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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have never had sexual contact with a woman over the age of 39; i am on a conquest to fulfill my fantasy of the so called 'cougar'. Been watching 'bear grylls' for the past two weeks in preparation for any such encounters i may recieve, i have a backpack and have acquired ropes, slings and cable ties to catch my prey.

Any advice for the young adventurer on his journey would be much appreciated below

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Bait your trap well young adventurer and be sure you have the courage to deal with your prey once you snare it .

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Bait your trap well young adventurer and be sure you have the courage to deal with your prey once you snare it .

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

say you are into sensual teasing and you will have them dripping more than Wimbledon guttering on a rained off day.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bait your trap well young adventurer and be sure you have the courage to deal with your prey once you snare it .

"

Thank you for your kind words of advice im scouring google for the preferred bait for a 40+

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Don't forget to pack water in case of dehydration..oh and some for you too

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Try not to refer to us as cougars! lol Or milfs or gilfs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

'Takes notes'

Water and wimbledon.. Got it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish you well young man

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Oh the blissful ignorance of youth....

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Bait your trap well young adventurer and be sure you have the courage to deal with your prey once you snare it .

Thank you for your kind words of advice im scouring google for the preferred bait for a 40+ "

Try champagne, diamonds and perfume

Seriously, women are women whatever their age and you will find that there is no sure way to attract any one woman. Unless they express a direct interest in the cougar/cub scenario just behave as you would with any woman but be aware that our bull shot detectors become sharper over the years.

Good luck in your search and don't forget the cougar is normally the hunter so watch your back.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Bull shit....this kindle is such a prude!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh the blissful ignorance of youth.... "

Pahaha flik, bit of fun you know im the wind up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a friend - you'll need him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Take a friend - you'll need him "

I hope were not taking advantage here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take a friend - you'll need him

I hope were not taking advantage here "

Wouldn't dream of it. Be sure and put a vest on before you go out. It might get chilly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Take a friend - you'll need him

I hope were not taking advantage here

Wouldn't dream of it. Be sure and put a vest on before you go out. It might get chilly. "

...champagne, chocolate and a vest... Added to my list

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Death by snu snu

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Take a friend - you'll need him

I hope were not taking advantage here

Wouldn't dream of it. Be sure and put a vest on before you go out. It might get chilly.

...champagne, chocolate and a vest... Added to my list "

You are going to require a considerably bigger back pack

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds


"Try not to refer to us as cougars! lol Or milfs or gilfs!"

My _iew entirely.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots


"Oh the blissful ignorance of youth....

Pahaha flik, bit of fun you know im the wind up "

Just beware of what you wish for.....us old girls can be very particular and extremely demanding

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm currently waiting demands as you wish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...be aware that our bull shit detectors become sharper over the years..."

This is pretty much all you need to know!

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit


"Try not to refer to us as cougars! lol Or milfs or gilfs!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Points taken

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Lube xx

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

Brave one night up here without a vest or coat and your in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd offer to save you the hassle of looking but at my age I'd never keep up with a 24 year old, I'd stick to the young uns if I were you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"say you are into sensual teasing and you will have them dripping more than Wimbledon guttering on a rained off day....."

50 shades of milf.

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'd offer to save you the hassle of looking but at my age I'd never keep up with a 24 year old, I'd stick to the young uns if I were you "

I find more often than not that they're the ones having trouble keeping up. Expectations can be lower (quick fuck) whereas I like to do a bit (or alot) of everything

I'm not a cougar either and not that keen on the term milf..does it make a difference that I have kids?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why oh why do folk keep thinking the grass is so much greener than the lawn they tread...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why oh why do folk keep thinking the grass is so much greener than the lawn they tread...?"

I don't think they think it's greener people just

like to try new things

And an older woman is a common tick list

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

New things with new people is always a good thing no matter how old put the post for a bit of fun and a little into my fantasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two pairs of socks prevent cold feet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uddy and hollyCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I'd offer to save you the hassle of looking but at my age I'd never keep up with a 24 year old, I'd stick to the young uns if I were you "

Holly can keep up with the best of them had a guy thinking a cpl of hours would do it 7 hours later she still at it poor guy was knackered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lube xx"

Is that an ageist presumption

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lube xx

Is that an ageist presumption "

Or for anal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lube xx

Is that an ageist presumption

Or for anal? "

Pervs his profile to check for 'interests'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tip op...whilst out hunting, watch your back ...the cougar will eat you for breakfast and spit the bones out !!!....

