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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Damm just got in from work and have been hanging for a hung wank all day but still can have one coz my step mums in

and my bed room ant got a door at the mo having new one fitted fuck it my balls are going to blow !! This is the longest I think Iv ever gone wive out on it's my 5th day

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Bathroom?

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Hanging for a hung wank? I'm lost.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's right need to the kitchen and she's in there cocking can't really if I'm in there that long having a shit she will think something's up lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's right need to the kitchen and she's in there cocking can't really if I'm in there that long having a shit she will think something's up lol "
next ***

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"It's right need to the kitchen and she's in there cocking can't really if I'm in there that long having a shit she will think something's up lol next ***"

I'm sorry but the tgought of you crippled by the horn and your stepmum 'cocking' has me remembering Bill and Ted for some reason.

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

"It's right need to the kitchen and she's in there cocking can't really if I'm in there that long having a shit she will think something's up lol "

'Shes in there cocking' hahahaha

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"It's right need to the kitchen and she's in there cocking can't really if I'm in there that long having a shit she will think something's up lol next ***

I'm sorry but the tgought of you crippled by the horn and your stepmum 'cocking' has me remembering Bill and Ted for some reason.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I reckon if your step mum is cocking in the kitchen you can probably get away with a wank in the bathroom. Or your bedroom for that matter, don't think she'll notice sounds like she's preoccupied!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't you bathe in your house?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I reckon if your step mum is cocking in the kitchen you can probably get away with a wank in the bathroom. Or your bedroom for that matter, don't think she'll notice sounds like she's preoccupied! "
haha fucking phone lol cooking :D I would love to try but it's a big rish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reckon if your step mum is cocking in the kitchen you can probably get away with a wank in the bathroom. Or your bedroom for that matter, don't think she'll notice sounds like she's preoccupied! haha fucking phone lol cooking :D I would love to try but it's a big rish "

Rish? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a username like yours....why are you wanking?

Someone had to say it!

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

"It's right need to the kitchen and she's in there cocking can't really if I'm in there that long having a shit she will think something's up lol "

Wow, 23 and your stepmum still concerns herself with how long it takes you to have a shit???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With a username like yours....why are you wanking?

Someone had to say it!

Maybe Gods gift means the ability to wank?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Auto correct gives me deep joy on here at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With a username like yours....why are you wanking?

Someone had to say it!

Maybe Gods gift means the ability to wank?

Very true! Hadn't thought of that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you cant have a wank at home but you can accommodate! Your stepmum is ok with strangers coming round but you dont feel you can wank at home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you cant have a wank at home but you can accommodate! Your stepmum is ok with strangers coming round but you dont feel you can wank at home. "

Would you book a hotel room to have a wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's right need to the kitchen and she's in there cocking can't really if I'm in there that long having a shit she will think something's up lol

Wow, 23 and your stepmum still concerns herself with how long it takes you to have a shit???

She may be a very caring person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a grip man!!!

See what I done there??

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"It's right need to the kitchen and she's in there cocking can't really if I'm in there that long having a shit she will think something's up lol

Wow, 23 and your stepmum still concerns herself with how long it takes you to have a shit???

and surely if your balls are going to burst it wouldn't take you that long anyway!

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

I think there is probably a way round your conundrum, if you consider your options...though the mind can be befuddled with sexual desire sometimes...

The bathroom and the need for a lazy bath after a long day to rest your aches and pains may be the answer...

Then you can shout out through the door...'Put the kettle on motherI'm almost finished in't lavvy'

Good luck with your quest for privacy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shit she court me as I was cumming omg :0

I can't Evan look at her now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit she court me as I was cumming omg :0

I can't Evan look at her now "

This sounds like it's unfolding to be some sort of porn sketch

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Think officer crabtree has been caught avin a wink in the bithroom by his steepmim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock one out in the toilet, easy lol

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"Shit she court me as I was cumming omg :0

I can't Evan look at her now "

You weren't cocking in the kitchen were you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol think this is the best thing i have read all day!!! pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit she court me as I was cumming omg :0

I can't Evan look at her now

You weren't cocking in the kitchen were you? "

I'm still wondering who the heck Evan is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Praps yer step mam cud give yer an and jobby. Is she a bit of alreet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that not her in your pics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go and have a long shower - sheesh -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit she court me as I was cumming omg :0

I can't Evan look at her now

You weren't cocking in the kitchen were you?

I'm still wondering who the heck Evan is

He was providing the cocking in the kitchen with the step mum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit she court me as I was cumming omg :0

I can't Evan look at her now

You weren't cocking in the kitchen were you?

I'm still wondering who the heck Evan is

Evan Almighty,God's protégé

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any ladies been caught playing with your pussy by your Mum or Dad when you lived at home ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that's fucking killed it!! Pffff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just glad this story had a happy ending.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just glad this story had a happy ending."

Very true, things could have got very messy around here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit she court me as I was cumming omg :0

I can't Evan look at her now "

Did you get it in your eyes?

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"Get a grip man!!!

See what I done there??

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Billy Connolly did a good tutorial based on a spider for such situations,

One went up your leg rested on your gentlemans sausage and you where trying to shake it off,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit she court me as I was cumming omg :0

I can't Evan look at her now

You weren't cocking in the kitchen were you?

I'm still wondering who the heck Evan is

Evan Almighty,God's protégé "

Don't you mean gods gift?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I'm just glad this story had a happy ending."

You're going to have to change your standard response now Jim.

From now on it'll be.............

Your stepmum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder what she was cocking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think officer crabtree has been caught avin a wink in the bithroom by his steepmim "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure this thread was supposed to be so funny but thanks OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure this thread was supposed to be so funny but thanks OP

I'm creased up reading this!!

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"Not sure this thread was supposed to be so funny but thanks OP

I'm creased up reading this!!

Have mouth ache..from smiling so much

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Well it's definitely a different slant on bottle feeding by the look of the pictures....go stepmum

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By *oxy-blonde-vixenWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

You horrible lot are so cruel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im still wondering how he's going to accommodate....wendy house at the bottom of the garden maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im still wondering how he's going to accommodate....wendy house at the bottom of the garden maybe?"

It's ok he can accommodate they'll just have to try and ignore his step mom while she's cocking in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.?? Why not sort a meet out.....it's weeks since I had a wank lol.....

But actually tonight is first night since Wed I haven't had to share my bed with someone overnight as she got on her bike and rode home to Gloucester 15 mins ago....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it's definitely a different slant on bottle feeding by the look of the pictures....go stepmum

WTAF??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit she court me as I was cumming omg :0

I can't Evan look at her now

You weren't cocking in the kitchen were you?

I'm still wondering who the heck Evan is

Must play tennis.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"Think officer crabtree has been caught avin a wink in the bithroom by his steepmim "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahem..legs a kimbo in the bath, im an expert

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How I don't miss the days of sharing a home haha

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

"Think officer crabtree has been caught avin a wink in the bithroom by his steepmim "

Allo allo ...... whats going on here then ...

Is your step mum called evette ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ello, ah am Evan a wonk, dont tell may stepmoam

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