FabSwingers.com forum: How do you prepare?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey guys and girls,

Just sat in the bath perusing profiles on fabs,and getting slightly jealous that I don't have anything planned for the day.

But got me thinking about pre-meet rituals. Abstaining? Full body pamper session? Long shower ? Glass of wine for Dutch courage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trim downstairs for sure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just have a quick shower. Then come back on here and chat to people. Might trim some hair if i feel like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a Dogger pre going out rituals are...

Bath & clean shaven..

Clean clothes top to bottom..

Nice aftershave..

Make sure my Dogging bag is ready!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oooh. What's a dogging bag consist of?

Never done it before..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey guys and girls,

Just sat in the bath perusing profiles on fabs,and getting slightly jealous that I don't have anything planned for the day.

But got me thinking about pre-meet rituals. Abstaining? Full body pamper session? Long shower ? Glass of wine for Dutch courage?

I'm a confident guy, but always nervous before a meet! Alcohol just makes me want to pee, so abstain! Make sure I'm trimmed, showered and smelling good enough to eat! Clothes freshly laundered and table booked if it's a proper dinner job!

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Wow, no meet has ever taken me out to dinner!

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

I've taken meets out for dinner and/or cocktails before the fun plenty of times lol

Pre meet I like to shower, shave and trim downstairs and get ready

Also abstain from anything the day before as well to build up the sexual tension

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always a shower or bath, shave, hair dry and dress up mmmm. Dinner?? Noooo couldn't play feeling really full up. Happily go for a snack after but haven't done that yet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tidy flat

Get toys and condoms out ready

Shower

Shave and trim downstairs

Clean teeth, floss, rinse

Cut and file nails

Moisturize

Dress (always commando) sport socks or bare feet

Apply aftershave

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Wait

Travel

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

We both shower and ensure we are fully shaved below.

Clean, smart, sexy clothes and a check to ensure we know where we are going and how to get there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh. What's a dogging bag consist of?

Never done it before.. "

Water bottle and bowl, pooh bags and chew sticks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh. What's a dogging bag consist of?

Never done it before..

Water bottle and bowl, pooh bags and chew sticks

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tidy flat

Get toys and condoms out ready

Shower

Shave and trim downstairs

Clean teeth, floss, rinse

Cut and file nails

Moisturize

Dress (always commando) sport socks or bare feet

Apply aftershave

...

Wait

Travel"

Aftershave post dressing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower.

Put on jeans and t shirt.

That's about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh. What's a dogging bag consist of?

Never done it before.. "

Mines just a small backpack in the boot of the car with stuff for an evenings fun (if lucky!!)

Condoms

Baby wipes

Spare T-shirt

Bottled water

Anything I think I'll need for an evenings/mornings fun..

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

I always make sure that I'm clean shaven, neatly trimmed and spotlessly clean.

Next comes a subtle aftershave (nothing too heavy or cloying) and then selecting what clothes (freshly laundered obviously) will best suit the occasion.

If I'm meeting a woman who has made it clear that she enjoys anal sex (which I am a big fan of), I would also hope that her regime has included making sure that she is properly prepared for that particular activity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tidy flat

Get toys and condoms out ready

Shower

Shave and trim downstairs

Clean teeth, floss, rinse

Cut and file nails

Moisturize

Dress (always commando) sport socks or bare feet

Apply aftershave

...

Wait

Travel

Aftershave post dressing? "

Depends...If I'm travelling I take it with me, the list wasn't necessarily in order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish people wouldn't have this weird obsession with perfume, deodrent, aftershave etc. human bodies small wonderful by themselves - why cover it up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish people wouldn't have this weird obsession with perfume, deodrent, aftershave etc. human bodies small wonderful by themselves - why cover it up?"

Personal choice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow, no meet has ever taken me out to dinner! "

I love all that!

Nothing says "I want you" more than a KFC Zinger Meal!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Lie on the bed while Mr shaves my flower

Jump through the shower (scrub, shave legs & underarms)

Do hair

Panic about clothes but eventually decide what to wear

Get dressed

Panic about shoes

Put shoes on

Pack party bag (condoms, baby wipes, collar & cuffs, riding crop, lip balm, onesie & slippers)

Stagger downstairs for last minute twirl in front of OH

Get groped a little bit to get me in the mood

Walk out to car looking a little like a hooker (according to the neighbours)

Arrive and get naughty

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

"Wow, no meet has ever taken me out to dinner!

I love all that!

Nothing says "I want you" more than a KFC Zinger Meal!"

If you really like her do you stretch to a tower meal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow, no meet has ever taken me out to dinner!

I love all that!

Nothing says "I want you" more than a KFC Zinger Meal!

If you really like her do you stretch to a tower meal?"

Fuck off - I'm not made of money!

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By *tormyFruitCouple
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I (fruit) like to take my time. Have my outfit chosen and all ready. An early bath in the day to wash my hair and shave essentials. Then a quick bath when starting. Another quick shave keeping hair dry. Deodorant then straighten or kinky hair. Take my time getting ready with music and a drink. Keeping an eye on the time too. I love enjoying getting ready thinking what may happen.

Watching Stormy it's a quick shower get his chosen kit on then go pmsl.

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