FabSwingers.com forum: Desert Island Fab

By *rGoodTimeNow OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

I have been a member for about a year and an active member for a couple of months. I joined as I was looking for no commitment relationships having come out of a marriage that cost me a couple of million pounds in a divorce settlement i wanted to have a good time without going the conventional relationship route.

All the people I met in the Vanilla world seemed to be young and a lot of them were gold diggers, my own fault I drive flash cars and all us middle aged guys are easily flattered haha.

Anyhow putting the background aside, I started searching and messaged people my own age and who in the vanilla world would usually like me, I couldn't work out why my messages were simply deleted. Then I realised the ratio of men to women is about 50-1. So women of my own age category are chased by twenty somethings who are good looking and can fulfil the instant attraction. The trouble is the young fittys have choice. So they arrange dates etc and simply don't show as they get a better offer, this leaves the ladies complaining, you see it every night on multiple profiles about being let down, time wasters etc.

When the ladies join they get inundated and moan about all the attention, in reality they can set filters but they don't so complain about 100 messages in an hour etc. Also people use it as a dating site because it is cheap, well it isn't a dating site so don't complain about seeing the odd cock or pussy.

I gave it some thought and it is like a navy ship carrying hundreds of sailors crashing onto Island Fab, the local population was all women, their diet was high in sugar so a lot of them were bbw's they had not seen a cock for years. All of a sudden they have the attention of hundreds of randy sailors, 50 each. So the bbw's of Island Fab start to strut like Princess's no more are they fat girls in a Mud Hut, how they smell matters not, the sailors are horny so will chase anything because to be chosen is difficult.

Eventually the ladies of Island Fab get fed up, the constant pestering gets on their nerves also the fittest of the sailors find they can swim to Island Vanilla where the ladies of that Island are slimmer and younger so the younger sailors start letting Fab ladies down, so what happens, in reality the young sailors go to Island Vanilla (except the pervy bbw lovers) and balance is achieved, also several of the sailors have been killed in fights of who shags the Island Fab Girls.

So the moral of this story, Fab needs to redress the balances, how can this be done? Maybe charge a hell of a lot more for men to join, at the end of the day to play a Guy needs to be able to either afford a hotel or live on his own, either of those things require money, so straight away that would be a good filter, charge the men say the equivalent of a decent night out. Let women join for free but make them aware of what Fab is you will see cocks and be asked all sorts, if being asked if you like your bumhole licked as an opening line offends maybe Fab isn't for you.

As to me, I am going back to the real world where being rich is like having abs and a 12 inch black cock on here. There I can even show it off all the time. Not sure it makes me happier but at least I won't be deleted without being look at 20 times a day haha.

Ladies remember it is difficult for men on here, sure the copy and paste messages probably only 10% of messages are even read, it is impossible to be original and witty Billy Connelly or whoever would struggle.

Guys good luck, its tough and the hit rates are tiny for anyone except the young fittys, don't take it personally, this isn't reality thank God, it is actually easier to meet women in the real world remember that sometimes.

Anyhow bye for and keep safe xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roughly translated:

I haven't done 'too bad' for myself but not well enough to comfortably pull who I 'want' ...

The wife took me to the cleaners when she ran off with a hunky young bloke...

I was drowning my sorrows down the pub when Derrick suggested fab, said there was loads of mucky desperate women on it...

Turns out I have worse luck on here than I do in real life as women (no matter what size ) aren't stupid or fall for the old 'successful bullshit' ...

Please make them like me fab, or limit make members so I have more luck...

Now what was that link Derrick told me for mail order brides...

Enjoy the 'real world'....I'm alright here thanks...

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

Seems to be a complaint about the 'cream rising to the top'. My experience is that that natural process is just as much at work out in the 'real world'. Fab is only a microcosm of it after all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually op I think you have a point!

When you return to the real world though - I'd suggest that perhaps you don't overtly display your wealth, and then perhaps you'll find the holy grail we all want in the end - someone who loves you utterly - just because you're you - warts and all!

Best of luck lovely! Xx

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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WTF did I just read? The OP manages to insult everyone on the site - single men, single women, everyone.

Sorry OP but I find overt displays of wealth crass. I am sure you'll succeed in pulling when you flash the cash but you'll never know if the woman likes you, or your wallet. Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WTF did I just read? The OP manages to insult everyone on the site - single men, single women, everyone.

Sorry OP but I find overt displays of wealth crass. I am sure you'll succeed in pulling when you flash the cash but you'll never know if the woman likes you, or your wallet. Good luck."

...Here come the girls....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"WTF did I just read? The OP manages to insult everyone on the site - single men, single women, everyone.

