

Some people only go out to be seen...

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

So which clubs are equivalent to TGI Fridays? And which ones equivalent to a Gauchos?

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By *anetandNickCouple
over a year ago

Ross-on-Wye

I shall ignore that and merely remark that there are several swingers clubs in France that can not only be compared with restaurants, but actually are restaurants. You can have a scrumptious dinner, then enjoy sex with the couple at the next table.

I believe direct links are not allowed in the forum, so I'll just suggest you Google "Château Club Paris", for example.

Janet

"looking at the other forums posted today , i think some people would read the menu then complain about the wrong spelling, lol"

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