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"You wanted to shag in the woods, he wanted to wank in the woods. Sounds fair to me." | |||
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"You wanted to shag in the woods, he wanted to wank in the woods. Sounds fair to me." | |||
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"You wanted to shag in the woods, he wanted to wank in the woods. Sounds fair to me." this.. | |||
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"Just be glad it was a dude wanking and it was before you did anything if it had been a kid who came across you while playing you'd possibly be discussing with a lawyer just how your presence on the sex offenders register is going to affect your life from now on." | |||
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"I often meet a fwb at woods during the day for a chat and fun. The other day I arrived after my friend and set off down a track to find him as there was a man in the car park having his lunch. So we are walking about, looking for somewhere to shelter from the wind and as we come back on ourselves we come across the man who has followed us down the track. We decide to turn around and head back towards the river when we come across said man, leaning against a gate, trousers down and just stood there wanking in plain view. Have to say it made us both feel on edge and we shortly left after - I've heard in the past other couples have been there and I wouldn't mind if someone wanted to watch from a distance but to be that obvious about it just put me off and we've not gone back since." If you go down to the woods today, watch out for those dodgy guys They're gonna get such a wood today, and then they'll unzip their flies Coz guys you see are a horny bunch They get excited after their lunch Todays the day these horny guys wank their biiiiiig dicks! | |||
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"I often meet a fwb at woods during the day for a chat and fun. The other day I arrived after my friend and set off down a track to find him as there was a man in the car park having his lunch. So we are walking about, looking for somewhere to shelter from the wind and as we come back on ourselves we come across the man who has followed us down the track. We decide to turn around and head back towards the river when we come across said man, leaning against a gate, trousers down and just stood there wanking in plain view. Have to say it made us both feel on edge and we shortly left after - I've heard in the past other couples have been there and I wouldn't mind if someone wanted to watch from a distance but to be that obvious about it just put me off and we've not gone back since." Sorry about that - me butties had gone soggy tho and I still had half an hour of me break left so didn't know what else to do | |||
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"I often meet a fwb at woods during the day for a chat and fun. The other day I arrived after my friend and set off down a track to find him as there was a man in the car park having his lunch. So we are walking about, looking for somewhere to shelter from the wind and as we come back on ourselves we come across the man who has followed us down the track. We decide to turn around and head back towards the river when we come across said man, leaning against a gate, trousers down and just stood there wanking in plain view. Have to say it made us both feel on edge and we shortly left after - I've heard in the past other couples have been there and I wouldn't mind if someone wanted to watch from a distance but to be that obvious about it just put me off and we've not gone back since. If you go down to the woods today, watch out for those dodgy guys They're gonna get such a wood today, and then they'll unzip their flies Coz guys you see are a horny bunch They get excited after their lunch Todays the day these horny guys wank their biiiiiig dicks! " I like your version!! | |||
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"You wanted to shag in the woods, he wanted to wank in the woods. Sounds fair to me." | |||
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"His behaviour suggests to me that he recognised the two of you from one of your previous trips into the woods and thought he'd get a show again. It could have been worse, he could have reported you to the police." | |||
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"I feel conflicted by this post, if people want to shag outside in the woods why shouldn't they. The man was following them and put them off, no different than being at a club doing your thing and someone without asking gets too close. There seemed to be room for a compromise which the wanker did not take. It also seems sad that al fresco sex should be punished by the sex register if there was noone around when it started but then someone come upon them." Because it's a public park! Where the public go. Our public parks aren't for sex. Tou want to explain to your kid why he saw people fucking while looking for a frisby? | |||
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"I feel conflicted by this post, if people want to shag outside in the woods why shouldn't they. The man was following them and put them off, no different than being at a club doing your thing and someone without asking gets too close. There seemed to be room for a compromise which the wanker did not take. It also seems sad that al fresco sex should be punished by the sex register if there was noone around when it started but then someone come upon them. Because it's a public park! Where the public go. Our public parks aren't for sex. Tou want to explain to your kid why he saw people fucking while looking for a frisby? " | |||
