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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wife has ordered me to find a cock bigger than mine but I'm finding it difficult as mine is 9 inches long and a 6 inch girth, please help lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give up and find a tighter wife?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Give up and find a tighter wife?"

^ Bad-da-boom!

Ladies n' gents, 'ee's 'ere all week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give up and find a tighter wife?

^ Bad-da-boom!

Ladies n' gents, 'ee's 'ere all week!"

Let's not count our chickens just yet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just give her a 14" cock monster dildo, that will make her cry lol

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By *razedcatMan
over a year ago

London / Herts

Is this serious? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What tape measure are you using ....???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Keyboard swingers are so funny!

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Give up and find a tighter wife?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl

two thoughts on this one

first, bloody lucky girl and second bloddy greedy girl lol

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By *quirell2015Man
over a year ago

somewhere nearby

"Pmsl

two thoughts on this one

first, bloody lucky girl and second bloddy greedy girl lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess you're fucked then mate. You've failed in your task.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wife has ordered me to find a cock bigger than mine but I'm finding it difficult as mine is 9 inches long and a 6 inch girth, please help lol

Really??? I've seen way bigger than yours on here? Yours doesn't even look that big? What you measuring it with??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try two at once? A nice bit of dvp!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Wife has ordered me to find a cock bigger than mine but I'm finding it difficult as mine is 9 inches long and a 6 inch girth, please help lol

Really??? I've seen way bigger than yours on here? Yours doesn't even look that big? What you measuring it with??

Standard man-penis ruler. You'll notice it has 4 more inches than a usual one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wife has ordered me to find a cock bigger than mine but I'm finding it difficult as mine is 9 inches long and a 6 inch girth, please help lol

Sorry if this appears rude but it looks very average. .. certainly doesn't look like 9" and not girthy at all. ..??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lady of the couple is only 5 foot tall we are in real danger of seeking an implement that is one fifth the total length of her height!.........the maths are quite scary!

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

Ahh! Today's willie-waving thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am just thinking on the dimensions you are saying the girth is two thirds of the length.......

Hmmmmm enough said....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried BBC ?

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By *oodyshere2011Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Sure you didn't measure hip to hip

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Wife has ordered me to find a cock bigger than mine but I'm finding it difficult as mine is 9 inches long and a 6 inch girth, please help lol

Who's the guy on your profile pics then?

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"Give up and find a tighter wife?"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Have you tried BBC ?"

They have a wide range of channels across a variety of media to suit every taste.

Worth every penny of the license fee.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"Sure you didn't measure hip to hip

from his arse hole, don't you know that's where you're supposed to measure from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you get confused and measure a sky remote instead of your cock??

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By *untimes6969Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Not going to be easy to find but hey keep looking - love to assist!

I'm seven inches and have five inches girth. That's measured on the top of my cock against my stomach - no sky remote required it seems ha!!

Not easy to find genuine guys who can do the walk as well as the talk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op i think your mixing up millimetres for inches !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a similar issue

Wife told me to give her 12 inches and make her bleed

So i fucked her twice then punched her in the mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drive shaft from a 69 Ford truck, one ton, likely fit her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a similar issue

Wife told me to give her 12 inches and make her bleed

So i fucked her twice then punched her in the mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inches r on the other side of the tape measure dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure you didn't measure hip to hip

from his arse hole, don't you know that's where you're supposed to measure from?

Yeah but you're not supposed to wrap the tape measure around your balls too!!

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Amongst the many 'look at my big cock' threads this is the best car crash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she wasnt reffering to an actual 'penis' and meant find someone 'who's' a bigger cock than you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe she wasnt reffering to an actual 'penis' and meant find someone 'who's' a bigger cock than you

Na..she'd know she's be hard pressed to find that. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe she wasnt reffering to an actual 'penis' and meant find someone 'who's' a bigger cock than you

Na..she'd know she's be hard pressed to find that. .

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Fuck you are hot...i just spilt my peppermint tea eyeballing your profile!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amongst the many 'look at my big cock' threads this is the best car crash

These type of threads only work if you are as big as you say you are or bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would appear the consensus is that your wife has indeed had the biggest cock!

For the record, mine is pretty average ..... but aesthetically pleasing, much like women tennis players!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Tell her to go find one for herself...

