FabSwingers.com forum: Farting during sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I once slipped one out but I think I got away with it, however last year whilst she was giving a very pleasany bj she let one go and caused me to laugh out loud, she then accuses me of ruining the moment. Short of a superglued butt plug, what are the protocols here ????

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Farts are always funny and I think by law you have to giggle if not full on laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fanny fart if too much air has got inside... I always say sorry, that's just air and a lil giggle, the guy is normally too busy to even notice

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I fanny fart if too much air has got inside... I always say sorry, that's just air and a lil giggle, the guy is normally too busy to even notice

I love those!!!!!! I laugh so much and it's even funnier when it's someone else who does it and they go red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once at a beer garden with a FB and he farted I don't think he even realised it was coming/brewing! I just laughed and he said ooops sorry

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By *ieutenantMan
over a year ago

london

You can't cheat nature. Lol

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

They are very funny. End of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fanny fart if too much air has got inside... I always say sorry, that's just air and a lil giggle, the guy is normally too busy to even notice

I love those!!!!!! I laugh so much and it's even funnier when it's someone else who does it and they go red

I still go red!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fanny fart if too much air has got inside... I always say sorry, that's just air and a lil giggle, the guy is normally too busy to even notice

I love those!!!!!! I laugh so much and it's even funnier when it's someone else who does it and they go red

I still go red!!

I go green

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once farted playing naked Twister.....caused mayhem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was really d*unk and I farted right after a blowjob with the hottest half Caribbean girl I'd ever been with. needless to say that was the last I heard of her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fanny fart if too much air has got inside... I always say sorry, that's just air and a lil giggle, the guy is normally too busy to even notice

I love those!!!!!! I laugh so much and it's even funnier when it's someone else who does it and they go red

I still go red!!

I go green

Ha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was really d*unk and I farted right after a blowjob with the hottest half Caribbean girl I'd ever been with. needless to say that was the last I heard of her"

Must have smelt terrible

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

It's probably a compliment in some countries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's probably a compliment in some countries

England by the sounds of it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Farts are always funny and I think by law you have to giggle if not full on laugh

I agree with this. I love fun sex tbh, but i would stop giving a bj if someone farted while i was doing one. I'd be too busy laughing and throwing a cushion at them or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Farts are always funny and I think by law you have to giggle if not full on laugh

I agree with this. I love fun sex tbh, but i would stop giving a bj if someone farted while i was doing one. I'd be too busy laughing and throwing a cushion at them or something."

Or smacking they're arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Farts are always funny and I think by law you have to giggle if not full on laugh

I agree with this. I love fun sex tbh, but i would stop giving a bj if someone farted while i was doing one. I'd be too busy laughing and throwing a cushion at them or something.

Or smacking they're arse!

Haha no i wouldn't. I know someone who used to say being spanked made them fart, and it did but i reckon they squeezed it out on purpose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Farts are always funny and I think by law you have to giggle if not full on laugh

I agree with this. I love fun sex tbh, but i would stop giving a bj if someone farted while i was doing one. I'd be too busy laughing and throwing a cushion at them or something.

Or smacking they're arse!

Haha no i wouldn't. I know someone who used to say being spanked made them fart, and it did but i reckon they squeezed it out on purpose.

Haha! How delightful of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was really d*unk and I farted right after a blowjob with the hottest half Caribbean girl I'd ever been with. needless to say that was the last I heard of her

Must have smelt terrible

like ready salted crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Farts are always funny and I think by law you have to giggle if not full on laugh

I agree with this. I love fun sex tbh, but i would stop giving a bj if someone farted while i was doing one. I'd be too busy laughing and throwing a cushion at them or something.

Or smacking they're arse!

Haha no i wouldn't. I know someone who used to say being spanked made them fart, and it did but i reckon they squeezed it out on purpose.

Haha! How delightful of them

They didn't want to be spanked, so it got them what they wanted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've been together 14 years and heard Julia fart literally six times.