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"I often meet a fwb at woods during the day for a chat and fun. The other day I arrived after my friend and set off down a track to find him as there was a man in the car park having his lunch. So we are walking about, looking for somewhere to shelter from the wind and as we come back on ourselves we come across the man who has followed us down the track. We decide to turn around and head back towards the river when we come across said man, leaning against a gate, trousers down and just stood there wanking in plain view. Have to say it made us both feel on edge and we shortly left after - I've heard in the past other couples have been there and I wouldn't mind if someone wanted to watch from a distance but to be that obvious about it just put me off and we've not gone back since." Next time head to Penge. Apparently there's a bush there you could hide behind discreetly! A | |||
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"Similar thing happened to me the other day. I went out in the woods to have a wank on my own and these two people (they didn't look like a couple, more friends with benefits) interrupted my session and then left fairly quickly. All I wanted was a wank in the woods. " Penge Lib. Penge. A | |||
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"I often meet a fwb at woods during the day for a chat and fun. The other day I arrived after my friend and set off down a track to find him as there was a man in the car park having his lunch. So we are walking about, looking for somewhere to shelter from the wind and as we come back on ourselves we come across the man who has followed us down the track. We decide to turn around and head back towards the river when we come across said man, leaning against a gate, trousers down and just stood there wanking in plain view. Have to say it made us both feel on edge and we shortly left after - I've heard in the past other couples have been there and I wouldn't mind if someone wanted to watch from a distance but to be that obvious about it just put me off and we've not gone back since. If you go down to the woods today, watch out for those dodgy guys They're gonna get such a wood today, and then they'll unzip their flies Coz guys you see are a horny bunch They get excited after their lunch Todays the day these horny guys wank their biiiiiig dicks! Now thats funny " | |||
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"Similar thing happened to me the other day. I went out in the woods to have a wank on my own and these two people (they didn't look like a couple, more friends with benefits) interrupted my session and then left fairly quickly. All I wanted was a wank in the woods. " | |||
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"I feel conflicted by this post, if people want to shag outside in the woods why shouldn't they. The man was following them and put them off, no different than being at a club doing your thing and someone without asking gets too close. There seemed to be room for a compromise which the wanker did not take. It also seems sad that al fresco sex should be punished by the sex register if there was noone around when it started but then someone come upon them. Because it's a public park! Where the public go. Our public parks aren't for sex. Tou want to explain to your kid why he saw people fucking while looking for a frisby? " It's NOT a public park. It's a wooded area in the middle of absolutely no where. Very quiet and very discreet. It's great how I say fun and people automatically assume I'm fucking infront of children | |||
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"I feel conflicted by this post, if people want to shag outside in the woods why shouldn't they. The man was following them and put them off, no different than being at a club doing your thing and someone without asking gets too close. There seemed to be room for a compromise which the wanker did not take. It also seems sad that al fresco sex should be punished by the sex register if there was noone around when it started but then someone come upon them. Because it's a public park! Where the public go. Our public parks aren't for sex. Tou want to explain to your kid why he saw people fucking while looking for a frisby? It's NOT a public park. It's a wooded area in the middle of absolutely no where. Very quiet and very discreet. It's great how I say fun and people automatically assume I'm fucking infront of children " Don't worry about it , different strokes for different folks | |||
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"So you wouldn't mind a guy having a wank and watching you "chat" from a distance? I think backpeddling isn't your strong point." Why not, people watch me and a partner in a club why not in a wooded area, it is consenting adults. | |||
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"I feel conflicted by this post, if people want to shag outside in the woods why shouldn't they. The man was following them and put them off, no different than being at a club doing your thing and someone without asking gets too close. There seemed to be room for a compromise which the wanker did not take. It also seems sad that al fresco sex should be punished by the sex register if there was noone around when it started but then someone come upon them. Because it's a public park! Where the public go. Our public parks aren't for sex. Tou want to explain to your kid why he saw people fucking while looking for a frisby? " I would have no problem, sex is natural! | |||