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I found some white powder on my boxers, I shouted to my wife "oi..why have you sprinkled talc on my undies.?"....

She shouted back... ,"it's not talc you twat....it's miracle grow..!!"

Worked a treat..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wife has ordered me to find a cock bigger than mine but I'm finding it difficult as mine is 9 inches long and a 6 inch girth, please help lol

Really??? I've seen way bigger than yours on here? Yours doesn't even look that big? What you measuring it with??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am just thinking on the dimensions you are saying the girth is two thirds of the length.......

Hmmmmm enough said...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you find him, send him round please....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amongst the many 'look at my big cock' threads this is the best car crash

Agree! How can I make a post to advertise my awesomness but not be obvious! FAIL

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford

"Wife has ordered me to find a cock bigger than mine but I'm finding it difficult as mine is 9 inches long and a 6 inch girth, please help lol

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. Why has you wife asked for this . ?Is she unable to do a search herself ?. Tell her to create her own profile and then search .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best thread for ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well if i had an extra couple of inches i'd be nearly 6ft tall lol not in willie dept

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just lol at this post

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By *ubyExpreeWoman
over a year ago

BBBW Heaven

"Wife has ordered me to find a cock bigger than mine but I'm finding it difficult as mine is 9 inches long and a 6 inch girth, please help lol

Sorry if this appears rude but it looks very average. .. certainly doesn't look like 9" and not girthy at all. ..??

I thought the same thing.

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By *ubyExpreeWoman
over a year ago

BBBW Heaven

"I had a similar issue

Wife told me to give her 12 inches and make her bleed

So i fucked her twice then punched her in the mouth

Domestic abuse is not funny!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Wife has ordered me to find a cock bigger than mine but I'm finding it difficult as mine is 9 inches long and a 6 inch girth, please help lol

Really??? I've seen way bigger than yours on here? Yours doesn't even look that big? What you measuring it with??

aren't the standard measuring appliances lynx cans and sky remotes.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amongst the many 'look at my big cock' threads this is the best car crash

These type of threads only work if you are as big as you say you are or bigger

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These threads don't work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Threads like this are great just to sit back and enjoy the fireworks go off

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By *cotsteveMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Wife has ordered me to find a cock bigger than mine but I'm finding it difficult as mine is 9 inches long and a 6 inch girth, please help lol

Really??? I've seen way bigger than yours on here? Yours doesn't even look that big? What you measuring it with??

A sky remote and a deodorant can

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By *dventuroususCouple
over a year ago

sunderland

There are some on this thread bigger than yours, but they arent claiming to be 9" long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe op got imperial mixed up with metric when measure ing ? . I don't know not looked at his dingaling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a similar issue

Wife told me to give her 12 inches and make her bleed

So i fucked her twice then punched her in the mouth

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my woman asked for 12inches so i kicked her in the fanny and said theres a foot....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe we should just tar and feather the poor guy and be done with it?

A lot of good banter and leg pulling (probably warranted!) intermixed with some genuine vitriol and spitefulness (perhaps not so warranted) on this thread!

Just another day on the Forums ...

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By *xoticloverMan
over a year ago

newcastle

"Wife has ordered me to find a cock bigger than mine but I'm finding it difficult as mine is 9 inches long and a 6 inch girth, please help lol

Sorry if this appears rude but it looks very average. .. certainly doesn't look like 9" and not girthy at all. ..??

agree...may be around 6 inches which is the average size...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't it a joke? I genuinely thought the OP was joking?

Anyway if it isn't let's have the tape out and get some photo evidence on the go?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

WOW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WOW

welcome to the Forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I measured mine at ten inch then relized I'd a 12 inch ruler wrong way round ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be surprised if you were 9x6 but maybe the photos have just been taken at a strange angle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greatest thread this year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Greatest thread this year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WOW

Come on dude..

You had to expect that surely..

It's like me putting a post up saying I'm trying to find a fitter girl than me for my fk buddy to try. .it's proving difficult as I'm so fit..I'm a size 8 with abs. ..

I'm clearly not...

So not only was your post a "hey look at me" post..but it was also untrue/unfactual

You are average....which is fine...embrace that... and I'll embrace I ain't a size 8...lol

Plenty of true 9"ers on here if she wants to try one though...

Good luck with your search

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