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By *abloversCouple
over a year ago

London

Young Jedi Knight, how beautiful you are but you have much to learn about the 'elusive bi-cougar'. We are a devilish species of our own making with the body of youth but the intellect of a seasoned vixen. If you desire perfection you must be able to provide quality physical and mental stimulation. We know what we want, we know how to get it and expect nothing but the best!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Young Jedi Knight, how beautiful you are but you have much to learn about the 'elusive bi-cougar'. We are a devilish species of our own making with the body of youth but the intellect of a seasoned vixen. If you desire perfection you must be able to provide quality physical and mental stimulation. We know what we want, we know how to get it and expect nothing but the best!"

Yeah..... but would you fuck him?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lube xx

Is that an ageist presumption

Or for anal?

Pervs his profile to check for 'interests' "

Only giving not recieving thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Young Jedi Knight, how beautiful you are but you have much to learn about the 'elusive bi-cougar'. We are a devilish species of our own making with the body of youth but the intellect of a seasoned vixen. If you desire perfection you must be able to provide quality physical and mental stimulation. We know what we want, we know how to get it and expect nothing but the best!"

Im willing to learn and to be taken in as an apprentice don't mind the tea making at first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tip op...whilst out hunting, watch your back ...the cougar will eat you for breakfast and spit the bones out !!!.... "

Have you had breakfast yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lube xx

Is that an ageist presumption

Or for anal?

Pervs his profile to check for 'interests'

Only giving not recieving thank you "

Lol... It's good to clear such matters up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just find it hilarious that young lads spend there time chasing and aching to bag 'milfs' 'Cougars' or any other stupid name the media slaps on them, then when they fully smash their way through puberty and start to age and mature they start chasing or inevitably running off with the younger bits of skirt....if we stopped 'labelling' things maybe wouldn't be such a novelty....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just find it hilarious that young lads spend there time chasing and aching to bag 'milfs' 'Cougars' or any other stupid name the media slaps on them, then when they fully smash their way through puberty and start to age and mature they start chasing or inevitably running off with the younger bits of skirt....if we stopped 'labelling' things maybe wouldn't be such a novelty...."

It happens, deal with it intended for a fun thread without negativity, i know what is right and what is wrong; lighten up and have a good day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could be eaten alive! You may not be able to keep up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just find it hilarious that young lads spend there time chasing and aching to bag 'milfs' 'Cougars' or any other stupid name the media slaps on them, then when they fully smash their way through puberty and start to age and mature they start chasing or inevitably running off with the younger bits of skirt....if we stopped 'labelling' things maybe wouldn't be such a novelty...."

Sense of humour failure much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bait your trap well young adventurer and be sure you have the courage to deal with your prey once you snare it .

Thank you for your kind words of advice im scouring google for the preferred bait for a 40+ "

Fit young men....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but you've met a woman of 41, maybe ask her given you obviously got on so well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No but you've met a woman of 41, maybe ask her given you obviously got on so well "

We havn't met, it was cam

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bait your trap well young adventurer and be sure you have the courage to deal with your prey once you snare it .

Thank you for your kind words of advice im scouring google for the preferred bait for a 40+

Fit young men.... "

Do i comply?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could be eaten alive! You may not be able to keep up. "

Hey jane, lets put it to the test, im pretty hungry too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From personal experience there right dirty bitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From personal experience there right dirty bitches "

Yep ...totally right !!!

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"From personal experience there right dirty bitches

Yep ...totally right !!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a young woman its official OP said so

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

What a lovely attitude the op has..... Damn if only he was older

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't mind a 40+ Woman,

Failing that two 20 year olds will do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Im a young woman its official OP said so "

Young woman with hot essentials

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

'If only he was older' damn quote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I maybe too old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But like wine I get better with age

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"'If only he was older' damn quote"

Well if it's any consolation... I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How goeth thy quest sweet youth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Im a young woman its official OP said so

Young woman with hot essentials "

You will have to wait till next year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just find it hilarious that young lads spend there time chasing and aching to bag 'milfs' 'Cougars' or any other stupid name the media slaps on them, then when they fully smash their way through puberty and start to age and mature they start chasing or inevitably running off with the younger bits of skirt....if we stopped 'labelling' things maybe wouldn't be such a novelty....

