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Whats the most unrealistic meeting request you have seen?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A good while back I saw an unverified middle aged guy advertise a meet looking for 6 females aged mid 20's, he stated, to come to his place to gangbang him.

Needless to say he had no photos posted but I had to admire his ambition.

Anyone seen anything better?

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By *nterracial2Couple
over a year ago

Ribble Valley

Weirdest one was a young lady agreeing to meet but only if i went bareback with her and cummed inside her. Politely declined the offer.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots


"A good while back I saw an unverified middle aged guy advertise a meet looking for 6 females aged mid 20's, he stated, to come to his place to gangbang him.

Needless to say he had no photos posted but I had to admire his ambition.

Anyone seen anything better?

There are too many to recount.....the have now been lost in the Fabdelusional mists of time....

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have had a few "breed me" requests....all deleted instantly and blocked too fast for me to check if real or a joke.

Oddly.... Against the usual run, and on another site I met a single woman posing as a couple.... Was supposed to meet them at their flat but last minute change to pick her up at a pub car park...finished up taking her to a local (to her) dogging spot but no-one else around. Hey-ho.... Had fun fucking her in back of car, over the bonnet and on a picnic bench.

Reckon she lied about her age too....said she was 26 but was probably about 19......

Ain't life a biatch?

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By *ransGuyTV/TS
over a year ago

Cardiff

I've had guys wanting to get me pregnant, don't think I've ever hit the block button so fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just looking and seen someone telling people not to be fussy haha.

Mostly is people wanting to be sucked off, boring...

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I've seen a request where I was asked to turn up to the flat of a woman I'd never met before, where I would be passed a blindfold before entering. I wouldn't be allowed to remove the blindfold all evening. Part of me found it quite an exciting prospect but only with someone I knew and trusted. Not a complete stranger.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

newbury


"I've seen a request where I was asked to turn up to the flat of a woman I'd never met before, where I would be passed a blindfold before entering. I wouldn't be allowed to remove the blindfold all evening. Part of me found it quite an exciting prospect but only with someone I knew and trusted. Not a complete stranger. "

Looking for a kidney donor do you think?

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London


"I've seen a request where I was asked to turn up to the flat of a woman I'd never met before, where I would be passed a blindfold before entering. I wouldn't be allowed to remove the blindfold all evening. Part of me found it quite an exciting prospect but only with someone I knew and trusted. Not a complete stranger. "

I've seen that one. I love using blindfolds but not requests like that and not with someone I didn't really know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got asked to errrrr defecate on a glass coffee table while him n his mate lay under it n wanked (puke)

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By *ystical_InkedBBWWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the Shire of Derby

I was asked if I could do the splits/spread my legs really well, so my reply was 'of course, how about one in the bedroom and the other could be in any room of choice'

He obviously hadn't read my profile or he would've seen I was an amputee with a prosthetic leg lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I get regular messages from a certain guy who wants me to meet him and laugh at his penis. I decline.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a husband of a couple tell me to take them out to dinner , then to a night club , then get a penthouse suite for the night. I asked him since I'm paying for a date , why do I need a extra guy there.

He replied I have the candy, you need to pay for it. Instant block

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

The guy who wanted a gangbang but only had a shed to accommodate in, no other guys lined up and no girl. That was pretty magnificent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get regular messages from a certain guy who wants me to meet him and laugh at his penis. I decline."

I'd enjoy doing that personally.

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

I had a bloke that would not show me a photo of him and his wife,and he wanted me to pay for a taxi to and from Blackpool to Cheshire ,instant block.

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire


"I get regular messages from a certain guy who wants me to meet him and laugh at his penis. I decline."

Couldn't he just send you a picture and you laugh at it that way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so unusual but equally ridiculous are the profiles that read like an abusive rant about all the things they hate and don't want to do which end by saying "if you made it through all that then get in touch" lol yeah right... hmm you sound like quite a catch...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had the can I make you pregnant requests. Be a miracle if they did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most unrealistic offer I've had has been guys asking to come to my home while the kids are I'm bed

I made the mistake of saying to one my eldest daughter is 22 i don't send her to bed she goes when she wants and he replied would she join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The guy who wanted a gangbang but only had a shed to accommodate in, no other guys lined up and no girl. That was pretty magnificent."

And I thought you'd deleted my message without reading it.....

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By *unfortonight87Couple
over a year ago

Burnham


"The most unrealistic offer I've had has been guys asking to come to my home while the kids are I'm bed

I made the mistake of saying to one my eldest daughter is 22 i don't send her to bed she goes when she wants and he replied would she join in "

Ha ha, what a Cheeky sod! Marks out of 10 for asking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was asked if I could do the splits/spread my legs really well, so my reply was 'of course, how about one in the bedroom and the other could be in any room of choice'

He obviously hadn't read my profile or he would've seen I was an amputee with a prosthetic leg lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not so unusual but equally ridiculous are the profiles that read like an abusive rant about all the things they hate and don't want to do which end by saying "if you made it through all that then get in touch" lol yeah right... hmm you sound like quite a catch... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think asking to take me to New York for our first meet is unrealistic.

