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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A guy in his fifties lives over the road and his wife recently left him. His daughter in her twenties has moved in now and she looks amazing. Any ideas how to approach her for sex without her father knowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well obviously if she's moved in with her dad at a time of difficulty she's blatantly gagging for it. Just wait while she goes out to the shop and give her a shout for a fuck and bob's your uncle.

Have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well obviously if she's moved in with her dad at a time of difficulty she's blatantly gagging for it. Just wait while she goes out to the shop and give her a shout for a fuck and bob's your uncle.

Have fun"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy in his fifties lives over the road and his wife recently left him. His daughter in her twenties has moved in now and she looks amazing. Any ideas how to approach her for sex without her father knowing "

Why do u think she would be interested ?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Wait til he goes out then pop over with a pack of condoms and a bottle of Black Tower. She'll be putty in your hands.

Or, and this might be a novelty, try not to come across as a creepy guy who has no self control. Leave her alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a 35 year old man and looking for chatting up instructions

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

What happened to going out for a drink and a bite to eat first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't had personal experience but in a movie I saw once the guy saved the girl next door from flesh eating aliens who irradiated the dad so he turned into a huge bug eyed 80ft monster. I'm pretty sure he got into her panties. I hope that helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balaclava and a crow bar. They love that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invite her over for a brew and just say 'would you like a fuck with that'?

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over a year ago

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Wait til he goes out then pop over with a pack of condoms and a bottle of Black Tower. She'll be putty in your hands.

Or, and this might be a novelty, try not to come across as a creepy guy who has no self control. Leave her alone."

She is obviously gagging for it, so why take a box of condoms with him? That would waste time, he should put a condom on BEFORE he goes over, she'll probably open the door naked, ready to go.

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.


"Wait til he goes out then pop over with a pack of condoms and a bottle of Black Tower. She'll be putty in your hands.

Or, and this might be a novelty, try not to come across as a creepy guy who has no self control. Leave her alone.

She is obviously gagging for it, so why take a box of condoms with him? That would waste time, he should put a condom on BEFORE he goes over, she'll probably open the door naked, ready to go."

I wouldn't waste time with the condoms... She will definitely want bare back....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I haven't had personal experience but in a movie I saw once the guy saved the girl next door from flesh eating aliens who irradiated the dad so he turned into a huge bug eyed 80ft monster. I'm pretty sure he got into her panties. I hope that helps "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy in his fifties lives over the road and his wife recently left him. His daughter in her twenties has moved in now and she looks amazing. Any ideas how to approach her for sex without her father knowing "

"Approach her for sex"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20 yr old chatting to her friend:

I've just moved in with my dad to help him through a really bad patch, but there's this really creepy older bloke that keeps leering at me, how do I tell him to back off??

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Fucking about with neighbours can be fraught with danger.

I try not to shit on my own doorstep,however when the cock goes hard the brain goes soft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well obviously if she's moved in with her dad at a time of difficulty she's blatantly gagging for it. Just wait while she goes out to the shop and give her a shout for a fuck and bob's your uncle.

Have fun"

Done this before 100% success rate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you should leave it. You will only come across as wierd and creepy. She is gorgeous and at least ten years younger. She won't appreciate it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try this...

"Hi, I heard your parents have split up, I'm sorry to hear that. This must be a terrible time for all three of you, it's never easy for a child, even an adult child to see their family unit collapse.

It's nice of you to support your dad through this, I hope your mum is doing ok too.

Oh by the way, next time your dad goes out fancy ignoring all of that and popping over for a shag?"

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By *bandAbCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire.


"Try this...

"Hi, I heard your parents have split up, I'm sorry to hear that. This must be a terrible time for all three of you, it's never easy for a child, even an adult child to see their family unit collapse.

It's nice of you to support your dad through this, I hope your mum is doing ok too.

Oh by the way, next time your dad goes out fancy ignoring all of that and popping over for a shag?""

This

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Try this...

"Hi, I heard your parents have split up, I'm sorry to hear that. This must be a terrible time for all three of you, it's never easy for a child, even an adult child to see their family unit collapse.

It's nice of you to support your dad through this, I hope your mum is doing ok too.

