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"When my cock is erect I've usually more pressing needs and things to do than ger out tape-measures and bits of paper.... "I agree 100% and I have only got out the tape measure once as that's all that was needed. I also agree that a big brain is more important than a big cock but as this forum allows questions to be asked that's what I'm doing. I don't understand why there are so many references to cock length in inches and virtually none to the girth yet lots say it is more important. | |||
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"Well I guess it is more difficult to visualise girth than length from a stated measurement" I am having no problem visualising exactly what I want girth-wise! m x | |||
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"Well I guess it is more difficult to visualise girth than length from a stated measurement I am having no problem visualising exactly what I want girth-wise! m x" I bet you don't! 
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"Well I guess it is more difficult to visualise girth than length from a stated measurement I am having no problem visualising exactly what I want girth-wise! m x" Well 7" is the size of a can of Linx deodorant, sadly this doesn't quite fit with the Op's photo evidence. He might have measured round his finger as well. | |||
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Give or take a few mm,
5.5 inch, A standard toilet tube
7 inch, A 500mm bottle of Pepsi or a Fabreze air freshener
8 inch, Can of larger or 50cl Buxton water bottle,
I didn't have anything smaller to measure without getting my own cock out
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"Well seen as I had a tape measure to hand I thought I would measure some things to help people visualise
Give or take a few mm,
5.5 inch, A standard toilet tube
7 inch, A 500mm bottle of Pepsi or a Fabreze air freshener
8 inch, Can of larger or 50cl Buxton water bottle,
I didn't have anything smaller to measure without getting my own cock out
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"There have been many threads asking for preference, thick or long cock and it's thick that gets the most votes every time. If that's the case why is it that when it comes to numbers almost everyone quotes the length in inches, both those guys who are well endowed and the ladies or couples who are looking for a big cock. It's actually easier to measure circumference than length. I've a 7½ inch long cock but it is the thickness that everyone admires. My cock has a circumference of just over 7 inches yet if I quote that number it means nothing to anyone until I tell them to fold a 7" strip of paper into a hoop and check that. I've started to list my circumference on my profile so maybe some of those people who are looking for thickness will now get in contact. If anyone out there would like to sample please send me a message. Dave x" Sorry but can you express that as a diameter in millimetres, please | |||
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"There have been many threads asking for preference, thick or long cock and it's thick that gets the most votes every time. If that's the case why is it that when it comes to numbers almost everyone quotes the length in inches, both those guys who are well endowed and the ladies or couples who are looking for a big cock. It's actually easier to measure circumference than length. I've a 7½ inch long cock but it is the thickness that everyone admires. My cock has a circumference of just over 7 inches yet if I quote that number it means nothing to anyone until I tell them to fold a 7" strip of paper into a hoop and check that. I've started to list my circumference on my profile so maybe some of those people who are looking for thickness will now get in contact. If anyone out there would like to sample please send me a message. Dave x Sorry but can you express that as a diameter in millimetres, please" 177.8mm  | |||
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"Well seen as I had a tape measure to hand I thought I would measure some things to help people visualise
Give or take a few mm,
5.5 inch, A standard toilet tube
7 inch, A 500mm bottle of Pepsi or a Fabreze air freshener
8 inch, Can of larger or 50cl Buxton water bottle,
I didn't have anything smaller to measure without getting my own cock out
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"There have been many threads asking for preference, thick or long cock and it's thick that gets the most votes every time. If that's the case why is it that when it comes to numbers almost everyone quotes the length in inches, both those guys who are well endowed and the ladies or couples who are looking for a big cock. It's actually easier to measure circumference than length. I've a 7½ inch long cock but it is the thickness that everyone admires. My cock has a circumference of just over 7 inches yet if I quote that number it means nothing to anyone until I tell them to fold a 7" strip of paper into a hoop and check that. I've started to list my circumference on my profile so maybe some of those people who are looking for thickness will now get in contact. If anyone out there would like to sample please send me a message. Dave x Sorry but can you express that as a diameter in millimetres, please 177.8mm "Gee, thankee Sire | |||
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"Well seen as I had a tape measure to hand I thought I would measure some things to help people visualise
Give or take a few mm,
5.5 inch, A standard toilet tube
7 inch, A 500mm bottle of Pepsi or a Fabreze air freshener
8 inch, Can of larger or 50cl Buxton water bottle,
I didn't have anything smaller to measure without getting my own cock out
Tube of smarties maybe ? "If I had a tube of smarties I would measure it | |||
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"why are man inches way bigger than normal inches? Met a guy boasting a 9 inch cock, must've been 7 t best. Same with height. Said guy was 6'1, met him and he was an inch taller than me at 5'6". Few others done the same. What's all that about? "That's the trouble with using numbers to measure anything to do with the cock, as exaggeration is bound to set in.... | |||
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"why are man inches way bigger than normal inches? Met a guy boasting a 9 inch cock, must've been 7 t best. Same with height. Said guy was 6'1, met him and he was an inch taller than me at 5'6". Few others done the same. What's all that about? "I don't know, I'm 6'10 with a 13 inch penis though. | |||
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"OP's cock is nowhere near 7 inches round." I rest my case. | |||
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"OP's cock is nowhere near 7 inches round. I rest my case." I can promise you it is 7" round. If anyone wants proof in the next couple of days I'll get a tape measure and take a photo. Alternatively if anyone in the South of England wants to meet me with a tape measure I'll go along with that as well. I'm not a liar and not particularly happy to be called one. | |||
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"OP's cock is nowhere near 7 inches round. I rest my case. I can promise you it is 7" round. If anyone wants proof in the next couple of days I'll get a tape measure and take a photo. Alternatively if anyone in the South of England wants to meet me with a tape measure I'll go along with that as well. I'm not a liar and not particularly happy to be called one." Using a mini tape measure from a christmas cracker doesn't count ! | |||
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"Never measured mine, never felt the need to, I have what I have and like to think I'm more than a cock !"