Some people are so picky

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Was chatting and said I was at work and was on fab in a mid meeting coffee break and they asked me to go and have sex with them. Maybe I'm a fool but I declined. Didn't concentrate after though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got asked if I'd like to be impregnated by a stranger

Needless to say I declined the offer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got asked if I'd like to be impregnated by a stranger

Needless to say I declined the offer! "

Hah ha yep had those!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got asked if I'd like to be impregnated by a stranger

Needless to say I declined the offer!

Hah ha yep had those!"

Told him it would be a impossible as I'm sterilised he then went on to have a right good old rant at me telling me it was against nature! ...blocked...bloody fruit loop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being asked to meet a couple (ok, nothing different there) whose best pics were of themselves in - wait for it - literally 80s tracksuits.

Honestly, each to their own but if I wanted to shag Les and Janice Battersby I'd wank over previous episodes of Corrie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got asked if I'd like to be impregnated by a stranger

Needless to say I declined the offer!

Hah ha yep had those!

Told him it would be a impossible as I'm sterilised he then went on to have a right good old rant at me telling me it was against nature! ...blocked...bloody fruit loop! "

lol alsorts on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got asked if I'd like to be impregnated by a stranger

Needless to say I declined the offer!

Hah ha yep had those!

Told him it would be a impossible as I'm sterilised he then went on to have a right good old rant at me telling me it was against nature! ...blocked...bloody fruit loop! "

EXCUSE ME!!! Nothing wrong with fruitloop!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked by a woman from London if I could pay for her train ticket to Manchester and she would meet and gave me her PayPal name to transfer the money!!!

She claimed she was filthy rich and only asked because she had been stood up too many times!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy ask me to send him a dirty used dildo of mine so he could use it and send it back for me to use!

Gave me the dry boke.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Chaps wanting to fuck my tits. When I point out I'll leave them on the table and they can knock themselves out whilst I put the kettle on, they lose interest, the bounders.

I also had a impregnation message, but it was late on, so I think he'd had a drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a TV/TS message me asking me if I wanted to fuck them then come round and drop £20 on floor!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The most unrealistic offer I've had has been guys asking to come to my home while the kids are I'm bed

I made the mistake of saying to one my eldest daughter is 22 i don't send her to bed she goes when she wants and he replied would she join in "

Lol

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By *anDare70Man
over a year ago

kirkby

Not one to miss the obvious but...

The 20 something girl who is into everything, likes car fun, has no photos and wants to meet at the weekend. Also really wants to be told in detail what I'm going to do. Best thing is she winked at me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've seen a request where I was asked to turn up to the flat of a woman I'd never met before, where I would be passed a blindfold before entering. I wouldn't be allowed to remove the blindfold all evening. Part of me found it quite an exciting prospect but only with someone I knew and trusted. Not a complete stranger. "

I actually have done this. It was one of the best meets ever.

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By *ral-lover86Man
over a year ago

Oxford

Sounds good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've seen a request where I was asked to turn up to the flat of a woman I'd never met before, where I would be passed a blindfold before entering. I wouldn't be allowed to remove the blindfold all evening. Part of me found it quite an exciting prospect but only with someone I knew and trusted. Not a complete stranger.

I actually have done this. It was one of the best meets ever.

"

I've done it too it was really good fun but being a 185lb bloke means it's not much of a risk for me compared to say a single girl doing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked to meet a guy at his back door and suck him off whilst his missus was in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was asked to meet a guy at his back door and suck him off whilst his missus was in bed "

Are you still coming? The neighbours are watching

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Only saw one yesterday where the single lady would only meet guys with very long hair, no photo with long hair no chance of a meet. A lady who knows exactly what she wants.

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My personal fav's are the messages from people who want you to drop everything. Meet a stranger who you've never seen, somewhere you've never been, in the early hours of the morning. The other one is " naked on the bed, lights off, door unlocked". As if.

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By *ythenshawefredMan
over a year ago

stockport


"Have had a few "breed me" requests....all deleted instantly and blocked too fast for me to check if real or a joke.

Oddly.... Against the usual run, and on another site I met a single woman posing as a couple.... Was supposed to meet them at their flat but last minute change to pick her up at a pub car park...finished up taking her to a local (to her) dogging spot but no-one else around. Hey-ho.... Had fun fucking her in back of car, over the bonnet and on a picnic bench.

Reckon she lied about her age too....said she was 26 but was probably about 19......

Ain't life a biatch?"

I do hope you reported her that's utterly outrageous lol

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By *eonlylive1seCouple
over a year ago

Atherstone

We had a single guy message us asking about Mrs W's small pert boobs , all nice and polite at 1st . Then offered her money just to feel them, nothing else. She told him to fuck off and get a prostitute then hit the 'block button'

She likes 'full attention' or nothing lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I had another laugh recently. A 51 year old TV looking to meet only models & actors.