Oh by the way, next time your dad goes out fancy ignoring all of that and popping over for a shag?""

Sounds like a plan to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy in his fifties lives over the road and his wife recently left him. His daughter in her twenties has moved in now and she looks amazing. Any ideas how to approach her for sex without her father knowing "

This post physically sickens me.

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Think you might end up on the sex offenders list if your not already on

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By *ch WellMan
over a year ago

Scotland

Ive been in this position. I decided the best course of action was to cross the road to her door completely naked and knocked at her door. When she opened she couldnt resist and dropped to her knees and started sucking my mahoosive hard on. Some of the neighbours seen what was going on and couldnt resist my mahoosive hard on either so came and joined in. So here was me being sucked off by 8 of my stunning neighbours. The only 1 who didnt join in was the old curtain twitching bitch and number 13. She phoned the polis. Getting sucked off by 8 stunners whilst hearing the sirens approach was amazing. Lo and behold when the polis arrived it was 2 stunning WPCs who on seeing what was going on and the size of mahoosive hard on stripped off their uniforms exposing their sexy underwear underneath and came and joined in. We all then went inside where I fucked all 10 of them for hours until they were all exhausted. Suddenly the father of the original stunner returned, he slowly came up the stairs, threw open the bedroom door and asked if he could borrow my lawnmower. Oh how we all laughed.

Go for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy in his fifties lives over the road and his wife recently left him. His daughter in her twenties has moved in now and she looks amazing. Any ideas how to approach her for sex without her father knowing

This post physically sickens me."

Agree, actually made my stomach turn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This happened to me... my dad beat the shit out of him. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy in his fifties lives over the road and his wife recently left him. His daughter in her twenties has moved in now and she looks amazing. Any ideas how to approach her for sex without her father knowing

This post physically sickens me.

Agree, actually made my stomach turn! "

and mine. The mentality of some on here is sickening. Just another addition to my (long) block list.

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands


"A guy in his fifties lives over the road and his wife recently left him. His daughter in her twenties has moved in now and she looks amazing. Any ideas how to approach her for sex without her father knowing "

Oh dear me, what a charmer!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a strange way I'm pleased I can still be surprised and shocked by people here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been in this position. I decided the best course of action was to cross the road to her door completely naked and knocked at her door. When she opened she couldnt resist and dropped to her knees and started sucking my mahoosive hard on. Some of the neighbours seen what was going on and couldnt resist my mahoosive hard on either so came and joined in. So here was me being sucked off by 8 of my stunning neighbours. The only 1 who didnt join in was the old curtain twitching bitch and number 13. She phoned the polis. Getting sucked off by 8 stunners whilst hearing the sirens approach was amazing. Lo and behold when the polis arrived it was 2 stunning WPCs who on seeing what was going on and the size of mahoosive hard on stripped off their uniforms exposing their sexy underwear underneath and came and joined in. We all then went inside where I fucked all 10 of them for hours until they were all exhausted. Suddenly the father of the original stunner returned, he slowly came up the stairs, threw open the bedroom door and asked if he could borrow my lawnmower. Oh how we all laughed.

Go for it "

PMSL!!! Sooo funny

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

You're absolutely sure it's his daughter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been in this position. I decided the best course of action was to cross the road to her door completely naked and knocked at her door. When she opened she couldnt resist and dropped to her knees and started sucking my mahoosive hard on. Some of the neighbours seen what was going on and couldnt resist my mahoosive hard on either so came and joined in. So here was me being sucked off by 8 of my stunning neighbours. The only 1 who didnt join in was the old curtain twitching bitch and number 13. She phoned the polis. Getting sucked off by 8 stunners whilst hearing the sirens approach was amazing. Lo and behold when the polis arrived it was 2 stunning WPCs who on seeing what was going on and the size of mahoosive hard on stripped off their uniforms exposing their sexy underwear underneath and came and joined in. We all then went inside where I fucked all 10 of them for hours until they were all exhausted. Suddenly the father of the original stunner returned, he slowly came up the stairs, threw open the bedroom door and asked if he could borrow my lawnmower. Oh how we all laughed.

Go for it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're absolutely sure it's his daughter? "

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