Sorry OP but I find overt displays of wealth crass. I am sure you'll succeed in pulling when you flash the cash but you'll never know if the woman likes you, or your wallet. Good luck.

...Here come the girls....

Good song that

I suppose all people are allowed to air their opinions, but this is the second post today from a guy saying how much more successful he is in the 'real world'. I feel the solution is clear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wanted to say how much I enjoyed reading this post... for all the wrong reasons of course

Couldn't help but visualise Harry Enfield's "Loadsamoney" saying it. Oh and this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNa-KLhUfU4

"Excuse me sir but I coundn't help but notice that I appear to be considerably richer than you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've actually read it a few times and it's my favourite thread on here, i just love how you stupidly think it's because women just want 'young fit toys' you're 40 for Christ sake not 80...and then you babble about charging men, as you presume the women EXPECT a man to pay for everything...

As the Beatles said,

Can't buy me love,....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wanted to say how much I enjoyed reading this post... for all the wrong reasons of course

Couldn't help but visualise Harry Enfield's "Loadsamoney" saying it. Oh and this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNa-KLhUfU4

"Excuse me sir but I coundn't help but notice that I appear to be considerably richer than you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best be careful he may privatise the site and get Jeeves to do away with all the young fittys, then herd all the lovelies for oneself...

I've seen more class and wealth on 'benefit Britain'

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Best be careful he may privatise the site and get Jeeves to do away with all the young fittys, then herd all the lovelies for oneself...

I've seen more class and wealth on 'benefit Britain' "

But one is rich doncherknow? One should have the ladies flocking at the jingle of the Porsche keys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best be careful he may privatise the site and get Jeeves to do away with all the young fittys, then herd all the lovelies for oneself...

I've seen more class and wealth on 'benefit Britain'

But one is rich doncherknow? One should have the ladies flocking at the jingle of the Porsche keys."

I quote prince:

Hey, look me over

Tell me do you like what you see?

Hey, I ain't got no money

But honey, I'm rich on personality...

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By *rGoodTimeNow OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Best be careful he may privatise the site and get Jeeves to do away with all the young fittys, then herd all the lovelies for oneself...

I've seen more class and wealth on 'benefit Britain'

But one is rich doncherknow? One should have the ladies flocking at the jingle of the Porsche keys.

I quote prince:

Porsche?? Love that to you poor folk with a chip on your shoulder can see why your Mrs ran off with a better catch in the real world, bitter little fella

Hey, look me over

Tell me do you like what you see?

Hey, I ain't got no money

But honey, I'm rich on personality...

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Porsche?? Love that to you poor folk with a chip on your shoulder can see why your Mrs ran off with a better catch in the real world, bitter little fella"

Aaaah, I see your problem now. You struggle to recognise the difference between men and women. Also, you obviously consider less wealthy people beneath you. I suspect that shines through in your messages and am not surprised you are not so successful on here.

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By *rGoodTimeNow OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Best be careful he may privatise the site and get Jeeves to do away with all the young fittys, then herd all the lovelies for oneself...

I've seen more class and wealth on 'benefit Britain'

But one is rich doncherknow? One should have the ladies flocking at the jingle of the Porsche keys."

You a TV or a woman, look like that 'woman' from Dragons Den you are exactly what I am talking about, if you didn't used to be a man you are close

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Best be careful he may privatise the site and get Jeeves to do away with all the young fittys, then herd all the lovelies for oneself...

I've seen more class and wealth on 'benefit Britain'

But one is rich doncherknow? One should have the ladies flocking at the jingle of the Porsche keys.

You a TV or a woman, look like that 'woman' from Dragons Den you are exactly what I am talking about, if you didn't used to be a man you are close"

Money does not buy class, obviously.

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By *rGoodTimeNow OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Porsche?? Love that to you poor folk with a chip on your shoulder can see why your Mrs ran off with a better catch in the real world, bitter little fella

In your case I do struggle you are correct you would never ever get a man in the real world

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By *rGoodTimeNow OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Best be careful he may privatise the site and get Jeeves to do away with all the young fittys, then herd all the lovelies for oneself...

I've seen more class and wealth on 'benefit Britain'

But one is rich doncherknow? One should have the ladies flocking at the jingle of the Porsche keys.

You a TV or a woman, look like that 'woman' from Dragons Den you are exactly what I am talking about, if you didn't used to be a man you are close

Money does not buy class, obviously."

Can buy a sex change though obviously

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Porsche?? Love that to you poor folk with a chip on your shoulder can see why your Mrs ran off with a better catch in the real world, bitter little fella

In your case I do struggle you are correct you would never ever get a man in the real world"

Damn, must tell that bloke last Friday he aint a man. I was fooled by that cock.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Best be careful he may privatise the site and get Jeeves to do away with all the young fittys, then herd all the lovelies for oneself...