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"Some classic posts on this forum these days!!! I've never known a woman yet who just as your about to slide inside her, the two of you unbelievably horny, suddenly stands up and shouts "whoa whoa whoa, it feels amazing and I fancy the arse off you but let me get my tape measure out, because if you aren't 7 inches in circumference you can piss off out of here" ???????????" Please join hands with us in the 21st century and embrace it These days, we do NOT take out tape measures As an example: my bedroom is equipped with 3 x 1 mill-watt lasers to accomplish this task unnoticed whilst I am in the throes of an orgasm. The data collected is anonymised and shunted to the NHS website for reaseach purposes | |||
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"Some classic posts on this forum these days!!! I've never known a woman yet who just as your about to slide inside her, the two of you unbelievably horny, suddenly stands up and shouts "whoa whoa whoa, it feels amazing and I fancy the arse off you but let me get my tape measure out, because if you aren't 7 inches in circumference you can piss off out of here" ??????????? Please join hands with us in the 21st century and embrace it These days, we do NOT take out tape measures As an example: my bedroom is equipped with 3 x 1 mill-watt lasers to accomplish this task unnoticed whilst I am in the throes of an orgasm. The data collected is anonymised and shunted to the NHS website for reaseach purposes" Well as long as it still measures my circumference at 7 inches I'm happy!!!! Seriously though!?!?!? | |||
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"Some classic posts on this forum these days!!! I've never known a woman yet who just as your about to slide inside her, the two of you unbelievably horny, suddenly stands up and shouts "whoa whoa whoa, it feels amazing and I fancy the arse off you but let me get my tape measure out, because if you aren't 7 inches in circumference you can piss off out of here" ??????????? Please join hands with us in the 21st century and embrace it These days, we do NOT take out tape measures As an example: my bedroom is equipped with 3 x 1 mill-watt lasers to accomplish this task unnoticed whilst I am in the throes of an orgasm. The data collected is anonymised and shunted to the NHS website for reaseach purposes Well as long as it still measures my circumference at 7 inches I'm happy!!!! Seriously though!?!?!? " Its all in the calibration | |||
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By the way do b&q sell these cock lasers, I need to get one to put proof of size on my profile!! | |||
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"new_phone has a delis looking cock, Marks and Spencers should do their own version of it "Have they started their own range of sex toys now then ? | |||
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"new_phone has a delis looking cock, Marks and Spencers should do their own version of it "Hahaha thank you!!!
I've lost my tape measure though so can't be certain on circumference size!! | |||
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"anyone who measures their cock has to have a degree of insecurity about themselves.. anyone who does so and then brags about its x, y or whatever and then hides their pictures has probably been talking bollocks .. just an opinion.. " I quite agree | |||
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"You're just cheating with your fancy cock circumference measuring lasers anyway!!! Just have a sky remote or lynx Africa can ready!!!
By the way do b&q sell these cock lasers, I need to get one to put proof of size on my profile!! "now I wanna see cocks with frigging lazers | |||
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"I've got a thick black cock" Big deal; I've got a thick black one and a thick white one; beat that | |||
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"why are man inches way bigger than normal inches? Met a guy boasting a 9 inch cock, must've been 7 t best. Same with height. Said guy was 6'1, met him and he was an inch taller than me at 5'6". Few others done the same. What's all that about? "when working with wood They say measure twice cut once....
I think some guys measure twice and add them together | |||
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"You're just cheating with your fancy cock circumference measuring lasers anyway!!! Just have a sky remote or lynx Africa can ready!!!
By the way do b&q sell these cock lasers, I need to get one to put proof of size on my profile!! now I wanna see cocks with frigging lazers "James Bond very nearly had his measured by a laser..... | |||
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"OP's cock is nowhere near 7 inches round. I rest my case. I can promise you it is 7" round. If anyone wants proof in the next couple of days I'll get a tape measure and take a photo. Alternatively if anyone in the South of England wants to meet me with a tape measure I'll go along with that as well. I'm not a liar and not particularly happy to be called one." Then why have all the OPs pics been switched to "friends only". | |||
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"OP's cock is nowhere near 7 inches round. I rest my case. I can promise you it is 7" round. If anyone wants proof in the next couple of days I'll get a tape measure and take a photo. Alternatively if anyone in the South of England wants to meet me with a tape measure I'll go along with that as well. I'm not a liar and not particularly happy to be called one. Then why have all the OPs pics been switched to "friends only"." These blatantly boasting willie-waving threads never go well.... | |||
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"Never measured mine, never felt the need to, I have what I have and like to think I'm more than a cock !" How on earth do you measure girth. Oh wait let me get my glorry hole ruler out ad see how girthy my cock is | |||
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