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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

After a mammoth anal session with a FB last night, how can I politely ask her to cleanse "down there" first. My bedsheets are now in the bin and a post-fuck shower was definitely required. Any tips from some of you bum-fun sexperts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After a mammoth anal session with a FB last night, how can I politely ask her to cleanse "down there" first. My bedsheets are now in the bin and a post-fuck shower was definitely required. Any tips from some of you bum-fun sexperts?"
Clean down there , please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say this. "After the last session shit got all over. Next time need you to have a dump first and maybe douche"

Ie be honest and straight about it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Say this. "After the last session shit got all over. Next time need you to have a dump first and maybe douche"

Ie be honest and straight about it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way to beat about the bush where anal is concerned, just come out and ask her to ensure things are 'prepared' before you start.

Oh and maybe not embarrass the poor girl by broadcasting it to the Internet. We don't really need to know do we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honesty is the best policy!

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Love this from a profile that states discreet...

perhaps arrange anal in advance so she can have time to prepare?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No way to beat about the bush where anal is concerned, just come out and ask her to ensure things are 'prepared' before you start.

Oh and maybe not embarrass the poor girl by broadcasting it to the Internet. We don't really need to know do we? "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was a mammoth session even with all the preparation accidents happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess you had a shitty night!!!

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By *anDare70Man
over a year ago

kirkby

Look you know where you are putting it so take responsibility. A sensual exploring finger will tell you the state of play. A damp flannel on the beside or a pack of wet wipes then clean yourself before rolling in your sheets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think you'll need to worry about anal with her again if she sees this post.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"No way to beat about the bush where anal is concerned, just come out and ask her to ensure things are 'prepared' before you start.

Oh and maybe not embarrass the poor girl by broadcasting it to the Internet. We don't really need to know do we? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love this from a profile that states discreet...

perhaps arrange anal in advance so she can have time to prepare?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think you'll need to worry about anal with her again if she sees this post."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew I shouldn't have had that curry before meeting the OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thankfully the op doesnt display the veries..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's anal. Shit happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's anal. Shit happens."

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By *inkylouiseWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Shame on you dr hope your struck off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's anal. Shit happens."

this is and will be the best post of the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i mean seriously! Moaning about a bit of mess when you're ramming whatever kind of penis you have into an asshole repeatedly! You know what an asshole is for right? You think when you're throwing yourself around down there that we women have got some kind of fine extra sensory perception of what exactly is going on? I'd love to see "The Doctor" have a go at receiveing anal sex. I bet he wouldn't be complaining about the sheets.

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


"It's anal. Shit happens.

this is and will be the best post of the thread "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not add an douche into the session and add to the build up!

Also purchase a pvc sheet oh and a real gent wouldn't ask in public...the poor girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a broadminded kind of guy and nothing shocks me in the world but there are something's that are best kept private?

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs


"After a mammoth anal session with a FB last night, how can I politely ask her to cleanse "down there" first. My bedsheets are now in the bin and a post-fuck shower was definitely required. Any tips from some of you bum-fun sexperts?"

You are a braver man than me. I love anal, but, if I even start to get a whiff of anything fowl then I rapidly 'abort mission'

Proper pooper preparation for ladies who partake is key

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"It's anal. Shit happens.

this is and will be the best post of the thread "

And to those suggesting douching... We read up on it and it isn't recommended as it can mess with your natural heathy bacteria. Anal or vaginal.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"It's anal. Shit happens.

this is and will be the best post of the thread

And to those suggesting douching... We read up on it and it isn't recommended as it can mess with your natural heathy bacteria. Anal or vaginal."

*healthy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's anal. Shit happens.

this is and will be the best post of the thread

And to those suggesting douching... We read up on it and it isn't recommended as it can mess with your natural heathy bacteria. Anal or vaginal."

Yes I was wondering that too as its not recommend for vaginal for that very reason.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots


"Love this from a profile that states discreet...

perhaps arrange anal in advance so she can have time to prepare?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it was a mammoth session even with all the preparation accidents happen.

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Yep...shit happens

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover


"After a mammoth anal session with a FB last night, how can I politely ask her to cleanse "down there" first. My bedsheets are now in the bin and a post-fuck shower was definitely required. Any tips from some of you bum-fun sexperts?"

