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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am looking to meet an Oompa-loompa for some horny times and more.

I don't know where to look since the chocolate factory was closed down.

Forgive me for being selective but I am not looking to meet any vertically challenged person ... it has to be an Oompa-Loompa.

I am bisexual so male or female would do, looks unimportant as is a sense of humour ... smoking/drinking/watersports all accepted.

I have already tried Jim'll fix it ...

OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO ....

If you're an Oompa Loompa I am horny for You ...

Kirsty

xxx xxx

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By *andsomgeorgeMan
over a year ago

Rugby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try Liverpool it full of them, I think its a genetic thing, if your small you cant be frozen by the wind off the Mersey. Either that or because they all smoke.

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By *andsomgeorgeMan
over a year ago

Rugby

I think you're absolutely right to ask for help. Hope you get some (help that is)...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think you're absolutely right to ask for help. Hope you get some (help that is)... "

Bless you smelly Y-Fronts

Thank you for the well wishing ...

I shall send you a copy of the DVD when we have made one ...

Kirsty

xxx xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think you have lost your marbles your wasting peoples time and your neither one way or the other in fact your a top plinkyplop .do you understand .

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By *andsomgeorgeMan
over a year ago

Rugby


"I think you're absolutely right to ask for help. Hope you get some (help that is)...

Bless you smelly Y-Fronts

Thank you for the well wishing ...

I shall send you a copy of the DVD when we have made one ...

Kirsty

xxx xxx"

How do you know about them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yer daddy said when we made love ...

Kirsty

xxx xxx

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Who can take a rainbow,

Wrap it in a sigh

Soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not really ...

Are you an oompaloompa?

I know what the plinky plonk is ... but I have no sexual attraction to any of the In the Night Garden characters ...

I am neither one way or the other .... what?

Kirsty

xxx xxx

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

I'm not an Oompa Loompa - I'm the Candy Man.

Who can take tomorrow, dip it in a dream

Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream?

The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oompah loompah doompadee doo,

I've got a surprise in my knickers for you.............

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oompah loompah doompadee doo,

I've got a surprise in my knickers for you............. "

You too eh?

Kirsty

xxx xxx

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