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"I feel conflicted by this post, if people want to shag outside in the woods why shouldn't they. The man was following them and put them off, no different than being at a club doing your thing and someone without asking gets too close. There seemed to be room for a compromise which the wanker did not take. It also seems sad that al fresco sex should be punished by the sex register if there was noone around when it started but then someone come upon them. Because it's a public park! Where the public go. Our public parks aren't for sex. Tou want to explain to your kid why he saw people fucking while looking for a frisby? I would have no problem, sex is natural! " You would have no problem wih your 5 year old coming across two doggers as his/her first sexual contact? NEVER HAVE CHILDREN PLEASE! | |||
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"I feel conflicted by this post, if people want to shag outside in the woods why shouldn't they. The man was following them and put them off, no different than being at a club doing your thing and someone without asking gets too close. There seemed to be room for a compromise which the wanker did not take. It also seems sad that al fresco sex should be punished by the sex register if there was noone around when it started but then someone come upon them. Because it's a public park! Where the public go. Our public parks aren't for sex. Tou want to explain to your kid why he saw people fucking while looking for a frisby? I would have no problem, sex is natural! You would have no problem wih your 5 year old coming across two doggers as his/her first sexual contact? NEVER HAVE CHILDREN PLEASE!" | |||
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"I feel conflicted by this post, if people want to shag outside in the woods why shouldn't they. The man was following them and put them off, no different than being at a club doing your thing and someone wbbwslut4bbithout asking gets too close. There seemed to be room for a compromise which the wanker did not take. It also seems sad that al fresco sex should be punished by the sex register if there was noone around when it started but then someone come upon them. Because it's a public park! Where the public go. Our public parks aren't for sex. Tou want to explain to your kid why he saw people fucking while looking for a frisby? I would have no problem, sex is natural! You would have no problem wih your 5 year old coming across two doggers as his/her first sexual contact? NEVER HAVE CHILDREN PLEASE! " Rudeness is the result of losing an argument, and using capitals is a sign of an inability to use the English language. | |||
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"I feel conflicted by this post, if people want to shag outside in the woods why shouldn't they. The man was following them and put them off, no different than being at a club doing your thing and someone without asking gets too close. There seemed to be room for a compromise which the wanker did not take. It also seems sad that al fresco sex should be punished by the sex register if there was noone around when it started but then someone come upon them. Because it's a public park! Where the public go. Our public parks aren't for sex. Tou want to explain to your kid why he saw people fucking while looking for a frisby? I would have no problem, sex is natural! You would have no problem wih your 5 year old coming across two doggers as his/her first sexual contact? NEVER HAVE CHILDREN PLEASE!" | |||
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"I feel conflicted by this post, if people want to shag outside in the woods why shouldn't they. The man was following them and put them off, no different than being at a club doing your thing and someone without asking gets too close. There seemed to be room for a compromise which the wanker did not take. It also seems sad that al fresco sex should be punished by the sex register if there was noone around when it started but then someone come upon them. Because it's a public park! Where the public go. Our public parks aren't for sex. Tou want to explain to your kid why he saw people fucking while looking for a frisby? I would have no problem, sex is natural! You would have no problem wih your 5 year old coming across two doggers as his/her first sexual contact? NEVER HAVE CHILDREN PLEASE! " I think the hysterical parental reaction is likely to have more effect than a child witnessing something they do not understand. Hey ho as I won't stoop to abuse your comments have no validity without reasoned argument. | |||
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"I feel conflicted by this post, if people want to shag outside in the woods why shouldn't they. The man was following them and put them off, no different than being at a club doing your thing and someone wbbwslut4bbithout asking gets too close. There seemed to be room for a compromise which the wanker did not take. It also seems sad that al fresco sex should be punished by the sex register if there was noone around when it started but then someone come upon them. Because it's a public park! Where the public go. Our public parks aren't for sex. Tou want to explain to your kid why he saw people fucking while looking for a frisby? I would have no problem, sex is natural! You would have no problem wih your 5 year old coming across two doggers as his/her first sexual contact? NEVER HAVE CHILDREN PLEASE! Rudeness is the result of losing an argument, and using capitals is a sign of an inability to use the English language." No. It's called emphasis. The point being that they're emphasising they REALLY think you shouldn't have children because clearly you're unable to differentiate between some kind of outdoor fantasy and the protection of children. Which was their point, clearly missed by you. | |||
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"You wanted to shag in the woods, he wanted to wank in the woods. Sounds fair to me." | |||