I cannot understand the purpose of posting this thread...pretty thoughtless and inconsiderate to your FB who may not be that for much longer if she sees it..

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"After a mammoth anal session with a FB last night, how can I politely ask her to cleanse "down there" first. My bedsheets are now in the bin and a post-fuck shower was definitely required. Any tips from some of you bum-fun sexperts?"

I'm not an expert because it isn't something I enjoy. I would say though that if you are prepared to be that intimate with somebody you must have discussed it beforehand why would you find it difficult to just say nicely that to save both of you getting messy she prepares beforehand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No way to beat about the bush where anal is concerned, just come out and ask her to ensure things are 'prepared' before you start.

Oh and maybe not embarrass the poor girl by broadcasting it to the Internet. We don't really need to know do we? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's anal. Shit happens."

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By *inkylouiseWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Think you have just fucked your self in the ass hope you prepaired your self first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After a mammoth anal session with a FB last night, how can I politely ask her to cleanse "down there" first. My bedsheets are now in the bin and a post-fuck shower was definitely required. Any tips from some of you bum-fun sexperts?

I cannot understand the purpose of posting this thread...pretty thoughtless and inconsiderate to your FB who may not be that for much longer if she sees it.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No way to beat about the bush where anal is concerned, just come out and ask her to ensure things are 'prepared' before you start.

Oh and maybe not embarrass the poor girl by broadcasting it to the Internet. We don't really need to know do we? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...maybe she's not on Fab...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Those mammoths don't half crap loads

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By *otgymfitanymoreCouple
over a year ago

pontefract

I'm not a fan of anal anyway but does douching actually get rid of it all, isn't it naturally working its way down anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What an arse! Such a shitty thing to broadcast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think you'll need to worry about anal with her again if she sees this post."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a lass on here a few years ago that spoke the wisest words I've ever heard.

She said......"If you don't want shit on it don't stick it up my arse!"

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Met a lass on here a few years ago that spoke the wisest words I've ever heard.

She said......"If you don't want shit on it don't stick it up my arse!" "

A good rule for life I feel.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'm not a fan of anal anyway but does douching actually get rid of it all, isn't it naturally working its way down anyway?"

No idea but I've read threads where people recommend sticking the shower nozzle up there and switching on

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

don't go back....

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

or

oi shitty arse, look at the fucking mess of my sheets... the washing machine is over there you dirty bitch...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what I don't get is if shit bothers you that much why was it mammoth anal session?

why not stop at the first sighs?

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By *artinichilled1TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

Was the sex shit? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what I don't get is if shit bothers you that much why was it mammoth anal session?

why not stop at the first sighs? "

That was exactly my thoughts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did you not say something during the session instead of posting in public forum if she is on fab hope she does not use forums or you may not get another session with her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mammoth and anal in the same sentence is usually going to get messy, only an assumption.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And this is why i wont partake in anal...how poor girl.

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By *eithoWoman
over a year ago

Chatham

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By *eithoWoman
over a year ago

Chatham

So you're willing to indulge in such an intimate act with this woman but you can't talk to her about it?!

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

What a mean thing to broadcast. What did you seriously expect after a 'mammoth ' session??

Btw, I think a lot of women / couples will have put a block on your profile so they also don't need to put up with any shit either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your name's not Spud is it? Do you know Renton, Sick Boy and Begbie as well?

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"I don't think you'll need to worry about anal with her again if she sees this post."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look you know where you are putting it so take responsibility. A sensual exploring finger will tell you the state of play. A damp flannel on the beside or a pack of wet wipes then clean yourself before rolling in your sheets. "

basically just get the fuck over it and dont broadcast it on the forums! Sex is messy business.

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By *on1Man
over a year ago

spain

Bum fun to me spells shite hello !ops hello again. Tell you what I'll rumage in this tip oh! Look I wont wash my hands ???? Now who looks stupid ? Enjoy that moment less positives please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had anal and never will, this thread is gross. People who do it should prepare for the consequences and not broadcast it. Yuk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's anal. Shit happens."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why didn't you ask her if she'd dropped the kids off at the pool first before starting??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why didn't you ask her if she'd dropped the kids off at the pool first before starting?? "

Haha

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