It happens, deal with it intended for a fun thread without negativity, i know what is right and what is wrong; lighten up and have a good day "

Don't worry kid I am quite 'lightened up' as when you hit 40 you seem to have the best of both...however I just find threads like this a little cringey...it's the same as 'who likes large ladies' casting the line to show the older ladies you're hunting them...the irony is if they want you they WILL find you...be warned however older ladies are truly magnificent and seeing through any form of bullshit...it's gifted to them..so my advice is be totally honest, something men in general struggle with...enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I maybe too old "

Never too old, with a bum like that too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How goeth thy quest sweet youth? "

Steady, slow and going nowhere... Yet

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Relieved to know you understand you meant quest and not conquest. Besides as has been mentioned we're more likely to conquer you.

Also i love younger guys but don't claim to be good in the sack if you're inexperienced/unadventurous we've a lot of experience and have high standards

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Get one under forty and squint up your eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get one under forty and squint up your eyes"

Lmao i like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad you like my bum x

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds

As I've just pointed out in another thread, it isn't very flattering to be wanted just because you are "older". Does it matter what the "older women" look like, or how old they are - or do they simply have to be older than you?

Threads like this show a deep level of immaturity - and as an older women who has great fun with younger men I wouldn't go near the op for that reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As I've just pointed out in another thread, it isn't very flattering to be wanted just because you are "older". Does it matter what the "older women" look like, or how old they are - or do they simply have to be older than you?

Threads like this show a deep level of immaturity - and as an older women who has great fun with younger men I wouldn't go near the op for that reason."

You have hit the nail on the head there. Exactly how I feel!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a tattoo on your penis, my dear?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Forum police.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is that a tattoo on your penis, my dear? "

It is indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forum police. "

Who are you referring to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forum police. "

Sense of humour failure police.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Forum police.

Sense of humour failure police. "

Agree!

And to anyone who's taken it seriously it is applied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forum police.

Sense of humour failure police.

Agree!

And to anyone who's taken it seriously it is applied. "

I thought your OP was fucking hilarious. Thank you!!

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Oh - I get it now. You don't really want to fuck any older women after all - it was just a joke!

An even greater level of immaturity than I first thought.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh - I get it now. You don't really want to fuck any older women after all - it was just a joke!

An even greater level of immaturity than I first thought."

Take your negative comments elsewhere, thank you goodbye.

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds


"Oh - I get it now. You don't really want to fuck any older women after all - it was just a joke!

An even greater level of immaturity than I first thought.

Take your negative comments elsewhere, thank you goodbye. "

You really aren't doing yourself any favours, blossom.

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By *amparaWoman
over a year ago

biggleswade


"I have never had sexual contact with a woman over the age of 39; i am on a conquest to fulfill my fantasy of the so called 'cougar'. Been watching 'bear grylls' for the past two weeks in preparation for any such encounters i may recieve, i have a backpack and have acquired ropes, slings and cable ties to catch my prey.

Any advice for the young adventurer on his journey would be much appreciated below "

oh i so would

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By *eanieMan
over a year ago

Worcester

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By *eanieMan
over a year ago

Worcester

i'm on a 60+ conquest. No luck with mine either yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll probably find that a lot of the "30 something" ladies and couples are over 40

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh - I get it now. You don't really want to fuck any older women after all - it was just a joke!

An even greater level of immaturity than I first thought.

Take your negative comments elsewhere, thank you goodbye.

You really aren't doing yourself any favours, blossom."

Neither are you, just because you may be in the 40+ region in which i may of liked to explore, doesn't give you a god like say on my post when in all it's a bit of fun and to get people talking. You seem the sort to ponder the forum looking to find negativeness. I'm not looking for that, i wont lose any sleep knowing you have no interest in me so your comment is irrelevant, you can stop commenting back now and look elsewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i'm on a 60+ conquest. No luck with mine either yet"

Shall we have a joint conquest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'll probably find that a lot of the "30 something" ladies and couples are over 40"

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