FabSwingers.com forum: Women's annoying behaviours (men only thread)

By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Think when they cum on your face or cock then don't finish you off is so annoying.

Oh and posting on a forum thread when not asked too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like it when people hate women (it's opposite day btw, in case you didn't know).

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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"I like it when people hate women (it's opposite day btw, in case you didn't know).

Ha ha, as if lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like it when people hate women (it's opposite day btw, in case you didn't know).

Ha ha, as if lady.

Ok, i'll stop posting. Never actually posted in any guys only topics before, it was fun being a rebel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's annoying when men post saying for men only, but then a lady comments ...

Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good ploy mate

you know ladies are far to nosy to stay away from a thread saying " no ladies. ".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never understood women's preoccupation with mens height. Given that we spend the vast majority of our time sitting or horizontal, even in swinging plenty of women list it in their profiles - it's not a dating website!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet loads of nosey ladies check this post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think when they cum on your face or cock then don't finish you off is so annoying.

Oh and posting on a forum thread when not asked too.

I don't know about that, but have you noticed They always have something important to say when the crappy film you have watched for 2 hours just starts the fight scene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone fancy a BJ after I've made you a cuppa & a bacon sandwich?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think when they cum on your face or cock then don't finish you off is so annoying.

Oh and posting on a forum thread when not asked too.

I don't know about that, but have you noticed They always have something important to say when the crappy film you have watched for 2 hours just starts the fight scene "

I think I can wide variety of complains of: "too much talk, not enough sex "

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By *eorgy26Man
over a year ago

Sutton

"What's wrong?"

"Nothing

Infrutiating waste of everyone's time.

"The fact that you don't know what's wrong"

Ok let's play the guessing game, turns out that something in the telly reminded you or the argument we had three weeks ago about finding somewhere to park.

Other than that nothing.

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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Pinching the batteries out of the T.V. remote for their toys - what's that about?

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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Copying idea's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Copying idea's.

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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Copying idea's.

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

Dropping hints like we're supposed to understand then getting annoyed that we don't.

Men don't drop hints, we say what we mean, we're simple creatures.

Insulting compliments, "I could never wear that outfit it would look to loose on me" or something like that.

When men compliment or insult we do just that.

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By *ussexsocialMan
over a year ago

Billingshurst

Not knowing all the words to fraggle rock's theme tune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hijacking 'Men Only' threads! hehe!

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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Not knowing all the words to fraggle rock's theme tune "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaving the toilet seat down

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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Leaving the toilet seat down

Plus, never admitting they are beaten.

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By *ait88Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

Headaches

Washing hair

The wrong time of the month

"You're not my type"

"If you like"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leaving the toilet seat down

Haha, too right why is there a winning party in this equal World, let me share my findings:

When a man is faced with something not to his personal choice he corrects it and forgets about it

When a lady is faced with something not to her personal choice they will blame the nearest man and spend the rest of the day fixating on it

Haha

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

"Leaving the toilet seat down

Pay them back by putting the lid down after you.

Then they have to lift sometimes up everytime too.

If you really want to piss them offers take the toilet roll out of the toilet so they have to go get it everytime they need to use it

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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Never knowing where to start.......

...Or finish, come to think of it.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

""What's wrong?"

"Nothing

Infrutiating waste of everyone's time.

"The fact that you don't know what's wrong"

Ok let's play the guessing game, turns out that something in the telly reminded you or the argument we had three weeks ago about finding somewhere to park.

Other than that nothing.

Haha, astute!

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By *drianukMan
over a year ago

Spain, Lancs

Endless cleaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leaving the toilet seat down

Plus, never admitting they are beaten."

Piss on the seat and they soon learn to put it back after lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good ploy mate

you know ladies are far to nosy to stay away from a thread saying " no ladies. ".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe no one else has mentioned yet... Moaning, and using the block button on here lol ??

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By *b coupleCouple
over a year ago

southampton

"Think when they cum on your face or cock then don't finish you off is so annoying.

Oh and posting on a forum thread when not asked too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never understood women's preoccupation with mens height. Given that we spend the vast majority of our time sitting or horizontal, even in swinging plenty of women list it in their profiles - it's not a dating website! "

You're quite right, its not a dating site, so surely education, job and hair, should also be irrelevant...

Maybe someone's hacked your profile?, I'd complain....

"be Single

- don't be hairy! (As in wax your bum)

- be well educated with a professional job

- Live in or travel to Reading

- have a flat stomach

- no tattoo's

- be willing to accomodate or pay for a hotel."

Unless its height, the rest is fine to be choosy about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies lets start a thread about men and what irritates us the most about men

Let me start with: constantly farting and burping every where especially when u cuddle in bed in the morning, disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies lets start a thread about men and what irritates us the most about men

Let me start with: constantly farting and burping every where especially when u cuddle in bed in the morning, disgusting

Scratching their bollocks then sniffing their fingers

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Womens faults are many

Men have only two.

Everything they say

And everything they do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies lets start a thread about men and what irritates us the most about men

Let me start with: constantly farting and burping every where especially when u cuddle in bed in the morning, disgusting

Scratching their bollocks then sniffing their fingers

Ha ha ha ewwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Womens faults are many

Men have only two.

Everything they say

And everything they do

Ha ha agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaving hair clips

Absolutely

FUCKING EVERYWHERE!!!!

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Leaving the toilet seat down

Plus, never admitting they are beaten.

Piss on the seat and they soon learn to put it back after lol "

You'd think they'd have learned how to lift the bog seat up when they're finished by now - I mean, fuck sake, how difficult can it be?

And as for that glass ceiling they keep banging on about while they drone on and on about equality - why don't they just stop whinging, roll their sleeves up and clean it so we don't have to look at it.

*runs away*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who say men cant multy task piss me off,i told a woman to shut up and sit down and she couldnt even do that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not to mention... Driving LOL

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

... fuck this - I'm outa here!

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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Women who say men cant multy task piss me off,i told a woman to shut up and sit down and she couldnt even do that!!"

Putting ya cock in their mouths and somehow they still manage to talk - Ho hum.

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