I've seen more class and wealth on 'benefit Britain'

But one is rich doncherknow? One should have the ladies flocking at the jingle of the Porsche keys.

You a TV or a woman, look like that 'woman' from Dragons Den you are exactly what I am talking about, if you didn't used to be a man you are close

Money does not buy class, obviously.

Can buy a sex change though obviously"

Best get one then - you might have more luck.

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By *rGoodTimeNow OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Best be careful he may privatise the site and get Jeeves to do away with all the young fittys, then herd all the lovelies for oneself...

I've seen more class and wealth on 'benefit Britain'

But one is rich doncherknow? One should have the ladies flocking at the jingle of the Porsche keys.

I quote prince:

Hey, look me over

Tell me do you like what you see?

Hey, I ain't got no money

But honey, I'm rich on personality...

Obviously not enough personality for your ex Mrs fella

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By *rGoodTimeNow OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Roughly translated:

I haven't done 'too bad' for myself but not well enough to comfortably pull who I 'want' ...

The wife took me to the cleaners when she ran off with a hunky young bloke...

I was drowning my sorrows down the pub when Derrick suggested fab, said there was loads of mucky desperate women on it...

Turns out I have worse luck on here than I do in real life as women (no matter what size ) aren't stupid or fall for the old 'successful bullshit' ...

Please make them like me fab, or limit make members so I have more luck...

Now what was that link Derrick told me for mail order brides...

Enjoy the 'real world'....I'm alright here thanks..."

One meet in the last 2 months, you are really knocking it down fella, maybe I should stay I am successful here after all haha

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By *rGoodTimeNow OP Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Best be careful he may privatise the site and get Jeeves to do away with all the young fittys, then herd all the lovelies for oneself...

I've seen more class and wealth on 'benefit Britain'

But one is rich doncherknow? One should have the ladies flocking at the jingle of the Porsche keys.

You a TV or a woman, look like that 'woman' from

Dragons Den you are exactly what I am talking about, if you didn't used to be a man you are close

Money does not buy class, obviously.

Can buy a sex change though obviously

Best get one then - you might have more luck."

Darling if you are a woman you are no oil painting you know it I know it Fab Island is great for you thats my point, fat ugly girls act like supermodels listen to yourself. God created you fat and ugly like a man for a reason

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

" You a TV or a woman, look like that 'woman' from Dragons Den you are exactly what I am talking about, if you didn't used to be a man you are close"

Are you a TV or a woman? You look like that 'woman' from Dragons' Den. You are exactly what I am talking about; if you weren't previously male you were close.

I corrected the basic grammatical errors for you there OP, since money obviously didn't buy you an education and yet my comprehensive school one appears sufficient in this case. As to the sentiment you so badly expressed, it apparently didn't buy you a decent personality either.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Best be careful he may privatise the site and get Jeeves to do away with all the young fittys, then herd all the lovelies for oneself...

I've seen more class and wealth on 'benefit Britain'

But one is rich doncherknow? One should have the ladies flocking at the jingle of the Porsche keys.

You a TV or a woman, look like that 'woman' from

Dragons Den you are exactly what I am talking about, if you didn't used to be a man you are close

Money does not buy class, obviously.

Can buy a sex change though obviously

Best get one then - you might have more luck.

You can tell all that from my back? I am in awe.

Look fella, rich or not, you are lacking class and manners, so I can tell right there why you are struggling on here. calling women 'fat and ugly' because we haven't fallen at your feet begging for a shag is not a sure fire way into out knickers. I know you consider yourself the bees knees, but far poorer and uglier men than you are more successful on here because they are not nasty and rude to people.

Advice brought to you by the letters F, U, and the number 2. Have a nice day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best be careful he may privatise the site and get Jeeves to do away with all the young fittys, then herd all the lovelies for oneself...

I've seen more class and wealth on 'benefit Britain'

But one is rich doncherknow? One should have the ladies flocking at the jingle of the Porsche keys.

You a TV or a woman, look like that 'woman' from

Dragons Den you are exactly what I am talking about, if you didn't used to be a man you are close

Money does not buy class, obviously.

Can buy a sex change though obviously

Best get one then - you might have more luck.

You can tell all that from my back? I am in awe.

Advice brought to you by the letters F, U, and the number 2. Have a nice day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roughly translated:

I haven't done 'too bad' for myself but not well enough to comfortably pull who I 'want' ...

The wife took me to the cleaners when she ran off with a hunky young bloke...

I was drowning my sorrows down the pub when Derrick suggested fab, said there was loads of mucky desperate women on it...

Turns out I have worse luck on here than I do in real life as women (no matter what size ) aren't stupid or fall for the old 'successful bullshit' ...