Tony farted about 6 times just while typing this...

During sex though, no, don't think that would go down too well lol. Julia once went on massage strike for months after an inadvertent poot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy fart while I was rimming him once

it wasn't one of my better sessions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a guy fart while I was rimming him once

it wasn't one of my better sessions

LMAO!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a guy fart while I was rimming him once

it wasn't one of my better sessions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a guy fart while I was rimming him once

it wasn't one of my better sessions

Omg pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one friend who has seen and heard every bodily function of mine

Makes for an interested night when we both got wind.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I had a guy fart while I was rimming him once

it wasn't one of my better sessions

Nooooooooo!!!!!! That sucks but it is so funny to read though

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By *rpmrsjCouple
over a year ago

Staveley

we went to meet a couple once and first i accidently let a little fart but after that the more i tried to stop it the more it came coming whilst we was having penetrative sex

i just burst out laughing he wasnt impressed at all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did it the other night

luckily both too pissed to care!!

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

LMAO @ this thread.

I literally lol'd at "naked twister" "poot" and "not one of my better sessions"

*Her*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't cheat nature. Lol"

Not when you're giving someone a bj and they've eaten a lot of meat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a Woman done it I would probably laugh at it, But if I did it I would be very embarrassed, I would just say I need to use the bathroom and do it in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has seriously made me lmfaooo

The farting while rimming had got to be the best though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The answer is blowing in the wind...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm with a guy it's not really a problem until we're done..... And then I can fart for England. The next day too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't fart in front of a guy. ....

But if it slips then I just go so red...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit happens

Errrrggghhh just realised what I typed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit happens

Errrrggghhh just realised what I typed lol "

And you still chose to post it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's probably a compliment in some countries

England by the sounds of it...."

Ha ha!

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Good grief, no!

I've been seeing my current lover since august, and we still won't pass wind in the same room.

It can be controlled similar to most bodily functions...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was really d*unk and I farted right after a blowjob with the hottest half Caribbean girl I'd ever been with. needless to say that was the last I heard of her"

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

I did a pussy fart once whilst a boyfriend was inside; he literally jumped right out of me!

Another time I had a sleepover meet with a hot Afro-Carribean guy when I got the wind. Kept on travelling back and forth to the loo several times to let it out, until he told me just to let it out in the room. I must stop eating those onions on meets!

Once shared a bed with a fellow student whilst on study tour who is a lesbian. She told me that I fart like a man!

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By *quirell2015Man
over a year ago

somewhere nearby

"I did a pussy fart once whilst a boyfriend was inside; he literally jumped right out of me!

Once shared a bed with a fellow student whilst on study tour who is a lesbian. She told me that I fart like a man!

Love it I'd just be laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with a little extra thrust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a guy fart while I was rimming him once

it wasn't one of my better sessions

Nearly fell off my chair. Ha ha ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never fart whilst having sex, I have sufficient confidence in my technique to not have to resort to jet propulsion.

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By *eithday1Man
over a year ago

Winchelsea

if your not generating some fanny farts your not putting your back into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you've eaten eggs,curry,drank a few pints and peanuts then yes, it's going to ruin the moment and i doubt you'll return to finish the job.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Fanny farts always make me giggle like Beavis and Butthead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even funnier if you can light them.....but perhaps not during sex.......?

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Even funnier if you can light them.....but perhaps not during sex.......?"

That's an even funnier party trick

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

I love fanny farts as I know I am fucikng someone.he he.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

I am crying with laughter here....

Had a sleepover and was feeling very windy and a few little ones sneaked out. I was just blasé about it and he was a gentleman, but I ended up running out of there and giving large in the car and drove home. Have not been invited back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ve never ever ever heard my mum fart wee or poo or in fact ever seen her even go into the bathroom except to get something I swear shes not human in fact I aint even sure that they have ever had sex!

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