Not being either we figured we didnt reach his high standards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was asked to meet a guy at his back door and suck him off whilst his missus was in bed "

Sorry about that. By the way, could you message a little quieter please, don't want to wake the good missus up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was asked to meet a guy at his back door and suck him off whilst his missus was in bed

Sorry about that. By the way, could you message a little quieter please, don't want to wake the good missus up "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just remembered, a guy who came to mine for sex, i ended up sucking him off (he wanted to cum pretty quick so i said he could) expected to get something back in return, nope, selfish dick. Anyway he messages me a couple of days later to ask for a 3sum with me and my female friend to make up for it. Lol deleted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was a guy wanting me to bring a female with me to his and have sex. Nothing unusual with that apart from he wouldn't be in when we got there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was a guy wanting me to bring a female with me to his and have sex. Nothing unusual with that apart from he wouldn't be in when we got there!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The most unrealistic offer I've had has been guys asking to come to my home while the kids are I'm bed

I made the mistake of saying to one my eldest daughter is 22 i don't send her to bed she goes when she wants and he replied would she join in "

I've had shit like that too, instant block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even an unrealistic one would make me happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had ' I can hear my mum fucking in the next room' and " got in from work desperate for the toilet, run upstairs, straight into the bathroom and my mum was in there naked" do I give a damn about either mum??? Do I want to know??? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a couple mail me a while ago they wanted me to pick them up in Manchester then take them out and pay for all the drinks then back to mine and watch them fuck and if I was lucky I mite get a blow job before I took them back home

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Had a couple mail me a while ago they wanted me to pick them up in Manchester then take them out and pay for all the drinks then back to mine and watch them fuck and if I was lucky I mite get a blow job before I took them back home"

You lucky lucky guy

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By *ommenhimCouple
over a year ago

wigan


"I've had guys wanting to get me pregnant, don't think I've ever hit the block button so fast "

You should wait till the right one comes along ... You'll know!

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By *2tryMan
over a year ago

Whittier

Once had a couple that recently had a home invasion.. His wife had a fantasy of reenacting it so that when she arrived home she was taken by the stranger and was forced into submitting to his will. I was contacted late one evening to see if I could help with this fantasy. So being the adventurous guys that has never thought of this said sure. I was asked to sneak up to the back door and to be very quite because the neighbor had a gun. Let's just say I was sweating like a runaway slave!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I can't even say, it's too awful :x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman asked me to piss inside her after i was done fucking her. That was when that ended.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Once had a couple that recently had a home invasion.. His wife had a fantasy of reenacting it so that when she arrived home she was taken by the stranger and was forced into submitting to his will. I was contacted late one evening to see if I could help with this fantasy. So being the adventurous guys that has never thought of this said sure. I was asked to sneak up to the back door and to be very quite because the neighbor had a gun. Let's just say I was sweating like a runaway slave! "

Sounds more like insurance fraud than a meet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a couple mail me a while ago they wanted me to pick them up in Manchester then take them out and pay for all the drinks then back to mine and watch them fuck and if I was lucky I mite get a blow job before I took them back home

You lucky lucky guy "

Lucky for me I decided not to take them up on their offer

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Had a couple mail me a while ago they wanted me to pick them up in Manchester then take them out and pay for all the drinks then back to mine and watch them fuck and if I was lucky I mite get a blow job before I took them back home

You lucky lucky guy

Lucky for me I decided not to take them up on their offer "

Well if you ever fancy picking us up in Cambridge and taking us out for a night on the town and dropping us home again you're more than welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being asked to drive 600 mile round trip to give a guy a BJ and thats all. And at a hotel i would pay for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a lady ask me over and that would I mind her dog joining in....bin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A good while back I saw an unverified middle aged guy advertise a meet looking for 6 females aged mid 20's, he stated, to come to his place to gangbang him.

Needless to say he had no photos posted but I had to admire his ambition.

Anyone seen anything better?

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A good while back I saw an unverified middle aged guy advertise a meet looking for 6 females aged mid 20's, he stated, to come to his place to gangbang him.

Needless to say he had no photos posted but I had to admire his ambition. He wasnt asking for much then ha x

Anyone seen anything better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once had a couple that recently had a home invasion.. His wife had a fantasy of reenacting it so that when she arrived home she was taken by the stranger and was forced into submitting to his will. I was contacted late one evening to see if I could help with this fantasy. So being the adventurous guys that has never thought of this said sure. I was asked to sneak up to the back door and to be very quite because the neighbor had a gun. Let's just say I was sweating like a runaway slave! "

You're my hero..... That's bravery

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

To have a 3some with a guy and his wife to catch us to see what her reactions would be

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A genuine burst out laughing reaction when I spotted a TV inviting guys to visit him for a bareback/breeding session!!

Admittedly I only got a "C" pass for my biology higher but a Breeding session?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been asked how many of my family had I fucked and from the gist of the rest of his message and profile, I get the impression he was into a whole lot more stuff that is possibly illegal and/or revolting

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Meet me at Costa's ... Wherever that is

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Meet me at Costa's ... Wherever that is "
I said I'm not going to Spain on a whim for anyone

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