Please make them like me fab, or limit make members so I have more luck...

Now what was that link Derrick told me for mail order brides...

Enjoy the 'real world'....I'm alright here thanks...

One meet in the last 2 months, you are really knocking it down fella, maybe I should stay I am successful here after all haha"

Dude.....you really are good at shooting yourself in the foot. So I will reiterate and agree with many of the comments here.

Flashing your supposed wealth will do no more good here than anywhere else.

What counts is courtesy decency and honesty. The cream does indeed rise to the top whereas turds tend to sink. This site works fine. The 50-1 ratio is used as an excuse by those who crave success and look for something to blame for their lack of success.

The rest of us just get on with it and enjoy our success.

I see you had a pop at another member, putting down the success he has had.....feel free to look and count my verifications before you take a pop at my success. It just indicates that the site does work perfectly well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow. ...just wow

I am thinking your ex had a lucky escape and what she left the relationship with. ..well was it really enough if she put up with what you have been spouting on this thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me while I go OT for a second. I've always wanted to visit Ulaanbaatar. That's all.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"Excuse me while I go OT for a second. I've always wanted to visit Ulaanbaatar. That's all."

Yeah, Mongolia looks like a fun destination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give em enough rope....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"Give em enough rope...."

I saw his true colours shining.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So the only questions that remain in mind now are...

1) Is this guy actually gonna go UNLOS on us or was this the worst attempt at a "look at me" thred in Fab's history?

2) Is this guy actually wealthy or does he not even have enough money for the bus fare back to the monkey house?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roughly translated:

I haven't done 'too bad' for myself but not well enough to comfortably pull who I 'want' ...

The wife took me to the cleaners when she ran off with a hunky young bloke...

I was drowning my sorrows down the pub when Derrick suggested fab, said there was loads of mucky desperate women on it...

Turns out I have worse luck on here than I do in real life as women (no matter what size ) aren't stupid or fall for the old 'successful bullshit' ...

Please make them like me fab, or limit make members so I have more luck...

Now what was that link Derrick told me for mail order brides...

Enjoy the 'real world'....I'm alright here thanks...

One meet in the last 2 months, you are really knocking it down fella, maybe I should stay I am successful here after all haha"

Hahah....you see that where we differ my egotistical, overtly disillusioned fellow 'member' I'm not here for 'success' I'm here because I enjoy the vibe...that is until some dreamer wafts in with a few £20 notes thinking the women will fall at his weathered loafers, I see us all as equals...THATS where you have clearly gone soo wrong...

I'll post another shovel, might help you dig yourself out of this...

Hang, why are you still here...aren't you missing the real world yet...you wealthy cad you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The op has shown himself to be a proper dick head, my bet is he lives on benefit St and drives a blinged up amg corsa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not gone UNLOS yet....just hidden his profile....so a coward too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off to lie down in a darkened room after reading this

I'm not sure I've ever seen a better job done of forum suicide, even Tina's famous forum insurance can't help this one.....R.I.P OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best be careful he may privatise the site and get Jeeves to do away with all the young fittys, then herd all the lovelies for oneself...

I've seen more class and wealth on 'benefit Britain'

But one is rich doncherknow? One should have the ladies flocking at the jingle of the Porsche keys.

You a TV or a woman, look like that 'woman' from

Dragons Den you are exactly what I am talking about, if you didn't used to be a man you are close

Money does not buy class, obviously.

Can buy a sex change though obviously

Best get one then - you might have more luck.

You can tell all that from my back? I am in awe.

Advice brought to you by the letters F, U, and the number 2. Have a nice day.

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By *SweetVioletxWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By *SweetVioletxWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

OP - the issue appears to be that you're a bit of a cock. Sadly nothing will change this but at least we all know that now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's pretty obvious the OP doesn't have a pot to piss in!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stopped reading after this sentence.

"having come out of a marriage that cost me a couple of million pounds in a divorce settlement

Then scanned the rest, blah blah blah bog off then you moaning twat. Enjoy rolling around in your money alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure he is loved in the real world for his charm & personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best be careful he may privatise the site and get Jeeves to do away with all the young fittys, then herd all the lovelies for oneself...

I've seen more class and wealth on 'benefit Britain'

But one is rich doncherknow? One should have the ladies flocking at the jingle of the Porsche keys.

You a TV or a woman, look like that 'woman' from Dragons Den you are exactly what I am talking about, if you didn't used to be a man you are close

Money does not buy class, obviously.

Can buy a sex change though obviously

Best get one then - you might have more luck."

Think he already had - not sure if he's a cock or a cunt though....

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I am led to believe that this site is about sex appeal and not money. If you don't have that, you certainly can't buy it that's for sure.

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