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"I feel conflicted by this post, if people want to shag outside in the woods why shouldn't they. The man was following them and put them off, no different than being at a club doing your thing and someone wbbwslut4bbithout asking gets too close. There seemed to be room for a compromise which the wanker did not take. It also seems sad that al fresco sex should be punished by the sex register if there was noone around when it started but then someone come upon them. Because it's a public park! Where the public go. Our public parks aren't for sex. Tou want to explain to your kid why he saw people fucking while looking for a frisby? I would have no problem, sex is natural! You would have no problem wih your 5 year old coming across two doggers as his/her first sexual contact? NEVER HAVE CHILDREN PLEASE! Rudeness is the result of losing an argument, and using capitals is a sign of an inability to use the English language. No. It's called emphasis. The point being that they're emphasising they REALLY think you shouldn't have children because clearly you're unable to differentiate between some kind of outdoor fantasy and the protection of children. Which was their point, clearly missed by you." No point was missed by me. The use of capitals was merely for abuse and therefore demonstrated the ignorance of the people using them. I certainly know the difference between ourdoor fantasy and the protection of children. As I say i do not believe a child accidentally seeing two people have sex will be scarred for life. As I say I refuse to lower myself to return insults as your comments have no validity as does your abuse. | |||
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"Anywhere public is for the public to use for legal purposes. I'm just glad the cops come and arrest people like this when we call them. Most right minded people want our parks and woods for fun things with families and i'll continue to call the police whenever i see doggers and shaggers in our public areas. Good to know that some people don't care about being charged for sexual offences. I'm sure your minds will be changed when you get put in cuffs." And that post pretty much sums up certain attitudes towards those of us who do enjoy a bit of outdoor fun.. . | |||
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"Anywhere public is for the public to use for legal purposes. I'm just glad the cops come and arrest people like this when we call them. Most right minded people want our parks and woods for fun things with families and i'll continue to call the police whenever i see doggers and shaggers in our public areas. Good to know that some people don't care about being charged for sexual offences. I'm sure your minds will be changed when you get put in cuffs." You are wrong on so many basis that it is not true. As the old phrase says there is no point wrestling with a pig, you get sweaty and the pig enjoys it. So I say adios to this thread. | |||
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"Anywhere public is for the public to use for legal purposes. I'm just glad the cops come and arrest people like this when we call them. Most right minded people want our parks and woods for fun things with families and i'll continue to call the police whenever i see doggers and shaggers in our public areas. Good to know that some people don't care about being charged for sexual offences. I'm sure your minds will be changed when you get put in cuffs." Shaggers? ah bless what's he being blamed for now!? I say it wasn't him you saw - he only frequents Penge bushes | |||
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"Anywhere public is for the public to use for legal purposes. I'm just glad the cops come and arrest people like this when we call them. Most right minded people want our parks and woods for fun things with families and i'll continue to call the police whenever i see doggers and shaggers in our public areas. I have had sex in the woods but later found out it was a criminal offence to do it in a public footpath if someone calls the police you will be arrested it's a crime. I havnt done it since lol I think k the thrill of getting caught gets people excited but it's nice in summer in the woods not over looked Good to know that some people don't care about being charged for sexual offences. I'm sure your minds will be changed when you get put in cuffs. You are wrong on so many basis that it is not true. As the old phrase says there is no point wrestling with a pig, you get sweaty and the pig enjoys it. So I say adios to this thread. " | |||
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"Anywhere public is for the public to use for legal purposes. I'm just glad the cops come and arrest people like this when we call them. Most right minded people want our parks and woods for fun things with families and i'll continue to call the police whenever i see doggers and shaggers in our public areas. Good to know that some people don't care about being charged for sexual offences. I'm sure your minds will be changed when you get put in cuffs. Shaggers? ah bless what's he being blamed for now!? I say it wasn't him you saw - he only frequents Penge bushes " Lol! No i wasn't blaming Shag! Anyway i'm pretty sure he likes to take all the blame. Notoriety is hard to come by! | |||
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"Anywhere public is for the public to use for legal purposes. I'm just glad the cops come and arrest people like this when we call them. Most right minded people want our parks and woods for fun things with families and i'll continue to call the police whenever i see doggers and shaggers in our public areas. Good to know that some people don't care about being charged for sexual offences. I'm sure your minds will be changed when you get put in cuffs. Shaggers? ah bless what's he being blamed for now!? I say it wasn't him you saw - he only frequents Penge bushes Lol! No i wasn't blaming Shag! Anyway i'm pretty sure he likes to take all the blame. Notoriety is hard to come by! " | |||
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